Amazing the way Tong hooked up the entire orchestra and mapped it to his mixer. Some fucking skills there, you have to say.

Bit disappointed Oakenfold didn't pop in the middle of the stage half way though. Surrounded by flames to the backdrop of WOW's Killa.

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You should be OK for that one. IMO.

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shaunstrudwick wrote:

torn between this and the TA Howells boat party the week before...

can't do both

Strudders. FYI. There's a weight restriction on that boat. Get yourself down to David Lloyd's pronto, or forget it lad.

Right now naked, resting my left bollock on the arm of the sofa, and double fist pumping in rhythm with Catherine Blake's vocals.

If Dave doesn't reply to this, I'll be well gutted.

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Homegrove wrote:

Seeing as I'm one work day away from fucking off for four whole weeks, I'm interested in how much time away the employed people of Bedrock-forum will be taking. The Americans probably not at all, lest they get viewed as lazy.

Thanks. But I have been reminded in every updated email signature at work, that I have received from Denmark: "Have a happy holiday smile"

I'm British. Which = working my fingers to the bone, while Scandanavians sit naked in their summer homes eating cracker bread, liquorice and supping Tuborg.

Have a good one, Hannu. And make sure the door bangs your spotty buns on the way out will you.

smallman1 wrote:

What on earth is MattBlack banging on about ref Sparrow?

At what stage does Sasha say he wants Sparrow on the tour bus only for Diggers to decline?

Sasha says it in the documentary, Ed. You know. The one everyone else on here is talking about.

Is that the one where you can hear Damo getting a message through from Tinder?

Top mix as always. Especially the first half.

Can someone ban Greg please. He's brought the mood right down in here.

He's right about Slovenia though. That mix stunk of Ginsters Beef and Onion pasties.

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Jamie's a hero over on Mumsnet. He'll make August's Deamboat Pin Up, if he's not careful.

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EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

This hot weather and having to wear a suit ....

it reminds me if an unsavoury episode in the city many moons since past.

it was boiling  and  as was my penchant ,a gram of kibble was required ,to face the wife that evening  in some sort of  trancendal state as i couldnt stand the fucking cunt.

off i went to secure said purchase.
things being as they were i got cunted in the bar and razed the lot,so another purchase was the order of the day.

it was a very hot summer and the purchase had been incubating in my suit pocket for some time.
by the time i got back to work

the fucker had absorbed all the moisture and became that pasty unusable shit that we all know so well.

in the staff kitchen i go and place the lottery ticket in the microwave(i was fuckin flying by now)
when the M.D.  came in (the cunt has an MBE) And is fanatical about stamps.
he positioned himself in front of the micro and started talking about  fucking japenese stamps that were printed upside down or ones where the queen mums tit is missing that are worth £50 million quid or some shit like that.

the micro was cracking away like popcorn while this boring arsehole witered on and on.
praying to god he wouldnt ask what was in it, i said "oh my toffee is burning " he looked at me like Dr Mengele does twins with similar hair growth patterns,  and he fucked off sharpish.

all that was left was a burnt caramel like substance which i necked anyway.  fuck me it was horrible.

Lol.

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Can't believe Dave didn't get a LOL for that. ^^

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The black ones? From Index? Really handy for when the family have invited themselves around to eat you out of house and home. And you've got nowhere to sit them.

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It's the aliases on top of other aliases that require real skills. Stacking up the aliases like the cornflake boxes on an Asda nightshift, aisle 16. Or like some demented scene from Inception. Once you are 5 aliases in, only a tweak from the missus of your plums can bring you right back out of it again. And back into your armchair with your Lenovo laptop burning fiercely onto your thighs, and drool hanging out of your mouth.

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Fucking hell. This is a belter of a mix. Not sure where you go with part 2 though.

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shaunstrudwick wrote:

Flares calling out Dermo for some past greivance
Dermo retorting
BF stirring the pot
Rob added pictures

Strudders. Haven't you done this before? Cowering outside the kebab shop at 3am in the morning. Then wading inside, once all of the scrapping has been done with bodies lying on the floor. Hands on hips. Warning everyone not to fuck with you.

Big Fella wrote:

Has Bedrock a rubbish kids computer game section as well?

Lol. Sounds like John had Ableton running in the background with the tempo sound pinging away. Surely not....

If this track was a woman, it'd be both pipes.

Lol. There will be a fair few on this board who will have done just that. To themselves.

Not been a massive fan of some of the previous live mixes. But love this. All 3 parts. JD will be delighted when he reads that, I'm sure.

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Diminished Responsibility wrote:
Henry Rindhoops wrote:
Diminished Responsibility wrote:

They emboss your initials on as well.

What would that be I wonder? C.U.N.T. ?

I'm sure they can squeeze in four letters for you if that's what you really want Henry.

Haha. Sorry, I forgot to add a smily safety face at the end of that.

Those Tumi bags are alright, btw. Although last time I was browsing in the man bag shop at Heathrow T5, they were something like 350 sheets. That's British pounds, Rhouses. Not Bangladeshi Taka, FYI.

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Diminished Responsibility wrote:

They emboss your initials on as well.

What would that be I wonder? C.U.N.T. ?

Some amazing reviews here, lads. Keep up the good work. etc etc.

Sorry Kiz,  but you can't be a real fan if you've reached Tuesday night and still not heard it.

That Agoria track is superb and I came multiple times during the first 1/3rd of CD1.

John. I'm sending the cleaning bill for my Zara chinos to you. Thanking you in advance.

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Listening to it now. A few dodgy tracks early on. But some corkers as well. So basically, bollox to John's new Bedrock. I'll have more of this please.

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smallman1 wrote:

I don't know one single person who has watched any of this.

Apart from Loopy.

Sat on the IKEA rug, 20cms from the telly. On the off chance of a brief glimpse of some quim, gaping out from a gap in the shorts of some stretched-out high-lunging Japanese vixen? Is this what life has been reduced to???