Get to the new board, ASAP.

Needs Smallman, Rhouses and Banters.

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Funniest poster: Millsy
Least funny poster: Yant
Poster most likely to read GQ: Me
Poster least likely to read GQ: Rhouses, with his long brown toenails poking out of Gandhi sandals
Poster with the best music posts: Bantdad
Abdul tape exchange award for poster with the shittest music taste: Millsy
Best sports commentator: La Nausee
Most idiotic sports commentator: Yant
Funniest board debacle: The send Jay Loopkdokter to London incident
Best thread starter: Smallman
Biggest 'low hanging fruit' claimer: Smallman
Posters who you would share a table of 8 with in the boozer: Millsy, Seanc80, Amps, Fadas, Dermo, Grant, Smallman (for the bullying potential)

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I don't totally disagree with Dermo.

Liverpool were boring as fuck to watch under Houllier, almost an affront to football (apart from the odd game like the 5-4 against Alaves) I vastly preferred the 95-96 Evans side even though Houllier's side won loads of trophies.

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Should be obvious to Digweed that the Beijing Dave bandwagon of Charli XCX and PC Music recommendations is the only thing keeping him bleeding-edge relevant.

If he shuts this down, he'll disappear into a vortex of his own head-down throbbing prog bangers with no contact with the outside world.

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Rhouses' family haven't got enough arseholes between them for the absolute pounding he's going to take in this thread.

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Please can someone give me Smallman's contact details so I can continue to cyberbully him.

To be honest Fadas, this is the first indication I have ever seen that you actually like electronic music (or any music other than The Jam).

I have often wondered how you ended up on this board (or GU).

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He is also an idiot because the English throwing plastic chairs at some Arab blade merchants in a public square makes the news interesting when the day's game is Slovakia vs New Zealand.

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fadass wrote:

It's a shame May is beholden to those bigoted unionist cunts to prop up her majority cos it might lead to a terrible decision for everyone just so she can cling on to power. She's a busted flush & really inept & I would say she's actually fucking thick. At least Thatcher had a feral sort of cunning & nasty intelligence... may is out of her depth.

They're all fucking thick and inept, Fadas. Look at gammonchops Liam Fox and that imbecile Davis - you could tell he was 'thick as mince' even before Dominic Cummings said it. Still, now he's threatening to quit in solidarity with someone who has had porn found on their work computer, so fair play, he could be sticking up for any of us there.

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Group C is being drawn by Jeremy Healy and Gus Caesar...

Brazil
Portugal
Australia
Limavady

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Group B

Fiji
Bangladesh
Ruthenia
The Ottoman Empire

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Who's up for this?!?!?!????????????????

For those joining us late, group A has already been drawn...

Russia
England
Federated States of Micronesia
Vatican City

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LOL at Dermo thinking anyone will bite.

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I like how he's teamed what looks like a high quality silk Aquascutum pocket square with a woodwork teacher's workshop coat.

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I think *officially* it's fat-arsed Kenny Dalglish and RAT-FACED Sammy Lee, although Fadas will confirm.

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La Nausee wrote:

Taylor Swift - Blank Space. Ear worm extraordinaire.

This is not a shit song, it's boss.

Unbroken1 wrote:

..no idea Dave, staying in the New World Beijing, it’s pretty good.

Three cities in three days prior to this though.. I’m fucked.

Had to look it up cos I don't know it, miles away from me though.

You will note that the adjoining street is called DAMO CHANG ST, essential that you get a pic of you by the street sign IMO...
https://www.google.co.kr/maps/search/ne … 122628,17z

smallman1 wrote:

Did you not think to tap up Dave whilst you were there Damo?

Saying that I wouldn't have done either tbf.

S to the werve big time.

Just like that one time you were coming to Beijing so kept asking me on here, publicly and by PM, if I wanted to kitchen sink it when you were over, that I kept avoiding answering. A swerve like that you mean?

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No, the gig Smalls went to was The Clash at Spike Island.

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LOL at the Brexitards, stuck in a sinking Britain, all their petty nationalism and bluster has completely come home and fuccked them in the arse.

Unfortunately Remain voters will have to foot the bill too, estimated at around £1000 per household.

RETARDS.

Which part of town you in?

Shame you choose all the shit ones, like 20inch 'pizzas' that look like melted cheddar on a massive cracker, you absolute sod.

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LOL, 230 quid? That's over 2000 rambos.

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Can you imagine anything more exhilarating than rushing through Guildford on the 18.40 EXPRESS, train beer in hand, chug on the iRiver, oozing Replay Jeans fragrance out of every pore?