Rogers team of limp cocks get shocked by part timers on the rock!!

BOOM!

Brendan's off to a flyer!!!! Haha.......Fucking Hell! !

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fletcher wrote:
Dermatron wrote:

Fair summary Odo.

How many more have been shot since this one anyway? Could do with one of those counter type thingys to keep track.

https://www.massshootingtracker.org/data

There's an app for that, as they say

The Orlando shooting in June has really skewed my trend analysis data on the tracker

The "like for likes" are off the chart

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Trust Matt "Le Blanc" to post a pic of a brown pokemon

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Dan Harwood wrote:

Yes. Pokemon are real.

phew!!!

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Wally wrote:
Yant wrote:

Is that what it is? a game?

Yes. By Nintendo. One of their first mobile games - using AR (augmented reality) where you run round "hunting" pokemons which are located around the real world - pointing your device at the position in the world will show one up.

e.g:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cm1xKC8UcAA19Ij.jpg

Of course it's causing hell because it's the first of it's kind. Problems so far have included (I shit you not)

- Someone being led out into the countryside to find one, only to find a dead body at the same spot
- Gangs of muggers hovering around spots where they know people will come for them and mugging them as they get there.
- Massive security exploits as you log into it using your google account and give it full access to do whatever it wants (including sending emails or deleting your files from google cloud).

It's only been launched in Oz and NZ as far as I know to get these problems fixed before launching worldwide so I'm not sure why every man and his dog is going on about it.

Doesn't interest me TBH.


Are Pokemon real ?

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Really Yant was trying to see if anyone is playing it,(to get unlock codes etc...)  as he has been totally hooked since downloading it yesterday after seeing it on the news

Go Jase!!

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Those teeth and that fuck off hand scream "Basement Conversion" to me

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Wesley Snipers?

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smallman1 wrote:

Dutchy - Mike used to work with the girl whose Dad operated on Saddam Hussein, he'll confirm it!

So not your friend then ??

Your friends, friends, dad , who have never met, does that clear it up ?

Markkos, can you and John take this to PM please.....many thanks

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Ramsey or Boateng for player of the tournament (so far)

Payet, Kroos and the norn iron keeper not far behind

Anyone who say otherwise is a fucking blanket

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nailed on photoshop opportunity here

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Grant wrote:

I'd imagine he's PM'd him Rob.


I'm just checking

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seanc80 wrote:

It appears that fashion and cycling are not common bedfellows.

Those socks would make me feel very uncomfortable when cycling. Unless it was out of the gates of Auschwitz.

Lol

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smallman1 wrote:

I'll do way better than that Derm, hold tight!


............................................

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Fair play Wales,  un fucking believable,  brilliant performance
Putting my Arsenal Bias aside for a mo, the England game being the exceptipn, Ramsey been one of the best players at the tournament

Makes our Exit look even more shameful. Props to Chris Coleman, they've looked like a proper team

Wales v Italy final anyone? ?

Unbelievable Jeff!!!

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millsy23 wrote:

Banners, you might want to check up these two beasts aren't arranging meet ups on pm.

Purely tactical discussion Stu, purely tactical

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smallman1 wrote:

Derm, Bedrob and Loopy.

Talk about the holy trinity.

lol, Smalls with the greatest of respect, you will forgive me for ignoring anything you have to say on the beautiful game, your track record on here speaks for itself

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Dermatron wrote:

I had a couple of difficult parents. They eventually just gave up thankfully but had a couple of heated moments especially when I pulled their son off at ht.


*sniggers**

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Dermatron wrote:

Already done it mate. I managed a 9-11 side for 3 years when I lived in blighty. Fucking nightmare to be honest. In training when they weren't running around kicking fuck out of each other they were moaning who was going up front. Then of course you have to deal with parents that want to know why their little monster hadnt been picked that week.
You know why I jacked it? Because at the time I didn't have kids and everyone was raising an eyebrow with the old 'Oooh no kids? How come he's coaching our kids then?'. In other words he's a fucking pedo. TBF though by that time it was already well too late for there offspring.

lol.........................

Ive just had to kick one of the boys out of my team due to his dad being a dick, thought his boy was Lionel Messi and because he (the dad)) used to play in West Ham's youth team 25 years ago, he thinks he's Ron fucking manager

I passed my CRB check with flying colours a few years ago, although that means nothing, other than i haven't been caught yet!!!

Wouldn't mind getting Loopy over to ref one of our games, perhaps we should start some kind of paypal campaign

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Dermatron wrote:
joeyp wrote:

im finished. Season ticket handed in to old man with Zlatans immanent arrival.

See that little fuck knuckle sterling on snapback showing off his diamond encrusted sink still in his ingerland tracky and people wonder why its all gone to shit.

I dont faULt these lads for earning a crust but when they cant even boil and egg its hardly surprsing that when your 2 1 down playing a painter and decorator/ bus driver you cant think for yourself when the supposed pressure is on.

Anyway im fucking done with it. Prem/ international the lot. Its a mugs game!!!

Im with you mate. Ive cancelled my subscription to the prem for the first time ever. I think that is 24 years? Im done with it all. Its gone beyond a joke. Im going to watch the spoilt cunts in Spain and Germany instead for a few years which is part of my package.
That vid of the pint balancer was fucking sickening. What a fucking little spoilt cunt.
i never want to see him in an England shirt again. Not that ill be watching as ive fucked them off too smile

Get into grass roots coaching Derm's, make a difference!!!, show the children all the beauty they possess inside

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Dermatron wrote:

Im following the tour de France in three years time. If I'm allowed in by then you thick racist c*nts.

As opposed to just being a cunt ??

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Beijing Dave wrote:

Most Brexiters are thick, uneducated cunts and the data shows it. Sorry not Sorry etc

fcukk oif yoa cint

*edited with spellcheck**

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dutchy101 wrote:

Glen makes a good point. Whichever you you voted, the bile on Facebook from a lot of my friends calling anyone who voted out as a thick, uneducated racist is actually quite staggering. All because someone had a differing opinion to them on a situation. I guess sometimes bigotry can't see the wood for the trees.

It's also a tad early to assess the real impact of the vote less than 3 days after the event itself. Yes the markets have had a wobble, but they always do when there is a change - markets do not like change.

Exactly Dutch, this post wins the internet for today