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(1,272 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Mexico are shit hot. Mexico for the semis BF you fucking clownshoe.

Have to admit, that's funnier than a shit in a teacup.

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(1,272 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Team A vs Team B

Team C vs Team D

Team A progresses to final to play team D.

Team D wins World Cup.

Congratulations, cunts.

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(1,272 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

You fucking spastic...do you really want me to humiliate you by posting a screenshot of you predicting Arsenal would win nothing along with United?

Wind it up Paul. Game's over. You lose.

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(1,272 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Thanks for that. Maybe I'll go out and put a bet on, you septic pipe. Clearly Brazil looked like weak tea in their first game whilst Holland looked like shit kicking cunts. How observant of you. One swallow doesn't make a summer so keep your counsel until after the qualifiers Wio.

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(168 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Colly wrote:

John Digweed has two other brothers called Paul and Ringo


Fuck my signature, this destroys. Bagged.

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(168 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

hocus pocus

When I was introduced to the myriad delights of marijuana in 1989, this was the track playing on the stereo whilst I was shown - ripped to the tits on Newcastle Brown - how to roll and smoke the perfect joint.


Like fucking yesterday.


smashdad wrote:

Small world...


You think? This champion of the board was frugging next to me at the command of David Holmes in distant years and I didn't even know it. I'd like to know just many instances of Bedrock board 'near-missery' there's actually been over the decades....I reckon a hatful.

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(168 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Big Fella wrote:

the poorest 3.5 billion


Should have tried harder at school.

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(1,272 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

BedRob wrote:

We will miss you Grant, don't forget to Wright! Wright! Wright!


Just because I can.

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(40 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Mr Boring wrote:

Flares, do you have a different web browser for each alias?


No need for all that Boring, only one identity required. The Real Flares. The original, and best, not to be confused with the glut of impostors plagiarising the brand during my absence.

Let's see Biggsy and his servant dwarf fuck off for two months and we can analyse the response. I have observed a number of wistful requests for my return and at least one full thread devoted to that very wish. BF is as stale and lifeless as mouldy bread so his removal would allow fresh, clean air to blow throughout the forum; I doubt that Gruntstain would be missed for an afternoon, let alone several weeks.

It's comforting to know I'm needed here, but I really can't give the board as much attention as before. So much to do, so little time. Try to contain your disappointment.

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(80 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

I'll take my memories of the music business over yours stood over a hot fryer any day. And it's three bedrooms by the way. Note that down in your weird wanky stalker diary for next time eh lad? Wand's right about you and Grant...fucking strange pair, just laughable.

Love it.

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(40 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

That's Flares to you BF, see if you can spell it right for longer than a week. I know you had trouble with 'Scholesy' on the other thread so I'm not holding my breath. This is what, my fifth post in over two months? Only half of that I was banned. I have a life, you don't, which is why you're on here posting every day and I'm not.

Anyway, must dash, adding the finishing touches to a mix. How's your latest coming along? Oh that's right, you don't put yourself out there creatively, you just sit in the corner like a fat spider being snide. Tick tock, tick tock.

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(40 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Only a proper cunt talks about other people's kids, and by that I mean a cunt in real life not just within the confines of a messageboard.

Isn't it Dermo who calls you spineless? Right on. Grow up, have a laugh and show some form. Nobody's family needs to be shit on up in here.

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(40 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Big Fella wrote:

Presto's Cock
Dermo's Wheelchair
Huffgay


You clown. You still don't get it, do you? This is why I have tremendous fun with this board and you clearly don't, Mr Bitter and Twisted. Either by accident or design, I made you - for the first time in your life - actually sit down and type the word 'huffgay' into a computer.

Ponder that for a minute you absolute fucking belter hahahaha

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(80 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

That reminds me. Must get that boil on my arse lanced. The pus leaking out of it is starting to smell all wrong.

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(80 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Big Fella wrote:

Ben Wand and Dipper, Clithero Col and other guises are Flares in my opinion.

I think the most glaring thing apart from it being a tad sad and ultimately boring is that mud slinging by an alias carries no gravitas whatsoever. In fact shows a definite sign of weakness.



Let's be honest here Biggs, no one really cares about your opinion, what you consider weakness blah blah gravitas blah yawn etc. You're the biggest dullard on here by some margin, regurgitating the same old trollop over and over...I've been sat here watching you.

You seem to have forgotten the basic rule: I don't have to justify my existence to anyone, least of all some cod-dunking adult nappy on a music forum.


'And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Flares, and Hell followed with him.'

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(80 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

La Nausee wrote:

Is Ben Wand/Dipper Flares?


Flares is Flares, Phil. There is no substitute. Listen to the master.

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(25,961 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Grant wrote:

I only despise Flares when he talks about football or indie music.  Outside of that limited knowledge he has, he's not too bad.  He's probably left the board now anyway, throwing a strop at his doppelganger, Ben Wand, taking over his mantle of drivel.


I'm always watching Granty, you should know that by now. Still talking like a lemon trapped inside a bottle of vinegar, I see? You bitter, hate-filled cunt. Calm your poor frayed nerves about my absence pleb, I've been distracted by more interesting projects...some musical, some female and some literary. Wand is as much of a cunt as the rest of you, which is why I've stepped back and let you all flap amongst yourselves like a gaggle of sexless geese. Fabulous entertainment. Keep up the good work.

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(15 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Did they? Didn't watch, been fuck off busy. Should have won the league, useless cunts.


Speaking of fuck off...



...fuck off.

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(15 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

For Smashdad, for referring to the Great One as a 'cunt' for posting that SNL skit for our edification.

Diggers does not to my knowledge or anyone else's resemble that remark, so swift and brutal justice is required to return the board to a plateau of spiritual creaminess.

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(45 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

A man my age complaining about a lass that age wearing him out. Poor show IMHO. I'd school a young slip of a girl that age and still have enough power left to whip up a mixed grill and shot tray for afters.

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(174 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Dermo wrote:

Same car has driven past ny house four times tonight.


It's probably someone from Yodel.

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(25,961 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Are people from Torquay quite small then?

Very interesting...didn't know these ever saw the light of day...