Hope there wasn't any scousers on that capsized ferry. Couldn't bear hearing about it for another 25 fucking years

Its got "narrated by Jeremy Clarkson" written all over it

Loopy , have you ever shot at your Mrs through a locked bathroom door?

Ahad is currently 20,000 leagues under the sea in his little yellow submarine. Fresh sighting of a Tescos shopping trolley today apparently

smallman1 wrote:

New Orleans is meant to be absolutely magnificent tbf.

Great place, i learnt to swim there a few years ago

0Greeny0 wrote:

What kind of times did you run loopy?

Got Loopy down as a sub 3 hour man. Eats up the miles he does

wrongun wrote:

Does sticking a fucking sparkler in your drink / bottle of spirits make it taste better?

It seems I've been missing out here

I prefer Rohypnol when frequenting the Sugar Hut, guaranteed results......every time

steelydan wrote:

Greatest football rant ever

I thought Matt's response was poor to be fair

MattBlack wrote:

Ill love it if your lot miss out on the Champions league and have to suffer the Europa, really love it. Will almost make up for the fact we may lose our 6th place to Man Utd and miss out on Thursday night football


Matt Black  - Imitating Kevin Keegan since 2014.....

steelydan wrote:
BedRob wrote:

I once snogged Nicola Stapleton from eastenders (i think thats what her name was) In Hollywoods in Romford many years ago.

Evening finished in a mass brawl and we topped it off by beating up a cab driver who hit me with a stop lock

Great night all together

Sid Owen was always in there on a Friday

err, oh right...it may have been him them, i only remember the long hair

Dermo wrote:

Is Dufunk the most intellectually challenged poster this board has ever seen?

I am loving his recent work, should get his own mural IMO

I once snogged Nicola Stapleton from eastenders (i think thats what her name was) In Hollywoods in Romford many years ago.

Evening finished in a mass brawl and we topped it off by beating up a cab driver who hit me with a stop lock

Great night all together

benson wrote:

I lived in Romford for a year. Within 2 weeks of moving in somebody had been stabbed out side the flat. Then somebody else died after crashing their car whilst being chased by the police. It wasn't the most pleasant of places.

Never dared go out in Romford.

Fucking Pussy

You wouldn't have looked out your window in Bethnal Green then

steelydan wrote:

Oddly enough Smalls the gear I get from Basildon of all places is great.


Hmmmm,interesting

smallman1 wrote:
steelydan wrote:
smallman1 wrote:

Bet the wing wang and doris front at the hut is sensational.

I used to get my wing wang from a chap in Brentwood Ed…rocket fuel it was.

He'll be out in late May after a 6 year stretch

Always thought Essex wing wang would be sensational tbf.

Hit and miss ed, same as most places i would imagine.That being said, the last transaction i made along the Essex Riviera had me feeling like id been fucked by a hippo in a global hypercololur t shirt whilst singing the enitre Sgt Peppers album backwards

I woke up in Hul!!!!!!

Ben Wand wrote:
DuFunk wrote:

Trust me I’d rather live here than London, 1000 immigrants/asylum seekers entering it on average every hour no thanks.


That means the the population of London would double in under a year you fucking bed wetter...completely and unutterably impossible in anywhere but the fevered mind of a goose-stepping remedial Littlejohn like yourself.

Fuck off please. Thanks.

Ahh Mr Wand, i've been expecting you

Yant wrote:

I'm just amazed they managed to keep their mouthes shut for the minutes silence without mentioning it to anyone. Quite an achievement.


lol

EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:
BedRob wrote:
EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

constipation for two days. a cunt of the highest order....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCpnwJQhoYY

a g of beak should sort that in double quick time


alas rob, 25 years on 'the tools' as it were have left my gut in 'abeyance' as it were....and  said devils dandruff is off the menu, you naughty chap.

im going to jive to this little dity , see if it will shift the blockage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CliwZBNs0hw

Highly commendable old chap, get your wiggle on

EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

constipation for two days. a cunt of the highest order....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCpnwJQhoYY

a g of beak should sort that in double quick time

Hoping Uncle John kicks his set off 7 mins late as a mark of respect tomorrow

steelydan wrote:

Live from Liquid (Basildon)

Lol

#tenterhooks

Ahad Adump wrote:

I was just going to say the same, Korean women are beautiful. Went to Myanmar/Burma once, they were lovely there too.

You can pick a cheap one off the back of a ferry today as well

Always had a cracking night in Belfast when i travelled up from Dublin

Couldn't understand a fucking word anyone said mind

Great Win last night, all going well, Sunday could be St Totteringham's Day once again (gotta take what i can from this season)

Bunting ordered...

smallman1 wrote:

Bet the wing wang and doris front at the hut is sensational.

After conducting extensive research on this matter Ed, i can confirm that the frauleins that frequent the sugar hut have a genetic make up of:-

35% Plasric
27% Silicone
18% Orange
10% Air
10% Norcross