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(35,283 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Pires dive v Pompey for the pen... Saved the unbeaten run but no honour in that.

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Giggs got the bullet cos he's more interested in his flute than James Galway.

Liability cos he's addicted to flange.

You remember who I am? You don't know me.

I live for the bantz. All good.

Oh fuck off Kev, you fucking eejit. I answered a post about United next year without saying anything that outlandish... You appear to have read a lot into it. Are you this much of a geebag in real life? Can't see how you get through the week.

Oh aye, after all west ham's "success" this year and yet another Spurs bottle job (million years in a row) I'll take that stick.

* chuckles you fucking arsehole *

I'd imagine that Inter side were fairly limited. He got the last drop out of them.

Shaw back, keep DDG, Smalliing is good, stick Blind into his proper position, few good attacking young lads, couple of signings... Does that fit the narrative though?

Everyone obsessed with United.

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(22 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Elton is carrying a lot of that baby weight still judging by the circus tent he was rocking on old Nortin's show last night.

MattBlack wrote:
303 abuser wrote:

^ getting good and drunk last night helped a bunch.

A glass of brandy can work wonders

You'll find it in the little barrel under his chin. The dog's chin, not Matt's.

Sorry to hear about that Chum.

I under appreciate slightly burned toast with real butter. Not a euphemism.

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(78 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Jim Eoin is as funny as getting a good hard kick in the cunt.

Like everyone from Northern Ireland.

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My ma died in my birthday. Cheers for that Mam. Lol.

You'd have to dig her up in Dardistown first.

I found Turkish men to be very hospitable towards my wife & some of them had even progressed to the 12th century.

A shower of fucking animals. I wouldn't go back if you gave me a free holiday.

I'd send her though.

Boring - I'm on my phone & couldn't see the names of posters... When I read that, I thought that's La Nausee. Which has to be good if you're a wrong brain.  Fair play. Nail on head. Lol.

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(30 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

1 & 4 already covered. Cheers for ideas.

Did you ask your mates if their Turkish brides have big massive black hairy gees?

If not, could you? I think they all do.

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(30 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

"How can you do this to me... Coming back like"

Lol.

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(30 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

My missus went away with mates (boyfriend) on Saturday. Best night I've had in ages.

All joking aside, how the fuck is Delph even considered? Absolutely woeful player who hasn't kicked a ball all year.

Carrol couldn't lace Rashford's boots either.

smashdad wrote:
fadass wrote:

I had you score both halves you cunts

I had your shower being able to get a fucking fixture sorted out - daft cunt that I am...

And that was without a load of embarrassing 50 something NF 70s throwbacks in ill fitting denim jackets running amok.

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(1,799 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Nah HH, I could wear those runners once I had a matching anorak. Like them.

I had you score both halves you cunts