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Roberto, long time no tete-a-tete, hope you're well man

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jules72 wrote:
starcreeper wrote:

See, way out of your league. Stick to ranting with the laaads down the pub, you utter muppet.

Well..lets face it an exchange of views isnt exactly on the cards with a prize knob like you eh

I asked you a very simple footballing question and you avoided it. Try earn some respect maybe when it comes to the shite you post.

You were right about Club Tropicana, wrong about everything else. When I'm 50 I hope I'm still on here though bringing you all tall tales, you know what I mean?

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LOL, some fannies in here. Who cares? It happened and will happen again.

La Nausee wrote:
millsy23 wrote:

lol. Quality. They'll never know

Lol. I got up and put my jacket on after the starters thinking the meal was over. Oh Christ, they're bringing more. "Where are you off to, Phil?"
Oh, right, yeah....we're doing the full thing? Grand so.
Mamboed.

Jaysus that was mad craic. Mad buachaill altogether. Did you go to the early house after and get right on it then for the 4pm kick off? You mad bastard. Mad.

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See, way out of your league. Stick to ranting with the laaads down the pub, you utter muppet.

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Dan Harwood wrote:

Two previously invincible managers looking distinctly average.

Should that not be three managers, Gurnersaurus?

http://www.arsenal.com/assets/_files/scaled/711x400/jan_13/gun__1358268193_gunnersaurus1.jpg

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jules72 wrote:

Mourinho nearly threw it away by taking off his two best attackers Mata and the Rash. Back foot straight away.

No end to the bilge you spout, Jules. Rashford went off with a knock and despite the subs we never looked like conceding. Put your money where your mouth is, how did he nearly throw it away when we defended so well? We went forward every chance we got, have you been checked for having a mild stroke lately? You seem to see things only the starved of oxygen see.

And just to show you up for the complete armchair dickhead-fan that you are, Mkhitaryan has Myositis Ossificans and requires gruelling physio after every training session, he's not ready to play yet but soon. He's not being left out for the fantasy reasons you make up in your thick brain.

Now to ride Mrs. O'Reilly.

Homegrove standing there nodding his head just like Diggers, wearing a Ground_Under t-shirt, same watch as Diggers, same records, same set building, same wig. No wonder the cunt was bothering you.

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ukhursty wrote:
starcreeper wrote:
ukhursty wrote:

No we aren't.  The point I like to dwell on is how Man Utd's continual spiral into mid table disarray is wildly entertaining, much like it is for other fans who have seen Liverpool have do the same over many years.

I will repeat Liverpool have been in the same situation for many years. It is nice to see Utd do the same and rub it in a bit!



Repeat it all you want you stupid bastard, Utd "doing the same" would be dominating for 20 odd years then going without winning a title for another 26 years.

Don't you mean it's nice to see Utd playing badly in October or some other shit? The constant comparison to your own drought is some thick way of holding onto importance or trying to stay relevant, youre not. Youre a bunch of pathetic murdering weasels who everybody wishes would just fuck off with your song once and for all.


It's worth it to see the venom in your posts,  so easily riled.

Mildly entertaining I must say.

The most important thing is that you swallow what you've been told before coming back here looking for any tips. Sometimes to break a stupid cunt you have to hit them with a hammer.

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ukhursty wrote:
fadass wrote:

You're going a bit premature Hursty... Your lot aren't exactly Brazil 82 either.

Not like a scouse to start bragging too early like. Lol.

No we aren't.  The point I like to dwell on is how Man Utd's continual spiral into mid table disarray is wildly entertaining, much like it is for other fans who have seen Liverpool have do the same over many years.

I will repeat Liverpool have been in the same situation for many years. It is nice to see Utd do the same and rub it in a bit!

Repeat it all you want you stupid bastard, Utd "doing the same" would be dominating for 20 odd years then going without winning a title for another 26 years.

Don't you mean it's nice to see Utd playing badly in October or some other shit? The constant comparison to your own drought is some thick way of holding onto importance or trying to stay relevant, youre not. Youre a bunch of pathetic murdering weasels who everybody wishes would just fuck off with your song once and for all.

