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It's 'eked'.

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Oh dear Strudders.

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Boring wrote:

One win in six games and that was against Plymouth.

How many more games has Klopp got before Strudders starts wielding his axe?

Yeah, classic, let's not forget Strudders wanted Hodgson too.

I reckon 3 more draws before Strudders is going "Klopp out, Gerrard-Carragher as joint player-managers in"

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Liverpool too inconsistent and lacking a squad of quality players (though the first eleven's not bad) - the more things change the more they stay the same.

Still reckon top 4 - at the expense of City and possibly Arsenal.

Unbroken1 wrote:

..it's not based on Porno

Er, it loosely is according to The Guardian review.

Glue and Filth are way better than Porno.

Should they have made it? Getting good reviews to be fair.

ukhursty wrote:

Private plate.

Instant wanker.

Not my words.

The words of TOP GEAR MAGAZINE.

A++ USA SELLA. However I'm giving a 'protest neg' over illegal US-led Iraq war.

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seanc80 wrote:

I completely forgot that Rhouses is actually married.

Imagine that.

Fuck lol

He is Indian.

If your family is rich enough to own a house with an inside can, you can force the bird who takes your fancy from the nearby village to marry you by giving her family a new ox. And if she refuses, gang rape and burn her to death.

smallman1 wrote:

Dave bringing the bants to a shuddering halt with that post.

Yet I guarantee you will look up the difference between the two terms, and correct one of your Rupert mates next time he says "Yah, I'd like to go to The Telegraph folk and beard shitfest in Bellfreckle this weekend but I don't have any disposable income".

smallman1 wrote:

A former colleague has just started designing and selling watches, not my bag as I don't wear one but here you go -

https://hermstudio.com/

Your former colleague is Turnmillsguy?

Unbroken1 wrote:

..how is it possible for anyone to know the extent your disposable income if its not fucking massive? What would be the point??

I think you probably mean discretionary income, which is income to toss away on pointless shit once all the necessities have been paid for (which is often mistakenly called disposable income).

smallman1 wrote:

There's no x on nouveau Dave.

Must admit I did like Sean's 'nouveau chique' take on it though.

Nouveaux riches is the plural of nouveau riche. What you should have picked on was my careless dropping of the s on riches.

Rhouses, nouveaux riche Indians aren't capable of having discerning tastes. Stop pretending you know what you're on about.

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Yeah sorry Banters, that was a bit out of order.

I probably wouldn't really enjoy a booze up with you but equally I don't hope you stick your head in an oven.

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Can't be long now Smashy
https://thejohnfleming.wordpress.com/20 … e-attempt/

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There's no way Comer could find a suitable disguise in his wardrobe, silver trabbs tend to get you noticed.

Although they do give you rapid getaway speed.

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LOL @ the Irish mob fury over an (unfunny) joke.

*Some* might say they're just like scousers.

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You okay babe?

*CHUCKLES*

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smashdad wrote:

Hinge and/or Bracket

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/48/Jamie-head-in-oven.JPG/revision/latest?cb=20070608021116

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Exactly what I was thinking Fad.

Maybe try and eat a bag of pub cheese and onion, have about 3 crisps because they go down like shards of glass.

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Gold and Sullivan cash out with a massive bag of loot.

Banters sticks his head in an oven.

Gold. Literally.

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I will fucking piss myself if this Red Bull purchase of West Ham and subsequent rebrand as Red Bull London materialises.

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Still, the bigger picture is it's shite that places like this are closing.

What's the benefit of all this gentrification if cities are losing their cultural soul?