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Loving the fact that that the Guardian reported that he left his house this morning "shirt unbuttoned to the navel". Lol
Not a sight to be espying from your neighbouring window.
Roaring up to your missus......"the state of this cunt. Quick, look. Out the fucking window"

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David Walshe is on the case now so they're all fucked.

Henry Rindhoops wrote:

That's next week, chief. I've got Winston from No 22 coming around, and I'll be doing all of the camera work from the confines of the wardrobe with the door slightly ajar.

Lol. Your very own Purple Aki. Kudos.

Ah....IKEA. What an absolute nightmare. If they are that clever, why don't they put boozers in their outlets?

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More "selfies" from the Arse changing-room. Lol
Not really getting it, are they?

Henry Rindhoops wrote:

The Girl With All The Gifts. Not about an escort who turns up at Ed's flat with an assortment of toys to service his hole. But a low budget zombie movie, that wouldn't be out of place as an episode of Doctor Who. Was OK. Should have waited for it to come out on DVD and not get fleeced at that shit hole Odeon in Kingston. But if it meant spending 2 hours of quality time with the missus where she doesn't speak, it's an investment I suppose. A 5 out of 10.

A roofie and a ball-gag would've been cheaper, mate.

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ghostriddenhuffy wrote:

Jesus, how many players have gone out on injury for the Bears in tonight's game?   The Cowboys should be able to run through them next week.

See that Bears' game last night?

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fadass wrote:

It was better than your trackie top in that pic. Cedarwood State from Penneys.  As usual.

Says the man who kept Tee-Hee in business for 20 years.

Homegrove wrote:

Going through Ian Rankin's Rebus-books again. Incidentally, can anyone recommend a good, affordable hotel in Edinburgh? big_smile

Mother Superior has a spare room down Leith way....

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Grant wrote:

Cheers Naus!

PayPal a/c PMed

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I'll save your thread, Grant. I love Corden's drive thing where he's playing some "rap" music for Obama's wife - cos that's all "they" listen to, obvs. No point putting the fucking Eagles on with some ghetto chick.
And they say there's no racism on TV.

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millsy23 wrote:

I had my leather man purse swiped by a swarthy type in white jeans on a Vespa once. Think it was fadass actually.

Lol. Tony Slattery.

Loving the Hovis ad music playing in the background as I read this thread. Nice touch, Hannu.

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Meanwhile, Bojo's picking up a hefty wedge shiteing on about Syria.....when we all know he's thinking "blasted ragheads bombing each other. Was never like that when WE ruled the globe". And tucks into some scruffy northerner he's just picked up at Kings Cross

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Dermatron wrote:
Diminished Responsibility wrote:
Homegrove wrote:

Here's something mildly interesting, the real Pena and Murphy in early 1990's.

https://67.media.tumblr.com/d74b655b8cb083a35ca08dbffcc6e36b/tumblr_nxf0h8zt851sqxw6oo1_540.jpg

Nice one. If you're hardcore about all this, defintely pick up Killing Pablo by Mark Bowden (same fella who wrote Black Hawk Down).

That's Fadass and Naus last week.


Lol. Fadas' perm is mint. He asked for the "small bloke from Hall & Oates look".
And got it.

Bronson: Tom Hardy playing this mad gadge who has been in chokey for 34 years...30 of them in solitary confinement. Only so so.

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ghostriddenhuffy wrote:
303 abuser wrote:

it's the raiders' year, i can feel it haha.  as always, i'll just go into the season with low expectations so as not to be disappointed.

watched a bit of the game last night, i much would've preferred a carolina win, just to piss off horse face.

Carolina would have won the game had it not been for the time out called right before the kick -  The first kick hit the upright and went in.   The second kick missed completely.   I'm surprised Peyton did not show up on a Sunday morning robe when he brought out the defending champion Super Bowl trophy before the game.   Overall though I thought it was a great game and I'd really didn't care who won.

Oh, Carolina?

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smallman1 wrote:

Was happy to oblige when this fella asked for a photo.

https://s22.postimg.org/o18ppl30x/IMG_2136.jpg

Ed doing his best On The Buses impersonation.

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Dermatron wrote:

Just look at the fucking cunt count with mobiles out in that vid. Deary fucking me. You are all twats. And youre wondering why there's a curtain there? It so they dont have to suffer the pricks filming them all night.

We could do without the cussing, Dermo, please. It's not hard or clever.

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Grant wrote:

Celtic versus Rangers today, anyone on it?

Can they both lose? Sectarian Sports at its very best.

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simeon79 wrote:

orgasmic!!!!!!!!!

Hey! There are people there having fun and stuff. Sodom and Gomorrah! Wally will be around with the latest edition of The Watchtower to show them the evil of their ways. Set them to rights.
Making the world a better place never takes a day off.

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fadass wrote:

Did watching Narcos make you want to hoover up a load of chisel & get massively on it all night before going straight into work & having a massive breakdown too?

You don't need to watch Narcos mate lol

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Dermatron wrote:

Just finished Narcos 2. Glad to read series 3 and 4 already being filmed. Minters

Finished it last night....excellent stuff.

millsy23 wrote:

Literally any excuse to shoehorn My Bloody Valentine in

Lol. A big bell went off, Don Jolly brass band outside Dave's gaff. Congrats. You've just mentioned MBV for the millionth time.

afeworki helen wrote:
ghostriddenhuffy wrote:

Lol, Jesus Helen.  I'm sure you're a decent person Helen, but that's some serious next level conspiracy shit.  Pass the dutchie on the right, s'il vous plait.

It's a sensitive subject and not one I discuss on dates obviously, nor do I try and give it too much attention when I'm not affected.

but it's probably one of these things, you 'll have to experience yourself to believe it wink

Great first date. "Drink?". "No, you're obviously an alien". "Erm, okay"