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smallman1 wrote:

Creeps' musical bants locker is empty!

All the good ones were taken. Obviously. Is Rossi special needs ffs? lol

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Boring wrote:

Great pout celebration from Pogba there - Ronaldo would have been proud of that one.

Rashford is becoming a one trick pony - it's a good trick though.

Hes 19 Boring. Think he has a bit of developing to go before he becomes anything.

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Hilarious squishy. Is that the kind of bantz you lash out to the board every day? Im really missing out. lol

I know Im defo missing out on the UkHursty and Yant lollerchasm anyhow. Gutted I am. Two absolute beauts there. I can imagine all the laughs. Gutted I am. 2 prize gobshites if ever there was.

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Unbeaten in 17 games, Dave. Dry them.

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Oh I almost forgot, a big LOL for any ignorant cunt going on about a country they've never set foot in. Dopes.

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Homegrove wrote:

Plank is such a nice non swear word insult.

Board almost shut down a few years ago due to name calling/insults etc, fast forward a few years and this sycophant moderator claps for his hero's use of an insult. Insults are ok as long as you dont curse.

Jesus Fucking Christ LOL

Strudders phoned in to 5Live last night. Textbook.

https://twitter.com/5liveSport/status/8 … 9585648642

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(110 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

What the fuck has happened to this place? Jesus Christ you should all be brought out back and fuckin shot by firing squad LOL

Horrific state of affairs.

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Oh theres no argument now that you've been proven to be out of your depth and wrong, is it? LOL

A good fuckin hiding is what you need to set you straight. Pissants like you are a dime a dozen. NEXT.

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Squidgy wrote:

What are you talking about

I rest my case. Thick as pig shit. Even Jules mentioned it on the previous page. Yes thats right, even Jules mentioned it. Now you just look like Matt Black in here.

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Squidgy wrote:
starcreeper wrote:

Where does it say from the start? Ask any Utd fan, they'll tell you the exact same thing. Since the away game at Swansea. But you wouldnt know that because youre an arrogant cunt who's making stuff up.

"Up until" means from the start to that point, you moron... lol

No it doesn't, thats your painful assumption. I could've been talking about any point, and I was. Otherwise I would've said hes been great since the start of the season. And I never said that, did I? You geeky prick.

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Squidgy wrote:
starcreeper wrote:

the boy has been superb up until last week.

Where does it say from the start? Ask any Utd fan, they'll tell you the exact same thing. Since the away game at Swansea. But you wouldnt know that because youre an arrogant cunt who's making stuff up.

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Yeah, didnt think so Squishy. I agree with the line "Football is all about opinions" but the old adage "you can't have your own facts" rings through with most on here.

I wouldnt pretend to know how certain individuals in the Chelsea team are progressing this season because I've only watched them a handful of times. And I wouldnt blert out nonsense about them either as I wouldnt know what I'm talking about.

Dont try pretend you know more about Utd and their players than I or any other Utd fan do.

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Squidgy wrote:

Well you are when I agree he's doing better, but you can't say he's been superb from the start. That's serious mental disorder right there... Even your god, Zlatan, said he'd been struggling with the pressure too.

Reg central from me on Costa, but happy to take it on the chin. No biggie. Maybe you can take your head out your arse and admit you're in the wrong too.

More than happy to admit I'm wrong if you can find the quote where I said he's been great from the start. Don't worry, I'll wait.

zackster wrote:

pretty sure creepy is my neighbor, btw

http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/108126270-blue-eye-peeping-through-knot-hole-in-fence-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=FPCpRFnZ9RIwZ2nnJD5xnXCfrQ0l9%2Fs%2BOOB%2B%2BJaRrWw%3D

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Fair play, Hop Head. Happens to the best of us. May I suggest getting on the wing wang to extend your performance times. Your overall standards will drop but you'll be up to a satisfactory thrusting count in no time.

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Squishy wrote:

Oh dear... Looks like you've got your cock out again. You're fighting the wrong fight, creeper.

"oh dear" is it? Fighting the wrong fight am I? LOL.

Think of it this way Squishy, even Rhouses is more constructive than you and hes having an absolute stinker. Arent you the clown who spunked the bed at the weekend when you thought Costa was back in the squad and he hadnt even travelled? do you normally spunk the bed so easily?

