I hate Henry Redhoops, I hate his obsequious, contrived shtick, I hate the fact that feckless, barely-sentient morons get to vote him into contention with the genuinely funny board members.
Haha. Let it all out CJ there's a good chap. And once you've calmed down take your ma down to the Holburn Bar for a 'slap up meal'. A cheese macaroni pie, with a deep fried Mars Bar for dessert. Treat yourself.
The Holburn Bar? Would that be the same Holburn Bar that you apparently once patronised to watch an England match, only to shite your pants then post about how scary it was, with its "orange plastic chairs"?
Do you mean that one, or a different one?