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Anyone remember Devvo? Fucking genius...

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flares_and_an_anorak wrote:

When I was at junior school there was this smug prick in the year above whose Uncle worked for Panini. He had this wedge of stickers as big as a fist, I shit you not.

Not actually that many stickers is it? Probably about 100 swaps if we're talking about a 7 year old child's fist.

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I like MattBlack as well really. Where would we be without him? He's basically the Tim Vine of the underground dance messageboard world.

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I once met a girl from NIGERIA.

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I've heard rumours about that incident, but what are the Sfax?

As soon as BedRob piles in here, btw, it's over - deleting the thread.

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(107 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Ever heard about Fadas' trip to Africa?

Apparently Tomboctou to come up to his hotel room for a luxury service.

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dutchy101 wrote:

I've never Senagal from Africa, so I can't comment, Ed.

They tend to have Dakar skin than most birds.

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You'd have to be Caracas to not mention Venezuela.

Ahad Adump wrote:

I was just going to say the same, Korean women are beautiful. Went to Myanmar/Burma once, they were lovely there too.

Seoul is the plastic surgery capital of the world though.

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mikemiller wrote:

Lithus, Latvians, Swedes, Jordanians who look like princess jasmine with jade green eyes. Splat

And thats bollocks about home talent being poor, English and Irish girls are fucking gorgeous

LOL at Prog Comedy Genius and Benson's bouncer mikemiller.

British birds are filth but they're fucking ugly compared with the global competition.

Get out of the Isles for a while, eh?

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smallman1 wrote:

The northerners seem to prefer women of a South East Asian/ Eastern European persuasion.

Whilst the southerners prefer the women of South America.

Interesting, very interesting..

Because there's nothing like jamming your massive northern girth in a tiny mohawked slit.

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(107 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

LOL.

BTW love the urbandictionary definition of monger:

1.
monger
Short for whoremonger, i.e., one who frequents whores and prostitutes.
"He's a true monger, even his vacations are all to primo whorefucking destinations."

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(107 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Is it straightforward to go mongering there? May have to book a holiday.

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millsy23 wrote:

Brazil

Absolute smorgasbord of grade A clout.

I always expected Brazil would be up there. It has the diversity that China is lacking.

Everything from indigenous clout with massive bumpers to blonde European emigre types.

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Rough
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Never been to Denmark. Been to Holland. The birds are fit but the broad shoulders are a bit off-putting.

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Which country have you been to that has the highest percentage of fit birds?

I am probably not that well traveled compared to some on here (Ed, for instance) - I have only been to the USA, much of Western Europe (but never France except CDG miseryport, and never east of Berlin), Tunisia, Morocco and a smattering of East Asian countries.

Italian women are not bad but kind of hirsute and become a total fucking mess after about 30. Same for Spanish really. You see more 10/10s in those countries (and the USA) than in China though. What I will say about China, though, is due to exercise and a rice and vegetable heavy diet (and maybe the one child thing), I think the birds keep their shape a lot more. You will, on average, see a lot more 7 or 8/10s walking down any old street than you will in the West, including a fair few birds in their late 30s/early 40s who have managed to continue to look stunning (if a bit flat-arsed and chested).

Britain? Don't even mention the place, the majority of the birds are fucking grim and seem to be getting worse (smaller clothes, fatter arses, longer roots in their hair) every time I go back. Bottom of the table.

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Agree, aliases are fucking nonsense.

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Shame I can't delete this one too.

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(22,289 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Wigan and Hull at Wembley? It's like the fucking rugby league, not football.

What round did Featherstone go out in?

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(22,289 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

A lol for 'leg brace' as an insult though.

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They would be 'dos'. They would have 'DJs'.

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Should be 'Us'. The apostrophe is surplus to requirements.

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Why 'hopefully'?

They're probably the most exciting team to watch in Europe right now and it would be a proper fucking fairytale that everyone would like to see if they beat Real in a European Cup Final.

Surely rather them than Chelsea?

No, Naus, no. What about this for instance? Even the most ardent Aphex Twin-hater/pedestrian prog bore must surely appreciate the genius at work here...