You've got balls. We'll give you that.

Lol

Does the singer have Downs?

Take no notice of Dermo. He loves it really. Have you PM'd John with your track, Geoff? He's always looking for new talent and I'm sure that the Evolution track will be re-released in the future with a bunch of new remixes. Yours should be on it IMO. Good luck mate.

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With one very long and incoherent sentence, DuFunk has managed to put the Peace Process back 40 years.

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Henry Rindhoops wrote:

Wouldn't it be nice if John did a proper comp. You know, one without any Bedrock label remixes of remixes on it. In the studio. Two disks. Lots of up front stuff. Lots of unknown producers; the ones who hand him/send him MP3s/FLAC/C90s. etc etc.

Never been one to quote or contradict myself. But just as an after thought, I'd love to see John finish the mix with Geoff Ledak's sensational remix of "Walking On Fire".

I think there's probably a place for Flaresy's 'Dangleberry' track. Or whatever it was called. Awesome choon that. He'd probably hand it on an a C90 too. Being old school and all.

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Wouldn't it be nice if John did a proper comp. You know, one without any Bedrock label remixes of remixes on it. In the studio. Two disks. Lots of up front stuff. Lots of unknown producers; the ones who hand him/send him MP3s/FLAC/C90s. etc etc.

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Nice one! Feel free to share any photos with the gents on this board. But, we would appreciate if you could pixelate out your love length and ballsack before posting. Thanks in advance.

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steelydan wrote:

I thought Danish women were the most attractive I've seen Dave. Even the older ones.

You very rarely get any munters over here. Not sure about the older ones though, Dan. Is there something that you'd like to share with us?

I would have to put the Japanese at the top though. Pretty much every woman is immaculate on venturing out in public. You never see a bird in a size 14 Terry Towelling tracky hair tied back, no make up etc venturing out to pick up the daily groceries. Unlike Blighty of course. You have to commend the effort IMO. And I often do. Standing at the bottom of the escalator in the local shopping centre, peering up at the women in mini-skirts as I salute them with my half empty tin of Stong Zero Chu-Hi; which incidentally is 8% alc and two 500ml cans of which have an effect quite like no other booze I know of.

Errrm…. the track at 80 minutes is up the with Samim 'Heater' as being the worst track ever made. And the track after that. FFS. It appears that the mix has taken a rather serious turn for the worse. And my two tins of Carlsberg Elephant are also wearing off. Therefore, all of this may be related. I need to go and take a lie down and think all of this through…..

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If you saw the fanny that was on offer there, would you want to leave Presto?

This is really good. I feel good. I'm off to make love to myself. Thanks Hannu.

zackster wrote:

not sure, hank. RDJ has made a wide array of styles in his day, so it could sound like almost anything. i hate to hurt my noise cred, but i must confess that i am not a huge fan of RJD's noisier side. hangable audio bulb and what not. i am hoping this will be closer to his ambient and house monikers.

This album is already out there….

The Selected Ambient Works are absolute masterpieces. But to go from those to what can only be described a fucking racket is completely unforgivable. Honestly, if I filled up my dishwasher with a load of pans and cutlery and 4 hours previously had eaten a phall strength Aloo Gobi knocked back with 4 pints of Carlsberg Jacobsen beer. I could then hook up a mic next to the dishwasher and another next to arsehole and record something infinitely more melodic and interesting than most of those later efforts.

So what? It's just a right old racket. Hence the thread from your good self.

millsy23 wrote:

This on a loop, for three months. Kiasmos are sensational imo

That's a beautiful tune. I'm off to make love to my woman. Whether she's in the mood or not. Good night losers!!!!

I'll raise you one, Chuffer.

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Where's Kojak when all this is going on? It's like wandering into a room, head over to the radiator and leave a eggy fart, before scarpering sharpish leaving everyone else to deal with the fumes. Exiting the room in a zig-gag walking pattern to prevent the fart following them out, obvs.

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La Nausee wrote:

Don't forget Simon R. Spazzing around his bedroom, parping a bicycle horn in victory.

LOL

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shaunstrudwick wrote:
Beijing Dave wrote:

Comical Ali definitely works in HR.

i think he's still in school - he certainly posts like a child

LOL at hard man Strudders. Wading in with the boot after everyone else has.

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Maybe his is? And maybe even Hannu has a sense of humour?

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Lol. Well that's us in the clear then lads.

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Homegrove wrote:

While I'm at it, Phil Opian is Dermo. Noticed it when Dermo's last ban had a week left. Poor behaviour on my part but I let it pass. This "outing" shall be his punishment.

Are you sure about that, Kojak?

Is your name James Milner?

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^ Most of that can be easily achieved in a pair of terry towelling socks and on a well-polished laminate floor these days.

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sladek wrote:

They are all fit and slim (the latter from all the cycling).

They indeed are.