In terms of the board football muppets, you're hovering very close to the relegation zone.

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I might aswell make use of the free wi-fi here at the hotel. The citizenM, I'd highly recommend it Rhouses.

Diminished Responsibility wrote:

he's long way from proving himself.

dont think thats ever been disputed. Whats been disputed is that hes been shit up until now because he cant handle the pressure (as mentioned by retards)

Diminished Responsibilty wrote:

When he's one on one with the goalie, he's needs to put the ball into the goal, not spunk it wide. Great players don't fuck up those chances

Agree, he should've scored and maybe the history of that night might have been different but he didnt, hes human. And just to drive home how idiotic the second part of that quote is, heres some footage of the worlds best missing open goals etc.

go to 1:59 on this for a great example of a one on one - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl2i0jDHZAY

And again, some great examples of why your assertion is utter codswollop - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4mHZL_MvyY

Diminshed Responsibility wrote:

I really wonder how Ferguson would have reacted blah blah blah

Its been well documented in his book and other places that the reason Fergie thought it was a good time to retire was because he saw this era coming, the huge TV deals, the dilution of the game, the over hyped marketing campaigns etc. I agree that all the emoji shite is a pain in the balls but thats where we are now. In terms of how it affects the player, very little, as they live in a bubble when it comes to that stuff and their prep for games is the same as its always been. He had an off night for fuck sake, it happens to every player. Its just unfortunate that the timing of the launch of this emoji jazz happened in the week of this game. He launched his clothing line this week with Adidas, thats the life of a modern football star, get over it. Players are too focused and under pressure during matches to notice the fucking advertising and if they do its the last thing theyre thinking about. Fergie knew the game was heading down the toilet compared to the days of old and getting out when he did was the right move. Man City just paid a record fee for a 13 year old from Southend Utd yesterday, 175'000 rising to 250'000. Have a read between the lines.



Diminshed Responsibility wrote:

You talk about effect and it's laughable that you're attributing it to Pogba. It's Zlatan, first and foremost who is having an 'effect'. Followed by Carrick and Herrara.

And well done for completely missing the point Pirlo made although I reckoned it may be beyond the ken of most on here. Try and stick to the point that was originally made. We're not talking about who is affecting Utd the most, we were talking about Pogba's effect in terms of him supposedly being shite up until now, remember? The point of that quote is the armchair fan just sees what the player can do but doesnt see the subtle parts of the game that pros or people who understand tend to notice. The movement around the pitch, the choice of pass (not just passing it to a team mate), the making of space for a team mate, the tactical nouse which the TV never shows, the positional part of the game in transitions, technical stuff that 99% of the fans just take for granted.

You've a lot to learn before spouting the shite you do, Rhouses.

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smallman1 wrote:

Absolute disaster.

https://assets.goodhousekeeping.co.uk/main/embedded/25965/minky-aerial-plus-ironing-board-0__medium.jpg?20151120144932

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dutchy101 wrote:

Mine is only 2 inches long. But 7 inches wide.

Good man, Dutchy. We're all friends in this thread. Have you tried sticking it in the hoover?

Diminished Responsibility wrote:

Not a fan of scifi movies

Diminished Responsibility wrote:

Good to know that Blade Runner is in good hands.

Beggars belief. It really does. 2/10

roberto wrote:

I AM A BORING CUNT WITH AN OPINION ON EVERYTHING <--- Grant init

LOL

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Squishy wrote:

Put your cock away, creeper.

First of all Squishy, me aul flower, WRONG THREAD.

Squishy wrote:

Think most retards would disagree he's been superb up until last week.

And just for you and the rest of the armchair fans;

"The problem you see, it is easy. Most eyes see what the player can do, but few eyes can see the effect the player has." - Andrea Pirlo

Me at the burnout Championships last Spring in my Fiat Uno. Came 4th using cheap tires. Great day out. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/eYqwXgX0DQI/maxresdefault.jpg

I might take an extra layover in JFK just to see if I can bump into Piers Morgan. The aul 'bump into and jab a knife up into his armpit' trick will have to be rolled out. Hes had his day.