When you go clubbing is the dancefloor filled with bean bags and fluffy cushions? People just lying about half asleep as the music renders them down into a deep depression.

Glad I hung up my clubbing boots if this is the kind of pish being bandied about.

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loopdokter wrote:
billbo wrote:

Brash Aussie, swears a lot.

Funny routine on youtube where he digs out yanks for their gun laws, in front of a crowd of yanks...

Brave guy.

I'm aware of who he is or I would be going to see him.   I was just wondering if anyone has seen him on tour and if he's as good as he is in his specials.

Just go see him for the love of fuck. Hes a comedian, he has a routine interchanged with some new material. Hes hardly going to come out and do knock knock jokes on tour ffs.

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MattBlack wrote:
starcreeper wrote:
MattBlack wrote:

It started with The Fruit

LOL, thats never been mentioned before.

#Goldfish

Well it really started when he started playing that electro bollocks but this tune seems to sum it up quite well

It all really started with those power lines, didnt it Matt?

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Uniteds ship has finally righted itself after Anderson got off. Not much dead wood left.

It'll be great to see Bale playing for the greatest club in the world, you can all look forward to that.

p.s: you can put your house on that happening.

LOL, some great work here, Dave.

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MattBlack wrote:

It started with The Fruit

LOL, thats never been mentioned before.

#Goldfish

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Would it trouble you to take this nonsense to PM, Joey?

Fuckin Hell Strudders, LOL. You banging out mixes now too? Polly would have loved this.

You on the "deep house" bandwagon now too, Homegrove?

#DroppinLikeFlies

Its been widely discussed that your taste is up your hole, Yant. Accept it.

Some people are in agreement, Millsy.

EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

The names of any male who have coverted the female form will be printed via harriets stasi informers and then sent to a LGBT khmer rouge style re education camp where wilf the d day war veteran can be deprogrammed into thinking he is the stockwell strangler and rapist of women rather than a hero for taking out a nazi machine gun nest with a kumquat.

LOL, The board should be glad ETC is a member. A Captain on a sea of village idiots.

I prefer the old Millsy. He never hung around with the weirdos in the mixes section and he never used to speak about himself all the time.

What the fuck happened?

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Ncable wrote:

I believe they're interested in buying him back Ed. A figure just short of £30m has been mentioned, which would represent a delightfully clueless about-face we can all guffaw about for months, nay, years to come. I doubt they'd be that stupid, but I've been wrong before.

Imagine being clueless about buying one of the worlds best midfielders and then rival fans guffawing about it for years to come.

Mad craic altogether.

Jackie Chan's Armour of God.

Simply amazing. 10/10

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Thats where we were also, stayed at Grootbos. Great spot and will be returning. Disappointed Dixon wasnt booked for the garden marquee but we did alright.

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Did this when I was down there. I see youre heading to Melbourne for a bit, not sure if they do it from there but if you get the chance, there really is nothing like coming up on 2 sharks hurtling effortlessly towards you.

http://www.sharkcagediving.com.au/shark/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/shark-cage-diving-big-3.jpg

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Heading West, Eddie. Been in Cape Town at a conference for a few days.

Anyone else play it?

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Homegrove wrote:

After using Traktor for 6 months I've finally learned how to use the loop function. I can't understand much of this thread.

Youre a REAL dj, Homegrove. Dont let anyone take that away from you, LOL.

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Couldnt be better, Dan. Currently sitting in the cosy surroundings of the KLM lounge in Frankfurt, 3 bottles of lager deep and feeling great.

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jamie wrote:

sad time indeed - you've missed man utd off the list Vic? how about -

man utd - in a complete state of disarray and struggling with a post ferguson identity crisis?

Touche, Jamie. Although I know my clubs identity, its the rival fans and the media who are struggling with that one.

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No doubt youre here everyday, Millsy. How do you keep up the act?

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Just fuck off to confession Millsy. Get it off your chest. Job done.