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(142 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Weller was a Tory bastard as well...

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(61 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Amps is also into:

Flabnorks with leg caliper

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(61 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

So it's settled then...

Amps' type is 'fat tits with Beadle hand'

fadass wrote:

It has bold flavours, particularly the pungency and spiciness resulting from liberal use of garlic and chili peppers, as well as the unique flavor of the Sichuan pepper. There are many local variations within Sichuan province and the Chongqing municipality, which was part of Sichuan until 1997.

This is how you do a middle class comment, Smalls.

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(61 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Zackster PMd me a pic of the soon-to-be-Mrs Zackster, and she's a looker.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/97/0b/be/970bbeca899854abbecfaf7f5d77b12b.jpg

Dan Harwood wrote:
elrobertos wrote:
smallman1 wrote:

Bought some flatbreads with hummus in mind on the weekend, couldn't find any for toffee and had to settle for guacamole instead.

That's probably the most middle class sentence I've ever written.

In a similar vein I had a mild tantrum trying to spell the fucker on Waitrose's website for the big shop.

Easily down. There are, after all five different ways to spell hummus, houmous, humus, hommus and hommos.

It all depends whether you are using the Spanish Arabists School or the Hans Wehr transliteration system.

Boring wrote:
smallman1 wrote:

Isn't there an argument that any lost revenue is made up with all the extra spending that happens on bank holidays?

This is John Maynard Keynes signing out.

Doubt it. People will spend more money at the bank holiday but they'll spend less in the days following because they live on a limited income.

This is largely correct. Because of people's budget constraints you are just concentrating that monthly spend a bit more into a particular day of the month. People may buy a ton of cans on their credit card and throw a barbecue in hot weather, but that is just deferred payment/reduced discretionary income in future months. You only get a meaningful, lasting increase in consumption spending by increasing people's income.

Which Brexit will do the opposite of. LOL

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(38,658 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

fadass wrote:

United hold 75% of the domestic trophies on offer

Did you really just include the Charity Shield there?

Or is it the Simod Cup?

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(38,658 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Must be in goal.

Don't think Dalglish ever played sweeper.

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(38,658 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Dutch Strudders just pmd me this...

-------------------------------Welsh
-----------------Dalglish
---Houllier-----Paisley--Souness----Shankly-----
----Hodgson---Rodgers---Klopp----Benitez-----
--------------------McQueen---------------------

Lib Dem.

To think I have to vote for the fucking village idiot to stop this government destroying the country.

Failing that, my Irish passport application is going in.

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(38,658 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Strudders Dutch Rudders, can we have a team of the year formation post?

Yant wrote:

Tribe untouched by any civilisation- Man Utd shirt. Definitely.

I believe Pokhara has a megastore these days.

Dermatron wrote:

A Chelsea shirt is the only shirt you'd expect the silly twat to wear. Fits the demographic perfectly. A complete bellend.

Chelsea: Damian Allbran, Seb Fontaine, Paul Oakenfold, Brexit CUNT Michael Caine
Liverpool: Dr Dre, Lana Del Rey, Elvis Costello, Nelson Mandela

Just saying, like.

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(47 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

smallman1 wrote:

Qantas and Emirates are top top airlines.

millsy23 wrote:

usual brand of rancid cunt trance

LOL

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(47 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

As always, Smallman doesn't know what the fuck he's on about...

http://www.smh.com.au/business/aviation … vk5iw.html

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(2,683 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Yeah, since when has wearing birds' trabs ever been acceptable?

(apart from over your face as you lob one off furiously into her worn gym sock?)

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(105 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

If you care about money, then you're a fool for betting on the National.

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(105 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

The Grand National's supposed to be a bit of fun, you dickhead.

Even serious horse-racing bettors don't take it seriously, in fact many of them avoid it completely.

#smallmangetsitwrongagain

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(3,393 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Look at this bunch of Homs, caring about Syria.

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(105 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Why don't you just bet on half the fucking horses, Smallman?

At least one of them will place and you can feel smug and post 'You heard it here first'.

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(2,683 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Until that time, feel free to wear them with your CKone as you head for the nonbinary restroom in your shitty Massachusetts Liberal Arts College then you fucking cunt.

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(2,683 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

The latest NBA-loving scrawny Asian manga-haired fuckhead craze to hit China seems to be wearing the same shoe on each foot but in an opposing colourway e.g. black Jordan on one foot, white Jordan on the other. This is apparently achieved not by buying two pairs but by finding a friend with the same size and spastic fashion sense as you and each buying a pair and swapping one. Fair enough if this is what you're into.

Until you actually see the two cunts out TOGETHER, as I did earlier today.

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(2,683 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Now, now lads, just because they have a rainbow pattern and are clearly being modelled by a bird doesn't mean they're definitely birds' trabs.

They might be unisex.