What happened to Daniele Davoli, saw him bang it out a few times at the Gallery

Didn't Kathy Lloyd appear in some dodgy quiz show in the early/mid 90's with Bob Monkhouse ??

Also, saw Jo Guest in a few cheap top shelf skin mags as well.................in fairness she had a top top growler from what i recall, thick as shit mind

Thoughts and prayers etc.............



I would have nailed her

yep decent tunes and top top growler

Off to get some wotsits

mr rossi wrote:

Will you last 8hrs Smalls?

cue template broccoli, running and kitchen sink response

natch

Wanker

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest- … ulled-pork

The recent competittion for the new Walkers flavour (which was won by pulled pork) was thought up by a dad from my kids school. they won £1m

Tru Fax

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just another 9/11 #falseflag for me......................as you were infidels

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I fucking love a #teamtruth thread

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loopdokter wrote:

The widow's peak is a bitch, but my current coif...

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1653723_10152828375709244_5584227448030354800_n.jpg?oh=a3778ad18818f3e12676e00a58a7ff53&oe=5540D0D7&__gda__=1430043837_3ebf3a055d365c7648db6671c12741be

Greg Proops ?

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liquitech1 wrote:

It's obvs a shocking situation but not half as shocking as using a 1.2Ltr Citroen as a getaway car..

lolz, i was thinking the same myself, though in fairness it could probably navigate those Paris tunnels a little easier than a Mercedes W140 (RIP the queen of hearts)

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Thoughts and prayers etc........

liquitech1 wrote:

I rarely use FB these days, now everytime I open it things look different. It's the ultimate vehicle for absolute prats who want people to know all about their business, it wasn't long ago that people like that were shunned from the community..


Nonsense, seeing what somebody who i went to primary school with had for lunch has made my day (if was a beef burrito in case you were wondering)

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could never go wrong with a home made soda stream

Holocaust denial is a crime in Germany.

Ed, dont you have any actual mates who you could offer the ticket to ?

Had a few mates round for beers and a game of poker on Friday, had this on, cracking mix as always Damien, the boys also enjoyed it

Thierry is my favourite ever Arsenal player

I was there for this.................Legend

Hope the club brings him back in sime capacity

Well shave my bollocks and call me Sandra, we got a half decent CL draw

And BMM will be under it when it breaks........gripping stuff

Beijing Dave wrote:

Here you go Rob...

A DAY IN YOUR LIFE
06.05 Wake up, having emptied my bladder of Carlsberg mid sleep. Oops. Shouldn't have had that third pint last night.

07.05 Wake up again. Check the computer. Someone acknowledged one of my posts on Bedrock without telling me to "fucking do one". Have a wank at the momentous glory of it. Go and piss out the dregs.

08.00 Should I have a shower? Nah, had one yesterday. Turn the undies inside out. Quick spray of Lynx Java on the socks. Ready to go.

09.05 Breakfast. Coco pops.

09.20 Leave the house. Catch the bus to the DHSS. It's Giro day.

11.45 Finally got to the front of the queue. Talk to Brenda at the counter about the Gunners. She's not interested in whether Ozil plays in the hole or as a shadow striker. What a let down. Customer behind tries to nudge me out of the way. Not moving until I hear whether she thinks Gibbs or Monreal should start left back next week.

13.00 Back home. Postman calls. Tries to sell me some gear. Says it's his extra income earner on the side and given I'm at home in the day I look the type. "Sorry pal, I don't do gear, I used to have a problem. I must tell you about it sometime. In fact, come in for a brew and I'll tell you all about it." "Fuck off, not interested," he says.

14.00 Write some new comedy material for the Bedrock board. Gonna drip feed this stuff at the appropriate moments, too good to lash it all out there at once.

15.15 Hang around the local hospital for a bit. Help a boy in the toilets who has his ballbag caught in his zip. Good deed for the day.

16.00 Post some of my finest material on Bedrock. People telling me I've had a 'reg'.  Think that's good because people say that to Smallman all the time and he's a board legend.

17.00 Beans on toast.

19.00 Crack open a can.

19.15 Fucking hell, this Warsteiner stuff is strong. Mental stuff.

20.50 Finish the pack of four bottles. Pissed. Start trecking down to the Polish offy. It's cold so I put on my Arsene-esque bench coat.

21.30 Wake up dazed outside the Polish offy. Remember taking a punch of a 15 year old, but he was a really hard 15 year old. Called me a cunt for not buying him and his mates beer.

22.00 Go home. PM Liquitech but he's not replying to me, even though he appears online. Must be this board and its rather lackluster manner of highlighting incoming PMs.

22.15 Fall asleep.



lol, fair play, quite amusing that..........................except for the cereal, i am a Cherrio's type of guy

smallman1 wrote:

For my 21st I saw Sasha at Fabric.

What year was that ?

Big Fella wrote:

FAO Dads

What present count are you going for this year for your child(ren)?

I was present for a convo the missus had with an associate of hers last weekend where this bint was worried as last year her brats present haul didn't match her mates on photos on Facebook.

Life Story


lol, well as i have 3 its pretty much the same as the other have said.

The each get one main present from santa
Then 1 main from me and er indoors
Topped off by a bevvy of sticking filler presents ranging from £1 to £20 (about 10 each)

Personally i am looking forward to flying my 9 year olds remote controlled helicopter on xmas day, before i give him the beating of his life on Fifa 15

Xmas Tip for you all - DONT shop on amazon after a cocktail of lager and cheap weed, i spent £350 online the weekend before last and ordered a load of fucking shit. Latest present to turn up was a pair of Rangers Football club trainers for my 5 year old who is catholic, doesnt even know where Scotland is and has been Brainwashed as a junior Gooner

On the plus side though, the refund money is coming in handy this week

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smashdad wrote:

Do the 'roid crowd intentionally try to recreate the stereotypical gay muscle-Mary look or is it just an accidental by-product of their topless, shaved chest, incredibly tight shorts and waxed legs get up?

Indeed, that was total handbags compared to Southend town centre on any given Fri/Sat, not a shank or iron pole in sight

Homegrove wrote:

I deemed it as a personal attack. I'm sure Dave can PM it to you since he obviously wrote it on some other platform, since he was able to copy and paste it thrice.


hahaha, personal attack!!! thats my Davey alright
Copy and Paste lol, after rarely posting for 2-3 months its an honour to know he is thinking of me at this time of year

Come on Dave lets get the Mistletoe out