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(93 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Paul Denton wrote:
smashdad wrote:

Not even trying to be amusing here but this thread started me thinking, the consequence of which is I think there's one other thing I'd say - specifically to any Dads who have young daughters, and it would be this...

It is never too early to start telling your little girl that she's beautiful and there is absolutely no limit to how many times a day you should say it.  She is growing up in a fucking brutal world and by the time she hits 6, 7 & 8 the world around her will already be telling her the opposite and, staggering as it is to imagine, she'll find herself beginning to wonder who's right, Daddy or the rest of the world.  The media and the little bitches in the playground (often including the mothers) will be relentless so you should be too 'cos by the time she hits 13, 14 & 15 you need to have banked a huge surplus of "my beautiful little princess" type comments 'cos the rest of her little world will be draining them from her.

Sounds mildly melodramatic but I promise you it was the one topic of conversation that on which their was pretty much universal agreement on the few 'Dads from Y3/6/10/etc. beer and curry' evenings that I ever attended - and all the Dads agreed that their daughters were vulnerable, whilst all simultaneously denying that our little Princess would ever take part in such playground assassination...!



Jesus. But other than that enjoy every minute of it yeah? Harrowing.

LOL.

Great first post.

lol

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shaunstrudwick wrote:
millsy23 wrote:

Don't believe in paying for education Rhouses. The end product is very rarely representative of a sound investment, I'm sure you'll agree.

my thoughts exactly Stuart

LOL

i pay £20 a month to Sky for broadband and it comes with infinite free music.

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as a child. i was fond of occasionally throwing a plausible-yet-fictional variety of monster munch into my tuck shop order.

"hi, could i get a curly-wurly, a 30p sports mix and a packet of moose-antler monster munch please?"

one time the guy goes "we seem to be out of moose-antler monster much - let me check through the back"

nearly died, so we did.

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in principle you shouldn't be prevented from earning a living just because you're a convict, but there has to be limits to how that living can be earned. he shouldn't be allowed to just pick up where he left of as a rising celebrity sportsman.

taking advantage of a drunk girl is something quite different from grabbing someone off the street but you can't just let folk get away with shagging barely-conscious chicks otherwise there's no thrill in it.

he's short, is of mixed race, and has a profoundly disabled version of himself in his life, ed.

what's your excuse?

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i'm big mates with vince. he's shite.

only joking, he's THE shit.

love you Vincey xx

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#illrideyou

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there's a lad at my work with that same look, i always took it to be some sort of fucked-up tribute tae that welsh popstar-peado cunt who got caught with a porn stash so vast and toxic they had to overhaul the police IT system

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQYA3qLJAOb3rb85_o3QQIqmmtbcB9CUisjJExPQZ7w3oW4z0Lh

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(11 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

new thread when he wants,
new thread when he waants,
Jason Kauffmann - new thread when he wants.

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(88 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

almond and hazlenut milk is really good to drink but not suitable for coffee imo.

just FYI, like.

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Do you know what, I think Flares is alright really. And his backstory sounds entirely plausible and in no way confected purely for the purposes of trying to make himself seem less tragic.

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the poor lad was probably only about eight years old at the time as well, how on earth did he ever get mixed up with that lot in the first place is what i would like to know.

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this thread is hilarious. all these long-term drug users kidding themselves that their health issues are due to milk!

i think we're going to need a seperate Bedrock Health forum over the next few years.

i drink milk every day and have done all my life, i think this is why my erections are so sturdy and durable. all those cow hormones, yum!!!

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the UK govt is deffo a spender, note the size of the interest payments:

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/78748000/gif/_78748618_tax_breakdown1.gif

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property in london? win

what type of work needs doing? you're going to want to choose who to employ verrrry carefully my friend. So many cowboys.

Don't buy small rounds. Just exclude anyone who doesn't reciprocate.

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twice was enough mate. really.

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try this you scouse mong

http://www.menlook.com/uk/sneakers/air- … ;ectrans=1

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(815 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

i find jamie and his tasteless canadian lifestyle offensive. i have a feeling his heart is not entirely in it either but he's putting a brave face on it.

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ah ha ha ha....don't know where to begin here.

genuinely stunned at Smashdad's contribution to this thread: "don't put money into a pension...my woman made me spend £5k on an impulse-purchase animal with a big cock....oh, and here's an unsolicited photo of my daughter + some geographical info, do what you want with that."

Rhouses: "kinda focused on an early retirement plan now. My own apartment is next on the list..." LOL

( joking apart, he'll probably be richer than us all in 20 years, with his ten fingers in the emerging markets pie...)

Mickyd "no wife or kids, too fecked up for any of that.." that's tragic mate, sort your head out, i bet it's not that bad.

Big Fella: great advice on the investments. diversification is where it's at. the younger you are, the riskier your portfolio.

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(46 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

This is a thread for mincers.

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I've been watching "News" by BBC on Amazon Prime , anyone seen this? It's like some sort of weird fucked up reality show, apparently it's on it's 2014'th season.

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Et tu Brute

Amps, here's the thing. They're lighter and comfier than anything else out there. Everything about them is totally Zen. And it's Roshe, not Roche.

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(202 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Are you a spender or a saver?

I'm a spender, my brother is a saver.  He's thousands in the black, I'm thousands in the red.

Every penny I get, gets spent before I get it, and then some. An economist would say I have a marginal propensity to consume of greater than one. I say you're only young once and you could die tomorrow.

How much do you lot squirrel away?

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She sounds fit.