I'm guessing I won't be allowed Mr Cunt or Mr Pedant.

smashdad wrote:
Mr Boring wrote:

Also, can you please stop using chuckles. It's far too effeminate.

I'll ditch *chuckles* Babe when you stop being so aptronymic - deal?!

So you'll stop using chuckles if I change my username?

I'm prepared to do that (I can't stop being boring I'm afraid).

Before I sign up to this I want to know what you're going to replace chuckles with. I can tolerate titters but not giggles.

Also, can you please stop using chuckles. It's far too effeminate.

Give it a rest Kevin.

smallman1 wrote:
dutchy101 wrote:

Balotelli in for £16m. Brilliant bit of business that.

Not sure if it's brilliant (it's good though, no doubt about that) but he'll score goals for you.

Too much of a liability though.

£5m per year salary post-tax.

Let's say he lasts two years before being sold on for £10m - that'll be roughly a net cost of £20million for two seasons. That's not too bad considering some of the deals that have gone through this summer.

Big Fella wrote:

Great photos these, really lightened my afternoon after Smashy & Presto's nastiness.

Millsy's lawyers will be in touch about your IP infringement.

Big Fella wrote:

Who thought it would be a good idea to take a photo with.... a Hoover and wheelbarrow etc etc.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/8/20/1408563826381/e9c3527f-453a-470f-811b-228e016e15f7-468x480.jpeg

The kid is wearing eye-liner!

That wheel barrow wouldn't last 5 minutes on a site.

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Calm down now lads. All the new members will be frightened off if they read this.

Big Fella wrote:

Great Van.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/8/20/1408563955705/44b6aabc-5a54-4abb-b724-3ab0db333b71-620x613.jpeg


Any truth to the rumours he was gay?

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Ray Clemence should be ashamed of that carpet.

I'm envious of Tommy Taylor's bar but not his wife.

MJH wrote:

The Infinite Monkey Cage is good, but it's even better when Robin Ince keeps his unfunny mouth shut.

I got dragged to one of their lives shows the Christmas before last - neither funny nor educational. ETC would have lost the plot when Ben Goldacre and Simon Singh came on.

I'd like to hear more tales from the garden. How's it looking btw?

Recommendations please!

Now that the ESPN Soccernet podcast has been binned I've got an hour free in my weekly schedule. I currently listen to:

1) Second Captains @ The Irish Times
2) Football Weekly
3) Under the Radar
4) The Bottom Line with Evan Davis
5) In Our Time
6) The Economist (occasionally).

Perhaps some music or comedy would balance things out.

I've heard good things about The Nerdist. The Game and the Football Ramble can fuck off.

How the fuck did he get a double pager out of this?

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nitron wrote:

So go and read a book or something.

Most of them are crap too.

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I'm watching Maribor v Celtic. Platini's plan to improve the minor leagues by giving them easier qualification to the Champions League has failed miserably. This is awful awful stuff.

simonr is in the know - that'll not sit well with BF.

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Ed, you've left the door wide open for Phil there.


In other news, Mate Green has come out as a United fan.

https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/photos/t … slideshow/

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millsy23 wrote:

I was having an enjoyable day in the city, have just been fitted for a suit at Savile Row, grabbed a light gentleman's luncheon on the way through St James's, stopped into a public house to check on emails and see BF has reverted to type again. Well....You can't say i haven't tried!

Blatant "I get my suits fitted on Savile Row" thread.

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On a day like today I reckon Millsy's after somewhere with a good view of the river/skyline/women.

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millsy23 wrote:

Anyone know a few good places in the smoke to leech free wifi? Was thinking the South Bank Centre? I cant be arsed to go to my client's office as I'm in jeans and t shirt and would be looked at like I was maintenance staff by the suited and booted.

The pub.

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strummerjones wrote:

The Arsenal game was nearly a complete fucking disaster.After watching Giroud,i take back what I said about Sanogo(he`s only young anyway) Arsene,you have 10 days left in the transfer window.Please spend some more $$$.Thanks.


There are a lot of egos on that bench at the Bernabeu - you should go after Benzema and one of Khedeira/Modric/Alonso.

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It's uncanny how all the Black British pundits are awful but the Black European pundits tend to be very good.

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Not racist at all - he's just awful. So bad he makes it to the top of my all-time worst pundits list:


1. Sol Campbell
2. Dwight Yorke
3. John Barnes
4. Andy Cole
5. Ian Wright

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Sol Campbell - shit pundit.