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(53 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

BedrockMysteryMod wrote:
nitron wrote:
MattBlack wrote:

absolute cunt


Did this not also send the pager into meltdown?

It has. Hence your week break from the board for courting arguments.

"courting arguments"? Lol.

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smallman1 wrote:

1-1 at Citeh tomorrow.

You heard it here first.

As always, Ed really sticking his neck out.

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(27 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

millsy23 wrote:
La Nausee wrote:
smallman1 wrote:

The Bridge is absolutely rocking on a Champions League semi final night.

Oh Chelsea we love you!

Waving the little blue and white flags. A full house at 38,000. Immense.

have you had a drink Phil?

Just a Campari.

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(27 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

smallman1 wrote:
Yant wrote:
Smallman1 wrote:

"You've not seen fireworks until you've been to Stamford Bridge on a Champions League semi final night, natch"

The Bridge is absolutely rocking on a Champions League semi final night.

Oh Chelsea we love you!

Waving the little blue and white flags. A full house at 38,000. Immense.

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(36 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

nitron wrote:

I've taken a screengrab of Mr Digweed's transgression on this thread - could be useful currency should I be unfortunate enough to get sucked into any more shenanigans against my will.

God forbid.

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(53 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

I can think of no reason to thank anyone on here for anything whatsoever.

Picked up Irvine Welsh's new one today...The Sex Life of Siamese Twins.
And Salem's Lot which I never got around to reading, mainly because the film scared the crap out of me as a nipper. That kid tapping at the window.......

Al Pacino sticking his head in a bag of chonk

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Homegrove wrote:

If Nitron is Flares then I've never seen such thinking ahead. Registered in 2004. And I doubt he could remember having made that account after I tried several times to ban him.

I have no idea who Dogman is, but he behaves himself so I don't care. He's not psychotic enough to be flares.

End this discussion now.

Grrrr, Tiger!

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(335 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Good job Andy Goram doesn't frequent this board.

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dogmanstar888 wrote:

Arsenal's 'problems' are indeed down to the manager, purely for his continuing disregard for the defensive side of the game.

But the great goals and exciting attacking football is also down to the manager.  The two goals yesterday were of the absolute highest caliber, the City winning goal was actually soft.

As for Ozil, it's up to Wenger to motivate him, if indeed it is a question of motivation - but either way I'd take Arsenal's squad over Manchester United's all day long.  With a net spend like theirs, anything less than the PL + CL final would be an absolute disaster for them, imo.

CL final for who?

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(65 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Ear worm. That Irish band and some rap artist.....standing in the hall of fame. It's not going away. Make it stop.

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(25,322 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

4-0. Great result.

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I used to love the start of Casualty. Always some gadge mending a light fixing on a wonky ladder or a smiling bus driver about to take a massive coronary whilst rounding a bend onto an coming just married couple.

Gravity. Just what the fuck was that all about? Absolute tripe. Oscars me bollix.

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steelydan wrote:

Good result for Villa today at Anfield.

10/1 Villa were. Of course I didn't get on it. Dopey twat.

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(19 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

my favourite quote of jims..."chicken pie, dorothy??"

rip old fella.

i'll remember you from shows such as only fools , sweeny etc rather than that shit cnt soap written by guardian reading demons who only heard of the east end in 2009.

if only the good die young why are they still alive?

Put your trousers on. You're nicked!

My wife looks after the bills.
Hope this helps.

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(103 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

MattBlack wrote:

Managed to pull off Chronoclasm into De Nero a few times

I pulled off a homeless man on Dame Street once and he shared his two day old pizza with me. We're still together.

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Yewtree about to catch up, no doubt. Although, being nonced by Sinden would be something to put on your CV. Would he lose the posh voice, I wonder, and go all cockney as he wrecked your back passage?
I'd pay extra for the plummy accent and get him to quote Hamlet as he spent himself.
Oh what a rogue and peasant's slave am I.

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Word has it he's being replaced by our very own Smallman. Possibly as one of those token extras like the black geezer who has been in it for twenty years but has never uttered a sentence, or, as a bloke running around the Square for hours on end and the stall-minder when they all fuck off to the pub.

Classic band, IMO. Lead singer looked like yer man who played for Celtic, what's his name, Collins? Absolute ringer.
And he made blue tank-tops cool, and they still are. In my house, which I rule.

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fadass wrote:

Tried to stop Sunday racing up north so he can fuck off down to hell.

Given my recent losses at Down Royal, I'm in total agreement with the big man.
Totes Emotes. TBH.

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Big Fella wrote:

Can we please avoid constantly agreeing with the previous poster and putting 'this' as a post.

It's making my face melt.

Yeah guys, you gotta be riffin like BF & Smalls, you feel me?

smallman1 wrote:

Been a hell of a week for death.

I can't believe this. I am in total and utter shock. I am lost for words.
A musician died and Ed didn't say "I saw him at insert venue and he was great".
Gutted.