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(46 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

joeyp wrote:

Personally I'm happy to see derm back. Funny fucker and the board suffered without him imo

What's the funniest thing he's ever said?

How'd the wedding night go? Did you get mangled on LSD and wander around a hotel?

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(46 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Poirot was pretty good at first, on his best behaviour to trick us all again but he couldn't help himself in the end. I think he genuinely gets his self esteem from the board, that's the issue. Fat people always look externally for self esteem and putting down others is much easier than getting out for a run 3 nights a week.

On the basis of that video being the pinnacle of what is an amazing body of work over a prolonged period, I'd like to nominate Jay Kaufman for the position of Chairman of the Bedrock Board.

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(942 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Now I can predict what is going to be said about these but open your mind a little before attacking:

http://media.endclothing.com/media/catalog/product/cache/2/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/0/3/03-04-2015_nike_freesocfly_blackanthracite_1_dl.jpg

I'm thinking Silicon Valley venture capitalist boardroom ready gear.

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(942 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Diminished Responsibility wrote:

Prefer these Hop Head:

http://assets.myntassets.com/w_360,q_80/v1/image/style/properties/731289/Nike-Men-Casual-Shoes_1_4b6890885b98921c665ccd285f354331.jpg

Bit too toddler for me sorry Rhouses.

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(942 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

joeyp wrote:
Hop_Head wrote:

Now I know these are bold but I'm about to pull the trigger and get them.  Have at it.

http://media.endclothing.com/media/catalog/product/cache/2/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/2/0/20-03-2015_nike_air90jcqrd_whitegrey_sry.jpg

How old are you hop head? I feel this is key.

I'm a middle aged man going through a bit of a mid life crisis.  Hope that helps your assessment.

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(942 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Now I know these are bold but I'm about to pull the trigger and get them.  Have at it.

http://media.endclothing.com/media/catalog/product/cache/2/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/2/0/20-03-2015_nike_air90jcqrd_whitegrey_sry.jpg

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(942 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

poirot wrote:

Dont take the piss Grant, he cried for nearly 3 years last time someone took the piss out of his trainers.

It's been fun watching this alias slowly revert back to type.

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(942 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

These with a pair of parachute pants maybe?

http://media.endclothing.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/8/18-03-2015_maisonmargiela_22redsolefuturesneaker_white_1.jpg

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(942 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Thoughts on these?

http://cdn.sneakerreport.com/assets/Hoka-One-One-Conquest.jpg

How come the film never saw a release?

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(53 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Better get on this.  Grant has a nose for the zeitgeist.

poirot wrote:

Thought ETC wanted to rip your head off hop head.

Nah he's a big softie and a great friend.

He's still around, sent me a PM:


ah . the sweet kib the devils siren song sent me running like .. ronnie corbet on a unicorn riding into a . swingers party where a school ,marm rupert everet. lookalike was felating Baby Huey. alas I have been scarce like the kib at a danny dyer . benefit night but thank god for bedrock, the powerhouse lighthouse of prog bouncing me around like sasha grey taking on a room full of Tories completing the sacrifice of Jane Goodall.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2012/2/6/1328549123386/Worzel-Gummidge-as-played-007.jpg

don't bear thinking about

How's your septum? Must be Swiss cheese by now.

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(48 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Is installing one of these something I can pay someone to do or is that "the fun".

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(110 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

All the fatties outing themselves in this thread.

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(94 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

I've just read this whole thread.  Start to finish.  What the fuck are we doing?

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(942 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

You could rock the server room with these.  Or your 9th birthday.

loopdokter wrote:
EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

Seeing that cunt makes me hate him all the more.  Cunt owes me money and got away with it.  The fucking cunt.

How much money?

Ariana Grande. From Nickelodeon straight to the Grammys to refusing to allow the right side of her face to be photographed. Everything you want in a pop star.

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(395 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Smashy picking up the pieces of his board rep as well now. Carnage for heavy hitters this thread.

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(395 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

This thread should come with a warning.

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(395 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Sbando wrote:
Hop_Head wrote:
Sbando wrote:

You need some trolling, c'mon. You people are getting lazy.

Why don't you fill the void blando?

I never said I'm the troll you need. You people are often up each other's arse. And you're getting a bit repetitive. I miss Dermo, Chunky and all the other loonies.

Btw, Gus says you're all "gaylords".

Dermo was a low rent Thackers on his best day and by far the most repetitive poster on the board.