Logistics, transport, synergies etc. we used to move stuff but now we have meetings with lots of blue sky thinking about how we're going to move stuff without ever actually doing it.
I work for Zee Germans. A right bunch of cunts.

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And what have nice looking birds got to do with it? Like you're going to be pulling them every night, yeah? What, after you've finished delivering pizzas as your second job to pay for the extortionate rent in some fucking dog kennel beside a train track, overlooking a scrap metal yard.
Russian birds are fit but you won't see a queue outside the Russian embassy. A dream life living in Sector B yeah?

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Big Fella wrote:

Went to Alain Ducasse at the Dorchester a few weeks ago, had Foie Gras for starters and a beef dish for main, could barely touch the dessert. No potatoes in sight either.

Delighted for you.

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Did you hear that Le Tissier cunt on Sky yesterday? Whooping out of him.

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And what's "cuisine" got to do with it? What are we all, gourmet diners now? How often does everyone eat out? Most of your scran is made at home and the same ingredients can be found anywhere. And how many of us have eaten in a Michelin Star restaurant and more importantly who would want to? Pretentious load of old wank. Portions last seen on Karen Carpenter's dinner plate. Artistic wankery with the stuff on your plate. Are you going to hang it on your wall or nosh it down with a few beers? What, you don't do beer? Only heavily priced vino that you can get in Aldi for four quid a bottle? Mmm yes please. And some coal-flavoured ice cream made of diced bull's testicles for dessert.

Pacific Rim. Okay, it was aimed at an audience age group of six and people like Hannu so I have to make allowances but it was incredibly shite.

American Hustle: made me hate Bradley Cooper even more.

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loopdokter wrote:
jamie wrote:
zackster wrote:

http://38.media.tumblr.com/f75f2e0340aa00c95bb81d5e177a8680/tumblr_nbce59GxxC1tl7j2uo1_500.gif

that's brilliant. is it a bloke or a woman?

That is French Canada.  That's all you need to know.

Preoccupied as I was by that fucking beast revealing her TEETH beside the whale-loving slut  (what the fuck way was she dancing and was she wearing a hat?), I completely missed the nodding black dude in the background, off his trombone.

I recently went "grocery shopping" with my missus for the first time in about 15 years and quickly realised that it was a huge mistake. The FEAR took hold fairly rapidly. The early spasms of pleasure in the spices and sauces aisle (I was planning on making a Ruby later) were quickly replaced by a feeling of dread when I was dragged down the aisle with soap powder and JIF and dishclothes and the like.
It won't be happening again.

For more stories as fascinating at this, please join my daily blog at www.philslife.com. My placenta smoothie recipe is to die for.

Welsh's latest was actually quite good. Worth a look.
Just finished The Guts by Roddy Doyle....featuring some of the characters from The Commitments...and it was shite. And Doyle's a bit of a wand as well.
Currently on Concrete Island by JG Ballard.....never really got into him at all. Next up..Walking on Glass by Iain Banks.

Sue Barker.

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Peter Purvis died today.
RIP

He's no DLT

Homegrove wrote:

An ex of mine at a party asked me and my mates "what does bukkake mean" and without missing a beat said "step right into this ring and we'll show you!"

Chortle

Uzbekistan

REO Speedwagon

I may as well go the whole hog and post in every fucking thread cos no fucking cunt is posting. Fucking cunts.

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erik.b wrote:
Amps wrote:
smashdad wrote:

I don't consider myself a misogynist, but I want to punch her in the face.


swift kick in the cunt too

what a fucking racket

After an STW, natch.

shaunstrudwick wrote:

you stated that we only had a good season cos your lot were so bad - which was not the case

as for 'shout about'?  i'm not living in Liverpool any more so no idea what's been going on up there - but i don't think we've been shouting about anything?

Suarez leaving was a major blow - but a predictable one - and we are now in a period of rebuilding

Rodgers has decided to use the money to improve the squad as a whole - rather than spend big on 1 or 2 and we'll see how that turns out

still think we should've done whatever was necessary to get a 'big' name in this summer as we are short of proper match winners with too many 'work in progress' players - and as for this 'exciting' Lazza Markovic character - he can be filed under 'a fucking waste of £20m'

for the record i think the Mancs have bought really well re: Di Maria and Falcao - and not playing in CL is gonna be a massive benefit just as we found it to be last season

Leeds are in a period of rebuilding as well. Just FYI

dogmanstar888 wrote:

Don't turn things nasty BF, it'll only get SD's thread pulled.

Btw if nobody cares why did Grant ask why Nitron was banned yesterday?
If nobody cares, why did smashdad take time to comment on lack of Nitron posts on this thread?
If nobody cares, why did unbroken1 take time out after a Friday night out to give me the third degree about my identity recently?
If nobody cares, why do you always get involved in these flare(s)-ups when they happen?

You'll agree, something does not add up :-)

Christ. Is there no end to this absolute bollocks.

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Is this a thread to give out about stuff? Well on my way to work the other day as I approached a roundabout some fucking bint sailed right through from my left...drinking a cup of tea/coffee. As I parped my horn she gave me a dismissive wave, honey! And the urge to kill her in front of her unrestrained kids in the back was almost overwhelming.
Thankfully I'm a man of tolerance.

La Nausee wrote:
Presto wrote:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/190000/images/_192098_mgrath150.jpg

I don't care what anyone says cos I am right and you are wrong.

Absolute ledge, IMO. How he actually managed to play football is a miracle, considering he was off his nut most of the time. His biography is tough reading. Great footballer though. Best centre half I've ever seen. Ian Rush (probably one of the best strikers ever) said his only bogey team was United....until McGrath left.

And didn't he get the ultimate accolade as a Villa player when the blue noses voted him player of the year?

Presto wrote:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/190000/images/_192098_mgrath150.jpg

I don't care what anyone says cos I am right and you are wrong.

Absolute ledge, IMO. How he actually managed to play football is a miracle, considering he was off his nut most of the time. His biography is tough reading. Great footballer though. Best centre half I've ever seen. Ian Rush (probably one of the best strikers ever) said his only bogey team was United....until McGrath left.

Big Fella wrote:

http://i.min.us/ibtFUhUkAcFTEY.gif

Lol. Speaking of great Premiership players!
Always tickles me does that.

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http://www.theguardian.com/football/blo … rnley-1970

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It's them foreigners what brought it over. Along with their cultural diversity. It's all good though. When your city resembles 28 Days Later you can console yourself that you can get your phone unlocked for a fiver and hair extensions for next to nothing.
And don't forget that Cambodian restaurant!!!