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simonr wrote:

Most footy fans have the overseas brigade down as being cunts .. and I'd imagine both your stocks to be even less so given what you did to the Arndale, you pair of ryanair weekend flight megastore wankers smile

Who let this fucking dope be a Mod? Fuck me. An absolute fucking belter. Can't even try and sort out a footy argument by using some, you know, facts so goes down the road of "you don't live 10 mins from the ground so you wouldn't understand".

And the trump card: Irish = IRA.

Good man Simon. You retard.

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Ger_Stokes wrote:

http://i.imgur.com/kqK5vdE.jpg

Lollers. Wtf.

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Fucking LOL to the lot. Brilliant stuff.

Did I mention I like Gazelles? I may have.

starcreeper wrote:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1mcyxnW8AAeE4f.jpg

I just knew Pablo hadn't been killed. CIA propaganda.

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monostereo wrote:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bn8bq7mCMAAr0UG.png

Lollers

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millsy23 wrote:

I was shocked to hear the Home Secretary say that Britain's prison population has been ballooning for the past ten years. My God, has the world gone mad? Those people are there to be punished, not to be given 'thrill of a lifetime' experiences that most law abiding citizens can only dream of.
Mrs Close, Headingley

Lol

Love a bit of Viz. Are the Fat Slags still on the go?

Yant wrote:

So that was you, Phil!

How we laughed.

Lol

Yant wrote:

Depends how you look at it.

Sky gives you first class sports coverage across the board. For me as a golf fan i now get to see every European Tour and PGA Tour event throughout the year, plus all four majors. Add to that most of the Premier League Football, dedicated F1 channel, Boxing etc.

It would cost you around £40+ to take the family to the cinema to see a movie. Sky provides you with a plethora of movie channels, have a partnership with all of the major Hollywood studios to be the first to show you movies once they have finished in the cinemas.

Sky also has partnerships with America's most highly regarded TV channels that offer some of the biggest and best shows around - HBO and Showtime. Not to mention that you also get access to hundreds of TV show box sets that you can watch whenever you want.

A dedicated (free) news channel, free arts channel (if you're into that sort of thing), documentary channels, the list goes on.
Plus the ability to pause live tv, record tv. All of the above in HD too.

We've also launched a new channel called Sky Sports Mix. This is free to all subscribers and airs selected sports events for free.

Like i said, depends how you look at it.

Promotion well on the cards there,  Yant. Just don't become an utter cunt like Millsy, whatever you do.

As an Old Skooler who finds using an iPhone as difficult as flying to the moon in an air balloon, I just couldn't be arse trying to set up a dodgy box and all the bollocks that goes with it. I was watching some shit on putlocker last week and near fucked the TV oot the windae. I like the Sky package and the planner and all that stuff but they have the worst customer service since Peter Sutcliffe left the Rape Crisis Centre. Yant working there explains an awful lot lol. I rang a while back to question my bill and look for a reduction but offered them my broadband....cunts left me on hold for an hour. I'd say there was 8 of them in the office, smerking tabs and rollerblading whilst the big red phone rang on the desk.
Cunts.

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La Nausee wrote:

So...now it's big deal if a man engages in a double golden shower?
World is fucked, IMO.
Now a YouTube of him crawling on all fours in a dog collar, eating their shit from a Pedigree Chum bowl......no, actually, don't see a problem with that either. The man's gotta have some down time.

Or should that be CHOW TIME!!! Guffaw etc

Trump, obvs, not Ed.

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So...now it's big deal if a man engages in a double golden shower?
World is fucked, IMO.
Now a YouTube of him crawling on all fours in a dog collar, eating their shit from a Pedigree Chum bowl......no, actually, don't see a problem with that either. The man's gotta have some down time.

Or should that be CHOW TIME!!! Guffaw etc

Tough crowd in tonight. Humourless set of bastards.

Rhouses has been at the Tony Robbins DVDs again......be forceful, don't take any fucking shit from anyone (and that will be 200 quid please). Knocking it out of the fucking park.

Diminished Responsibility wrote:

That's a proper watch Ryan... nice one.

Also, lol @ comer. The bastard secretly wants to post his over-priced, 'limited edition' swarovski crystal encrusted watch, but is holding back out of fear that his bumchum phil will never let it go.

Grrrr, tiger.

Worth a listen?

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jamie wrote:

rio and anton said that Terry was racist but every black player who ever played with him said that they had never seen or heard anything that resembled any sort of racism at all, not forgetting that the FA actually dismissed the Ashley Cole statement regarding the game as it didn't fit with their agenda.

that whole thing was a fucking shambles IMO - all because one bloke called the police and made a complaint after watching the game. all because it was john terry.

he's a pretty unlikeable bloke but it was totally blown out of proportion.

It wasn't. He's a cunt.

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How did Demi Moore not win an Oscar for Striptease I'll never know.

Diminished Responsibility wrote:
Yant wrote:

@Rhouses - not a bad choice the Tudor.  They are starting to pick up in value.

Rolex's prices are just about to go up again.

Thanks Yant... like the story behind Tudor. A more rugged, durable and affordable brand, owned by Rolex. Also relatively unknown, so can wear it at work/everyday without having a 'show off' vibe.

Was quite close to pulling the trigger on a Tag Aquaracer, but just something about the brand that i find slightly tacky. No offence, Dermo.

Good fucking Christ. Somebody tell me this gadge is on an enormous pisstake....or ketamine. Does it tell the fucking time? Yes? Well then who gives a fucking flying fuck who made the fucker you absolute fucking belter.

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My folks voted Out as well....even thought they live in Ireland and couldn't or didn't actually vote.

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Can you shoot all their fans while you're there please, Grant. Just for singing Glad All Over and that other poxy chant they have. Tinpot shithouse of a club.

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Was I seeing things last night through a haze of lager  - darts on Channel 4? Fucking DARTS on CHANNEL 4?!
Certain things are right at home on C4: edgy comedy from Chris Morris, arty farty nonsense that nobody watches, docos (long gone now, alas), The Tube, the news, horse-racing, Italian football presented by James Richardson reading a pink newspaper and quaffing a large cappuccino in downtown Meelan, Brookie, some French nonsense that you persevere with cos you just know they're going to lezz-up eventually........but not fucking darts, especially the BDO, the retarded brother of the PDC.

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The FA Cup is fucked, isn't it? Pisspoor crowds, second string teams, nobody giving a fuck about it.

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baggers44 wrote:
steelydan wrote:

Great player....soon to be divorced in 2017.

You heard it here first

#natch

nothing would surprise me (i'm a divorce lawyer) but ....fucking hell...a bit depressing; they've just had a kid. unless you mean from Lendl of course.

Lendl got her up the pole? No wonder they're getting divorced.

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And season 4 of Braquo was immense.

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millsy23 wrote:

Rhouses, you are horrific on every conceivable level mate. But goddammit I wouldn't change you. You're beautiful.

Lmao