he's short, is of mixed race, and has a profoundly disabled version of himself in his life, ed.

what's your excuse?

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(17 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

i'm big mates with vince. he's shite.

only joking, he's THE shit.

love you Vincey xx

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(33 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

#illrideyou

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(64 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

there's a lad at my work with that same look, i always took it to be some sort of fucked-up tribute tae that welsh popstar-peado cunt who got caught with a porn stash so vast and toxic they had to overhaul the police IT system

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQYA3qLJAOb3rb85_o3QQIqmmtbcB9CUisjJExPQZ7w3oW4z0Lh

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(11 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

new thread when he wants,
new thread when he waants,
Jason Kauffmann - new thread when he wants.

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(88 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

almond and hazlenut milk is really good to drink but not suitable for coffee imo.

just FYI, like.

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(67 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Do you know what, I think Flares is alright really. And his backstory sounds entirely plausible and in no way confected purely for the purposes of trying to make himself seem less tragic.

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(44 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

the poor lad was probably only about eight years old at the time as well, how on earth did he ever get mixed up with that lot in the first place is what i would like to know.

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(88 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

this thread is hilarious. all these long-term drug users kidding themselves that their health issues are due to milk!

i think we're going to need a seperate Bedrock Health forum over the next few years.

i drink milk every day and have done all my life, i think this is why my erections are so sturdy and durable. all those cow hormones, yum!!!

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(202 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

the UK govt is deffo a spender, note the size of the interest payments:

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/78748000/gif/_78748618_tax_breakdown1.gif

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(202 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

property in london? win

what type of work needs doing? you're going to want to choose who to employ verrrry carefully my friend. So many cowboys.

Don't buy small rounds. Just exclude anyone who doesn't reciprocate.

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(202 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

twice was enough mate. really.

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(809 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

try this you scouse mong

http://www.menlook.com/uk/sneakers/air- … ;ectrans=1

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(809 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

i find jamie and his tasteless canadian lifestyle offensive. i have a feeling his heart is not entirely in it either but he's putting a brave face on it.

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ah ha ha ha....don't know where to begin here.

genuinely stunned at Smashdad's contribution to this thread: "don't put money into a pension...my woman made me spend £5k on an impulse-purchase animal with a big cock....oh, and here's an unsolicited photo of my daughter + some geographical info, do what you want with that."

Rhouses: "kinda focused on an early retirement plan now. My own apartment is next on the list..." LOL

( joking apart, he'll probably be richer than us all in 20 years, with his ten fingers in the emerging markets pie...)

Mickyd "no wife or kids, too fecked up for any of that.." that's tragic mate, sort your head out, i bet it's not that bad.

Big Fella: great advice on the investments. diversification is where it's at. the younger you are, the riskier your portfolio.

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(46 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

This is a thread for mincers.

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(1,134 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

I've been watching "News" by BBC on Amazon Prime , anyone seen this? It's like some sort of weird fucked up reality show, apparently it's on it's 2014'th season.

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(809 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Et tu Brute

Amps, here's the thing. They're lighter and comfier than anything else out there. Everything about them is totally Zen. And it's Roshe, not Roche.

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(202 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Are you a spender or a saver?

I'm a spender, my brother is a saver.  He's thousands in the black, I'm thousands in the red.

Every penny I get, gets spent before I get it, and then some. An economist would say I have a marginal propensity to consume of greater than one. I say you're only young once and you could die tomorrow.

How much do you lot squirrel away?

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(809 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

She sounds fit.

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just treated myself to a couple of pairs of Flynit Roshes, because i'm worth it

http://www.highsnobiety.com/files/2014/10/nike-roshe-flyknit-light-charcoal-01-960x640.jpg

http://www.footpatrol.co.uk/templates/footpatrol.co.uk/_images//blog/_2013/Nike-Flyknit-Roshe-Run-Fireberry/Nike-Flyknit-Roshe-Run-Fireberry-1.jpg

really wish you'd let me edit that for you mate.

very first line and you're using nouns as verbs. no-wonder slabs has left.

could have been a masterpiece, that.

one thousandth of the value of everything produced by the UK in 12 months is a huge and significant amount, and of course he was trying to score political points.....he's a politician?

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(80 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

I'm a Digital Onanist.

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(51 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Henry Rindhoops wrote:

This one reminds me of Strudders. Bleasdale warm up in the Courtyard. 1998. 10.30pm.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/00d8ae2888d43b8c60eb9afea213ff1e/tumblr_nd0gaj7RXY1tl7j2uo1_500.gif

LOL