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shaunstrudwick wrote:
Amps wrote:

Of course we can fuck it up. Easily.

1 game at a time - long way to go

starting today at Norwich

Christ. The brain-washing is complete. Can we drop the fucking inane footy cliches? Do you think the last few games will be massive, like five cup finals? Will it go right down to the wire or will it all be settled on fucking Judgement Day?

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smallman1 wrote:
Ben Wand wrote:

Aaaah yes, those legendary European Cup runs where Chelsea matched the best in Europe...etched in the memory they are...

Agreed.

We've been bossing Europe for a while now tbf.

I can handle - just - Chelsea winning the CL again if their fans don't sing that fucking godawful "We know what we are" etc. for the whole of next season.

Can we have some tales of who banged some bird or other? Always fond of the Readers' Wives section of Jizzle.

starcreeper wrote:

Anyone seen Underbelly?

Yes mate, few years ago now. Watchable.....it's Aussie TV so you can expect some ham. Good in parts though.

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Ben Wand wrote:

Work, with Sunday off to sleep.

Wow.

If Liverpool had any sense they'd have all the players wearing the number 96 for ever. That way they'd every decision going....oh, wait....

True Detective was excellent. Apart from that quasi-spastic pout thing Harrelson does with his mouth.

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Ben Wand wrote:

Would I be right in my recollection that the 'Scouse' mob at Heysel also contained a fair few Leeds and Chelsea, amongst others...any ITK care to confirm this?

Yep, and Millwall, Portsmouth, West Ham etc......everyone but the cheeky chappy Scousers.

The title of this thread leads me to believe that Dave thinks there is life on other planets.

Sunday was like a throwback to the late 70s and 80s, where the cunts got every decision going. How did Suarez not get a second yellow for his laughable dive (the first one)? Cos it was Hillsborough Day! Let's not stand in the way of some more sanctimonious bollocks and maudling fucking shite from the Victims. Always someone else's fault. Thankfully, even if they win the league this season they'll never rule the roost like they did.
Hillsborough was a direct result of years of footie hooliganism and fucking pisspoor policing and was a disaster waiting to happen. Leeds played Coventry in the semis in 1987 and again the FA decided to give Coventry the large Kop end and the Leeds' fans the Leppings Lane End and I watched on YouTube the other day and how there wasn't any casualties is a miracle. What saved a lot of lives that day was the fact that the Leeds' fans were seen as "trouble" and were stopped and searched several times along the way with the kick of being delayed, staggering the arrival at the ground. Liverpool fans, for some bizarre reason, had a good reputation and were let run amok.

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Cunt in my job still answers his phone with the ever hilarious "Wasssssup!".
What a cunt.

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Jason Day can fuck right off.

It should stay lost. Like the rest of his fucking shite.

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MattBlack wrote:

A Chelsea - Real semi would be very interesting

I think there's a very real chance that that could actually happen and that it would be very interesting. I can also count to ten. Will I do that? Out loud?
For fuck's sake.

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I've been to lots of places etc

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Adam Scott. I'm obliged to bet on him now, just in case he does win.

To Kill A Mockingbird. Excellent. Enjoyed the book as well, a long time ago.

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comical_ali wrote:
La Nausee wrote:
comical_ali wrote:

You really should stop thinking that I would attach any value to entertaining, amusing or gaining popularity with anyone around here.

What are you here for, then? Just out of curiousity.

I'm here to feed.

Grand job. All up the best with that.

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comical_ali wrote:
La Nausee wrote:
comical_ali wrote:

Funny haha?  No. Funny strange?  Yes.

You are the weak.

Funny as in makes people laugh. You should try it sometime.

You really should stop thinking that I would attach any value to entertaining, amusing or gaining popularity with anyone around here.

What are you here for, then? Just out of curiousity.

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Resident racist, homophobe, holocaust-denier and all round fucking mental case Stefano used to make his own Ket. Which explains a lot, really.

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EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

try being a bleedin qpr fan under redknapp .a transient chancer , who just keeps getting away with it..




becoming a real hate figure at rangers...up there with mark hughes.

he's in the top 25 paid managers in the world.  after nearly two years in charge we have a squad of loans and players who leave their fucking false teeth in a glass overnight.

and a player called maigia from west ham who , is without doubt, the worst player i have seen at rangers since 1977, and that includes gus ceaser.


an astonishing fact..qpr have a bigger wage bill (playing staff) than borussia dortmund, champion league finalists...and more premiership appearances in the squad bar man utd, liverpool,arsenal and chelsea..yet regurly losing to teams like bournemouth, blackpool and doncater

i pray we dont go up in the playoffs.. utter humiliation if we do.

Try being a Leeds fan!! Utter dogshite.

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EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:
La Nausee wrote:
EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

nice one mate!!..get back on it!!.

The day shall be spent angling for a curer. I could of course just march off to the juicer but that will cause some friction on the home front and rule out the next day shag which I find most enjoyable although it can be like playing snooker with a length of rope.

no matter how we front it up mate...they always hold the cairds....

damn their sweet dirty pillows..

Ain't that the truth, Brother Blades.

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I'm glad Shaun cleared that up for us. Lol

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comical_ali wrote:
La Nausee wrote:
comical_ali wrote:

You lot respect him.  I control him.

He's funny, you're not. That's all there is to it.

Funny haha?  No. Funny strange?  Yes.

You are the weak.

Funny as in makes people laugh. You should try it sometime.

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comical_ali wrote:
La Nausee wrote:
millsy23 wrote:

The moral of the story? Don't mess with Glenn.

Lol. Too fucking right.

You lot respect him.  I control him.

He's funny, you're not. That's all there is to it.