More like you are a precious weapon
Phil Opian, I mean Dermo, I mean Phil Opian. Never in the same room together. Funny that
Ignore him Joey, Dave is a troll. Takes a pop at anyone and everything from behind his computer. In reality he's a posh middle class cunt from the mean streets of Chester, despite prattling on with faux scouse swagger and slang like some working class Brookside hero. He's a Daily Mail reading idiot savant racist too who somehow has managed to avoid banning, despite regularly using smiley faces to mask his obvious hate of anyone who isn't white.
Wouldn't expect any less from you DuFunk you nugget
I had a 12 year old last week. The whisky wasn't bad either
Was originally a book, 'Daddy's Under My Bed': The story of a 90 year old still-born butler who's in love with his own shadow
The prequel was 'The Monster Behind the Curtain'
It nearly was Edward, it nearly was, until she interfered. And now she's dead
I watched The Boy in Striped Pyjamas last night but then his mum shut the curtains
Notting Hill and Love Actually are satan. Hugh Grant is a cunt of epic proportions.
But About a Boy is your most favouritist Sunday afternoon lazy lob on flick Dutchy?
Do you work in business development Ad, you should. Great commercial acumen
Want to buy this cd? Its shite
Proper Glengarry Glenross shit right there
Aye dufunk theres no heroin in Norn Iron is there. Just loads of cunts driving IS200's with Peco Big Bore 4 exhausts. You fucking goon.
Did an online shop recently, and ordered two whole rainbow trout
Delivery arrives, neither trout have been gutted - massive fail, bladder and intestines leaking toxins into the flesh rendering it inedible, straight into the bin.
I email and tell the customer service girl of their cock up. She replies 'We're willing to credit you back as you weren't aware that anything purchased from the Whole Foods' counter means that its sold Whole'.
You stupid fucking whore, thats not what whole foods means
Thousands, but Loopy's RIM Job was his favourite
Worst job Matt Black did was a few years on the circuit as a comedian. Was no laughing matter, he was shit.
Re: Live! Now! Q&A session with Jay 'Loopdokter' Kaufman (68 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)
You massive, massive weapon
People say i used to look like Statham, without the muscles of course
You misheard Matt, they were saying 'The State of Him'
Easy mistake in a loud club
Ha, there's more mono-brows per capita in Warrington than any other city in the UK, #trufax
Its only by chance that you've not been caught yet cracking one off in the Early Learning Centre Matt
Sounds like Crewe, Blackburn, Widnes, Runcorn all rolled into one
For once I agree with you BF. Who gives a shit, there are more pressing things in the world worth reporting than these #firstworldproblems . Who the fuck doesn't get on the charge from time to time???