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(23 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Congrats Hannu.

I guess it's true what they say about the quickest way to a man's heart.

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(98 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

is he the same guy that played Roly in Grange Hill?

deffo this for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PqCyvTSOQE

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(110 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

coconut shavings. i should have wrote coconut shavings.

my taste in summer barbecue music is clearly waaay off.

thank fuck i've never been to a barbie round any of your gaffs. fuck me.

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(98 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

rapidly losing the will to live by the looks of it

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(110 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

still pretty fucking gay if you ask me mate.

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(110 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

my missus made me a lovely looking bowl of exotic fruit with nuts and shaved coconut for breakfast this morning.

i say lovely looking. the minute her back was turned i tipped the lot in the bin and made a beeline for her used underwear.

breakfast is served!

i have lots of barbecues, what with my big house and lots of friends etc.

i normally just play this on loop all day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LFCG7kOsxE

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(110 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

two double espressos, a swift hit from the crack pipe, a banana and a deep, lingering lungful of the mrs's crotch sweat and i'm ready to attack the morning.

how do i reconcile this with the polls? i don't think you have to reconcile the polls with the result, they are an indicator with a potentially big margin of error. maybe people are lying, maybe people think they are being honest but are lying to themselves, maybe the pollsters are in cahoots with the media ..... i don't know bro. they aint gonna win though, that much is clear, logically-speaking.

jules72 wrote:
chromosome_junction wrote:

the tories inherited a bankrupt state and began the task of turning it around - the UK electorate will not, therefore, now kick them out and put Labour back in, so it can only be a Lib_Con outcome.

I wish you were right Chromo....but how do you reconcile this with the polls saying a Labour + SNP coalition are the most likely outcome?

Jules, hello, my friends call me CJ.

polls? schmoles, i say.

SNP? SN LOL more like.

Wee Nicola is not a bad sort when she's done her hair and makeup properly, tidy wee airse on it  - but her and Miliband and Balls running the UK ?

Ha ha ha ha !!

House Harkonnen! No way man! Wow. How's it going in Norway bro? Long time no speak....you flares ass motherfucker.

The first minor issue with the the EU is that it essentially functions as a means of diverting the wealth of europe into funding the sexual proclivities of a cabal of unelected belgian and german perverts by creating an untouchable political uberclass who control the money supply and the law. Now, I know - that sounds ridiculous - but it's really true.

the second fly in the ointment is the whole thing about letting germans and greeks use the same banknotes. that was always a silly idea, but you can see why a lot of people would sign up to it (see above). luckily for the UK, we have our own notes which means our insolvency is transitory whilst theirs is intrinsic.

the free-borders element of the EU is pretty good because these migrants are essentially slaves, so we definitely do want them to come here from an economics perspective - but it would be nice if we had a bit more control over how many come in. who would argue that it is a good idea to have no control over people entering and leaving countries?

the people who say "europe are our biggest trade partners" - you do realise that would be true regardless of whether we were in or out? the eu is unquestionably fucked because of aforementioned issues, so we can expect to do less trade with them and more with the ROW in future. let them try to impose all the duties and tariffs they like - they'll only harm themselves and boost their competition.

the tories inherited a bankrupt state and began the task of turning it around - the UK electorate will not, therefore, now kick them out and put Labour back in, so it can only be a Lib_Con outcome.

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(71 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Never had you down as a racist Nick if I'm honest.

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(71 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

our time and space they decorate,
to those we choose, we pay fair rate.
let us leave our .txt files at the gate,
and worry not about bitrate.

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(395 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

wow. hats off smashdad. you are properly mental. with your cheeky halfs and your booze.

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(13 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

suprised Ed's not keeping his head down in this thread given the new york incident.

lol

Munich is sound. Cracking airport. Proper big city. Very close to Dachau which is always good banter on a stag do.

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(49 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

the reason the music was so fast was because everyone was on so much drugs.

the reason everyone was on so much drugs was..... this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGFk_yYIbww

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(49 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

I lived in Aberdeen and turned 18 around the time Hook/Bellboy started up and knew kev faquharson (JJ Deniro).

Here's a load of classics mixes from one of the best local DJ's around back in the day.

https://soundcloud.com/simon-smith/sets/classics-mixes

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(1,363 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Fortitude is feckin good

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(26 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

"Your gentleman's relish tastes like golden honey"

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(19 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

I haven't been either but I'm thinking it would be at least middle management, although perhaps too unintelligible and drug-free for you ed, so probably not chief exec.

Millsy experiencing significant loss of face here but I have to say I genlolled at the woman trying to swat away the goat.