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(10 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

dermot,

mate.

take a step back, have a calm sober look at what's happened here.

you've came on here and - entirely of your own volition - started a thread entitled:

" A beginners guide to cat's "


what an absolute fucking half-wit muppet cunt you really are.

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(96 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Magic Rock.....fucking magic that stuff.

love the artwork on the cans too.....reminds me of the mighty boosh.

two more scottish ones for you, you can get the tempests ones in Aldi

http://www.fallenbrewing.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/tn__MG_8592.jpg

https://res.cloudinary.com/ratebeer/image/upload/w_250,c_limit/beer_152736.jpg

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(366 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

just put tax up by a billion percent and make the minimum wage £50k a day, subsidised by the huge tax receipts.

simples.

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(83 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

mad bastards

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(85 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

seems like Vlad should have finished him off in the sixth or seventh round but because it wasn't in the script he had to let him recover.

it's the new WWF imo.

cracking entertainment though.

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(47 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

i saw him live for the first time in 2001. i was off my tits and he totally indulged me and was super nice.

a rare example of someone who turned down bags of money so that he could do whatever the fuck he fancied and hang out with other freaks with innovative hair. a true underground legend who could quite easily mix the pants of everyone on this board if he actually gave a shit.

I think flaresey knew him pretty well back in't day.

my 2 favourite mixes of his are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il6LaVHzgSk

and

https://soundcloud.com/fer-7/essential- … mes-holden

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(5 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

the cover image on that ep is a bit dodge imo.

lovely song though.

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(25 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

i once went into a cubicle in doha airport and the smell was so pungent - so intense - it was like being hit in the face by a cricket bat made of ripe sewage.

i staggered backwards, tears streaming, just as a jolly african cleaning lady headed in.

i grabbed her and was like "you can't go in there." she was like "hahaha, don't worry, it's my job. i'm used to it"

i was like "you don't understand, you can't. you must not. go in that cubicle"

too late, she was in.

a split second later she came staggering back, giving me a look i'll never forget as long as i live, a look that seemed to say "what are you?!"

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(16 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

lol @ hitachi

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(56 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

"shacked" - lol

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(74 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

does Petra from GU ever read this board these days? probably not, i'm guessing......Hannu probably knows.

had a cracking night with her and House Harkonnen in Paradiso back in '04.

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(74 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

you don't take photos, huh?

how convenient....

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(74 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

hearing "viagra? pssssst.......viagra?" as you take a pleasant sunday morning stroll sums up amsterdam for me.

absolutely crackers place. can't get enough of it.

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(16 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

lightweights imo

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(3,529 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

agreed

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(89 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyl … minique-ed

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(588 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

that Bercow cunt is utterly nauseating.

the local voting data is quite interesting but you'd want to be very careful about leaping to some of the conclusions implied by the once-impartial BBC. you need to remember the quote about lies and statistics and how facts can be twisted or omitted to suit different agendas.

for example, more graduates = less brexiteers because a) scraping a third class degree in anthropology in between ski-trips and finding your true self in guatemala with a bunch of Tarquins somehow helps cultivate a far-sighted and profound degree of insight into the future state of geopolitics in an ever changing world, or b) they haven't got a fucking clue how the real world works but they do quite like the idea of having plenty of fit foreign birds coming over here in search of some british cock when not taking care of their offspring for less than the minimum wage.

or how about: more scots = less brexiteers because a) living in a freezing cold shit heap full of work-shy junkies, in-bred alcoholics and other assorted glaswegians helps cultivate a far-sighted and profound degree of insight into the future state of geopolitics in an ever changing world, or b) we've been freeloading off the english for years and we see no reason to potentially disrupt the flow of benefits under the current arrangements, plus its too cold up here for most of those swarthy cunts anyway.

or perhaps: more asians = more brexiteers because a) asians are typically fairly racist and don't like poles and bulgarians or other different types generally or b) britain is our carcass to feast on and you cunts will have to find other coutries benefits to steal!!

just some food for thought there.

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(588 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

monostereo wrote:
chromosome_junction wrote:
benson wrote:

latest analysis shows very strong correlation between high academic achievement and voting remain.

the intellectual elite are naturally in favour of importing slaves to wipe their arses for them, particularly as they are not forced to live amongst them.

You mean all those "slaves" protected by the EU's Working Time Directive?

I kind of feel like you might be being serious here, so I will restrain myself out of sympathy/ pity.

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(89 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

smallman1 wrote:

Keep your eyes peeled for your favourite poster in Saturday 18th Feb's edition!

who, fadas? cool. will do mate.

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(588 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

millsy23 wrote:

Just imagine, for a moment, that the EU recovers economically and puts in forms of checks and balances that ensure a more stable financial future. Will we feel a little bit silly then, out on our own waving our little flags and trying to sell cheddar to the Chinese?

yeah. cos that's plausible.

The EU is deeply fucked and they know it. Without the UK to prop up them they're toast. Look at Michel Barnier's comments about access to the City in such rabidly pro-EU outlets as the Guardian. Check the nick of Junker, or of Guy Verhofstadt. His position is essentially that Europe is a shambles and the only way out is for a federal European super-state. A federal European super-state indeed! How likely is that in our lifetimes and what does it tell you that even their "top men" openly admit the current model has failed? It tells you they're an unholy pack of Eurocunts in the middle of a massive shitstorm with no umbrella, that's what it tells you mate.

I can only see Europe getting worse before it gets better and that's bad news for us and them unfortunately.

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(588 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

benson wrote:

latest analysis shows very strong correlation between high academic achievement and voting remain.

the intellectual elite are naturally in favour of importing slaves to wipe their arses for them, particularly as they are not forced to live amongst them.

Yant wrote:

I don't get where all the dislike comes from, personally.  I think it's a brilliant storyline.

lol. what?

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(3,529 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

in order to experience cognitive dissonance one must first achieve cognisance......

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38802763

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(57 replies, posted in Mixes & Free Downloads)

part 2 is a helluva nice job mate

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(1 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

really nice tracks imo. Slippy especially.