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Wally wrote:
Nick Sneddon wrote:
starcreeper wrote:

Ditched Microsoft and went to Sony for the next gen and can sleep well at night knowing this was a spectacular decision.

yeah Microsoft and console just doesn't sit right with me

The 360 is a beast of a console and defo the best of the last gen. Its all about sony and ps4 this generation though.

Yeah I still have my 360, it was my gateway back into gaming since my days playing Sonic the Hedgehog on the Megadrive.

As you can imagine, my mind was blown and I'm now planning on shagging the neighbour after I cut her grass in the morning.

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Strudders loved the Blu-Ray version of this. Especially the directors commentary. He opened up many easter eggs into what was behind many of the sub plots. Strudders plans on getting the updated Redux once he gets his curved TV.

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loopdokter wrote:

Leave it to Ahad to post the reason for the smog problem is down to some convoluted scheme by the government to pollute and kill the population, instead of lax environmental laws and corruption. #teamtruth

You've no reason to be whining about Dermo getting on to you when you spout utter shite like that.

#TeamTruth is a respected organisation. We wont be ridiculed by absolute space cakes such as yourself.

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Ncable wrote:

No, it means I actually didn't read it. Because I couldn't be bothered and he never has anything other than spiteful, poorly-researched bile to offer anyway, much like yourself Hercule.

I dont have to research, pal. I'll be involved in professional sports for years to come. Inside track and experience is my MO.

You're not codding anybody either with your "I didn't read any of it" shite. You of all people are not going to pass up a whole post dedicated to you. No fucking way. It just wouldn't happen. A counter argument to my explanations won't be forthcoming from you because, you know why. And so do I.

May I give you and your several personalties a bit of advice?

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Looking forward to playing the new Star Wars release whenever that is. Brother sent me a clip of the gameplay and its qualitaaaay.

Played 'Journey' with the daughter the other day and found it amazing. Would recommend it for the earlier ages out there.

Ditched Microsoft and went to Sony for the next gen and can sleep well at night knowing this was a spectacular decision.

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This needed dissection. Out of curiosity mostly.

1. "you're not even considered a major player by the really big hitters around Europe."

Who are the really big hitters FLARESY? Real Madrid, Bayern Munich, Barcelona, Manchester United, all considered to be football royalty by almost everyone living in the real world. All 4 clubs have deep, rich histories with distinct cultures going back decades and they're not going anywhere. So to say Utd aren't considered a "player" by these clubs only pinpoints your chronic lack of understanding of the goings behind the scenes in football, you read too many papers and blogs and form your opinion from those, most amatuerish. Every major team of players that goes on to win lots of trophies dissolves over time with a transition period dependant on a number of things to go right in order to help ease the transition. Utds situation is unprecedented in modern football because of one man, the greatest manager of all time in the history of the game. All the "big hitters" understand this full well and now understand that they have a man with pedigree in the hot seat who may well bring back trophies over the next few years. The year of Moyes' reign many pundits said we wouldn't be seen again for years. Many dipper fans strangely thought we would mirror their demise, almost STEP BY STEP. Funny that.

So no points here I'm afraid.

FLARESY - 0 POINTS


2. "He was surplus to requirements at Madrid and had successful pre-contract talks with both Monaco and PSG which came to nothing due to FFP loopholes. He never wanted to play for United and it was only a massively overpriced fee + wages (again) which nailed it. You've lost big money on the player and are trying to cover it up with hot air and bullshit."

For a start its not mine nor Bfs money Utd are spending. Beating an opposing fan around the head with that kind of horseshit is just another reason for me to believe yourself and Strudders did the same City & Guilds course on Tactic Trucks (Part time). Why would any one of us care what the club spent on a player if it means we get to watch a genuine star footballer tog out every week? Utd secured a world class player who had more assists than Hazard and gave us one or two magical moments but didn't didn't perform as expected. The break in didn't help matters but what are going to do? Ultimately he participated in helping the team gain 4th place. So what if we "make a loss" on him? We probably made it back up on the sale of away kit socks since yesterdays launch. Clearly,Rafael was held in higher regard by the send off he got from both fans and team mates alike. Maybe if you bashed Rafa for a bit you might produce a sting.

So no, you've failed once again here to produce not only an adult argument, but any kind of fucking argument at all really when you really think about it.

FLARESY - 0 POINTS


3. "Your transfer policy since buying RVP has been a shambles and a poor imitation of the Berties Christmas shopping spree which did actually win them some trophies."

I'm going out on a limb here but stop me if I'm wrong about this assertion; When Utd were mocked by you and other fuckwits about having a defence as good as Everton's, a midfield devoid of any engine or leader, and the Granny shagger up top, we were told they would all have to be "replaced", "they're rubbish" one quipped. "Jones not good enough to be in a top 4 side" said another punter. Naturally I'm delighted some of the shapers & spoofers have been sent for repair, Nani & Anderson and Cleverley spring to mind. In the modern game top players don't come cheap, some work for their big price (See Mata), some don't (see DiMaria or Ozil for example). So Utd have gone out and spent some of their hard earned SUCCESSFUL cash so they can still compete at the top end and now that's worthy of ridicule?!?! NO. You're not having that one, Flaresy. You can fuck right off. Bringing the Berties into it then. The Berties could only dream of having Darmian, Memphis, Basti, Herrera, Schneiderlin or Shaw in their squad. Money well spent.

FLARESY - 0 POINTS


4. "Given the shitload you've spent over two seasons I expect the title back at OT by May, no excuses"

Yeah, because that's clearly how it works. That's the blueprint for every football club on the planet. Dont spend wisely, JUST FUCKING SPEND. Does it need pointing out that this is yet another oversight on your part? The kind of oversight where you'd think to yourself "ok, I'm going to just kill myself for thinking that." No? Well it should. No fucking points.

