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Boring wrote:
Diminished Responsibility wrote:

Might be wrong, but that must have been a troll.


That's a bit harsh on Mrs Van Gaal. Have you thought about what your missus will look like when she's 60?

Probably not, she is still a good 51 years away from that yet

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(124 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Blimey, nice to see the usual suspects dont even have weekends off


For the love of Prog


I cant get no sleep

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(29,609 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Indeed, Villa play with much less self entitlement

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Grant wrote:
Ncable wrote:
Big Fella wrote:

Old Trafford is not in Salford Matty, nor do they have an underground car-park.

Newton Heath isn't in Salford either, just for the record.


It's spitting distance BF, stop splitting hairs. Newton Heath was the original name for the club.

Thought you'd have known that.

Did someone mention Woolwich Arsenal?

Dial Square
Royal Arsenal

Take your pick

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poirot wrote:

Wonder if flarse dribbles when he's typing?

Like a young Pat Nevin

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Yant wrote:

News Flash - Henry is a shit pundit.

Yep, but he is sooooooo dreamy

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(29,609 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

The new Sky premier league ad with Henry is woeful

And please everyone stop calling it the fucking premiership!!

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If all United's signings click then i think they will be a real threat

Chelsea done all the hard work pre christmas last year, cant see them running away with it like that again.

Arsenal will be up there i think, squad looks very decent, just need to avoid the usual injury crisis (I copied and pasted that bit from last year!!)

Man City - just cant see it, mind you they have Augero who i think is fucking brilliant, keep him fit all season and who knows

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(17 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

What strong forearms you have Vlad

Best of 3 ??

Got my copy signed by Bryan Adams, chuffed

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(29,609 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

1. Arsenal
2. Man United
3. Chelsea
4. Man City
5.Liverpool/Spurs/someone else

MattBlack wrote:
BedRob wrote:
MattBlack wrote:

Men of Pakistani origin, hmmmm, never would have guessed

Matt, when you read the daily mail, do you get white ink on your fingers ?

Stick to Mumsnet Bedrob, it's more your level


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MattBlack wrote:

Men of Pakistani origin, hmmmm, never would have guessed

Matt, when you read the daily mail, do you get white ink on your fingers ?

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Auntie is one of the final remaining pillars of this once great nation

It's defo been my fave thread of the day

No danger of Matt Black mixing his coloureds with his whites

Nice looking place, your trabbs are shit though

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(52 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

I think Loops is a synth

poirot wrote:
benson wrote:

jesus christ dermot. You are almost coming across as a caring and interesting human being.

Keep it up chap

Cheers, I forgot to add I fingered his Mrs and left a crap in his waterless bog like Mike Tyson's forearm.

Fingered lol, you just don't hear that term enough anymore

Ban request, someone has hacked Dermo's profile

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Yant wrote:

Apparently these watch things read your wrist activity.  Wonder if presto has one.

hahah

loopdokter wrote:

She seemed to be surprised by the sud]den outlashes of hate.  She'll have to tide this one over...

Etc.

Loopy, thats shit, there are only so many washing machine gags you can rinse out of one thread

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Wearable tech will never catch on in Basildon unless they invent a "lonsdale clip"

Not all bad in the NHS then
5-6 holidays a year, good work

Interesting to see how Benteke will fit into the  Liverpool team. Since Rodgers got the gig, its been short, quick passes between extremely mobile front men who don't stick to particular parts of the pitch (when he has his best players fit etc..)

I thought Big Chris liked a cross or two to get on the end of, i dont remember Liverpool getting the "ball in the mixer" a lot last year