It was all started by Des Lynam on Grandstand. The BBC at it again.

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Maybe Liverpool should have played their C team, eh, Shaun?
L O fucking L

Don't be hating on Dave. He's a good lad who has lost his way. He might be back.

smallman1 wrote:

Chelsea would have turned Elland Road over no probs.

I think the point is, Ed, me old China, that they never did. Poor old Ken never forgave us for the scoreboard incident at yours. Which is why he came back to haunt us.

fadass wrote:

Would anyone be surprised if Bates was a nonce?

Well he fucked Leeds good and proper! Boom!

Beijing Dave wrote:

It's not that funny.

It's just the standard La Nausee blueprint with the gaps filled in differently.

Lol - feel free to copy it any time you want, Dave. I really don't mind.

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People still watch F1?
Some cunt being strapped into a car that basically drives itself. Skillz. Watched by absolute morons.

ghostriddenhuffy wrote:
Diminished Responsibility wrote:

Yup, that seems alright to me too Hanners. 5 years is a long time. You'd be dealing with a seriously bitter person if they have a problem after such a long time.

@ghost and HopHead -

Friend #1 moves to another city and asks Friend #2 to 'look out' for his missus while he is away. They kinda consider eachother best friends.

Friend #1 and his missus havevsome baggage because she feels the relationship isn't really going anywhere as #1 is more concerned about his career/higher education, than worrying about the future of the relationship. Regardless, they do long distance.

Friend #2 spends lots of time with #1's missus, while #1 is away, everything from movies, dinners and music festivals, but ensures everything is 'platonic'.

One year goes by and #1 moves back to the same city, as his missus and #2, only to be blindsighted with a break-up. #1 takes it on the chin and starts dating a girl from the other city he was working in for a year, and she even moves in with him. #1's former missus immediately shows tons of signs that she's interested in #2. #2 cuts her off out of respect for #1.

About 6 months later, #2 can't handle it anymore and professes his love for #1's ex. #1 is pissed off and gives him an ultimatum, end it with the ex or end the friendship. #2 isn't budging and wants to continue dating the ex.

It's not number one or number two's fault.   It's the girls fault.   It never ceases to amaze me how girls cleverly mask their desire for multiple cocks -  which reminds me of that Dave Chapelle skit featuring Mike Mooney " everybody wanna BE a ni&&er, but nobody wanna be a ni&&er".  A lot of girls wanna be sluts, but they just don't wanna get caught being a slut.  She's a hoe.  Finding a quality girl is very difficult, especially where I live. Girls tend to be inundated with entitlement issues and are exceedingly superficial.   But there is always a diamond in the rough, and you find them in the least plausible of circumstances.  You see, the girl that truly loves you will stand by your side and support you no matter what.   True love is one of the most potent bonds in the world.  A year is a long time, but it's not five years or two years or three years.  If the agreement before hand was made that number one was going to be gone for one year and return, that is something they should've agreed to. If not, then they should've ended the relationship when number one left to move to another city.  Long distance relationships work only when there is a pre-existing commitment that was in place before the distance was created -  even then, it does not always work,  that is why it's critically important to test your partners resolve when you are with her.   I test people all the time, but you don't know how anyone is going to react until you test them.   Some of the best advice that my dad ever gave me is that trust is always earned – don't ever forget that.   If there is ever a question as to how much each of you are committed to a relationship,  then the best thing to do if you move away,  is to simply end it,  or say let's just date whoever we want and when I get back into town let's see where we are -  trust me, this will work in your favor every single time.   Another thing my dad taught me is that girls crave security, and how that security comes is many different forms, but the bottom line is that women crave security -  if you take that away is that they are fish out of water.   It automatically puts the ball in your court, and you have much more control over your life.   If you stay together and she winds up cheating on you, she will never tell you. But if you're not together you don't have any obligation to tell her about anything and she will be wondering what you're doing the whole time,  but the bottom line is you're not together and you get to do whatever you want.

You had me at "hello"

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All boxers are cunts by default, no? Except for Tommy Hearns. And Hagler. And Ray Leonard. And Duran.

millsy23 wrote:

My boy, bless him, wants a Nintendo Wii for Xmas. Not a Wii U or a PlayStation, but a Wii. Which is great as I can be a right old pikey and have already nicked my mate's as he never uses it. But what games are any good for the Wii? I'm guessing Mario Kart, but have never even played this console.

I last played Mario Kart with my nippers and showed as much driving acumen as Comer driving up the M1 belted off his trombone. After robbing my entire porn collection.

Squidgy wrote:

We're in December now, is someone gonna do the end of year awards?

BF's coming back for one night only to present them.

I reckon Millsy is the man for the job. A total winner, he'll be scootering into work - electronic, obvs - listening to the Great Tony Robbins.....a mild, acoustic set..featuring some crack whores and generally fucked up people singing Coldplay songs - and will be well set up to deliver. A cauliflower smoothie for brekkie, absolutely nailing it with a PowerPoint presentation delivered via Skype whilst he tees off at St Andrews with Jimmy Tarbuck for some sick children etc.

Or failing that, Wally.

