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(14 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Fadas is just at a remote farm in the hills around Derry.

No internet access.

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(29,726 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Mourinho's comments about Benitez's missus were fucking hilarious but pretty much all his comments about Wenger show him up to be a classless cunt.

Glad Arsenal won.

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(27 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

smashdad wrote:
Beijing Dave wrote:

You'd never catch plastic cockneys acting like complete spastics when one of theirs died. Oh no.

Except Barbara Windsor and countless other cunts sending flowers and tear-stained tributes when the Krays died, of course.

At least Cilla never ordered anyone dead or maimed.

What is the relevance of cockneys here?

That you, a plastic cockney, are accusing scousers of the maudlin sentimentality that wannabe East End cunts from shit housing estates in the estuary are so commonly guilty of.

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(27 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

You'd never catch plastic cockneys acting like complete spastics when one of theirs died. Oh no.

Except Barbara Windsor and countless other cunts sending flowers and tear-stained tributes when the Krays died, of course.

At least Cilla never ordered anyone dead or maimed.

smile

I'll start with Suede's Savoir Faire:

She lives in a house she's stupid as a mouse [.]
And she got flowers in her hair yeah yeah
She got savoir faire yeah yeah

Nearly posted similar but thought better of it.

Anyone could dredge up some shit from some artist's body of work.

Compare the best All Saints song with Rocky Raccoon and you can make All Saints and their writing team (which did admittedly include William Orbit) out to be better songwriters than ('Lennon')/McCartney.

Bragg is also an amazing songwriter, other artists do his tracks better than him though.

Elvis Costello anyone?

I love Weller but Morrissey was a better lyricist and The Smiths were a more original band than The Jam.

Eton Rifles (and much of Setting Sons) and Down In The Tube Station are amazing, but I can't listen to A Town Called Malice or Start without getting annoyed by their blatant plagiarism.

And when Morrissey was accused of plagiarism (on much more spurious grounds than Weller), it inspired him to write a song as amazing as Cemetry Gates as a riposte.

Good call on The Eurythmics though, highly underrated.

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(36 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

A smashdad of simpletons.

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(36 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Dan Harwood wrote:

What is the correct collective noun for a group of migrants?

A mattblack of migrants.

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(21 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Think you mean 'craic', Joey.

Unless you're talking about the armed Bloods who stalk freebasing elephants in Compton.

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(4 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

James Talk once IDd Sasha's aftershave from a photograph using a self-created Photoshop plug-in.

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(29,726 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Smallman saving himself from dropping out of the top 30 there, I reckon.

JUST.

Big Fella wrote:

This Charming Man's Penis.
Some bollocks are bigger than others.
Last night I dreamt that somebody touched me up at the airport.
Miserable fly
The more you frisk me, the more I get erect

Wank Me, Mr Shankly.

He is probably one of the wittiest funniest lyricists ever Loopy, Not depressing at all. Probably all goes over your head, not surprising really.

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(63 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

To be fair, you would need a splash of something subtle to add the final sophisticated touch to Rhouses' outfit.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/04/article-2257209-16C051F1000005DC-920_634x822.jpg

I'm thinking 'Tommy' or 'Brut'.

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(63 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Nice won, Rhouses.

One of my favourite movies and favourite wank fantasy burds ever...

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(63 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

LOL @ Millsy.

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(63 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

My female bosses have always been good.

My best boss ever was male but two of my male bosses were hugely incompetent, disorganised, hungover and (interestingly) less rational/level headed than the females.

It seems blokes are total ledges or total spastics as bosses.

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(34 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

smashdad wrote:
Big Fella wrote:

What a peculiar thread that was.

If this board didn't thrive on 'peculiar' Pauline you'd have made far less of an impact here than you've somehow managed to...

Hang on...

"Pauline"

Oh my God. It's A CLASSIC.

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(34 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Is there anything (other than possibly finding rare Italo house 12-inches in car boot sales) Smashdad enjoys?

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(54 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Gutted about the disdain for my Matt Willis gag.

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(54 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Matt Willis has let himself go...
https://scontent-ams3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11755219_988474381192855_313573064930034366_n.jpg?oh=45d6c68f3cb921c50e74649f1440ea32&oe=560EA38F

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(12 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Boring wrote:

Cheer up Matt. You'll be glad to hear Sol Campbell didn't get short listed as the Tory candidate for London Mayor.

Matt's already pleased because Sol Campbell is dying of the HIV.