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(236 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Homegrove wrote:

I made 10 of these at work and passed them around. The only person who I've seen wear one has been my wife.

http://i.imgur.com/mz1Y4kk.jpg

Looks more like James Lipton than you HG

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Dermatron wrote:
Yant wrote:

For Derms.

http://img.tesco.com/Groceries/pi/980/5011417561980/OutofPack/Lidoff_540x540.jpg

You want me to remove the hair on my legs for you yant? You wrongcock.

They match my Mrs' mott.

Has that been broken in 6 places too?

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jamie wrote:

anyone watch Fleabag?

Watched the 2nd one last night, she's pretty funny for a horrible cunt!

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(88 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Squeeky bum time after that start

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(88 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Chris Hoy has a massive swede

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(411 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Ha! Update from Flares on there too!

ghostriddenhuffy wrote:
Phil McRrackin wrote:

Last week, bearded clam, a little undercooked I think. Sick all week

Mate, you need to get this sorted- bearded clam is so 70's...

It was retro night, I let her have a go on my chopper and gave her a cheese fondue.

Last week, bearded clam, a little undercooked I think. Sick all week

Kevin Hart
Russell Howard
Martin Lawrence
David Walliams
Bridget Christie

All in a minibus, M56, horrific crash with Miranda driving

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(61 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

shaunstrudwick wrote:
Phil McRrackin wrote:

Congrats.
As it's the 3rd, did you bother sticking around for the birth or choose the text updates option?

c-section

Lovely, did you peak over the sheet?...I did for mine, just to catch the touching moment the doctor was yanking him by the head out of a pile of internal organs. I sat down again pretty sharpish

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dutchy101 wrote:
Phil McRrackin wrote:

Congrats.
As it's the 3rd, did you bother sticking around for the birth or choose the text updates option?

What's the point? Will have been over in seconds with the 3rd one. Like shelling peas.

Ha!..true, definately wouldn't need a hat for the pointy head like my little boy did. He looked like Dan Ackroyd in Coneheads

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(61 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Congrats.
As it's the 3rd, did you bother sticking around for the birth or choose the text updates option?

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(79 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

I really like Enchanted...fell in love Amy Adams a bit in that. Realise this may be the wrong forum to admit all this

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Enough with the posts,man

Dermatron wrote:
Phil McRrackin wrote:

Belgian film about a bloke who kidnaps families and makes the dad fuck the kid and films it while he jacks off.

Awesome. How can this possibly fail?

I know!...some choice dialogue too..." go on, stick it in him" being a highlight
3 bulldogs, woof!

The Treatment - Belgian film about a bloke who kidnaps families and makes the dad fuck the kid and films it while he jacks off. Hilarious fun for all the family. Not as graphic as a Serbian Film.... good but very grim

smallman1 wrote:

A reg of a Renaissance.

A Regnaissance you mean?

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smashdad wrote:
Hop_Head wrote:

http://i.amz.mshcdn.com/Ll6Rdt0DjkxfxwLnshlm4Y8GQHk=/950x534/https%3A%2F%2Fblueprint-api-production.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fuploads%2Fcard%2Fimage%2F41740%2Fbill-gates.jpg

Is that Doris in the middle wearing the worst fucking tights known to humanity or suffering from a very peculiar form of psoriasis...?

Think it might be vitiligo Smashy

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(35 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

In, again, will be massively average as always

Henry Rindhoops wrote:
Phil McRrackin wrote:

LOL. Good one, Phil. Classic date movie.

It was either this one or the 10 minute anal rape scene, just depends on the mood

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Dermatron wrote:

Dermot Jnr fresh out the oven. Phone home....

http://i64.tinypic.com/k7uab.jpg

Fair play, massive turkey twizzler cock there

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(34 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Taucher - waters (part 3)
Grimes - scream
Fluke - slid
Pob - waah (seismix)
Leftfield - song of life

Saints and sinners -  pushing too hard, is fuckin shoite