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(38,613 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

What do you mean "shit", pip?

United hold 75% of the domestic trophies on offer currently & are the last English team in Europe. Again.

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(38,613 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Conte is like Pep... it was so tough managing little Juve before he dragged poor litle Chelsea out of non league. A real rags to riches story. Lol.

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(38,613 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Simon, people talking about 'net spend' mark themselves down as complete & utter JCL football365 Bantz wank the budgies.

That be syruped twat at the bridge making out Chelsea are AFC Wimbledon up against the money men is beyond laughable. How much have the cunts spent for years buying trophies?

And you lot will do it when some Korean Cilla Black fan pumsps a billion in in a few years. Then you won't give a fuck about money spent. N

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(4 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Jab... shuffle about a bit... jab... shuffle about.... grab hold of each other... punch back of each other's head... get split up.... shuffle about a bit... jab... shuffle about.... grab hold of each other... punch back of each other's head.... repeat ad nauseum....

Oh no, that's my house on Saturday night I'm thing of.

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(38,613 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Sing when you're winning, Fam?

Homegrove wrote:

Already on my list in Viaplay.

Don't bother. It's gash.

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(124 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

China is the future. For Chinese snooker. Nobody over here gives a fuck about watching them.

Is Ding a 'character'? Would he wear a white suit, mill Coke or get the 'RA after another player?

I rest my case. Cos my arms are tired.

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(124 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Couldn't give a fuck what "Bazza" thinks, Ed. He can't see the need for 'characters' for years so who cares?

I hope he gives you a good hard kick in your gee when he sees you though.

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(124 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

He's been trying to do that for years already, you plank.

There's no fuckin characters.

If you think "Bernard" Gleeson is so great, I suggest you watch Calvary.. I defy you to stay awake throughout.

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(38,613 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Pique & Ramos must be the busiest cunts since gaz & Phil.

Ramos moaning about Ibra's boyfriend trying to get him sent off last night was ironical in the extreme.

A pair of fuckin fannies who couldn't lace Steve 'Fozzie' Foster's Bukta boots.

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(124 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Snooker needs "characters", doesn't it. Y'know , like characters... real characters.

It will struggle without characters.

Characters.

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(38,613 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Playing with Welsh was like having 2 strikers up front.

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(38,613 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Racquel Welsh wasn't a conventional number 9 either... but Strudders is always likely to spring a surprise.

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(38,613 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Is that Alexander McQueen in goal/up front?

Great celebration by Messi. Get it up yiz! Lol.

Cunt.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/nintchdbpict000004573685-e1469196790818.jpg?w=960&strip=all

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(69 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Cheeky Nandos

A term used by fuckboys over social media in order to facilitate their need for attention by adding the epithet 'Cheeky' to the restaurant chain Nandos, usually followed by 'with the lads' - aka a group of tools equal to or greater than the original tool posting the update.
Expect some sort of deeply depressing Metrosexual attire and a variety of group selfies and close up shots of the food that's been ordered. Essentially using this term means the final nail in the coffin of your masculinity has been hammered.

Has Benteke scored more goals as an away player at Anfield than he managed while turning out for the dippers?

Funerals are great. Don't need an invite & don't have to buy a present.

Great piss up invariably.

No Brit propaganda in my gaff.

Kill all touts.

Or just read the same book over & over again.

It.

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(69 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

A side of perineum would have been well cheeky.

A grown man eating in Nandos.... tragic.

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(69 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Cunts and wankers.

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(69 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Fever Tree Tonic!

Nathan Barley is alive & well.