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Mr Boring wrote:

Pan pipe buskers in city centres.

Especially when they're dressed like Incas and doing the tune to the cornetto advert.

Incantation? Panpipes Of The Andes is a seminal work. They do get around, I must admit. There is a pair of them who play outside the station near me. But I think they must have got kicked out of Incantation, because their ponchos are filthy; the pair of them swigging Carlsberg Elephant. At 7 in the morning. That's even a bit early for me.

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jamie wrote:
Diminished Responsibility wrote:

No shout outs for hot scones, cottage cheese and strawberry jam? This is England lads. Crumpets and english muffins, pfft.

cottage cheese? surely you mean clotted cream

Rhouses. You dirty bastard.

Weren't you still using your Grifter up until the ripe old age of 24, Shaun? And using the slip gear between 2nd and 3rd as an anti-theft mechanism. Until somebody stole it outside Thresher's?

smallman1 wrote:

Zackster - Is this any cop?

You mean does it sound like a washing machine filled with nails and hammers on a full spin? No.

Is it the best techno Essential Mix mix since Beyer's in 2002. Yes.

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steelydan wrote:

I loved this bit in Eastenders....btw where are all the immigrants in it?

This prob how most Man Utd fans feel

LOL. Thanks Dan. I always imagined Angie as a squirter. That thought came to me when I was knocking one out to a photo of her in the Christmas edition of the Radio Times. Or was that Angela Rippon? I can't quite remember.

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Nice one. Best time to see the maikos and geishas is in Gion, if you haven't already been there. It's also the local law to buy 2 cans of Strong Zero from Lawson/7-11/Family Mart and drink that whist watching them to go back and forth to work.

You can thank me later.

http://blog-imgs-45-origin.fc2.com/n/o/t/notkamofuka/StrongZero01.jpg

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Where you visiting Foxy? Always found Osaka and Nagasaki the best for top clout IMO. And Shizuoka of course. Just in case my missus happens upon this page. xx

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Top site that Dave. My favourite is this one:

http://i0.wp.com/www.koreabang.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/koreaBANG-north-korean-girls-have-popular-image-in-south-korea-29.jpg?resize=600%2C423

Need to buy my missus some of that military get-up for her birthday. Something Japanese circa 1941 will do nicely thank you very much.

So how was it, Pricer? How was John's hair? Did you cane it so much that you spent an hour trying to convince your mates that Paul Scholes had taken over the 1s and 2s? Or Bill Turnbull, maybe?

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(8 replies, posted in Mixes & Free Downloads)

Hannu. You are a legend among men. You are my favourite Finn (after Mika Hakkinen and Jay Melons).

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(22,422 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Zebramofo has just been told:

http://cdn1.akamai.coub.com/coub/simple/cw_gif_big/8cfe39d0f04/585646c6d1d7c7084d538/1386927696_1q6ieji_6zqj1vs.gif

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The absolute konts. I managed to get 1 1/2 hours into it. It was pretty good. I also had my eyes closed for the duration waving my head from side to side in a Stevie Wonder kinda fashion. I was also imagining Dixon dancing in the booth, wearing a Pringle and a pair of tight Farahs. I'm not gay BTW. But I'm not sure why those thoughts came to me like that. I'm off to cleanse by drinking some Big Dom*.

*Dom as in Domestos

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(22,422 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Thoughts and prayers. For Creepy.

This is superb. Early contender for EM of the year. Some boss techno from 85 minutes onwards.

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Big Fella wrote:

Lol at Flarse calculating every permeability of the Arse having a decent season.

I imagine a Chicken Phaal and a few pints of Guinness will help increase the flow from a millidarcy to somewhere in the darcy range.

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I heard it on Hernan's Resident show. Can't remember which one. Probably best to play them all from the past 4-5 months? Sorry I can't be more specific.

Btw. Was that you holding the camera in that clip? You haven't got a very steady hand for a pilot.

You've got balls. We'll give you that.

Lol

Does the singer have Downs?

Take no notice of Dermo. He loves it really. Have you PM'd John with your track, Geoff? He's always looking for new talent and I'm sure that the Evolution track will be re-released in the future with a bunch of new remixes. Yours should be on it IMO. Good luck mate.

With one very long and incoherent sentence, DuFunk has managed to put the Peace Process back 40 years.

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Henry Rindhoops wrote:

Wouldn't it be nice if John did a proper comp. You know, one without any Bedrock label remixes of remixes on it. In the studio. Two disks. Lots of up front stuff. Lots of unknown producers; the ones who hand him/send him MP3s/FLAC/C90s. etc etc.

Never been one to quote or contradict myself. But just as an after thought, I'd love to see John finish the mix with Geoff Ledak's sensational remix of "Walking On Fire".

I think there's probably a place for Flaresy's 'Dangleberry' track. Or whatever it was called. Awesome choon that. He'd probably hand it on an a C90 too. Being old school and all.

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Wouldn't it be nice if John did a proper comp. You know, one without any Bedrock label remixes of remixes on it. In the studio. Two disks. Lots of up front stuff. Lots of unknown producers; the ones who hand him/send him MP3s/FLAC/C90s. etc etc.

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Nice one! Feel free to share any photos with the gents on this board. But, we would appreciate if you could pixelate out your love length and ballsack before posting. Thanks in advance.

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steelydan wrote:

I thought Danish women were the most attractive I've seen Dave. Even the older ones.

You very rarely get any munters over here. Not sure about the older ones though, Dan. Is there something that you'd like to share with us?

I would have to put the Japanese at the top though. Pretty much every woman is immaculate on venturing out in public. You never see a bird in a size 14 Terry Towelling tracky hair tied back, no make up etc venturing out to pick up the daily groceries. Unlike Blighty of course. You have to commend the effort IMO. And I often do. Standing at the bottom of the escalator in the local shopping centre, peering up at the women in mini-skirts as I salute them with my half empty tin of Stong Zero Chu-Hi; which incidentally is 8% alc and two 500ml cans of which have an effect quite like no other booze I know of.