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Dan Harwood wrote:

You really are a myopic twat.

An educational post from Big Gurning Dan Harwood. Well I'll be damned.

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Dan Harwood wrote:
starcreeper wrote:
Dan Harwood wrote:

Creeps, did you not see my caveat?

Twat.

Go away ye clown. A caveat would have been, I read something on FB. End of.

*Clang* the person who posted that comment scored Crystal Palace's *clang* first ever Premiership goal, so I gave it some credence.

What have you done in the game?

Not my fault your post was shit then. You should have said " I read a post on Facebook by an ex Crystal Palace player". Yeah that would have added the oomph needed, LOL

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ukhursty wrote:

Hang on,  feel a bit cheated here.  We get chapter and verse on how mourinho is a tactical genius from the pool game but nothing when you get leathered?

Maybe its because youre a thick cunt Hursty. What were you in the army again? The fella who cleans the latrines?

starcreeper wrote:

my diatribe as Rhouses so beautifully put it was just to lend some counter weight to the argument that Mourinho has ruined football

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jules72 wrote:

Zero creativity around the box, Ibrahimovic completely isolated and few scraps for him to feed off, a left midfielder who has none of the qualities of a winger (Lingard), Martial still out of sorts, Shaw oddly  left out, Mkhitaryan not getting a look in despite being a player who can possibly make it happen once he gets a run in team, shambolic marking by the defence.... Creeps discuss.

Are you supporting Utd this year, Jules? What time frame has the club got before you hibernate again and go into your room for a cry?

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Dan Harwood wrote:

Creeps, did you not see my caveat?

Twat.

Go away ye clown. A caveat would have been, I read something on FB. End of.

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Dan Harwood wrote:

I saw a comment on fb that basically said that United's recent dominance of the English game, following on from Liverpool's prior to that, probably wont be repeated by any club and that you'll have a greater spread of the trophies between the 'so-called' top six. He also said that this years league will be between Liverpool and Arsenal, so I'll take the first comment with a pinch of salt. Otherwise, I'd tend to agree.

Stop the press. Anything on FB this morning, Dan? LOL

Is this one of those threads where all the whoppers will be frantically checking their respective restaurant guides to pick something out the board might be impressed with?

Fuck Heston Blumenthal and any cunt who thinks hes worth mentioning. Here, have something that might be food, you'll go home fucking starving but youre mates will think youre an A-lister. Cunts.

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No need to school anyone on Sundays result, comprehensively beaten, no complaints. When youre beaten youre beaten. No sore losers here.

Whats more embarrassing is the dippers on here getting massively excited at a Chelsea win, the difference between both sets of fans is staggering. Even when trying to put the boot in they come across as weak cunts.

Take big nose simonR for example "Looking forward to blah blah blah "Looking forward to blah blah blah" "Trying to look forward passed my big nose blah blah blah" Pathetic stuff really, especially when youre a bitter racist on top of that, nothing you say will ever have any weight.

And check out UKHURSTY wetting his pants with excitement. LOL

"I am just relishing these times Utd find themselves in,  we've had well over 2 decades of it and its nice to repay the favour."

Last time I checked the dippers last won a title 26 years, 176 days and 22 hours ago. Utd won the title 3 years ago. Longer than Utds drought from 1967 to 1993. Even Leeds have a shorter barren run. I dont know about you but I'd say theres a massive stretch there to even try a comparison but go ahead if you like. Werent you the one claiming I was bertie big bollocks?? You silly ignorant dipper cunt LOL

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You're making stuff up, Grant. Never said he could be a "world class" manager. Simply said he was lined up for the Utd job at one point and could do the job.

Is UkHursty that ginger dipper? There are UEFA A and Pro License coaches who've never kicked a ball in their life, how would you rate their "football knowledge credentials"? LOL 

Theres a reason certain Pros don't get involved with the game once they're done, I dealt with plenty of them at the FAI coaching centre in Dublin back in the day, some are thicker than treacle and have the same arguments as muppets down the pub. Case in point the ones I mentioned above. Having played the game for most of their lives some find it hard to lay out a grid on the pitch for a drill, they'd tell you themselves. Some get jobs on TV and get gorps hanging on their every word. Does Niall Quinn work for Sky now? LOL

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Put it down to perspective, La Naus;

Here's me feeling on top of the world, half cut and in my bermuda shorts, smelling of cheap sunscreen.

