Have to admit, that's funnier than a shit in a teacup.
John Digweed has two other brothers called Paul and Ringo
Fuck my signature, this destroys. Bagged.
When I was introduced to the myriad delights of marijuana in 1989, this was the track playing on the stereo whilst I was shown - ripped to the tits on Newcastle Brown - how to roll and smoke the perfect joint.
Like fucking yesterday.
You think? This champion of the board was frugging next to me at the command of David Holmes in distant years and I didn't even know it. I'd like to know just many instances of Bedrock board 'near-missery' there's actually been over the decades....I reckon a hatful.
the poorest 3.5 billion
Should have tried harder at school.
Flares, do you have a different web browser for each alias?
No need for all that Boring, only one identity required. The Real Flares. The original, and best, not to be confused with the glut of impostors plagiarising the brand during my absence.
Let's see Biggsy and his servant dwarf fuck off for two months and we can analyse the response. I have observed a number of wistful requests for my return and at least one full thread devoted to that very wish. BF is as stale and lifeless as mouldy bread so his removal would allow fresh, clean air to blow throughout the forum; I doubt that Gruntstain would be missed for an afternoon, let alone several weeks.
It's comforting to know I'm needed here, but I really can't give the board as much attention as before. So much to do, so little time. Try to contain your disappointment.
I'll take my memories of the music business over yours stood over a hot fryer any day. And it's three bedrooms by the way. Note that down in your weird wanky stalker diary for next time eh lad? Wand's right about you and Grant...fucking strange pair, just laughable.
That's Flares to you BF, see if you can spell it right for longer than a week. I know you had trouble with 'Scholesy' on the other thread so I'm not holding my breath. This is what, my fifth post in over two months? Only half of that I was banned. I have a life, you don't, which is why you're on here posting every day and I'm not.
Anyway, must dash, adding the finishing touches to a mix. How's your latest coming along? Oh that's right, you don't put yourself out there creatively, you just sit in the corner like a fat spider being snide. Tick tock, tick tock.
Only a proper cunt talks about other people's kids, and by that I mean a cunt in real life not just within the confines of a messageboard.
Isn't it Dermo who calls you spineless? Right on. Grow up, have a laugh and show some form. Nobody's family needs to be shit on up in here.
You clown. You still don't get it, do you? This is why I have tremendous fun with this board and you clearly don't, Mr Bitter and Twisted. Either by accident or design, I made you - for the first time in your life - actually sit down and type the word 'huffgay' into a computer.
Ponder that for a minute you absolute fucking belter hahahaha
That reminds me. Must get that boil on my arse lanced. The pus leaking out of it is starting to smell all wrong.
Ben Wand and Dipper, Clithero Col and other guises are Flares in my opinion.
I think the most glaring thing apart from it being a tad sad and ultimately boring is that mud slinging by an alias carries no gravitas whatsoever. In fact shows a definite sign of weakness.
Let's be honest here Biggs, no one really cares about your opinion, what you consider weakness blah blah gravitas blah yawn etc. You're the biggest dullard on here by some margin, regurgitating the same old trollop over and over...I've been sat here watching you.
You seem to have forgotten the basic rule: I don't have to justify my existence to anyone, least of all some cod-dunking adult nappy on a music forum.
'And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Flares, and Hell followed with him.'
Is Ben Wand/Dipper Flares?
Flares is Flares, Phil. There is no substitute. Listen to the master.
I only despise Flares when he talks about football or indie music. Outside of that limited knowledge he has, he's not too bad. He's probably left the board now anyway, throwing a strop at his doppelganger, Ben Wand, taking over his mantle of drivel.
I'm always watching Granty, you should know that by now. Still talking like a lemon trapped inside a bottle of vinegar, I see? You bitter, hate-filled cunt. Calm your poor frayed nerves about my absence pleb, I've been distracted by more interesting projects...some musical, some female and some literary. Wand is as much of a cunt as the rest of you, which is why I've stepped back and let you all flap amongst yourselves like a gaggle of sexless geese. Fabulous entertainment. Keep up the good work.
Did they? Didn't watch, been fuck off busy. Should have won the league, useless cunts.
Speaking of fuck off...
For Smashdad, for referring to the Great One as a 'cunt' for posting that SNL skit for our edification.
Diggers does not to my knowledge or anyone else's resemble that remark, so swift and brutal justice is required to return the board to a plateau of spiritual creaminess.
A man my age complaining about a lass that age wearing him out. Poor show IMHO. I'd school a young slip of a girl that age and still have enough power left to whip up a mixed grill and shot tray for afters.
Same car has driven past ny house four times tonight.
It's probably someone from Yodel.
Are people from Torquay quite small then?
Re: Does anyone have the track stems for Airdrawndagger still? (39 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)
Very interesting...didn't know these ever saw the light of day...
Wheels coming off, as I predicted months ago.
What the sweet fuck are you on about Creeps? Seriously, cut the shit because your Mystic Meg routine has more holes than a Swiss cheese.
Since the start of the Christmas programme 20 matches ago Arsenal have lost FOUR times in all competitions. Hardly a meltdown that, is it? They've played Chelsea twice, Liverpool twice, Bayern twice, Spurs twice, plus United and Everton. Look at where they are in the league. Granted, City and Chelsea are in a great position and Liverpool are the form team, but if Ferguson was six points off the top with 7 to play you can bet your arse he'd be right up for it and wouldn't be whining about 'wheels coming off', you blithering idiot.
Keep talking though, I like a good laugh at the end of a long day's graft.
Oh look BF, I was well ahead of you as usual. This was in response to Creepzilla's usual fanny about Arsenal going to shit, mind.
I could repost your dire warnings from the same page about City coming to the Emirates, but I'll let you revisit it yourself.
They're still not winning it imho
lol at "this time around"
How is that in any way humourous, you ballsack?