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(39 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Apparently he thought she literally wanted Bullet for my Valentine.

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(107 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Kate Abdo & all of the SSN birds.

Just setting off to get the best spot outside Vinyl Exchange in Manchester to let them know how much I love records.  Olive signing copies of her smash hit 'On the buses'.  My fave weekend for overpaying for rare indie classics for sure.

On the same page I read about this there is a piece about Sasha playing in Manchester.  If i had only ever seen him from promo pictures I would swear he only has one ear.   Always looks like he is eyeing some birds arse while they take pictures of him.

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(22,422 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Any of you lot heard of this El Clasico match on Sky tonight - I know that means an exclusive few (Skygo doesn't count).
Some of the Messi facts are totes unbelivable, my favourites being:
1) The amount of imprints and pressure that he creates on the turf in this match is enough to fire a rocket to the moon - if released all at once.
2) Messi is rumoured to use a special resin in order to for the ball stick to his boot when he is running.

It is no way better than the Premiere League - 2 matches that count is no league I would watch.

Apart from tonight, obvs

Ladies day sponsored by Crabbies, your not fucking joking.

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(185 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Phil Opian wrote:

My work is done in this thread. Big fellow resorting to bringing in his alias to defend himself is a new board low.

Good work but fuck off and get your own 7 pager, thread sabotaging fucker.

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(185 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Big Fella wrote:
Dermo wrote:

What drug is that LJ?

The strongest known to man for hypochondria.

Lol - give you that one Big Un!

Fentanyl patches for one, 100 times stronger than heroin.  I shouldn't let on, someone may burgle me, it is popular with the youth round here, tragic.

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Big Fella wrote:

What a mess this thread is already, why is this official bedrock subject.


Ideas above my station BF!

I forgot one:

Hymns Old & New

Laughing Jack wrote:

Renaissance - Tale Of Us will be on in a few minutes, going to give the children a taste of their own medicine lazy sods.


They should have kept it to themselves - quite disappointed as heard rave reviews about them live.

The reason I would argue that I have always liked the EDM scene as opposed to bands is the DJ playing the best of one person/people rather than a night full of one bands music.  However I find myself going back through the CD's more and more of late and was thinking which bands do you like the most material from.  Not talking EDM but generally.

I am rather embarrassed when I look at who I keep going back to and I am sure I will get a load of shit but we can't all only like EDM only? 

Oasis
Ian Brown
The Beatles
The Smiths
David Bowie
Bee Gees
Queen
Blondie
Charlatans
Pulp
Michael Jackson
Pet Shop Boys

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(185 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Big Fella wrote:
Dermo wrote:

LJ me olde fruit. What brand of crack are you on?


It seems he is running scared of the BF battle axe.

As if, the way I blanked her in Sainsburys car was the stuff of hard core cunts.  Cut me to the core to be honest, none of this was her fault and their were kids with both parties.

Dermo - The stuff you have to beg your GP for! I came out of hospital on 3 x stronger painkillers than I went in on and getting stronger with time.  My GP told me that I (and a couple of others) were on the 5 worst drugs that could be prescribed.  I didn't win a prize or anything but felt it not the best time to ask for more.

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(22,422 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

I was busy yesterday and missed all of the scores, just need Arsenal & City for the coupon buster? Any ideas?

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(185 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

My grandad always said where there are spuds there is money.

He was your old school type of potato merchant.

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(185 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Laughing Jack wrote:
Mr Boring wrote:
Laughing Jack wrote:

I made a rare foray into the local award winning chippy last night (not yours obv). Talk about it being nailed, good menu, top nosh and women who don't look like they eat more than they serve. They actually had scouse women working in there who weren't trampy (no offence), chatty and service with a smile.  Not asking you to show us your awards, just letting you know how it should be done.  The Good Catch opposite Altrincham footy ground for lower league footy fans.

That's below the belt. Poor form.

I didn't realise BF makes his wife put in a shift in behind the counter?


....she is from the Wirral. Aren't they all once they escape.

Not saying that BFs missus is trampy or works, has worked or is planning to work in a chippy in the future.
Just for clarity, not bumming up to him like certain other members of this board, facts needed to be clear in this instance.

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(185 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

I am going back to bed after the above, it is in there somewhere.

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Phil Opian wrote:

Dermot posted that Altrincham is a desolate grim shit hole with all its shops either closed or closing a bit back. Hardly a place for the glitterati to hang out.

Edit

There you go

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne … itain.html

Just type in Altrincham shops closed into google.

Now why would anyone of any money bother to eat or be seen in some greasy spoon in the bleakest ghost town in Britain? Answer - They don't.

Altrincham suffers from it's proximity to Hale and excellent tram and train links to Manchester centre. Also the Trafford Centre is nearby for all the other gawps to go to.

Shame as it's market charter is older than most of the rest of the world.

Delusions of grandeur squire, you have for the right reasons- fixed.

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Mr Boring wrote:
Laughing Jack wrote:

I made a rare foray into the local award winning chippy last night (not yours obv). Talk about it being nailed, good menu, top nosh and women who don't look like they eat more than they serve. They actually had scouse women working in there who weren't trampy (no offence), chatty and service with a smile.  Not asking you to show us your awards, just letting you know how it should be done.  The Good Catch opposite Altrincham footy ground for lower league footy fans.

That's below the belt. Poor form.

I didn't realise BF makes his wife put in a shift in behind the counter?


....she is from the Wirral. Aren't they all once they escape.

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smashdad wrote:

Sort your fucking threads out for fuck's sake lad...

Sorry Smashy, too busy being down with the kids! :-)

Renaissance - Tale Of Us will be on in a few minutes, going to give the children a taste of their own medicine lazy sods.

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My mate used to have the Bernard Cribbins song of the same name.  When one of the cool kids at school asked me if I had heard their new song I was giving it the big un, the look on his face 'Right said Fred both of us together, one each end and steady as we go'. lol what a cock, i was 11 to be fair

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(7 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

stylustrouble wrote:

Perhaps she got confused and phoned R4 rather than write to the Viz Letterbocks page.

It was TalkSport if honesty is involved, getting it in while the wife is at work. Listening to more music on decent speakers via the phone is the way forward.  If you saw my Youtube history from this week you would faint.

I am defo down with the kids these days where music is concerned.

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(7 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

furry wrote:

I'm laughing at you Jack. Cheers

I always aim to please furry, any time you are over here I got your back on what is good to do.

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(14 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:
Laughing Jack wrote:
Dermo wrote:

Lets start another thread on flooding too. Fuck sake.

I was so keen to air my view I got out of bed to start the topic, hence why I couldn't sleep.  Sorry in my excitement I didn't scroll far enough down to check and now have posted two topics about it, making it 3 now.  I am proper radio rental me.

hahahahaha i dothat too hahahahahaim dyinghahahaha

Nice one Ted, I like the cut of your jib. (I am not gay or anything, I am married)

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Cheers Dermo

I don't know how people manage to keep it ticking over on here when they have jobs, a life, etc. 

The medication I am taking for my back normally has me in bed by 8pm.  I was lying there thinking about current affairs, Kate  Abdo, chippies and flooding and though fuck it I am going to let it all out to the world. The board will be ticking over with shite jokes, rubbish anecdotes, local knowledge and grammar/spelling mistakes.  i.e putting a shift in on the board. 

Apologies all round for lack of involvement of late, you will be sick of me again soon, I am already.

Dermo wrote:

To be honest id rather have an Iti than a chink, sepo or Arab. At least they have footy heritage.

If he promised to put O'Leary in as manager would that soften the deal, that year you did well in Europe you were a great team to watch.  Was working in UAE last I heard, shame.