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(42 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

It's the intro track to the "10 Years Of DIYNAMIC" compilation right? So the full version should appear at some point. One would hope....

That's next week, chief. I've got Winston from No 22 coming around, and I'll be doing all of the camera work from the confines of the wardrobe with the door slightly ajar.

The Girl With All The Gifts. Not about an escort who turns up at Ed's flat with an assortment of toys to service his hole. But a low budget zombie movie, that wouldn't be out of place as an episode of Doctor Who. Was OK. Should have waited for it to come out on DVD and not get fleeced at that shit hole Odeon in Kingston. But if it meant spending 2 hours of quality time with the missus where she doesn't speak, it's an investment I suppose. A 5 out of 10.

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(7 replies, posted in Mixes & Free Downloads)

This is tops, Jamie. Thanks for making another mix for me.

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(1 replies, posted in Mixes & Free Downloads)

Superb mix. With the exception of the second track, which is a crock of shite.

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(46 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

steelydan wrote:

He'll be sorely missed.

Not sure how we will all survive. At least we all have each other to take us through this difficult time.

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(46 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

smallman1 wrote:

Off this afternoon.

Not taking my laptop so I shall incommunicado on here for a week.

Stay safe all and catch up on my return.

Ciao for now.

Do you fantatise that we all live in a big house? And you are the much loved centrepiece of it all? Waving goodbye and blowing kisses to us all huddled around a TV in the living room, as you head out into the wide blue yonder? Oh, how we'll miss you. And your cavorting around the house in your little tight blue shorts. Bending over to put the Findus Pizzas in the oven.

xx

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(1,448 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

And just to add and commend the Mods for their top, well mod, skills. I think we can all rest at ease now, lads. We're in safe hands here.

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(1,448 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

joeyp wrote:

It's brilliant. Just told the wife about this and she just looked at me with total sustain. Could feel her going off me as I told her how funny this was.

You told your missus about this board, Joey? Fucking hell.

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(1,448 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

dutchy101 wrote:

I'm just off for a 'Crying Game' shower

Lol. Hang your towel over the door and I'll be in a minute.

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(1,448 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Lol. I hope none of you gents knocked one out to Helen's FB photos?

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(128 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Dermatron wrote:

2 inch? What are you a fucking Umpalumpa?

Lol. Reminds me of that Spinal Tap scene:

http://www.skierpage.com/images/misc_posts/spinal_tap_stonehenge.jpg

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(128 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

benson wrote:

my 4.5 year old macbook went awry yesterday

I love their laptops (got a 2 inch macbook and it's lush) but their whole shopping experience is like some nerdy clique that I have no idea how to navigate.

Lol. Well done. And good luck with that 12" MacBook you purchased. I hope you took out the Apple Care too. Because you do know that Apple have glued down all of the components giving it 0% change or repair (according to numerous sources such as iFixit).

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(128 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

My missus is thinking of getting one. I'm off to stick my dongle in her dongle. That should sort her out

What a racket. Does all of his sets sound like the equipment is malfunctioning?

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(128 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

So basically. You are sitting at work, wanting to listen to some music (using wired headphones) and needing to charge your phone at the same time. You need one of these (£40):

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--iYeCv86d--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/wrpnzhqe2upnpgblu1xt.jpg

Into which you need to plug in one of these with your headphones:

http://i.amz.mshcdn.com/54BUXo_wSM_zxdKhOJ1UrR6gYCw=/950x534/2016%2F07%2F29%2Fb1%2Fiphone7headphonedongle.eecbe.jpg

And then your Lightning charging cable into the other port. And you've just been mugged by Vodafone/EE/O2 etc on a 24 month contract which is going to cost you in excess of £1300.

Where's Jony Ive to tell us all that they've 'simplified' the design. Can Diggers get him in here to clear this all up?

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(128 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

liquitech1 wrote:

..judging by our orders, not a blip, mate. We've already closed off our orders until next month because we literally can't take anymore across all our levels.

Fucking hell. Just shows you how many mugs there are out there. It's the same phone as the previous 2 years'. I bought the 6 when it came out and I've no intention of 'upgrading' this. See what the 8 brings. Probably technology that has already been out there for 3-4 years.

Treat yourself to Jony Ive's slo-mo talking promotional video for the iPhone 7, where he spends most of it talking about how they fucking polished it. Which in itself tells you how much of a shite upgrade it must be.

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(235 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

The Pythagoras Mix of that is one of the best tracks of the year IMO.

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(235 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Dermatron wrote:

little tight house T and those matching extremely short and tight shorts, a pair of white towelling socks

Wouldn't look out of place down at Clapham Common.

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(235 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Ahad Adump wrote:

Not sure about the Projector screen, how would you know what the crowd reaction was? Flying blind a bit. Can see it now though, "S+D Projector US tour 2017"!

Does Sasha look fatter because the projecting lamp was closer to Sasha's back than it was to JD's?

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(235 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

steelydan wrote:

Did you get a wig in the end?

Lol. Well spotted.

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(845 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Just making sure mate. You never know on this board. Have a lovely/bdsm packed weekend!

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(845 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Grant wrote:

Thanks for clearing that up H

As in Google Translate is shite for translation to and from Japanese. Never had to use it. Works better for European languages. As exemplified by Helen.

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(845 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Grant wrote:

I actually attempted to go through the tedious process of getting H's post translated - it took a while and made no sense.

Aye. I refer you to post 829.

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(235 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Lol. What's the point of that curtain? Although you could get up to some right old japery with various silhouetted scenarios.

Sasha's gurning away as well. Shocker. Fair play.