jamie wrote:
smallman1 wrote:
smashdad wrote:

Smalls old boy - one must conclude that it is the lack of exactly this sort of atmosphere that Jose was bemoaning the other week - having seen this video are you now the man to tackle this problem and 'sord it ahhht'?

In answer to your question Smashy - Yes I am.

Smallman Snr and I will have the place jumping against West Brom on the 22nd.

As always, you heard it here first.

somehow I don't think you will get the whole stadium singing "rar, rar, rar! we're going to smash the oiks"

although you never know?

That's what we do at the Emirates these days, in between booing and stuffing our faces with prawn vol au vents

Jim-bob wrote:

Apologies bedrob I've amended.

Much obliged

Creased with mirth here

JIm bob - no worries old bean, here have a tissue to wipe that egg off your face


smallman1 wrote:

Enjoy that South Park episode did you BedRob?

haha, spotters badge for smalls..............i did indeed lol

Whats racist ??

The word was nagger, as alluded to by Jase in an earlier post you plum

Do keep up dear

Love it when the Mrs is on the blob.....or "Anal Week" as i like to call it

Yant wrote:


So Jase, your Mrs is a massive N*gger ??


erik.b wrote:

Religion is a pissing contest over who has the best imaginary friend.



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Bet she's a mucky ol bugger though

I'd nail it just for the anal tract



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Lovely looking couple, can fully appreciate why she might get jealous

Fucking fat cunt

steelydan wrote:
loopdokter wrote:

The backing of the song to that famous video montage came about after it was released and it became associated to those images, but listen to the lyrics.

I suppose like anything it's open to interpretation, but I stand by my commentary that it's about a relationship gone awry.

The video showed a girl having a nervous breakdown

of fucking hell steely dont start me off again...i'll get knob ache..that video's better than getting jacked up on a 100mg of viagra

Peaches ?

Always loved Rickys wavy hair in the 90's so debonair

MattBlack wrote:

Apparently Levy is preparing to reconstruct Tottenham and wants Southampton's head of recruitment Paul Mitchell. Can see that working out well...

He's no CEO of the year that's for sure

Yant wrote:

Trying to think of a club that's more of a complete shambles from top to bottom than Spurs.

Fortunately for us, the league is piss poor this season and there are at least 3 worse teams, otherwise i would be very worried for their status as a top flight club this season.  Money has been completely wasted on average dross.  Major changes needed throughout.

North London is brown

smallman1 wrote:

Cracking free kick from Sigurdsson.

Was indeed a cracker to be fair

erik.b wrote:

Monreal is utter shite.  Why do we persist with that cunt?

Chambers should play alongside Mert.

exactly, give Bellerin a run (at least they will all be in what is supposed to be their preferred positions) Even Mert is having a shocker this season, mainly due to the fact of the chaos around him. Szczęsny who was much improved last season, also appears to be lacking in any confidence due to the madness

looking forward to a 4-4 draw with the mancs next, both comedy defences!!


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'peter andre goes to iceland'

Those ads make me fucking cringe

MattBlack wrote:
steelydan wrote:

Wenger Out…

Levy out

Rather liked this analogy on young Daniel on F365 today

Daniel Levy
When you have redecorated, changed the fixtures, the fittings and the furniture and yet still that incessant smell of damp remains, there is only one conclusion: The foundations are rotten. There are now plenty of Spurs supporters who feel the only remaining strategy to create a happy home is to rebuild the house.

It's not just about buying players IMO, its the way the team is set up and also the lack of any tactics or plan to combat the opposition

Would Fergie, Pep, Jose have left chambers on to get the kind of pummeling for 90 mins when the whole world could see he was struggling!!!...i dont think so

Would Jose have had Matic trying to tear into their midfield trying to win a ball 40 yards from their own box (a la Flamini for Swansea''s first) with only two Arsenal players behind him knowing that one quick pass would take him out the game with 15 minutes to go??

On the plus side, our esteemed CEO (Ivan Gazidis) did win Premier league CEO of the year, so its nice to get the first trophy of the season under our belts..............really think we can push on from here and also scoop "groundsman of the year" and hopefully the fair play award

1-0 up against Swansea with 15 to go, team confidence is fragile, need to secure a vital away win..........
What do we do.....................have 7 outfield fucking players charging upfield, Gibbs (who was woefully out of position again) chased back and makes a foul that he should have made 20 yards further back in the centre circle..... Haul him back, pull his shirt, don’t allow him to get anywhere near our goal. The yellow card wouldn’t have been any more yellow. Why the fuck are we still going "gung ho"with 15 to go

At the the 2nd goal, jesus fucking christ,   Callum Chambers was being beasted by Montero, from the very first whistle who made him look like a slow, lumbering centre-half playing out of position.............oh wait a minute
Why did Wenger not see this after 20 mins , like everyone else watching, take Monreal off (who did not win a single aerial challenge against Swansea) move chambers in the centre and then put on Bellerin (the fastest player at the club) to see if he could cope any better with the threat on Swansea's left side,(and you know, play players in theor actual fucking positions) and also have a word with the midfield to try and double up where possible, but no, then chambers get beaten again, and poor old Nacho "5,9" beaten in the air by a "6,1" striker for the winner

And then what do we do, instead of bringing on  the lazy (but possibly the best finisher at the club , Podolski) who is always likely to get a goal and has a very good scoring ratio at Arsenal, we bring on Yaya Fucking Sanogoal who has never scored!!!

What the fuck are we doing

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."

millsy23 wrote:

three times a week in the gym with metabolic workouts and giant sets plus a bootcamp session at 6am on a Friday plus two basketball sessions a week.

Just reading that has made me tired

fair play


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good thanks rob, had my stomach pumped of creme brulee and a fine ale called 'spirit of gunner daughter'.

got the rest of the week off as well..

always been a rear gunner myself......................normally in a cheap "by the hour" hotel off the M25


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lol, how was sunny suffolk Glenn ?

i ran about 100 yards to get my train this morning.................i was fucked