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steelydan wrote:

next question please/question suivante s'il vous plaît

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42014099

Nice Stringfellow hairdo there.

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Try to keep your trousers on Sean, yeah?

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A World Cup without the Eyeties? Won't be the same.

I think it's fantastic that the rest of the world has finally caught up with the Catholic Church.
Kudos.

Hannu's as mad as a badger, it's fair to say.

seanc80 wrote:

He's getting a lovely little belt off that half you gave him

Lol. In Club Mongo.

seanc80 wrote:

lol

Id say it rains everywhere that Hannu goes.

Immediately starts to bucket the fuck down as soon as he steps off the plane

Lol. The gadge in Charlie Brown - for men of a certain age, ie, Fadas - with the cloud following him around.
Throw in a random terrorist attack and Hannu's job there is done. Cars piling up as he walks across the M25 milling a double-bacon cheeseburger.

Grant wrote:

Utilising the power of Google, I discovered that the London version is a pop-up.  I was surprised to note, it wasn't anywhere near Shoreditch.

Ed's been there for lunch. With Pacino. Re-enacted the scene from Heat.

seanc80 wrote:

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/23163923_10155251045798337_847642879_n.png?oh=2a011a4246ac09908c2abd23205bd605&oe=5A076115

Holy sweet Devine mother of Jaysus what the fuck is that.
Still the best looking bloke in BudzBar.

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Dermatron wrote:

https://i.eurosport.com/2017/11/08/2206546-46031239-640-360.jpg

Quite photogenic all the same lol.
"No, we said smile, David. You can do that, can't you?"

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Dermatron wrote:
Beijing Dave wrote:
Dermatron wrote:

Appointing Moyes is fucking laughable. I actually cant believe they've done it.

Mate's a massive West Ham fan. Apparently there was a poll on KUMB and 96% wanted Pardew appointed over Moyes. That's what an utterly dogshit manager Moyes is.


I'd have Billic and Pardew at Leeds any day of the week . Especially compared to Moyes. What other industry could you fail in like football management and still get a job after each time? Politics maybe?

Prostitution.

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Nick Sneddon wrote:
smallman1 wrote:

The managerial merry go round, what a gravy train to be on.

Ludicrous isn’t it – I thought when we appointed Billic we were showing some ambition, but we’re back on the Pulis, Davis, Allardyce, Moyes, Martinez conveyor belt of absolute shit

Would you like a list of our recent managers? Lol.

millsy23 wrote:

The reason for my question. Call centres are randy old places. Like Love Island but with Klix coffee machines and designated toilet breaks. I’ve been in a few, only as an observer and in a consultative capacity and the stories of sexual promiscuity would put Calum Best to shame. Needless to say I’m gutted I never started my career in such establishments. Would have run amok.

Where do I sign?

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dutchy101 wrote:

Think that's Slaven gone. Not good to see the Hammers fans booing at half time. Team looked like they couldn't give a fuck. Shitehawks

Could he do a job at a Leeds? I would imagine a vacancy coming up.

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Wally wrote:

https://twitter.com/c_morrow40/status/9 … 3137545216

150m investment in Carlisle pulled - Brexit given as reason.

They voted 60% leave - reap what you sow I suppose

Why would you want to build anything in Carlisle? Apart from a big road out of it.

Grant wrote:

I really wanted Murder on the Orient Express to be good - I loved the original when I was a kid.  It's getting some fucking awful reviews and they had a load of them on Graham Norton - they were awful, especially Johnny Depp.

Phnarr.

millsy23 wrote:

Do you work in a call centre Phil?

Yes I do Stu. I'm the bloke that calls you at mad o'clock and wants to hear your views on the success/failure of the Euro Zone. I also leave in Milton Keynes.

ghostriddenhuffy wrote:
La Nausee wrote:

I would imagine that Keanu - just like our own Sean C - sought fame and fortune in Hollywood and went through a plethora of gay porn movies before some idiot thought he might be able to actually act.

Lol, I loved Point Break, but Keanu is not the most convincing of actors.   On a separate note, he is considered by many to be one of the most generous of celebrities and also does many of his own stunts.

Ditto for Sean.

fadass wrote:

That wouldn't have been the end of that story with the old Phil... you've changed man.

She's not the best, obvs.

I would imagine that Keanu - just like our own Sean C - sought fame and fortune in Hollywood and went through a plethora of gay porn movies before some idiot thought he might be able to actually act.

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Beijing Dave wrote:

Naus, I don't understand your custom title.

Dave, that was Simon R I would think, doing a "funny"

By "advances" do you mean getting a belt of a stick and being made to watch Brother Donlon masturbating into a ditch?
Seriously though, there is a fucking mad yoke in my job who is borderline psychotic and constantly asking to me to ride her. Nuts. She said in the middle of a conversation - purely work related - that it was a shame we were both married but she was willing to ignore it if I wanted a quick fuck.
Ahem, yes, back to the Peterson account....what do you think our strategy should be?

Homegrove wrote:
Felch Aid wrote:

This thread will be locked in less than a day.

The only thing I would add is that the power of celebrity is now on the wane which is a pretty good thing.

This might spark that one week vacation I think Dermo is itching for this past week. I won't tolerate misogyny.

Dermo hates everyone, Hannu. Not just women.

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fadass wrote:

Pendulum swinging back our way at last?

Why do people say this? If United don't win it, I'd rather any team in the whole of Europe do rather than an English team. Lol.

La Naus doesn't watch the premier league, did he mention that? but he never misses Leeds on LUTV (sorry, Sky Sports).

On again tomorrow lol. Actually, it's not funny cos I'll have to watch us lose 3-0 to fucking Brentford. Why don't they put someone else on? Villa or Middleboro. Typical anti-Leeds bias.

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ryangibson wrote:

I buy all of my suits (and shirts) from Charles Tyrwhitt, as their slim fit cut seems to suit my body shape and I've never been disappointed with the quality.

Lol @ "all of my suits". G'wan the Gecko, ya mad yoke.
I buy all of mine at TeeHee, a wonderful establishment on Liffey Street. You can have hair extensions thrown in for an extra tenner.