FLARESY - 0 POINTS


5. "which is why I've tipped United to win it, with or without Di Maria."

Is this based on realistic football scrutiny or just another weazel way of saying "told you so, I KNOW MY ONIONS." If it's based on realistic football scrutiny then you must be retarded because you go on to doubt whether Van Gaal is the real thing or not. I put this down to reading two conflicting reports given out over 3 days on the back pages of the Metro or some shit. SORT IT FUCKING OUT. You're not fooling anyone with the act, Flaresy. It's embarrassing.


FLARSEY - OVERALL >> 0 POINTS *

* (0-20 points - May not be of sound mind. May have hallucinations and/or hear voices. Should not operate heavy equipment. Likes smell of own farts.)

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Someone is needing a dressing down I think.

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Just imagine how tickled I was to log on to Bedrock, only to find a Donald Trump thread presented by Matt Black.

I just knew it had to be. I just fucking knew it.

loopdokter wrote:
DuFunk wrote:

Fair fucks loopy what year was this 2001?  Any releases in recent years?

It was my golden age.

Beatport will tell you that, but nothing super recent.

What was the last release Loopy? Did it make it onto smash hits radio in Saskatchewen?

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Millsy in the mixes and football threads. Ive entered the Twilight Zone.

Good to have him on board in fairness, he can sanitize the absolute shite that Flaresy/BrainFreeze delivers.

Shaun, how does a sporting director speed up a signing? There isnt a manager out there who enjoys having another guy buy his players for him.

Stop reading the rags and cop the fuck on.

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All this grown men cupping each others balls lark, is highly questionable.

Making up lists of your favourites? LOL, fellas have been banned for less.

shaunstrudwick wrote:
starcreeper wrote:
shaunstrudwick wrote:

talks again of bringing in a sporting director

we should do this and also go all out to bring in Klopp

Shaun, what do you feel a sporting director brings to a club? And why is it an advantage?

Can you also explain why they arent a massive hindrance to a manager?

You know, just so you can back up the enormous amount of shite in that post.

Brenda was signed as a 'coach' but he wanted full control inc. transfer strategy and the insistance that every player should have a massive mural of his gigantic head displayed in their lounge

in my opinion his transfer strategy is weak - if the board is not moving quick enough to sign the top targets then that in itself could be remedied by having a sporting director in place

key case in point would be the handling of Suarez - we knew for over 12 months that he wanted to leave - but when the time came everything felt really rushed and last minute

only targeting Saints players for example - and then paying over the odds for them - wtf was that all about?

Brenda should stick with what he knows - but even his coaching and tactics are being found out

2 things;

he tried to sign Falcao & Sanchez, both told him to do one.

Secondly, where does Brenda come from? Never got that.

mr rossi wrote:
starcreeper wrote:
DuFunk wrote:

Any releases in recent years?

LOL

Only in the trouser department

LOL, leakage, as they say in the Stardust count room.

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$99 over here. Absolute rip off. The only fight worth watching this year will be Aldo v McGregor anyway.

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If it was Flares Id let the board know, as hes a no mark and far from a stalwart. More like an itchy wart.

Which names does he go under these days?

To be fair to Brendan Fraudgers and Strudders, hes about as close to winning a trophy as John Sitton is.

Were Pool outstanding again tonight, Brendan? LOL

shaunstrudwick wrote:

talks again of bringing in a sporting director

we should do this and also go all out to bring in Klopp

Shaun, what do you feel a sporting director brings to a club? And why is it an advantage?

Can you also explain why they arent a massive hindrance to a manager?

You know, just so you can back up the enormous amount of shite in that post.

Wonderful thread. Up your game Bedrob ffs. Thats how you attack the day, with threads of this nature.

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smallman1 wrote:

Dish the dirt Creeps..

PMs are private and shall stay as such young man but hes a regular poster with a knack for retardation.

The cunt will have read this though and is more than welcome to explain his mental prolapse in public.

DuFunk wrote:

Any releases in recent years?

LOL

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Boring wrote:

A decade ago I would have been excited about this bout but since then I've lost interest in boxing. Is this fight going to be any cop or is it  just two has beens cashing in?

Glad you mentioned 10 years. The next cunt who mentions this should have happened 5 years ago, as if theyre some kind of expert, is getting a flurry of uppercuts.

As if 2010 was the boxing equivalent of the Saturn equinox. The fucking cunts.

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Ncable wrote:
Beijing Dave wrote:
Ncable wrote:

I'm constantly astounded by Sky's insistence on using Souness as a pundit for Arsenal matches. He's still bitter about Wenger winning the title on the occasion of Souness' 'triumphant' return to Liverpool in his debut season as manager.

Eh?

Souness managed Liverpool from '91 to '94.

Wenger took over at Arsenal in '96.


Absolutely correct, my pissed brain wasn't functioning fully when I posted.

Are you pissed all the fuckin time?

Congratulations H...marriage is a wonderful thing, married 9 years myself and Im neither better off or worse off than I started.

Make of that what you will.

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Boring wrote:

I'm with Ed; this place hasn't really changed during my time away.

I don't know why Dermo gets grief. He takes on the idiots and delivers laughs on the way. He also adds a lot to the nineties prog threads.

I'm confused by the Harkonnen/doggy character. I just assumed he was Flares. Did I miss something?

Ill tell you what you missed, a regular poster who shall remain nameless sent me a PM and is convinced Im you.

I could devour the cunt in public but its so bizarre that Im a little freaked out. The guy needs help, make no fucking mistake.