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Mick Norcross comsumes copious amounts of crumpet at the sugar hut every week

Trufax

#PMA

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The only time i eat McDonalds is when i am on a raging comedown or suffering from a terrible hangover, then and only then it tastes fucking fantastic. Strangely enough, i have never eaten a nandos!!

Anyway, back on topic, i like my crumpets with lashings of Strawberry jam, as i too do not eat butter...... its the simple things etc....

It's what God himself would have wanted, had he ever existed

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(51 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Dan Harwood wrote:
sabotini wrote:

The other point- we're both referencing different sets of statistics; not much point continuing that one.

One set of statistics carried out on behalf of a centre left publication and the other a obligatory national survey. As you say, hardly worth continuing that one.

Indeed, great forehand return from Harwood down the line, Sabotini just stands there helpless on the bassline line as the ball flies past

Macth Point

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Yant wrote:

Pretty deep for a Bedrock messageboard thread, chaps.

I suppose it all depends on what your definition of 'god' is.  If it's a massive geezer with a white beard, booming voice and floating in the clouds then you're a dunce.

Yant, you fucking cunt, all these years wasted, he does live on a cloud though, doesn't he?

Say it aint so crusty!!

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(22,420 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

The only winners last night were insomniacs

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(26 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Unconfirmed reports that he was asked to play Guru Josh !!!

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(51 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Sterling work that, gotta be up early to catch the boy Black out

In orher news........ did i miss Sabotini's response ??

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sabotini wrote:

If by celebrate you mean drink a litre of gin and then piss on a picture of Jesus (peace be upon him) then yes, of course I do.

So you have never, or will never paartake in the exchanging of gifts/cards/presents/eggs or any other commercial activity that has bastardised the two most important events in the religious calender in this country

Just so i am totally clear like ??

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sabotini wrote:

The census doesn't ask that question, I was referring to other polls. (http://www.icmresearch.com/pdfs/2006_december_guardian_religion_poll.pdf if you can really be fucked).

Do you believe in the toothfairy, BedRob?

Oh dear!!!!!

http://www.ons.gov.uk/ons/rel/census/20 … igion.html

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sabotini wrote:

The census doesn't ask that question, I was referring to other polls. (http://www.icmresearch.com/pdfs/2006_december_guardian_religion_poll.pdf if you can really be fucked).

Do you believe in the toothfairy, BedRob?

I did up until the age of 9 yes, made a tidy little profit off her

Sabotini, do you celebrate christmas, easter ??

I you recall, i said i understood it came from the census, hold tight, i will get you my source

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BedRob wrote:
sabotini wrote:

But those people who identify as Christian, many do not identify as religious, they just identify as Christian out of habit. They don't go to Church, they don't believe in God, ipso facto, they're not really Christians.

Do you believe in God, BedRob?

So you are questioning the answers of approx 36m people ?? lol

I am believer yes, why not!!!, the bible is a great read


The Koran goes off a bit in the middle though to be fair

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sabotini wrote:

But those people who identify as Christian, many do not identify as religious, they just identify as Christian out of habit. They don't go to Church, they don't believe in God, ipso facto, they're not really Christians.

Do you believe in God, BedRob?

So you are questioning the answers of approx 36m people ?? lol

I am believer yes, why not!!!, the bible is a great read

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sabotini wrote:

The majority of people in this country do not see themselves as Christian, therefore that dribbling cunt Cameron is wrong to assert that this is a Christian country. He's just desperately peddling for votes from the swivel eyed loons.

Taken from the last census i understand, kinda blows your theory out the water somewhat!!

Religion in England (2011)[1]

  Christianity (59.4%)
  Non-religious (24.7%)
  Not stated (7.2%)
  Islam (5.0%)
  Other religions (2.2%)
  Hinduism (1.5%)

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smallman1 wrote:

Job done last night.

Love how we grind.

Agreed, you did a job on them all right, painful to watch as a neutral though

Reminded me of the european away games for us under Gerorge Graham

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Dan Harwood wrote:

Seeing as we're not a religious country we shouldn't have a day off for St. George.

I am religious, please expand ???

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(51 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

How about this one!!

Goodbye to my England, so long my old friend
Your days are numbered, being brought to an end
To be Scottish, Irish or Welsh that's fine
But don't say you're English, that's way out of line.


The French and the Germans may call themselves such
So may Norwegians, the Swedes and the Dutch
You can say you are Russian or maybe a Dane
But don't say you're English ever again.


At Broadcasting House the word is taboo
In Brussels it's scrapped, in Parliament too
Even schools are affected, staff do as they're told
They must not teach children about England of old.


Writers like Shakespeare, Milton and Shaw
The pupils don't learn about them anymore
How about Agincourt, Hastings , Arnhem or Mons ?
When England lost hosts of her very brave sons.


We are not Europeans, how can we be?
Europe is miles away over the sea
We're the English from England, let's all be proud
Stand up and be counted - Shout it out loud !


Let's tell our Government and Brussels too
We're proud of our heritage and the Red, White and Blue
Fly the flag of Saint George or the Union Jack
Let the world know - WE WANT OUR ENGLAND BACK

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indeed, i found it on the internet....... of all the places!!!

Not sure the chorus will catch on though, needs more Opian

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Whilst watching the Chelsea game last night, the same thought kept occuring to me....."Thank fuck i am out of razor blades"

Still wish it was The Arsenal though

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(51 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Keep St george in my heart keep me English
Keep St george in my heart I pray
Keep St george in my heart keep me English
Keep me English till my dying day

No surrender, No surrender, No surrender to the IRA
No surrender, No surrender, No surrender to the IRA

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Would love klopp at Arsenal!! But don't think he'll going anywhere after signing that contract

Moyes/Sherwood dream team at spurs?

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Devastating news for football fans across the globe! !

Old Bacon Face's legacy now forever tainted imo

Sad Times

Cracking night, glassed some slaaag from Chigwell , then me Gazza, Bazza and Dazza pulled some fucking right sorts at faces after. Ended up shitting on a glass coffee table round Mark Wright's yard,  chiseled off me fucking nut bruv

10 points wrote:

I remember him saying a while back. A while back, and I am talking before northern exposure days. He used to say that he couldn't play long breakdowns in Asia as people couldn't stand them or understand them. Anyways he was reducing long breakdowns to minimum. This is just an example of how tailored his music was according to a country/continent he used to play in. I know that this post is not going to change much but it looks like john digweed is not making that effort anymore and his sets are just of one size fits all type of sets. What attracts women in America may not necessarily attract women in Europe. I don't know what sort I pleasure that could be to play to a room full with sweaty guys
- old, bolding, with big bellies an sweaty guys. I don't say that I got that far but I it does then it's the end of bedrock to me.

We're going to really miss you 10 points

Hope there wasn't any scousers on that capsized ferry. Couldn't bear hearing about it for another 25 fucking years

Its got "narrated by Jeremy Clarkson" written all over it