Big Fella wrote:

Post your favourite Glenn moments right here...

Late contender for the most cringe-inducing post of the year. Congrats.

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smallman1 wrote:

Has La Naus ever posted anything to do with prog?

I get the impression he sits at home all day with his Doris watching shoddy tv programmes.

No, I haven't. Does that disappoint you, Ed? You should stick to giving that other tit his daily reach around and don't be worrying about what I post.

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Big Fella wrote:

What a load of auld shite that Love/Hate is.

Lol. Absolute textbook. I knew as soon as I posted it what your response would be.

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Big Fella wrote:
smallman1 wrote:

Has La Naus ever posted anything to do with prog?

I get the impression he sits at home all day with his Doris watching shoddy tv programmes.


And he reads books, rock n roll.

Oh give it a rest you boring fucking cunt. And your sidekick there and fuck off and all. Pair of fucking fizzbags.

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Season five of Love/Hate has been excellent. The first two series were so-so....gets much better from there on. Well worth a look.

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Any Illuminati/lizard people present?

smallman1 wrote:

You find me anywhere near a Halloween club event.

A night for idiots.

A deliberate faux pas there, Ed? If that's not an oxymoron?

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I love the lakes and the trees.

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I managed to see out the five series....and I'm glad it's over. Talk about about rinsing every single episode. Fuck me. Hard work. All that flashback bollocks in the last series. Totally superfluous, IMO.

Just finished Gomorrah as well.  Not sure what to make of it.  Could do with a HBO makeover.

David Icke, Live at Wembley. I'm a believer.

Presto wrote:

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Wrong thread mate. The Boiler Room gif thread is that away

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smallman1 wrote:

You forgot winning bucket loads of trophies in the process chief.

Do you count them, Ed? At night? Do you have miniatures, in a little trophy cabinet?  Do you wake up in the morning under your Chelsea duvet, sweating like a donkey in your Chelsea onesie, genuflecting to your little shrine, skipping down the stairs in your fluffy, elongated Chelsea slippers to a hot cup of cocoa in your big Chelsea mug?
Just curious.

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Big Fella wrote:

The Manchester United way

Being the greatest football club in the world by playing the beautiful game in the correct way with attacking football by some of the best footballers ever to grace the green velvet.

Relentless. In a massive toothache, migraine, carcinogenic kind of way.

Logistics, transport, synergies etc. we used to move stuff but now we have meetings with lots of blue sky thinking about how we're going to move stuff without ever actually doing it.
I work for Zee Germans. A right bunch of cunts.

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And what have nice looking birds got to do with it? Like you're going to be pulling them every night, yeah? What, after you've finished delivering pizzas as your second job to pay for the extortionate rent in some fucking dog kennel beside a train track, overlooking a scrap metal yard.
Russian birds are fit but you won't see a queue outside the Russian embassy. A dream life living in Sector B yeah?

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Big Fella wrote:

Went to Alain Ducasse at the Dorchester a few weeks ago, had Foie Gras for starters and a beef dish for main, could barely touch the dessert. No potatoes in sight either.

Delighted for you.

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Did you hear that Le Tissier cunt on Sky yesterday? Whooping out of him.

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And what's "cuisine" got to do with it? What are we all, gourmet diners now? How often does everyone eat out? Most of your scran is made at home and the same ingredients can be found anywhere. And how many of us have eaten in a Michelin Star restaurant and more importantly who would want to? Pretentious load of old wank. Portions last seen on Karen Carpenter's dinner plate. Artistic wankery with the stuff on your plate. Are you going to hang it on your wall or nosh it down with a few beers? What, you don't do beer? Only heavily priced vino that you can get in Aldi for four quid a bottle? Mmm yes please. And some coal-flavoured ice cream made of diced bull's testicles for dessert.

Pacific Rim. Okay, it was aimed at an audience age group of six and people like Hannu so I have to make allowances but it was incredibly shite.

American Hustle: made me hate Bradley Cooper even more.

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loopdokter wrote:
jamie wrote:
zackster wrote:

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that's brilliant. is it a bloke or a woman?

That is French Canada.  That's all you need to know.

Preoccupied as I was by that fucking beast revealing her TEETH beside the whale-loving slut  (what the fuck way was she dancing and was she wearing a hat?), I completely missed the nodding black dude in the background, off his trombone.

I recently went "grocery shopping" with my missus for the first time in about 15 years and quickly realised that it was a huge mistake. The FEAR took hold fairly rapidly. The early spasms of pleasure in the spices and sauces aisle (I was planning on making a Ruby later) were quickly replaced by a feeling of dread when I was dragged down the aisle with soap powder and JIF and dishclothes and the like.
It won't be happening again.

For more stories as fascinating at this, please join my daily blog at www.philslife.com. My placenta smoothie recipe is to die for.

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Welsh's latest was actually quite good. Worth a look.
Just finished The Guts by Roddy Doyle....featuring some of the characters from The Commitments...and it was shite. And Doyle's a bit of a wand as well.
Currently on Concrete Island by JG Ballard.....never really got into him at all. Next up..Walking on Glass by Iain Banks.

Sue Barker.

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Peter Purvis died today.
RIP

He's no DLT