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seanc80 wrote:

Cunt

Was just saying...jeez.

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fadass wrote:

Juice.

No further questions, Your Honour.

Isn't iconic, don't you think?

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fadass wrote:

I fucking hate craft beer. With you on that.

Nothing wrong with craft beer. It's fucking cunts drinking it.

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Wise got a lovely reception on his first night managing Leeds. None of your on the pitch applauding the fans nonsense. Straight into the dugout.

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Are we talking the Paul Merton Room 101 or George Orwell's?
Please be specific.

Big_Fella wrote:

Is Jobstown an ironic place?

Now called Jobes-Town to detract from the fact that no cunt for three generations has ever worked. An absolute shithole.

Phil McRrackin wrote:

WW2 drama Top Secret is good and that's got val kilmer in it, kiss kiss bang bang too but his CV is pretty pants

Wonky-faced Kilmer is up there with any how-the-fuck-did-he-make-it "actor". He was even horrifyingly bad in Heat, which I could've acted in.
Unless there's an upcoming role as a stroke victim supporting a mullet (Pat Sharpe biopic maybe), this utter fucking sham will never be seen on our screens again in a new film.

Hutch's brother getting capped last night. Looked like a soft target, petty criminal, not in the Premiership. Kinahan has a long reach and deep pockets. Running one of the biggest cartels in Europe. Hutch was a big time bank-robber, carried out a lot of memorable heists, each one the biggest at the time....supposedly gone straight. He'd deffo want to leave this alone now but the genie's out of the bottle. And loony tunes on both sides armed to the teeth and looking for retaliation.
We're gonna need a bigger morgue.

shaunstrudwick wrote:
Beijing Dave wrote:

Who wouldn't? Definitely the better player.

Probably only Scholes and Bergkamp had similar passing ability in the Premiership.

that 2008-2009 season with Gerrard, Alonso, Mascherano & Torres all at their peak - that we didn't win that 'hurts' much more than Gerrard's slip in 2014

Alonso never ran a game for us like Gerrard could - not saying he hasn't sonce gone on to do so for Madrid / Bayern since

quality player - gutted when the Yanks sold him to take care of a loan payment

Poor man's Xavi, IMO.

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And cunts driving Beemers, thinking they're fucking Jason Bourne. Cunts. And any cunt who uses a fucking Kindle should be raped and shot. Cunts.

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Me and Mrs Phil reached an agreement long ago that Valentine's Day was a load of old donkey. Around the same time as I was caught riding her sister-in-law, if my memory serves me well. Funnily enough.

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As the proud owner of a non-smart phone and generally a bit of an old cunt I can't be doing with all this bollocks. Basically you don't need to know anything anymore....like who won the FA Cup in whatever year.....or the capital of Mongolia.....or how many times Eddy Merckx won the Tour....always some cunt producing a fucking phone and saying "oh, I'll Google it".
I'll Google your fucking head in a minute.

Big_Fella wrote:

Suburra - an Italian gangster masterpiece, even has Eddie Caplan from Braquo in. Highly recommend.

Eddie's a ledge. When is Braquo back, btw?

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fadass wrote:

Fuck off Sneddrs, ya bollix. Lol. Buying money with United last night.

Smash - aftertiming = no kudos. It's not big & it's not clever.

Strud... Are you seriously having a pop at United after the shite you're getting served up? Lol.

La nauseous- I hope we get you dirty shower of cunts next round. I'll be out to your local & I will put your head through the fucking wall.

Yeah yeah....like the last time we played you in the FA Cup and you went missing.

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Big_Fella wrote:

I think you mean for the last 60 years.

Yeah, that's exactly what I meant.

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Big_Fella wrote:

Think the bookies have United at evens to turn over Derby, have no confidence in them whatsoever.


Having the best away support in the country is my only solace.

Yeah, tough old gig following United away the last 25 years or so. Like, how do they manage it?  Dedication.

Hop_Head wrote:

Fadass you strike me as strictly a driving holiday type.  And even then off holiday season.

Mister Mister blaring from his car stereo. Oh that's him all right. The cunt.

Eamon DeValera Double Dropping Yokes is a good tune lol.

chuffer wrote:

"me woife sells cheese on der internet"....lol


Haha, classic. Great lyrics.

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Big screen montage of JT's goal saving tackles to a backdrop of Heroes. With Bowie's head photo shopped onto JT's body.

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smallman1 wrote:

Heading to De School in Amsterdam at the end of the month.

Hold tight for feedback!

Ah FFS. No respite

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smashdad wrote:
smallman1 wrote:

Have just found out that David Bowie was a Chelsea fan, am sure he'll get a thunderous ovation later.

Where did you find that out from - I thought Palace was his club...

Great. They can wave the lickle blue and white flags and sing "Bowie. Bowie". Love to be there.

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smallman1 wrote:

I've always said that if you separate the person and the player you get a quite dreadful individual on one hand but on the other you get one of the finest centre backs this country has ever produced.

Your average village idiot blends the two and their football opinion gets inevitably skewed.

C'mon Ed, who wrote that?  Not you obvs. I'm guessing Hugh McIlvanney. Let's be clear: anyone regarding JT as anything but a reprehensible cunt needs a word.

Mind you, he probably lives in London. So he's excused.

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Ed's doing more fishing here since Capt Ahab.....another bold and valiant leader.