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(604 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Ta-raaa then chuck, shut the door on your way out

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"Certain" colleagues in my office who use the sinks in the bogs to clean their feet

Filthy fucking cunts..........we have a gym with shower facilities down there

*Edit* thank fuck i voted out

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(604 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Dermatron wrote:

http://i67.tinypic.com/343kso1.jpg

lol

I'd whack one into her when he pops off

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(604 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

First day of no euro football for 10 days and this happens!!

Imagine if we lose to Iceland on Monday??

In other news the sun still rose in the east today

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(604 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Its all thanks to Geri, forward thinking pop songstress

https://live4unow.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/ginger-spice.jpeg

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(604 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Best of 3?

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(604 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

benson wrote:

stuck a pony on 50-55% remain at 11/8 earlier.

The spread is now 54.5-55.5

The result is no longer in doubt. The issue will be the margin

Lol...........oops

Benson is to politics is what smallls is to footy

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(604 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Can't get a double espresso for love nor money today
Sad times

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Yant wrote:

Suggests that you mingle with cunts, Rob.

Bang on Jase

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(604 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

almost everyone i have spoken to over the past couple of days are "out"

Essex has spoken

smallman1 wrote:

Glastonbury is ace, best festival on the planet.

How does it compare to Woodstock ?

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(814 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

No games now till Saturday, gonna have to engage with the Mrs now for the first time in 10 days!!

Yant wrote:

So not only has Wenger lost the plot by trying to sign a 30+ player for over £20m, now the player isn't interested.

Got to laugh, really.

Never wanted the rapey cunt anyway lol

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(814 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Thread is teaming with Home Nation bantz

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(814 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Dermatron wrote:

Lots of love from the Dermatron guys. I really hope you beat France. Its the only way we'll see the semi's.

Semi  *sniggers*

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La Nausee wrote:

Though it's a pity we didn't get you in he next round. Would've been nice to have an easy passage thru to the quarters.

Great result beating Italy, whatever way you wanna dice it. I'm off to sunny Orlando....so 9am jobbie Sunday morning. Should set me up well for the day! Lol

You are a bit late, i understand "that" nightclub is still closed!!!

Glastonbury lost its appeal long ago, its just a bigger version of the V festival nowadays..................except for the thieving scousers and all the wannabee "A" listers

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(814 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

DuFunk wrote:

  Off the pitch the fans have added a lot to the tournament unlike the English who are generally hated.

Yep, they have a had a "Blast"...............get it, get it.................bahahahahaha

Fuck me i'm funny

#voteout

PS - Several people having an absolute "elm street" in this thread

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(814 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Warms the cockles so it does



https://streamable.com/8rit

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erik.b wrote:
dutchy101 wrote:

we need a fucking revolution.


Yep

Vote Out

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(15 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Riveting stuff, did your horse win by a short neck ?

To any of my England bredrin reading this and thinking about availing of some al-fresco dining in Lille tonight......stay safe my brothers, stay safe

God save the queen etc....

Does he sample that robotic voice thing he uses for seminars and such like?, that's really cool if he does

I may be wrong but i have a vague recollection of getting a hand job off a midget type female in a tent at Glasto in the late 90's

And for that reason, i haven't camped since

loopdokter wrote:
Homegrove wrote:

I figured that would get Loopy jealous Dan. Glad to be right.

Jealous?   Haha. They play other people's music. They're not exactly Stephen Hawking!

Haven't heard much of Hawking's stuff to be fair, so cant comment