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(1,228 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Fortitude is feckin good

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(26 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

"Your gentleman's relish tastes like golden honey"

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(19 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

I haven't been either but I'm thinking it would be at least middle management, although perhaps too unintelligible and drug-free for you ed, so probably not chief exec.

Millsy experiencing significant loss of face here but I have to say I genlolled at the woman trying to swat away the goat.

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(33 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

yeah, wally, jaysis! don't bring that up!!111

these days, JZ wouldn't even get into Hannu's top three (Digweed, Smallman, Millsy)

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(47 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

it's with satisfaction i note the authorisation of the modification of his salutation to discourage further vainglorious cyber-defaction.

joey, you need to know your history mate. when people make up stuff to look cool on here, you get called out. ask dermo.

*SIZZLE*

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(82 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

ever seen the Venga Boys ed?

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(228 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

the tories will obviously win the election because of the economy and i agree with their policy of deficit and tax reduction while protecting health and education.

our system drifts on through the years staying pretty much the same because it's served us well, despite all its flaws, and stability is nice. clearly it's broken in many places but i think we've got off light considering the amount of wealth we've destroyed recently what with the wars and the cataclysmic planetary financial meltdowns. i'm hopeful that we're all a little bit wiser for that experience.

if i could ever actually be arsed to go to the trouble i would vote for which ever party was cheapest. Rule Britannia! Hurrah!

And it's 'grebe'.

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(63 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

smallman1 wrote:

Running and broccoli is great for tinnitus.

smallman1 wrote:

Smashing it in nightclubs is good for tinnitus.

that's not very cool, ed, to be honest.

dude, your tinnitus is probably not going to go away but your brain will tune it out in time.

how long have you had it and what started it?

in-ear headphones caused mine.

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(107 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Paul Denton wrote:
smashdad wrote:

Not even trying to be amusing here but this thread started me thinking, the consequence of which is I think there's one other thing I'd say - specifically to any Dads who have young daughters, and it would be this...

It is never too early to start telling your little girl that she's beautiful and there is absolutely no limit to how many times a day you should say it.  She is growing up in a fucking brutal world and by the time she hits 6, 7 & 8 the world around her will already be telling her the opposite and, staggering as it is to imagine, she'll find herself beginning to wonder who's right, Daddy or the rest of the world.  The media and the little bitches in the playground (often including the mothers) will be relentless so you should be too 'cos by the time she hits 13, 14 & 15 you need to have banked a huge surplus of "my beautiful little princess" type comments 'cos the rest of her little world will be draining them from her.

Sounds mildly melodramatic but I promise you it was the one topic of conversation that on which their was pretty much universal agreement on the few 'Dads from Y3/6/10/etc. beer and curry' evenings that I ever attended - and all the Dads agreed that their daughters were vulnerable, whilst all simultaneously denying that our little Princess would ever take part in such playground assassination...!



Jesus. But other than that enjoy every minute of it yeah? Harrowing.

LOL.

Great first post.

lol

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(82 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

shaunstrudwick wrote:
millsy23 wrote:

Don't believe in paying for education Rhouses. The end product is very rarely representative of a sound investment, I'm sure you'll agree.

my thoughts exactly Stuart

LOL

i pay £20 a month to Sky for broadband and it comes with infinite free music.

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(105 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

as a child. i was fond of occasionally throwing a plausible-yet-fictional variety of monster munch into my tuck shop order.

"hi, could i get a curly-wurly, a 30p sports mix and a packet of moose-antler monster munch please?"

one time the guy goes "we seem to be out of moose-antler monster much - let me check through the back"

nearly died, so we did.

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(41 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

in principle you shouldn't be prevented from earning a living just because you're a convict, but there has to be limits to how that living can be earned. he shouldn't be allowed to just pick up where he left of as a rising celebrity sportsman.

taking advantage of a drunk girl is something quite different from grabbing someone off the street but you can't just let folk get away with shagging barely-conscious chicks otherwise there's no thrill in it.

he's short, is of mixed race, and has a profoundly disabled version of himself in his life, ed.

what's your excuse?

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(45 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

i'm big mates with vince. he's shite.

only joking, he's THE shit.

love you Vincey xx

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(33 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

#illrideyou

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(64 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

there's a lad at my work with that same look, i always took it to be some sort of fucked-up tribute tae that welsh popstar-peado cunt who got caught with a porn stash so vast and toxic they had to overhaul the police IT system

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQYA3qLJAOb3rb85_o3QQIqmmtbcB9CUisjJExPQZ7w3oW4z0Lh

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(11 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

new thread when he wants,
new thread when he waants,
Jason Kauffmann - new thread when he wants.

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(88 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

almond and hazlenut milk is really good to drink but not suitable for coffee imo.

just FYI, like.

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(67 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Do you know what, I think Flares is alright really. And his backstory sounds entirely plausible and in no way confected purely for the purposes of trying to make himself seem less tragic.

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(44 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

the poor lad was probably only about eight years old at the time as well, how on earth did he ever get mixed up with that lot in the first place is what i would like to know.

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(88 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

this thread is hilarious. all these long-term drug users kidding themselves that their health issues are due to milk!

i think we're going to need a seperate Bedrock Health forum over the next few years.

i drink milk every day and have done all my life, i think this is why my erections are so sturdy and durable. all those cow hormones, yum!!!

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(202 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

the UK govt is deffo a spender, note the size of the interest payments:

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/78748000/gif/_78748618_tax_breakdown1.gif

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(202 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

property in london? win

what type of work needs doing? you're going to want to choose who to employ verrrry carefully my friend. So many cowboys.

Don't buy small rounds. Just exclude anyone who doesn't reciprocate.