Pricer wrote:

are you on drugs?

Unfortunately not at the moment, Cunto.

.......I noticed this friendly advertisement on the roadside, could it be one of our esteemed, elder board members?

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Lovely place by the way, took longer than expected to get to, maybe due to our flight stopping in Dublain en route? Much warmer than you'd think for the time of year and I couldn't find any pubs selling Guinness for the life of me, t'cho. They love a nice ruby do the locals, I saw lots of their 'paddy fields' as well, I assumed this was where all the potatoes are grown. Excellent value, I'll definitely be going back one day.

Great country, 8/10

Saw Django Unchained at the weekend and it is totally like, off the er, chain. Rhouses doesn't have a fucking clue, ignore his lame slating, this is one of Tarantino's best and that's saying something, in my book.

Raymond Baxter! lol

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I love, just love Zane the Chelsea fan.....

on Frank Lampard - '...........he hit that penalty like you hit Ulrika, Stan...........' followed by 5 seconds of radio silence LOL

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Didn't happen for us today, maybe we were a bit unlucky with the decisions but a more clinical finisher than Giroud and we'd have wrapped that game up. I can't remember battering Chelsea at their place for the whole second half for a long, long time.....doesn't mean shit if you can't put the ball in the back of the net though. Wenger has to pull a rabbit out of the hat before the end of the month or we're in SimonR country, cunted in other words.

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Big Fella wrote:

Then surely your little story should have concluded with you telling your bloke to go and sit with the rest of your boo merchants rather than Chelsea's.

Yeah, course, I really want them all to sit together, they'll have more effect that way, good idea.

Chelsea's pony support will be our 12th man on Sunday. Wilshere playing further forward seems to be working a lot better for us so I reckon we'll take all 3 points, like last season. Might have the adverse affect of hastening Rafa out the door mind you, can't have it all ways.

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Big Fella wrote:

Does Wiggy think we have forgotten about the Gooner boo merchants that were giving Theo grief earlier on in the season?

They've been giving him grief quite recently, BF, what's to be forgotten?

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I know it appears to be one of those 'I wish I had' moments but I really did actually berate this prick all the way down the steps the over-priced refreshments area. I fucking hate booing and he happened to do it right in front of me as we were both heading down for a beer.

DuFunk - here's an idea, drink a gallon of petrol and throw yourself at a barricade as you light a fag, do us all a favour.

Mr B - Which Mark Robbins moment?

Yant - yes, yes you would.

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sabotini wrote:

Safe to say the main reason Chelsea's home form is so terrible it due to the terrible support from their "fans" there - away from all the riff-raff and they're a decent team. I was there last night and the Saints fans gave a lesson in how to get behind your team, all Chelsea seemed to want to do was boo and complain. Great idea booing a player onto the pitch when you're searching for a winner, bound to help your cause.

In conclusion, Chelsea fans are fucking idiots. At least the dippers get behind their team.

I couldn't agree more with that. Some halfwit at The Emirates last night stood on the steps and booed on his own as we were going in for a beer at HT. I told him to shut his hole in no uncertain terms, come and support your team, fine, if you want to boo fuck off to Chelsea, I don't care what you paid for your ticket, you cunt.

Happy new year to all you cunts too :-)

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Out

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Rage

Arse

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Misery loves a friend, Ed.

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Mr Boring wrote:

Nice to see Wiggy turning a noun into a verb. A modern day Shakespeare.

It works on many levels

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Strudders, you've SimonR'd yourself horribly there son.

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I thought 'Huns' was the preferred expression?

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Dermo wrote:

It appears after being once successful in an era you suddenly think you have the god given right to be winning the league every year.  You've got it all to come when fergal leaves BF.


ZING!

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Makes perfect noncesense to me.

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Swansea are not playing like minnows that's for sure, they deserved their applause from the Gooners yesterday. The first half is the worst performance I have seen at that stadium, utterly abject in every area of the pitch. It was a bit better in the second half but still woeful over all. Wenger's hands have clearly been more tied than he's been prepared to admit for years, though he seems to be hinting as much now. It is still his squad and his players and him that has sold our captains one after the other so he has to take the blame. We are desperately in the shit at the moment, January can't come soon enough but even then will there be anyone to buy? Maybe he's finally losing his touch, or his luck has run out, either way it hurts to admit that.

We have some excellent players, just not enough of them. Still, we could have unlimited funds and still make an absolute SimonR of running the club, hey ho.

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Nick Sneddon wrote:
smallman1 wrote:

Amps, you're right.

Apart from a billion pound investment, a new training ground, some of the worlds best players and a shed load of trophies during his tenure, what have the Romans ever done for us?

Mate – whats your views on moving the ground to Battersea?

Hasn't the site has been sold to Malaysian developers?

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Of course you can't say for sure, my point is that his ruthless approach to the way he runs the club indicates that he wouldn't think twice about dumping the club if it suited him. Sure, it doesn't look likely that he'd do that in near future but you know, easy come, easy go.

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smallman1 wrote:

Amps, you're right.

Apart from a billion pound investment, a new training ground, some of the worlds best players and a shed load of trophies during his tenure, what have the Romans ever done for us?

He's given you a lot, that is clear but ultimately you know he doesn't give a toss about anything so noble as the club or the fans. His treatment of 'Robbie' and of any drone that works for him shows that he'll always be ruthless regardless of how unpopular it might be. We all dread the day that your club sells an idol to a local rival but bringing in a hated manager rates just as highly imo. When it suits him he will fuck off without a care for what he leaves behind, you know it, we know it.

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simonr wrote:
Wiggipedia wrote:
Presto wrote:

Let's all take a moment to laugh at Mark Hughes. Quote possibly the cuntiest of all managers.

That is some accolade, I'm itching to agree with you but I'll have to see your Mark Hughes and raise you 3 x Tony Pulises and 2 x King Kennys

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Uh oh, someone's been sniffing the beer mats.

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A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has
passed away."

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet..

"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a Labrador Retriever.

As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat.

The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"

The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."

*runs* :-)

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fadass wrote:

Looking forward to Wiggy denouncing financial doping in light of Arsenal's new (ahem) "sponsorhip" deal with Emirates.

Sponsorship is all fair enough, I've never said otherwise (apart from City's blatant swervery re the stadium rights deal). The truth is that our shirt deal is decidedly mid-range, much like our status as a club these days. Not exactly the £500m United just agreed with GM is it.

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Presto wrote:

Let's all take a moment to laugh at Mark Hughes. Quote possibly the cuntiest of all managers.

That is some accolade, I'm itching to agree with you but I'll have to see your Mark Hughes and raise you 3 x Tony Pulises and 2 x King Kennys

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I was taking the piss of course but where's the apology at least? The spineless cunts at the FA don't appear to be insisting on one either. That Chelsea were prepared to (try and) sacrifice one of our top referees and damage the game forever in the process shows you just what lengths these people are prepared to go. Chelsea fans must be so proud today but hey, they've got loads of nice trophies to show for it, that's all that counts, isn't it?