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(37,984 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

The Scottish League would be a great competition if the Old Firm fucked off to the Premiership.

Loads of middle sized clubs, you could easily imagine title scraps between about 3 of Hearts, Hibs, Aberdeen, Dundee United, St Mirren, Motherwell, I remember times when they've all been pretty decent.

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(33 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Nice one Smalls.

Presumably you had Millsy feeding you bants through an earpiece?

Still my favourite...

Will do.

I've also updated the cell 'Football team' by your name with 'Manchester United (confirmed)'.

Clearly

Wally wrote:
Beijing Dave wrote:

One rumour is Benitez, who's apparently massively pissed off at Newcastle now.

Not that I follow the footy these days but what's this about? They'll be straight back up into the premiership and he only stayed if he had total control.

I presume the chairman is starving him of cash?

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 … rby-county

Dan Harwood wrote:

Benitez might be good option for a short-term (couple of years) appointment as he has the experience as a winner of trophies. But, can he do it over a full season to win a championship? This season would be the telling point. I think Chris Houghton might pip him to the Championship as he has the experience of winning that particular league and he has more than a point to prove.

Chris Houghton is a very underrated manager.

What do you think of ex-Tottenham left back and current Brighton manager Chris Hughton though?

steelydan wrote:

Dan:

Who'd replace him?

certainly not Eddie Howe (Smalls obviously a Star reader) although I'd like Koeman to get the job as he'd be more ruthless.

One rumour is Benitez, who's apparently massively pissed off at Newcastle now.

Hey, he'd win you a pot.

LOL @ Cerebral Smallsy

Boring wrote:

lol

And you're the most rampant fucking arsehole imaginable, a Man United fan who pretends not to support anyone, to maintain some bizarre pseudo-intellectual neutrality to try to look knowledgeable when posting about football.

You fucking horrific clam.

In a world of Trump and fucking Brexit and that absolute tosswipe Jose Mourinho, 2017 might at least have been made better by Arsene Wenger bowing out in a blaze of glory.

Unfortunate.

Lovely coup de grace there Sean.

As someone no doubt used to shopping in Waitrose, the Tesco bag will absolutely disgust her.

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(37,984 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Dermatron wrote:

Right in front of the ref. Yellow card LOL

Great clip.

I think they both ended up walking that game didn't they? Or was it Bremner and Keegan?

Also, Barry Davies just oozes class as a commentator, no-one can touch him these days.

Jon Champion? Martin Tyler? Fuck off.

Are you even fucking going?

By reposting event info from a web site most people on here read and get podcasts from anyway?

Righto.

Another classic Smallman Event Notification lifted straight from RA post.

File in the 'Classic Smallman Event Notification lifted straight from RA posts' section.

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(6 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

properly djaerk

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(6 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

The Simpsons featuring Toadfish from Neighbours.

Just really don't know what to make of this. It's amazing.

Smalls' arse burnt there, Rhouses served up an extra hot vindaloo.

Why don't you get one of these Ed?

https://images.sunfrogshirts.com/2015/03/16/m_I-cant-keep-calm-Im-a-MINCER.jpg

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(29 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

smallman1 wrote:

Why do you need to be so discreet when you're single Dave?

I'm not (discreet or single).

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(29 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Not yet graduated to the contemporary equivalent of the sports bag?

(The manila Windows or Mac folder titled 'Work - Profit and Loss Accounts 2004-2016')

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(29 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

A Valentine's rhyme for Millsy...

Roses are red,
Violets are tacky.
Show us your biceps,
Love Purple Aki.

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(37,984 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Diminished Responsibility wrote:

Watched the liverpool game, fucking hell they owned Tottenham.

Tottenham are much like Liverpool, don't have the quality throughout to make a sustained title challenge and when their best players are missing it shows.

In this case, Danny Rose, has been superb all season from what I've seen.

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(2,557 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Diminished Responsibility wrote:

Inspired by Yant

Tells you all you need to know about Rtrousers' fashion sense.

Custom title please.