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(2,798 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

agreed

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(58 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyl … minique-ed

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(478 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

that Bercow cunt is utterly nauseating.

the local voting data is quite interesting but you'd want to be very careful about leaping to some of the conclusions implied by the once-impartial BBC. you need to remember the quote about lies and statistics and how facts can be twisted or omitted to suit different agendas.

for example, more graduates = less brexiteers because a) scraping a third class degree in anthropology in between ski-trips and finding your true self in guatemala with a bunch of Tarquins somehow helps cultivate a far-sighted and profound degree of insight into the future state of geopolitics in an ever changing world, or b) they haven't got a fucking clue how the real world works but they do quite like the idea of having plenty of fit foreign birds coming over here in search of some british cock when not taking care of their offspring for less than the minimum wage.

or how about: more scots = less brexiteers because a) living in a freezing cold shit heap full of work-shy junkies, in-bred alcoholics and other assorted glaswegians helps cultivate a far-sighted and profound degree of insight into the future state of geopolitics in an ever changing world, or b) we've been freeloading off the english for years and we see no reason to potentially disrupt the flow of benefits under the current arrangements, plus its too cold up here for most of those swarthy cunts anyway.

or perhaps: more asians = more brexiteers because a) asians are typically fairly racist and don't like poles and bulgarians or other different types generally or b) britain is our carcass to feast on and you cunts will have to find other coutries benefits to steal!!

just some food for thought there.

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(478 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

monostereo wrote:
chromosome_junction wrote:
benson wrote:

latest analysis shows very strong correlation between high academic achievement and voting remain.

the intellectual elite are naturally in favour of importing slaves to wipe their arses for them, particularly as they are not forced to live amongst them.

You mean all those "slaves" protected by the EU's Working Time Directive?

I kind of feel like you might be being serious here, so I will restrain myself out of sympathy/ pity.

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(58 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

smallman1 wrote:

Keep your eyes peeled for your favourite poster in Saturday 18th Feb's edition!

who, fadas? cool. will do mate.

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(478 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

millsy23 wrote:

Just imagine, for a moment, that the EU recovers economically and puts in forms of checks and balances that ensure a more stable financial future. Will we feel a little bit silly then, out on our own waving our little flags and trying to sell cheddar to the Chinese?

yeah. cos that's plausible.

The EU is deeply fucked and they know it. Without the UK to prop up them they're toast. Look at Michel Barnier's comments about access to the City in such rabidly pro-EU outlets as the Guardian. Check the nick of Junker, or of Guy Verhofstadt. His position is essentially that Europe is a shambles and the only way out is for a federal European super-state. A federal European super-state indeed! How likely is that in our lifetimes and what does it tell you that even their "top men" openly admit the current model has failed? It tells you they're an unholy pack of Eurocunts in the middle of a massive shitstorm with no umbrella, that's what it tells you mate.

I can only see Europe getting worse before it gets better and that's bad news for us and them unfortunately.

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(478 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

benson wrote:

latest analysis shows very strong correlation between high academic achievement and voting remain.

the intellectual elite are naturally in favour of importing slaves to wipe their arses for them, particularly as they are not forced to live amongst them.

Yant wrote:

I don't get where all the dislike comes from, personally.  I think it's a brilliant storyline.

lol. what?

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(2,798 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

in order to experience cognitive dissonance one must first achieve cognisance......

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38802763

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(57 replies, posted in Mixes & Free Downloads)

part 2 is a helluva nice job mate

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(1 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

really nice tracks imo. Slippy especially.

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(53 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

http://67.media.tumblr.com/9dec34fb4d50e2641bb78fd849322831/tumblr_mvlbglUgjJ1s8su8go1_1280.jpg

i'd massively recommend this place if you're in the area (North Tenerife)

http://www.casajuan.net/en/

smashdad.

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(15 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

ooh, well spotted mr eagle-eyes cunt. the guy's not from here. i think we can overlook that small error.

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(39 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

amps has never once caused any friction or strife in his many years on this board Wally. his contributions are enjoyed by all.

i wish i could say the same for you. how dare you call him a cretin! you of all people!

go fuck yourself, you absolute tit-censoring weirdigan cunt.

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(22 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

does anyone have a number for dave's mum?

#genuinelyconcerned

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(62 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

I bought shares in Brewdog in 2013.

Drink that shit up, cunts.

which is more rational? the people who say "it'll all be fine!" and carry on as normal, or the people who say "we're screwed!" and carry on as normal, but with a bit more recycling.

we can't know what the global temperature would've been had we not existed but i doubt anyone would argue it would've been higher.

personally, i think it's a definite possibility that the whole climate thing could enter a new phase of mayhem in our lifetimes, so you may have well enjoy the craic while you can imo.

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(76 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

the level of bitter hatred Dermo reserves for Ed never seems to wane with the passage of months and years. Just what it does it take to warp a man like that, to spur him to produce that type of output? A sexual assault suffered during the formative years, perhaps? Some type of barely repressed sexual fantasy? Who knows. What an absolute Weirdigan.

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(131 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

There was no soup left in Pret today by the time I got there. I said to the girl "why is there no soup left?" and she was like "I'm afraid the hot food Chef had to go home early today, Sir".

I nearly throttled the impudent little cunt.

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(53 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

lol

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(40 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

champagne and seafood at home with the missus and maybe a couple of guests.

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(53 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

smallman1 wrote:

Hope it works out for him Wally, sounds like he's getting stitched up.


lol

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(53 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

i'm sorry to hear about your friend, Wally, but as we all know, water with sugar dissolved in it is a highly dangerous substance and you can't just go around administering that shit to your diabetic wife willy-nilly, even if she is on the verge of brain damage. That is an obvious no-go area. Apart from that, your story sounds highly plausible and accurate and i have the greatest sympathy for this obviously professional and valuable servant of the NHS.

On an unrelated note I hear Nissan are looking for staff in the Sunderland area.