1

(64 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Dave, in general, persuades me that there is life on other planets.

Celtic and Nordic blokes like Asian birds, everyone else prefers Nordic birds. I think Central Europe has the sexiest average indigenous female, see Budapest for example.

2

(11 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

its definitely one of those "we all know he's guilts as fuck, but - more relevantly - we all win if he gets off and writes a book" jobs imo.

the wee black lassie "doing the judging" is blatantly going to do as she's told.

3

(59 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

i've taken all the evidence into consideration and i have concluded that benson is way out of line here and the people defending him are all absolute scum.

4

(34 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Do not make friends with a hot-tempered person, do not associate with one easily angered, or you may learn their ways and get yourself ensnared

proper old school that one. takes me right back so it does.

5

(51 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Naples is great if you like rats and crime.

6

(51 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Everyone drives around in Ferraris and openly chongs away on Dark Rocky in Cannes. My sort of place.

7

(51 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Fly to Nice and get the train along to Cannes imo Rob.

lol @ Tuna Fish

9

(286 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

nikhhil d was the best mod ever imo

10

(13 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

chemical_ali wrote:

I found myself - to my amazement - packing out clubs week in week in countries as far and wide as Japan, Brazil and Mexico

lol

11

(7 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

imagine how good our schools and hospitals could be if we didn't fight wars that most people didn't want and had a legal system that didn't regularly waste money on shite like this.

12

(49 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

i like the way he makes the songs play at like exactly the same speed then actually plays them on top of each other in like a really synchronised way. it's so cool. it's like he makes a third track where previously there was only two. and then he fades the first one out and does it again.

13

(286 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Homegrove wrote:

Except bully Smallville who can clearly take it, since it all comes from envy. We all wish we had his life and sunny position. Christ, even when he has something bad to say about someone the fucker does it most politely. I know I'd like to trade places for a week some day.

Let's all move on shall we?

well said homegrove. let's all move on now. we're all a little bit jealous of ed and that's what this is really about.

(i promise i won't post in this thread again. please don't ban me.)

14

(286 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

maybe they don't even know they're the same person, like in fight club. Phil is Tyler Durden to Dermo's Edward Norton.

either that or Hannu's on the wind up.

15

(14 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Poor form from Rob tramping all over Matt's manor imo.

Poor Peaches sad

16

(54 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

there was a lot of "e" consumed in clubs around the turn of millenium that was actually "k".

lol

17

(45 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Friday: cairds.
Saturday: Edinburgh for some shopping and dining.
Sunday: Tynecastle, hospitality suite, done the hibs, met the players, home, took ma for dinner then took bird to A&E, in bed for 5am, still high from the match.

18

(122 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

smallman1 wrote:
benson wrote:

it goes right past my mum's flat. i'll be watching you all, strong erection in hand. stroking myself

Yes yes Benson.


fixed

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(20 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

BedRob wrote:

Ed

Instead of boring us to fucking tears with the "I went there in 07 with Kerry Dixon, had Pheasant on a bed of virgins, washed down with a bottle of Krug 1928, it was boss, natch etc..”. Please just post your whereabouts in here please..

Chronological order from Spike Island to date ta

LOL

20

(11 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

I would agree with Unbroken1. The attractive thing about Art, or any alternative investment, is that they are subject to their own whims and trends, which is a good thing if you want to diversify a portfolio of traditional investments.

asking if they are a safe bet is like asking if they are a big small, i.e the question of a total retard.

21

(54 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

I feel as though my manhood and status has been called into question by the fact that this person thinks he can just come on here and abuse our messageboard like this without any consequences.

22

(18 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

I'd be lying if I said I didn't get a little flutter in my willy when I saw that photo of John in the first link.

23

(105 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

people who sacrifice their own comfort for the good of the unfortunate deserve a far higher status in society in my view.

24

(174 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

munkyn wrote:

without incurring the wrath of Bedrock masons...never really knew the GU story..however more than a messy at the end I imagine

ah, young munkyn.....where to begin.

I know you're dusted by the way.

Hold Tight.

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(50 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Cogito ergo sum,

Ego autem recordor