Eat like a king for £1!

Beijing Dave wrote:
Big Fella wrote:

Cream was the only club where on one occasion the bouncers made us take our shoes and socks off.

Had that in GodsKitchen once. AFTER I'd got through the door.

I was absolutely wasted in there, and I'd been chatting to this girl who seemed alright (just as smashed as me, though). Anyway, I was almost out of money and she was like "yeah, I'll buy us both a water if you'll go the bar". The bouncer must have seen a spasticated attempt to take her money out of her pocket and hand it to me and he storms over and collars us both and takes us to separate rooms. I'm like "whazza fuk is zzissh allabout?" He goes "She was buying drugs off you wasn't she?" I'm like "I haven't got any drugs. Can't you see I've taken them already?" (probably not a wise joke in the circumstances) He's like "empty your pockets" (nothing) "Now take your shoes off... and your socks" (nothing) Then two of them just lobbed me out.

Spent the next two hours in Mr Egg waiting for my mates.

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Currently reading Hairy Maclary from Donaldsons Dairy and Peppa Goes to Hospital.
Hairly Maclary is a fantastically witty coming of age story about of group of friends and the scrapes they get into against their arch enemy Scarface Claw, the Toughest Tom in town. Peppa Goes to Hospital is about Peppa, who Goes to Hospital. I hate Peppa, I hope she gets Pig Aids

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flares_and_an_anorak wrote:
Dermo wrote:

I was buzzin' to hear that Krokodil is Russia's Moonshine and it eats you from the inside out. Great stuff, just what Russians need.
Here is Yakov and his friends skipping breakfast and choosing instead to share a healthy Krok' drink.


http://media.vocativ.com/photos/2013/10/Krokodil1490849157.jpeg


The Howeller mixing up a storm there.

PVD looking on in awe on the left too

Mike and the Mechnics - Silent Running

http://youtu.be/ep7W89I_V_g

FOG LIGHTS

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Bjork - All Is Full Of Love
http://youtu.be/AjI2J2SQ528

Squarepusher - Come On My Selector
http://youtu.be/MWCSw_cNxKc

Nine Inch Nails  - Closer
http://youtu.be/PTFwQP86BRs

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passed 1st time last yr aged 39 as had 1st child and finally needed to take some responsibility. don`t partake any more either and i think it was best for everyone to do things this way round

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mixed badly everytime

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sabotini wrote:

One of the poorest aliases in recent times. And that's remembering the truly awful Phil McCrackin.

thanks for the support gabriella

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Amps wrote:
spinnerlg wrote:
Phil McRrackin wrote:

Ellie Harrison off of Cuntryfile


Yup. When she talks of 'ploughing', then some folk think of other things. Bit of an odd walk to her tbh, but probably due to the aforementioned.

http://i613.photobucket.com/albums/tt215/peloton1000/Ellie_Harrison035-1.jpg

http://www.arrse.co.uk/attachment.php?attachmentid=60486&d=1326030545


good find. if you`ll excuse me, i`m off to the shed with bottle of Hook Norton and 2 slabs of cold meat.

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Ellie Harrison off of Cuntryfile

shaunstrudwick wrote:
Wally wrote:

The tune that cemented the conversion from happy hardcore to house was:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOxODmFhGaU

perfect prog tune.

used to go to raves all the time for the jungle and hh

couldn't be doing with hh once it went all 'bouncy'

Used to goto Kinetic in Stoke and gradually found myself more and more in the house room as the main room was like listening to cbeebies on speed. Fucking `Toytown` being an example. Had a housemate who used to play this full blast every morning. twat.

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New Order - Technique - could have been Lowlife but i think this is where it all came together
Primal Scream - Screamadelica
Faith No More - Angel Dust
The La`s - The La`s - fuck what Lee Mavers thinks, it sounds fine to me
The Prodigy - Music for a Jilted Generation
Depeche Mode - Songs of Faith and Devotion - Dave Gahan should have stayed on the smack and Alan Wilder shouldn`t have left.
Cocteau Twins - Heaven or Las Vegas
The The - Infected - Soul Mining amazing too but heard this first so has more of a pull for me.

not exactly Gilles Peterson eclecticism i know but i love and still listen to them all

some obvious ones but favs none the less.....
Bt - Godspeed
Schiller - Das Glockenspiel (humate mix)..you could double drop at the start of the breakdown and be peaking by the time it kicked back in again

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eternas flight is a belter too

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RVP bringing in some much need points

maybe the title is ironic and and he`s laughing increduously as people play it out

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Muscular

Alchemy - Bruiser (original mix)
http://youtu.be/JxgiIsC9iwQ

Christian Cambas - It Scares Me (Micali and Ajami Mix)
http://youtu.be/-L_ZwJtlT5M

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The Phaal Guy
Jalfrazier

any fucking POB tune

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terrible film but contains possibly my favourite insult...`cock juggling thundercunt` from Blade:Trinity

bobby gillespie looks well in that top photo

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spinnerlg wrote:
Dermo wrote:
spinnerlg wrote:

Just pulled the flyer from the frame it's been in for about 12 years! On the back it reads...

'BT Ima - the sensational debut album out now, includes "loving you more", "embracing the future" and "divinity"'

round the edge are the tour dates....

'BT the live experience in conjunction with Sony Playstation @ 1-12 Up your Ronson 2-12 Cream 4-12 Heaven 8-12 Hippo 9-12 Hastings Pier 11-12 Paradox 12-12 Empire 14-12 Que Club 15-12 Hacienda 16-12 UK Midlands 18-12 Time and Space'

I would post the pictures for proof if you REALLY need me too. wink


I'm not questioning you mate.  LIKe I said must have been a couple of years.

No worries. I wasn't saying 'this is it'.. more 'this was one of his tours with them' kinda thing... I'm sure he did some gigs with them in 96 too. I was more pointing out the fact that I really can't be arsed posting the pics of it! wink As you were...

I went to the one at the Empire in December 95 and then am sure they played again in April/May 96 as remember not  going due to Uni exams the next day..was gutted. Should have gone for the all the use they`ve been.

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Iffy wrote:

Doi-Oing - "Blue" into Spooky - "Little Bullet" (live version) on NE 2

that

Voyager Mix for me


always loved this monster too..

http://youtu.be/Tw1quLYs2oU

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http://youtu.be/nFY0rMZb5Y8

when BT was good.

Lee Combes and Bedrock mixes of New Order Crystal good too.