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The biggest reason for avoiding Ibiza would be you lessen the chance of meeting people like Ed. Mind you, the bloke does ten countries in seven days for various gigs, footy matches, CIA assassinations....you'd be hard pressed not to bump into him.

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Meanwhile, back in the room, mighty Leeds United have lined up their next mug, the current Bristol Rovers manager. Who will turn them down because he wants to be at a successful, up and coming club. And funnily enough who doesn't want to work for a bloke who has done more coke since Al Pacino stuck his snout in the trough in Scarface.

Be still my beating heart. I can't wait for the off-season transfer rumours: are we going to sign a) anyone or b) a 35 year old central defender from Bromley, who has bags of experience?
Tenterhooks.

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Squidgy wrote:

Mourinho no doubt hates the idea of LVG sticking around. Giggs'll have to leave too.

He'll hang about to see if his missus is up for it, IMO. Give her what for for and then move to the coaching staff at Derby.

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Just seen Pardew's celebration dance. Lol
What a whopper.

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It was worth seeing United get a winner just to see LVG spazzing out. Lol. The head on him.

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seanc80 wrote:

Ibiza epitomises everything I've hated about dance music. There are really lovely parts to the island however I certainly never experienced the idyllic heritage that its apparently famous for. Always found it to be a brash, ugly kip.

The Old Town is lovely, Sean. That art gallery, down the street from the little cafe?

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smallman1 wrote:

Got a bit lucky with this one, a friend entered the ballot and pulled two tickets out for the final, dappy hays!

Ed, that's the weekend of the next moon landing. How you're gonna juggle that, I don't know.

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EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

Facking Millwall kaaaants. All mouth and no trousers. Never found their way out of the Smoke. Conference League compared to Spurs, Man U.

So why was that cunt Terry crying his eyes out? Then gets another contract. What an absolute fucking whopper.

simonr wrote:

I thought Levendowski looked crap in the CL when it mattered and Bayern too big a club to leave.

Happy with Liverpool's progress. Should have seen out the first 10 mins of the 2nd half - paid the price.

Levandowski's an awful fucking blouse. Nobody allowed tackle the cunt.

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Second series of Gomorrah. All over that.

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It has been said before, many times.....but what an absolute belter John Terry is. Completely suited to playing with an absolute abortion of a club.
A grade A cunt.

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Boring wrote:

Halifax fans are up there with the dippers. Grief junkies the lot of them.

Are they? Lovely. Lol

We are the world. We are the children.

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Ian Brown is horrific live. Any cunt saying anything different is deluded.

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Boring wrote:
La Nausee wrote:
Boring wrote:

Nice to see Sheffield Wednesday win tonight. Let's hope they can hang on in the second leg and then win the final.

The club's seen 16 years worth of hard times, faced huge debt and avoided administration throughout (unlike Leicester et al).

Aw, have they hard times? Get tae fuck. I'll give you hard fucking times. Cunts have had it fucking easy.

They've spent more years in the doldrums than your lot. Just as many seasons in the third division. Never once wiped their debt via administration.

Leicester should be stripped of their Champions League spot under the Financial Fair Play rules.

So have Halifax.

furry wrote:

Man that's some shitty shit. Sorry to hear. What happened? Someone break in your place?

Lol.

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Boring wrote:

Nice to see Sheffield Wednesday win tonight. Let's hope they can hang on in the second leg and then win the final.

The club's seen 16 years worth of hard times, faced huge debt and avoided administration throughout (unlike Leicester et al).

Aw, have they hard times? Get tae fuck. I'll give you hard fucking times. Cunts have had it fucking easy.

erik.b wrote:
jamie wrote:

Kev - Not sure how much you want to broadcast it but if you want to put up a post on Facebook, I'd be happy to share it as I still have quite a few friends in that area.


Same here. Know quite a few people down your way, so willing to share.

Also, i know I've doubled up on a lot of records over the years, if you like I'm more than happy to dig them out and send them to you to help you restock.

Agreed. I've a 12" of The Power by Snap. PM me your addy.

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jamie wrote:

Poch just signed a new 5 year deal today.

will cost Man Utd in the region for 28 million to sign him from Spurs right now.

Poch's not going anywhere. He said so in an interview so that's that.

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Grant wrote:

Oh bollocks, got that saved

Lollers. Ah it's worth a read, Grant.

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shaunstrudwick wrote:
Boring wrote:

Fuck me, an extra 45 minutes of this sentimental tripe.

anyone would think that West Ham are going to cease to exist all this fucking fuss they're making

One can. Frank Lampard Senior is going to be wheeled out later and will "dance" around the corner flag.

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Boring wrote:

Naus's favourite trio .....


http://s13.postimg.org/rvp6utj7b/IMG_1146.jpg

Imagine the debate.

Henry being the most interesting of the three lol (Only kidding Ed. Jamie is).

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The Blade Artist. Irvine Welsh's latest milking of the Trainspotting gig (which he freely admits is a gravy train he ain't getting off any time soon).
Quite easily the worst thing he's ever written. Completely pointless, bereft of any humour or interest. The literary equivalent of De Niro playing an octogenarian Jimmy Conway.
Complete and utter dogshite.

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"Wow", says Thierry Henry. "Wow". Walks round his gaff all day saying that and nothing else. "What would you like for dinner, Thierry?"
"Wow".
"Would you mind picking up the kids today as I have that appointment with the doctor? Maybe you could start dinner and I'll be home afterwards?"
"Wow".
"Thanks love".