Theres you, pain in your back, being nagged by the missus "is the fucking heating on?" and feeling mildly depressed.

But yeah I see your point, lol

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Lol. Its funny how the Brits see themselves as different to the high waisted jeans wearing jetset from over here. Will they ever learn?

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#TeamTruth lives. My legacy lives on. LOL. My work is done here.

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simonr wrote:
Creepy wrote:

If Zlatan scores that goal, which again he should have, then it goes down as a great result, outfoxed Pool etc etc. On the face of it, yeah, a shit game but more than happy to have every Pool fan on the planet biting their pillow last night. Result. We were just missing Jose beating his chest down the line is all, maybe in January we will see some of that. We'll also see how many men Jurgen puts behind the ball like they usually do at OT.

Oh do behave: should have scored - he was miles off target. Can was nearer to slipping his shot slightly wider of De Gea, Coutinho clipping his shot a little higher, or Firminho getting a marginally better 1st touch and angle on goal than ol' Zlat was of getting that one on target.

United spent £155m more than Liverpool and got one of the world's best strikers and emerging midfielders. Just to lump it up to the big man. Playing negative football is the sign of a bottler. Jose didn't have the courage to try and win or to be more attack minded and go for more possession. Herrera, Valencia and De Gea were Utd's best players. All defensive minded. 

Laughing at Creepy being all billy big bollocks with a 0-0 and the obscene spend of his team to play outdated regressive football.

Sitting on my balcony here on Tybee Island on this wickedly hot day and drinking a cocktail, I wasn't going to engage but I was drawn in by curiosity mostly. The fact that a grown man would have the bollox to write something like that given the intellect on show, but then again neurologists and psychologists say that mentalists don't know when they're mental.

"Oh do behave: should have scored - he was miles off target."

I can only assume here that you haven't got a fucking clue what "Should've scored" means. Should've scored means that given the ball in a certain situation the cunt should've put the ball in the back of the net. You're such a thick cunt you seem to think it means something else, as if I said he hit the target or something. I don't know, its such a fucking dopey comment I think I'll just leave that part alone and leave you to have a think about it.

You then pull the 14 year old argument; Your guy "was miles off target" our guy was really the one who was on target and had he put it higher mayb zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Fuck off you simpleton.

The ole balance sheet comment comes out then, again, the argument of the doughball. The argument of greasy know-nothing pricks such as McManaman or Michael Fucking Owen. Throw Robbie Savage and serial dickhead Owen Hargreaves in there aswell. Alan Shearer? Yeah, you can have that fucking know-nothing cunt aswell.

You're utterly clueless about the game other than a basic schoolboy level whose arguments are based on the points of a top trump card. Proof being you can't even understand the basic break down of the game I did on purpose to help, but no you can't even grasp that.

"Negative football is the sign of a bottler" - LOLOLOL, what the fuck would you know about football other than what you read on Empire of the Kop. The dipper cunts who think there's a Sky conspiracy against them aswell. Martin Tyler didn't shout when Coutinhos shot was saved, this means hes biased against us. US, LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB, the greatest and best supported team on the planet where everyone is against us. Fuckin do one, you dopey cunts. Imagine calling one of the most decorated managers of our generation a "bottler". I'm sure in your mind he hasn't got balls the size of German pornstar Klopp. "Oh look hes huggin the players again. Hes real Liverpool, he understands."

Simon, fuck off you clown. I've bigger fish to fry, literally. The boys will be back from the fishing trip soon and we'll be cooking those bad boys till sundown. Arriverderci.

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Dermatron wrote:

Stay creepy. Don't just fuck off into the ether again. This board needs your input especially after thieving loopmong handed in his cards.

Im out of country far too much these days Dermo to keep up with the daily ding dong on here. Now and again I check in, see the usual suspects rolling out their spiel then I close the tab quickly and get another whiskey. I dont know how you all do it day in, day out. Mind melting. I can see why John thinks youre all weirdos.