1

(53 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Can't believe Dave didn't get a LOL for that. ^^

2

(81 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

The black ones? From Index? Really handy for when the family have invited themselves around to eat you out of house and home. And you've got nowhere to sit them.

3

(81 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

It's the aliases on top of other aliases that require real skills. Stacking up the aliases like the cornflake boxes on an Asda nightshift, aisle 16. Or like some demented scene from Inception. Once you are 5 aliases in, only a tweak from the missus of your plums can bring you right back out of it again. And back into your armchair with your Lenovo laptop burning fiercely onto your thighs, and drool hanging out of your mouth.

4

(2 replies, posted in Mixes & Free Downloads)

Fucking hell. This is a belter of a mix. Not sure where you go with part 2 though.

5

(81 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

shaunstrudwick wrote:

Flares calling out Dermo for some past greivance
Dermo retorting
BF stirring the pot
Rob added pictures

Strudders. Haven't you done this before? Cowering outside the kebab shop at 3am in the morning. Then wading inside, once all of the scrapping has been done with bodies lying on the floor. Hands on hips. Warning everyone not to fuck with you.

Big Fella wrote:

Has Bedrock a rubbish kids computer game section as well?

Lol. Sounds like John had Ableton running in the background with the tempo sound pinging away. Surely not....

If this track was a woman, it'd be both pipes.

Lol. There will be a fair few on this board who will have done just that. To themselves.

Not been a massive fan of some of the previous live mixes. But love this. All 3 parts. JD will be delighted when he reads that, I'm sure.

9

(209 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Diminished Responsibility wrote:
Henry Rindhoops wrote:
Diminished Responsibility wrote:

They emboss your initials on as well.

What would that be I wonder? C.U.N.T. ?

I'm sure they can squeeze in four letters for you if that's what you really want Henry.

Haha. Sorry, I forgot to add a smily safety face at the end of that.

Those Tumi bags are alright, btw. Although last time I was browsing in the man bag shop at Heathrow T5, they were something like 350 sheets. That's British pounds, Rhouses. Not Bangladeshi Taka, FYI.

10

(209 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Diminished Responsibility wrote:

They emboss your initials on as well.

What would that be I wonder? C.U.N.T. ?

Some amazing reviews here, lads. Keep up the good work. etc etc.

Sorry Kiz,  but you can't be a real fan if you've reached Tuesday night and still not heard it.

That Agoria track is superb and I came multiple times during the first 1/3rd of CD1.

John. I'm sending the cleaning bill for my Zara chinos to you. Thanking you in advance.

14

(16 replies, posted in Mixes & Free Downloads)

Listening to it now. A few dodgy tracks early on. But some corkers as well. So basically, bollox to John's new Bedrock. I'll have more of this please.

15

(138 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

smallman1 wrote:

I don't know one single person who has watched any of this.

Apart from Loopy.

Sat on the IKEA rug, 20cms from the telly. On the off chance of a brief glimpse of some quim, gaping out from a gap in the shorts of some stretched-out high-lunging Japanese vixen? Is this what life has been reduced to???

16

(16 replies, posted in Mixes & Free Downloads)

Knitted shirt? Against naked flesh? Must get myself one of those. I love having scratchy nipples.

When Dixon finds out that Hannu has been posting unauthorised links to his mixes, he's basically going to hunt him down and beat him to death with his bean bag.

17

(16 replies, posted in Mixes & Free Downloads)

poirot wrote:

Ive recently been getting everything by Eduardo De La Calle. Bit disappointing this hipster twat is also liking him.

I wonder how many bowls of Golden Grahams were being eaten at this gig, by blokes with Henry VIII beards.

18

(16 replies, posted in Mixes & Free Downloads)

I need to get a voice just like the bloke speaking on the Boiler Room intros. I'll then reinvent myself and use it at the next presentation I give at work.

19

(78 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Nowt with the Iraq Goals or whatever it is/was. And the added fun of playing the 'Click On The Minute X' boxes to remove the ads. And every time you miss/click the wrong X, your screen gets invaded my MILF and GMILF pop ups, whilst you try to explain to your missus who has just walked in that none of this is your fault and your marriage is perfectly fine; honestly Princess. And no, you DEFINITELY DON'T have a fetish for old minge.

20

(15 replies, posted in Mixes & Free Downloads)

Thank fuck for that. I've run out of stuff to listen to, and was even resorting to some of Hannu's mixes.

21

(16 replies, posted in Mixes & Free Downloads)

What other longer set?

I don't know what gets me more juiced up: Dixon's or SteelyDan's mixes? I'll probably have to get my juice-ometer out and do a juice check. PM me if you want the results.

Kermode's actually mellowed out over the years.

Does Ed Smallman make a cameo in it?

23

(66 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Could I just remind everyone, that performing any joinery task whilst operating a handheld device (for example posting messages), is a clear breach of HSE regulation F141G1a. For more clarification on this matter, please PM your message board HSE rep/former male prostitute, SteelyDan who should be able to offer some guidance on this matter.

24

(11 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

I need to find a suitable cost code to write my entire Friday to. Think I can charge to miscellaneous?

25

(11 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

poirot wrote:

Sorry Henry but i really do have no idea. I think the news agencies have been very careful not to mention it anywhere as its the best advertising they could hope for.

Was only japing chief. I mean, what kind of weirdo would document amateur minges from around the globe, in an Excel spreadsheet with a dedicated worksheet for each country. And on reading that would be gutted that the Auzzie worksheet will remain blank for the time being.