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(209 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

poirot wrote:

What an irrelevant pointless cunt you are hop head. I have no doubt in assuming this spills over into your real life.

You are largely right.  But I don't make my money selling cancer sticks, I've never pretended to work anywhere I didn't for internet kudos, and I watch my subscription boxing in the pub with the sound up like a man.

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I just read through six pages of man-bag commentary from anonymous middle aged fucktards on the internet.  I need help.

Have only ever had one name for it - Buzz Buzz.  That way the police have no idea what you are talking about, my lawyer mate said legally it could mean anything.

I've caught most of your mixes Millsy and they are usually great but this one is a stand out.  Giving it another rinsing now.  Cheers for sharing.

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Wally wrote:

Oh and loads of foreign ones not liking it because they are expected to have a conversation with the customer rather than sit in silence.

This is my fear of Uber.  I do not want to have a conversation with you.  Leave me alone you thicket. 

I once had one recite this elaborate theory of world politics. See he'd realised that we were all just one big family, The US was the father, the EU was the Mother, The Middle East was the uncle or some shit and then he set about describing the dynamics of the family to me as a metaphor for global diplomacy - "Now see Mum and Dad don't like it when Uncle comes over drunk and spoils the BBQ ..." and so and and fucking so on, me head down in my phone the entire time.  The story must have gone on for 15 mins as that was the length of my trip and he wrapped it up as I was getting out.

Fast forward 9 months, i'm getting into a cab at the start of a night out, the cab driver turns to me and says "you know everything that's happening in the world today is easy to understand if you think of the major players as one big family ..."

poirot wrote:

Currently in the process of soundproofing a downstairs room to go mental in

ie. watch boxing with the sound up.

chromosome_junction wrote:

Burning bits of animal carcass on a fire is the very definition of lower class.

Revolting.

I too long for the day when all food comes in pill form.  Or an IV drip.

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(309 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Beijing Dave wrote:
Hop_Head wrote:

Flares is hard to take sometimes but he's actually produced a track and had a major DJ appropriate it.

Also, the I can make music therefore you who don't make music cannot comment is a bollocks argument. I am not a carpenter but if I went to a furniture store to buy a table I am somewhat within my rights to say "this table is shit, it only has three legs" aren't I? Without a bunch of shitcunts standing round going "but HE is a carpenter who DOES WOODWORK! YOU DON'T!"

You have a valid opinion Dave.  You don't have to have directed a successful movie to say whether another one is shit or not.  But if you have directed one then your opinion carries more weight, a lot more.

This is mine:

http://www.woodpecker.com.au/wp-content/uploads/GalleryWeberQ3200_Woodpecker6.jpg

Lid down cooking is not for the faint hearted mind you.  More of a science than an art.  And it's all over very quickly.

EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

my uncle phil in dagenham had a row with his sikh neighbour last year so he thought it would be high jinks to bar b que a brown mannequin with a turban on , dressed in a kilt  on his huge  bbq he had imported from australia , this things fukin huge.. you could get a shaman to walk over the thing .

he digs graves for a living and lives in a small caravan at the bottom of his garden because my auntie hillary thinks he's a cunt.

he also says "fabarooney' When you met him and crushes your hand into dust when you shake it in a display of alpha male  preening.

he also writes '2 groats' or  '4 scheckles' on the back of your birthday card for a laugh.

Great description.  Uncle Phil sounds awesome.  I love everything I know about him.

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Flares is hard to take sometimes but he's actually produced a track and had a major DJ appropriate it.  Something most on here wish they could have done.  Loopy has also released tracks.  I doff my cap to both and take my medicine when it comes to sermons on music production.

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poirot wrote:
Big Fella wrote:

I do enjoy a good Flares schooling.


He's made a record and been in a studio with Judge Jules you know. Legend.

He actually did do those things though.

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(309 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Dan Harwood wrote:

I went to an intimate Album Launch Party for this in Red Bar in Kingly St. Didn't cover myself in glory.

Go on ....

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(309 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

I was confused too. I think they needed to leave some clothes on the skeleton so you could tell if it was a man or a woman.

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(1,036 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

seanc80 wrote:

Nike Internationalist

Think the grey & orange ones are discontinued but there are some other decent colours. The plain grey ones arent bad

http://media2.asphaltgold.de/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/930x675/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/n/i/nike-wmns-internationalist---dove-grey.jpg

You can get em here

https://www.zalando.co.uk/nike-sportswe … o-c16.html

Really pushing the envelope those. Footwear equivalent of a handful of Ambien.

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He died doing what he loved, letting a Chap at work talk him into risking his life for a Company day out.

loopdokter wrote:

Currently my way home from Ottawa. The world's most boring five and a half hour drive

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/whaaa.gif

smallman1 wrote:

You wouldn't find a real man watching dorises play football.

Tru fax.

Any leeway on this rule?  Maybe for 10 mins if said man was really really bored/hungover or procrastinating and looking for any excuse not to get on with whatever it is?

Neither sounded warm enough.

Beijing Dave wrote:
Hop_Head wrote:
Beijing Dave wrote:

Solid 2 pager already.

Don't doubt:
- the ability of Beijing to knock out a multi page thread whenever the feeling takes him

Smallmanesque

It was intended as a whimsical pastiche of the Smallman style.

Nailed it.  The key was to not lean on the tired, obvious tropes like "natch" or "left peg".  Although that's what he does ... that's all he does really ... so confused now ... I think  .... hmmm ... I think he's guilty of being a bad parody of himself.

Not playing anymore.  Suspect Yant's life is considerably better than mine.

Im seeing cologne, all the big names and a couple of really expensive ones you've never heard of, aligned to days of the week and different outfits.

Beijing Dave wrote:

Solid 2 pager already.

Don't doubt:
- the ability of Beijing to knock out a multi page thread whenever the feeling takes him

Smallmanesque

I also see an architecture magazine on the coffee table, arranged in a subtle fan with The Face, the current GQ and The Economist.

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(32 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

kiz wrote:

His music gives me inner strength I can't obtain in any other way.

Pummelling and pounding my senses into a maelstrom of terror and enlightenment at the same time.

There is no other.

Front runner for post of the month.