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That said he has to be in the top 20 QB's in the league (due to the lack of talent at the position) and he can't get a job.  If Blake Bortles is starting anywhere and he isn't well ... You can beat women and get a job, even kill people but you can't kneel for the national anthem.  Does that make any sense?

Hoping Brady's arm degrades like Peyton's did and even the bubble screens start fluttering or disappearing into the crowd.  That's what I'm looking forward to this season.

BTW I heard a report Bortles threw 5 interceptions at practice wearing the don't touch me vest LOL.

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Lions fan checking in for another season of failure.

The Kaepernick stuff is amazing.  The Dolphins considering Tebow & Kyle Orton ahead of him apparently.  That's ridiculous.

Fadas is the perfect type of cunt to be installed in the boozer, shitting out ignorant opinions on subjects he knows little about. Any attempt to subvert that is messing with the natural order of things.

Good one.

Penis enlargement. There I said it.

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simonr wrote:
smallman1 wrote:

This is my coffee shop du choix -

https://www.thegentlemenbaristas.com/

Because you both have doting eyes when he dusts some cocoa on your mocha choco latte ?

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1708/5619/files/Gentlemen_Barista0443_f3912a85-d09c-4a59-bbec-b50c1c774c22_1800x.jpg

What an offensively unabashed cuntfest

smallman1 wrote:

Reading between the lines, Dave was never in the market for a Hoodie but knowing his thread starting onions like he does, knew that the usual suspects would be offering up opinions left, right and centre thus guaranteeing a 3-5 pager.

Cap.

Fcuking.

Doffed.

Can't wait for your "Knitted Jumpers" thread.

If you are going to wear a hoodie outside, in public, and you have the hood on, you've immediately identified yourself as the lowest caste.  Only teenagers and working class put the hood on.

If you're a pre-teen boy left in a room alone with either of those two, the result is going to be the same.

Whimsy gone wrong there with the colour scheme.  Will look ridiculous on any middle age man that isn't wearing a spinning bow tie.  But the triangle die cut motif in the cushioning, what a shambles that is and frankly there lies the true shame of these fiddler favourites.

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Amps wrote:
Michael of Norcross wrote:

Scott D'Souza

When he real name is something like Scott Edwards or Smith.

Paolo Mojo falls under this category too.

Birthname: Paul Bimson

LOL.

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fadass wrote:

Guy playing some boozer in canaries a few years back... DJ Muscle Pain.

That's my favourite so far.

Narkotix
Just Corz (his civilian name was Corey)

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Two off the top of my head:

Sleepy & Boo
Albatross Express

MattBlack wrote:

and do something more productive with my time and as that is now starting to pay off

M

Love to know what this means.  My guess would be "went on a Tinder coffee date".

mr rossi wrote:

Thought you had fucked off HH you sad cunt.What happened to your resignation?

Got bored so went slumming intellectually for a bit.  Are you the boss here now or something?  Very bold all of a sudden.  Good for you.

I was drinking Hannu and looking for a mix to accompany me.  I saw this smashing promo pic of you and thought the proportions are all wrong, the head is oversized and the arms stumpy.  Like a dwarf.  Then the leather jacket made me think "dwarf out on the town". But that didn't explain the concerned look off into the distance so I filled in the rest of the details and now the pic made perfect sense to me.

https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000225196163-s3sbz6-t500x500.jpg

"A dwarven performer anxiously awaits news on the safety of his colleagues following the good time gone wrong in Turku."

"peer demand".  You cunt.

Ed is in recruitment. The Al Bundy profession for modern times. Vapid, superficial, greedy. God knows how he fits in.

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Beijing Dave wrote:
Hop_Head wrote:
Dermatron wrote:

Big Short was probably my fav film of the year.

Yeah what about when they went to see how bad it was for themselves and started walking around the suburbs, in and out of empty houses and they had unpaid bills lying out for them to flick through and the guys were like "this is really happening".  And all the pieces to camera explaining all the finance mumbo jumbo.

Not quite sure what the beef with The Big Short is.

It seems to have passed you by that it's a true story (granted, with some artistic license probably taken), and explains the Financial Crisis to dumbarses without an economics degree very effectively (even my Chinese burd could follow it).

Michael Lewis' books are generally excellent but pretty much unfilmable - glad someone tried with this, though.

Well, this is goodbye. I mean, we obviously have nothing in common. I'm a genius, you're all fucking wankers. You'll never see me again.

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Dermatron wrote:

Big Short was probably my fav film of the year.

Yeah what about when they went to see how bad it was for themselves and started walking around the suburbs, in and out of empty houses and they had unpaid bills lying out for them to flick through and the guys were like "this is really happening".  And all the pieces to camera explaining all the finance mumbo jumbo.

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Beijing Dave wrote:

The Big Short

What a smart film.  I loved the scene where the ratings agency lady was basically blind because she'd just had an eye procedure and that's so funny because you know, her whole business or whatever was blind to what was going wrong or whatever. Not a lot of peope got that but I put the pieces together (because I'm pretty clever) and I could see the subtle message. Had a right giggle I did. Great film.

Beijing Dave wrote:
roberto wrote:

Have we got a ton-up special edition trab for the occasion?

Good point Roberto.

Behold the Prada Crocodile Linea Rossa Neiman Marcus Centenary Edition...
http://www.sybarites.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/pnmred.jpg

The kind of absolute shite Rtrousers would blow a whole month's paycheck on.

Yant would wear these bowling.

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smallman1 wrote:

100 pages for The Derminator.

Well played that man!

Yes, an amazing piece of discussion board inspiration.

Derminator wrote:

LOL fucking hell Sepo's. Are you having a Giraaf?

There's so much I love about this, and so much more to learn from it. Rightly honoured by Edward.

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Grant wrote:

Falcons versus Patriots isn't a Super Bowl I'm remotely interested in watching. It'll be like a shit film where I want everyone dead.

Brady & Belichick losing a superbowl has some appeal