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(3 replies, posted in Mixes & Free Downloads)

Some superb tracks on this. Although it's a bit worrying that Zackster also had a listen to it.

Sorry, but anyone calling their mixes something like: Emotional Landscape or Tropical Exposures, or whatever. Needs to have words with themselves.

You're Hannu. Probably a seller of second hand Nokias on a stall somewhere in Finland. Who, when he behaves himself, is allowed to play bedroom gymnastics with his girlfriend. Not a global DJ playing making a living playing other peoples' choons to the masses.

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(15 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

I was colouring in this on my way to work this morning. On the 6:48 to Waterloo. With a big bowl of cornflakes balanced precariously on my other knee.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51BBLY0xj6L.jpg

Can't believe it's nearly 100 sheets on Amazon.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Cunt-Coloring-V … uring+book

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(11 replies, posted in Mixes & Free Downloads)

This is excellent. Didn't know about this guy. And with a name like Job Jobse, he would have been on my big list of daft DJ names along with DJ Tennis and DJ Bone. Nice one Jamie.

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(15 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Grant wrote:
zackster wrote:

jay's latest triumph.
http://www.johnhembree.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Elephant.png

That looks like how one of your tunes sounds

Lol. Harsh. But I think we all know what you mean.

The last Saiz mix I listened to, he cheekily slipped in an Enya track and to be honest, I have never quite recovered from it. Whatever will he push the DJing boundaries with next? Mike Oldfield? Oh hang on.....

Will be giving this a very wide berth.

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(6 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

In the studio. 2 discs. All unknown tracks and many unknown artists. Maybe a bunch of tracks that never got a release, but were part of Digweed's sets over the years. Maybe even a Flaresy track on there. Although that might be pushing it.

Close your eyes. Put your hand on your micky. Can you see that? It's a man with a beard in a dress.

Give over Loopy. If you honestly like this, then you'd love the Eurovision. And the singer's a right munter.

It's the main purpose of that track. Time also to pop down to a nearby BP garage. Get the Ginsters in. Oh. You've got Beef and Onion out the back? Plenty of time. No problemo. Have a quick shufty through the lastest FHM. Oh, nearly out of milk. Would like a bowl of Frosties before I go to bed. 2 pints. Perfect. Card machine's not working? I did have a tenner here somewhere. Just a few minutes while I procure some readies from the hole in the wall..... Back in for the end of 'that' colossal breakdown. A nod of the head. Maybe a pointy finger out to Simonr, who's done really well to make it here tonight. What after his hip replacement and all.

Is it true that somebody was dealing Sanatogen in there?

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(21 replies, posted in Mixes & Free Downloads)

steelydan wrote:

Lol@remington fuzzaway

Pros: small, pocketable and can be taken on holiday in case of emergencies.

Cons: can go horribly wrong if attempting to shave a bird's fanny.

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(21 replies, posted in Mixes & Free Downloads)

I misread this and for some reason thought it was a chilled mix. So I put it on before heading to work. But fuck me. This is banging. It had me jumping around my house in nothing but my George tangas and Fruits of the Loom socks. Which really do need some work with my Remington Fuzzaway to remove the 'bobbles' that have built up from walking around on the carpet at work.

Anyway, I caught glimpse of myself in the hall full length mirror. What a sight! Fuck this shit and work today. I'm off to write some poetry.

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(13 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Don't listen to Strudders. He plays curry houses.

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(13 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

No it isn't. There's some right old ploppage in that thread. And a lot of if has your name written on it, Strudders.

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(54 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

I bet you Magda's fanny stinks.

They are playing Hackney soon too. If I buy tickets, I guess it's advisable to go tooled up?

He's known as 'Marty', to Loopy.

Would you slip Martin two fingers, three or four, Markkos?

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(68 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

A two pager for this shite. Fucking hells lads. Get a grip.

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(14 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Hold me, Yant.

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(17 replies, posted in Mixes & Free Downloads)

One thing we can't handle, Damo. Is mixes without TLs. You know da rulz.

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(2 replies, posted in Mixes & Free Downloads)

Don't be encouraging the lad, Simeon.

Grant wrote:

LOL.  Is the Isha Lounge a curry house too?

It is. One of those modern jobbies: a minimal look to the cuisine, not a vindaloo or madras in sight, and no velvet flock wallpaper to be seen on any of the walls. Just Strudders in the corner, through the power of prog going about his business of trying to educate the middle class families that wandered in that evening, on just where exactly the musical boundaries are defined in such modern times. I'm also guessing that he got told to 'turn it down a bit', as auntie Janice and uncle Barry over on table 5 couldn't hear what they were saying to each other.