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simonr wrote:

Denis White > Charlie May | Sasha < Dave Gardner

Barry Jamieson did technical parts in setting everything up and fixing any issues.

WHITE | MAY | COE | GARDER | JAMIESON

Basically the modern equivalent of 'Yes'.

Did someone procure a back patch for Rhouses' denim jacket at the merchandise stall?

jamie wrote:

You watched Funny Games yet Grant? Also created a similar unease for me.

Didn't like that Haneke film. Felt like I was being told off for getting a lob-on when the action started with Naomi Watts.

Alien Convenant. It's really Prometheus 2. With the same shite soundtrack as well. And the same ropey script. The Fass is good as always which is one of the few redeeming features. Hopefully, Ridley's only credit on Bladerunner 2049 will be making the tea for Denis and getting the Hob Nobs in from the local Spa. Shite and a 2/5.

Manchester By The Sea. Shite. Hated everyone in it. 2/5.

The Accountant. Ben Affleck. He's good with numbers. And not too bad at the old fisticuffs. Shite. 2/5.

Adult Life Skills. She lives in the shed at the bottom or her Ma's garden. Which means that her fanny probably stinks. A bit shite really. 2.5/5 (or 5/10 for those of you are not very good at fractions).

The Love Witch. LOL. Not sure what to make of this. My missus hated it. But I ended up with a raging horn at the end on account of Samantha Robinson being well fit and semi naked throughout. 4/5.

And a treat from ore to anata:

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Not as bad as coming on full kitted to pick up the CL trophy. But good effort nevertheless at compounding themselves as the most cuntish club in the country.

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CNN are going mental with the coverage on this. No other news exists. Anderson Cooper 360 Degrees and the Wolf lubing themselves up and 'ready to go'.

Yes, that means I'm in a hotel with only one news channel in English. Oh and some Austrian channels with busty MILFs on it. Which start at 12.30am and finish at 5.30am. JFYI.

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(8 replies, posted in Mixes & Free Downloads)

You bobby dazzler, Jamie. smile

You'll need a couple more Expedit bookcases from Ikea to fit that lot in, Hanners.

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Thanks chaps. And...er Hanners too. neutral

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Cheers , Strudders.

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Very glad you like it mate. And thanks for the SC repost. smile

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The weekend is here, and I'm in a relatively good mood and feeling somewhat generous.

Have it. Don't have it. etc:

https://soundcloud.com/kyushu-soundsystem/hinode

As always I just listen to hear Sasha's lovely voice. Could sit all day listening to him reading out his shopping list. Oh, hang on....

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Lol at O'Sullivan's face.

fletcher wrote:

5.
Don't bother voting because we are all doomed anyway, lets move to Canada with Joey

Can we change that to moving into a bedsit with Loopy for the next 5 years until it is all over. I'll even have that please, over a Maybot horror show.

And then, when it's all over and the Tories have won by a landslide. I will take a week off work and make a suit like this:

http://i79.fastpic.ru/big/2016/0811/fa/4a6329da6a0580a3e453a8270c0bcffa.jpg

And plug myself into a powerful 100k volt step up transformer. Sit in the corner of my darkened bedroom one night and when my missus gets up for a pee, switch it on and go out in style.

I will miss you all (but probably not Hannu).

jules72 wrote:

How would you fix things Henry without raising higher bracket taxes to 80-90% of income (which means the govt would lose those revenues in the end because who would bother working hard) and doubling NHS expenditure to an American 17% of gdp sort of level? Easy to lament the problems, much harder to come up with solutions that actually work. Yes Im a Tory voter because I work hard and dont want it to finance people sitting on their arse.

Don't mind paying more taxes, Jules. I already pay a lot. Especially as I don't have any sprogs or use the NHS to drain the old hard earned cash so I'm hardly a burden and not getting much back. But I don't mind paying a bit more if it ensures better health care, education, etc.
There are spongers in any system unfortunately it can't be avoided. But is it really has bad as the Daily Mail or Express would have you believe? Probably not as bad as it was under Labour. And certainly there are families out there who are working hard, but are getting hammered by Tory policy who weren't before.

But the options indeed are grim for whoever you vote. My Richmond Park ballot paper will look like this to me:

Maybot [ ]
Haunted Tennis Ball [ ]
The annoying bloke who no one can remember the name of [x]

And if you caught the delight of the Maybot in full flow yesterday, please tell me that you don't fall into the demographic of the party faithful in the background:

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/15DF6/production/_95709598_3ef41844-3062-421e-a7b2-2908aa0db3b8.jpg

I don't mean to have a pop, btw. Because I think from your board bants you are a decent chap and I like reading your posts. I just don't understand why anyone would want to vote Tory if they genuinely care about the way the country is going .

You can change 'NHS' to 'UK' in that last line, Fletch. If the Tories continue the way they are.

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Tis a top mix.

Thanks for posting, Jamie. Another point for you in my spreadsheet.

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What's he up to in those bushes? What could he possibly be up to.... I wonder.

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I'm up for a laugh, btw. I'll be voting Lib Dem.

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Boring wrote:

Erik, just look at him. That's all the information you need.

Wut? Corbyn looks like a haunted tennis ball.

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You forgot 'Cunt' on the end of that list, Ed.

Hell of a choon to make love to. Thank you, Zackster.

Homegrove wrote:
Henry Rindhoops wrote:

The Handmaiden. I probably won't see a better Korean-Japanese lesbian grot film this year. In fact, I probably won't see a better film this year of any genre. An absolute masterpiece. And a solid dirty lob-on at the back of the Curzon Cinema in Wimbledon 5/5.

This reminded me, really excited for this. The book is amazing.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5834204/

It's over between you and me, Hanners.

The Handmaiden. I probably won't see a better Korean-Japanese lesbian grot film this year. In fact, I probably won't see a better film this year of any genre. An absolute masterpiece. And a solid dirty lob-on at the back of the Curzon Cinema in Wimbledon 5/5.