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Dermatron wrote:

Ive been, probably, to most of the clubs in the divs one way or another and the only place Ive ever felt really on edge was West Ham in the 80's. The whole day was bat shit crazy. The return fixture at Leeds didn't see any of them travel up. And there was a lot of disappointed cunts waiting for them at the station. Millwall are the biggest wankers. So fucking hard at home but struggle to take a coach load to Leeds. Chelsea just behind them. Havent got the bollox to go to Elland because they all know they wont get past the station. Well that's how it used to be when pigs bladders were getting kicked round the field. All the Northern clubs bring 1000's. United, the dippers, Everton, Citeh etc etc fucking loads. So its defo a southern monkey thing.

Leeds is the only place i know where youre capable of getting battered by your own fans. Leeds v Man u circa 2000, West Stand upper sat in my normal seat all of a sudden 3 cave dwellers get stuck right into us for saying 'mither' a North western term for trouble.

I think Spurs are well respected for bringing some game lads to Leeds back in the day, Dermo. United are/were always up for it - the odd time we get to play them. No scarfers allowed. Certainly no love lost there.....but a bit of kudos for always obliging. Millwall never travel to Elland Road. I was at the last two meetings and they had fuck all there - they blamed it on ticket restrictions etc but they just gave it a miss because they were due a battering after the home matches at their place were they were all Galatasaray fans for the day.

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BedRob wrote:
Dermatron wrote:

Trying to find the vid on YT of two or three years ago where a bus load of them went to Leeds. Every window got put through and the bus set on fire. It drove straight back to London.

Could only find this one

Nice reception

Pa!!! that's a normal weekday service for the 77a in Tallaght, Dublin

Far more horses in Tallaght mate.

Should've nailed her when she was going with your mate. Preferably in their bed. Spice ay life!

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shaunstrudwick wrote:

oh dear - Leeds beaten by our 'C' team...

Lol - don't ever change, Shaun. No matter what they all say.

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Dermatron wrote:
smallman1 wrote:

Every time I've seen Howells and Hawtin they've been disappointing.

Apart from these times ?

Easter bedrock thread

smallman1 wrote:

Howells was great.


smallman1 wrote:

Harlem Nights, Darren Emerson's Underwater nights and Garnier were all superb.

Not forgetting Danny Howells' 8 hr marathons.

smallman1 wrote:

Colombia is tops.

Saw Sasha, High Earning Hernan, Danny Howells and Satoshi Tomiee all nail it at the Ultramar Festival in Cartagena.

Lol - Columbo's on the case.

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chromosome_junction wrote:

amps has never once caused any friction or strife in his many years on this board Wally. his contributions are enjoyed by all.

i wish i could say the same for you. how dare you call him a cretin! you of all people!

go fuck yourself, you absolute tit-censoring weirdigan cunt.

Lol. Late contender for put-down of the year. Slam dunk!!!

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303 abuser wrote:
La Nausee wrote:
303 abuser wrote:

haha it's a date then.

Bring your crash helmet.

i don't think i'm prepared for what i've started.

Bring out the Gimp (Fadas)

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303 abuser wrote:
La Nausee wrote:
303 abuser wrote:

i'm off to play alive 2007 in your honour.

Lol - I'm ironing my shirts as we speak.

haha it's a date then.

Bring your crash helmet.

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hitachi wrote:
MattBlack wrote:

they're like Tales of the unexpected for the digital generation

High praise indeed, Matt.

With Strictly, I'm A Celeb and Masterchef all on at the moment as well, amongst Easties and Corrie, Gogglebox obviously AND Grand Tour AND Planet Earth II giving the week its happy ending it deserves...what a time to be alive.

Thank fuck for all those programmes. I can go weeks without talking to my wife.

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303 abuser wrote:
La Nausee wrote:
303 abuser wrote:

haha so much hate for daft punk.  i still think it would be a fun live show.

I would have more fun ironing.

i'm off to play alive 2007 in your honour.

Lol - I'm ironing my shirts as we speak.

millsy23 wrote:
jamie wrote:

http://www.lcbo.com/content/dam/lcbo/products/419036.jpg/jcr:content/renditions/cq5dam.web.1280.1280.jpeg

Had a couple of these lately.

as horrible as you would expect  an IPA with a ginger kick to be.

Is that hanners?

Lol - uncanny.

liquitech1 wrote:
La Nausee wrote:
fadass wrote:

No need to be nasty just cos he never mentioned Kenny G, nauseator.

Your fave.

You picked a fine time to leave me Luceeeele.
That Kenny?

Wtf. Since the demise of TXFM I am having to listen to mainstream radio on my long commute to work. Absolute fucktards roaring at you and having "quizzes", which consist of some cunts ringing in and being asked to guess their own names - and still getting it wrong.
And what type of a fucking cunt rings into a radio station to say he's stuck in traffic on the M50.? Cunts. Oh, tell you what we'll do: the Nova Noise. Is it your wife fingering herself whilst watching Luther? Yes it is Phil. You've won a day trip to Tayto Park and a life time's supply of Juicy Fruit.

..or The Strawberry Alarm clock, La Naus. I'm going to drive the motor straight through the front door of that place one of these days.

I came across 4FM....which features (I think) PJ Gallagher and some other weapon in what appears to be a shouting competition. Gone are the days when you might snaffle How Soon Is Now before going into work with a bunch of absolute fizz bags. Now, you can go into work already vexed as you've had to listen to Mario Rosenstock doing funny voices.

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303 abuser wrote:

haha so much hate for daft punk.  i still think it would be a fun live show.

I would have more fun ironing.

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Fadas' local is called the Astro - better known as The Fidel. I hope the big man was aware of this before he shuffled off this mortal coil. Castro, obvs, not Tom.