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fadass wrote:

Who 'reads' The Sun?

It's an insult to your intelligence... should be long gone purely cos of it's content.. never mind all the lies..

I only buy it for the racing.

Lol - what a club. Not sure if Monk was the real deal and he probably had the hump being dicked around over his contract. And a huge wage increase by moving on. Good luck to him. We'll probably get Karanka so you can scratch us from the both teams to score accas next season.

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ukhursty wrote:
dutchy101 wrote:

Big Fat Sam resigns from Palace. Wonder if he's eyeing up Leeds

We can only hope he will go to such sewer dwellers, the fat, useless twat.

Lol.

smashdad wrote:

Anybody owning up to this...

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/carra-benitez.jpg

Why is Rene from Allo Allo there?

smallman1 wrote:

An emotional day beckons at the bridge, I'll be bang on the Singha as Smallman Snr is in Corfu.

Does he not let you drink?

millsy23 wrote:
La Nausee wrote:
Phil McRrackin wrote:

What's in the suitcase?.....

Lol. Do you wanna give him a hug?
Mental film all round.

I believe he says 'do you want to give him a Kiss?'

Captain Pedant over and out.

Only cos Mark Kermode told you. To get you out of his garden.

Phil McRrackin wrote:

What's in the suitcase?.....

Lol. Do you wanna give him a hug?
Mental film all round.

Dermatron wrote:

You been surfing the internet fads? Coz there's no way youve ever been.
Probably the same reason there's one of curly, larry and mo outside old toilet.

Dermo, I can vouch for the fact that Fadas has been to ER. And we got beaten. So he was delighted. Lol.
The cunt that he is.

BedRob wrote:

Enjoyed my 5 years living in sunny Tallaght

Dan, get yourself into the Jobstown Inn, real friendly up for it crowd

The Jobber! Fair play BedRob. Lived in Tallaght for 5 years! Kudos. Worked in those parts for 13 years. Mad oul shop. Thankfully, I live on the more sedate Northside.

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smallman1 wrote:

20 consecutive years as a season ticket holder La Naus.

In terms of commitment I'd say that's reasonable.

So you started the year after you won the FA Cup?  You old trooper you.

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Grant wrote:
La Nausee wrote:
Grant wrote:

I can't see the full-kit-wanker Cunt anywhere.

Conte is a right fucking character, isn't he?

Fair play to Chelsea.

Grant, fuck Chelsea. Wash your mouth! Great to hear Martin Tyler crow- barring in that they've just won the most competitive league in the world!!! When is that dopey old bastard being put out to pasture? Or table-tennis with Barry Davies. Awful club with awful fans. Fuck them.

In all honesty, I'd rather Chelsea won the league than Liverpool, Spurs, Man United, or Man City.  Mind you, it's awful accepting a winner from that awful group of teams.

That's like choosing which form of cancer you'd fancy. Couldn't give a flying fuck either way: money talks, bullshit walks. Chelsea will never be one of the really big European clubs cos they don't register with anyone except newbies like Ed...trotting along and waving his little blue flag and fawning at an absolute flute like John Terry. When the gold runs out.....

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Yant wrote:

That was a quote from a Ginola tweet.  Not a headline from BBC.

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/onesport/cps/624/cpsprodpb/1457D/production/_96052338_david.png

Christ.

Spoiler alert for steelydan if anyone - bizarrely - has not seen the Long Good Friday!

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Watching the second series of Fortitude, for some unknown reason. Actually not bad. Or possibly there's fuck all else to watch.

Might give the new Twin Peaks a whirl....bound to be as fucked up as the original.

Dan Harwood wrote:
fadass wrote:

I'd love if that happened. Get Dyer in. And that Turk in the Hoskins role.

Who would fit the bill for the Helen Mirren role?

Lily Allen.

Long Good Friday: hadn't seen it in years and had forgotten how good it is. Best British gangster flick by a mile. Hoskins is brilliant in it and the closing scene is immense.
A 10/10 if ever there was one.

Boring wrote:
Homegrove wrote:

One of those films I refuse to watch because I deem myself too fragile to handle it. Breaking the Waves, Antichrist, Irreversible also on that list.

I've tried and failed to watch Irreversible the whole way through twice - I've suffered PTSD both times.

I get that when I watch Nicholas Cage.....Raising Arizona aside?

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Boring wrote:

Naus is still bitter about Captain Birdseye. Justifiably so.

It goes deeper than that, my friend. Absolutely nothing to like or admire about Chelsea.

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A right bunch of cunts in my office insist on buying coffee at some local kip on their way into work. What the fuck is that all about? Poncing about with a bucket of that tripe like they're  on Wall Street. I asked one of these divvies the score and he started shiteing on about his coffee having to be blah blah blah. The thought of doing a Begbie on him crossed my mind. Panelling fuck out of him before pouring his coffee over him.
How's it now, ya cunt ya!

Ooh, I HAVE to get my coffee from Costa cos it tastes soooooo much better than etc etc.

No, it doesn't. It tastes exactly the same. You're just a geebag juggling with your bag and your laptop and coffee and can somebody hold this, I can't find my swipe card! Just a sec, it's here somewhere in the suitcase full of shite that I bring to work with me, in case I need to straighten my hair.

It's a good job I'm riding most of them or I would have nothing but disdain for them.

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smallman1 wrote:

Makes it even sweeter!

I'm sure it does, Ed. Enjoy. You Chelsea cunt. Lol

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smallman1 wrote:

What a magnificent night, champions champions!

As you can tell, Ed, we're all delighted for you.

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dutchy101 wrote:

Horrible, horrible, detestable cunts. And that's from a Liverpool fan.

I'm a Leeds' fan lol. Top trumps.

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Grant wrote:

I can't see the full-kit-wanker Cunt anywhere.

Conte is a right fucking character, isn't he?

Fair play to Chelsea.

Grant, fuck Chelsea. Wash your mouth! Great to hear Martin Tyler crow- barring in that they've just won the most competitive league in the world!!! When is that dopey old bastard being put out to pasture? Or table-tennis with Barry Davies. Awful club with awful fans. Fuck them.

I do like Kermode, especially when he's rinsing the fuck out of the latest shite that has Hannu salivating like a Mastiff eyeing up a three year old eating an ice cream. But banging on like about a flick like he's just seen his kids minced in a combine harvester is wank, tbf tbh.

Moving on:

Requiem For A Dream: hadn't seen this for many a year so thought I'd revisit. Still a mental film, all round.

Gascoigne: caught this on Netflix and it's excellent. The gadge is fucked but you can't help but feel sorry for him. Comes across as a decent skin....just got caught up in the News of the Screws mentality.  I'd say a night out with him was mental. Big kid, just having a giraffe...and got caught up in the whilrlwind....was a big name before the Premiership caught fire and shite clubs like Chelsea started winning things.

Wally wrote:

It's just a film, Mark, you miserable old cunt.