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(32 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Good stuff, Smallman.

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(9 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Didn't Dermo once work there?

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(32 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Your first reply was good bants.

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(32 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Do you ever think you might turn your undoubted knowledge and single-minded pursuit of what is right to a purpose that benefits mankind Smashy?

Such as as a Fire Safety Officer, a web site content checker or a CCP Propaganda Secretary?

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(32 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

It's you lot who have shit taste btw...
http://www.metacritic.com/music/visions/grimes

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(32 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

lol

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(32 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

http://memedad.com/memes/491428.jpg

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(32 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Maybe I'll just alert people to the latest BSPF Hernan Cattaneo mix comps in future.

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(32 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Sorry, its actually Brooke Candy, Claire Boucher is the bird with blonde hair and the snake.

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(32 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Ncable wrote:

One man's meat is another man's poison. I would say the same about you giving time to this. The braided girl with the Mad Max kit is sensational though - she could rock my world anytime.

That is her.

Claire Boucher aka Grimes.

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(32 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Clueless.

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(32 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

New album was supposed to be out in September:
http://www.nme.com/news/grimes/74802
Anyone know what's happening?

For those unfamiliar btw, she is fucking brilliant:

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(50 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Homegrove wrote:

Missus loves it, my parents hate it. And it's not even that big of a beard.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t31.0-8/p843x403/10838260_10153064011466101_7641555865722773202_o.jpg

Be careful when you come to shave all that hair off, Hannu.

Don't reyk ya bic.

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(28 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Heir, Joeyp.

Heir.

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(73 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Dance music was probably invented by the Sumerians. They developed a writing system whose wedge-shaped strokes would influence the style of scripts in the same geographical area for the next 3000 years. They invented the wheel, cuneiform, arithmetic and geometry, irrigation systems, Sumerian boats, lunisolar calendar, bronze, leather, saws, chisels, hammers, braces, bits, nails, pins, rings, hoes, axes, knives, lancepoints, arrowheads, swords, glue, daggers, waterskins, bags, harnesses, armor, quivers, war chariots, scabbards, boots, sandals, harpoons, beer and a very primitive form of the Technics 1210s.

Gilgamesh looked like Tom Stephan after a particularly rough night out.

So there.

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(17 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

"This paedophile has disguised himself as a tennis court"

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(17 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Always had the smell of hammers about him.

Henry Rindhoops wrote:

You're a massive meff and everything, Shaun. But I will break with my rule of not wishing anybody on this board a happy birthday. HAGO. Hope your missus doesn't mind you setting up camp in the living room with your belt drive Kams, balanced precariously on that nest of black tables you bought from Index on Bold Street, circa 1991.

lol

https://i.imgflip.com/i59et.jpg

Happy Bantsday Strudders

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(50 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

I think we've reached peak beard haven't we?

It was cool about three years ago, now every cunt has a beard, a fixie, Fleet Foxes records on vinyl and drinks craft IPA. All this needs binning (apart from the craft beers which can stay), especially the shit bikes. It's all just the future refusing to be born.

I had a goatee for about three months 12 years ago and fucked it off. Annoying.

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(57 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

https://i.imgflip.com/i4roz.jpg

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(57 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Might sit down for an evening of Bantiques Roadshow.

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(57 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Currently reading Hannah Arendt's 'The Bantality of Evil'.

It's about whether Hitler had top, top banter or not.

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(128 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Equally difficult when on the pills but that's okay, you can just have some good 'lesbian sex' with lots of touching.