1) Monki
2) Mele
3) Uncle John

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303 abuser wrote:
aural wrote:
Homegrove wrote:

A piece like that is too much fucking maintenance. It will look shitty when it fades.

Exactly. Most people don't realize how much additional work is needed with tattoos. Blacks turn into inky blue and those vivd colors fade away more rapidly than you'd imagine.

I'd love to know what kind of coin was dropped for that piece originally, as well.

sure it'll fade, everything in life does.  if it's meaningful to you, i don't think it matters.

......hits nail on head. As long as you like it who f@cking cares, people will have a long list of other things to slag you off about before you get anywhere near your tatoos.

John Digweed at WHP E-Mix 2007, I may well be double time dancing before 9pm......

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.......with BF banned that is the end of year awards gone for a massive wank.

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When they go wrong they can be very wrong:

http://www.dailyedge.ie/mayo-2179340-Jun2015/

Lols at peeps on here not wanting to tarnish their skin following 20+ years of kicking the arse out of it every weekend.

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Paul Fletcher is an alias to his real name, he changed his name when he got married. Fingers crossed he choked to death after deep frying the olive branch I offered him earlier this year.......lolz

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Smallman - last time I was on here it was all high 5's and plans to meet up with Dermo, what has gone wrong?  To be fair Big Fella should be concentrating on the emporium a bit more so a ban will serve him well.

I go away for 8 months and come back to find I have a 23 pager. Strong work all round chaps, keep it up.

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I have endured many hours of Underworld over the years, Push Upstairs & the KU remix of 2 months off are the only tracks that do anything for me.  The rest of their stuff all sounds the same.

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chromosome_junction wrote:

this thread is hilarious. all these long-term drug users kidding themselves that their health issues are due to milk!

i think we're going to need a seperate Bedrock Health forum over the next few years.

i drink milk every day and have done all my life, i think this is why my erections are so sturdy and durable. all those cow hormones, yum!!!

Sums this thread up perfectly I haven't been on here for ages, come back and it has become the forum for SAGA.

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There is a gay wedding fayre upcoming in Manchester.  Apart from normal wedding stuff that is overpriced & pink I cannot see why they need their own fayre. Nothing against gay people but they are constantly going on that they want to be treated the same as everyone else yet they spend most of their time inventing their own do's - gay fayres, villages, pride, etc.   What is it to be?

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Loving the pictures in the Daily Mai (not that I read it,obvsl, they either look like they have won the lottery or have escaped from the local prison.  Lots of them seem to be chewing on wasps judging by their faces.  I don't see any sign of fruit & vegetables in those trolleys either. Scenes more akin to a bread queue following a disaster.

I was more amazed that there is a Tesco/Asda in the UK that isn't open all the time. It is times like this that make me glad we made the jump outside the M60. Mancs doing themselves no favours at all, behaving like Scousers if truth be known.  People were arguing over who got served first at the deli counter in our local Sainsburys today.

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Loving the pictures in the Daily Mail, they either look like they have won the lottery or have escaped from the local prison.  Lots of them seem to be chewing on wasps judging by their faces.  I don't see any sign of fruit & vegetables in those trolleys either. Scenes more akin to a bread queue following a disaster.

I was more amazed that there is a Tesco/Asda in the UK that isn't open all the time.

It is times like this that make me glad we made the jump outside the M60. Mancs doing themselves no favours at all, behaving like Scousers if truth be known.  People were arguing over who gets served first at the deli counter in our local Sainsburys today.

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I caught him with his cock in hand having a piss against the portaloo at Creamfields. Told me I should let my wife  use the toilet before me. The look I gave him when I pointed out I had made him think of retirement.

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millsy23 wrote:

Scouring the Glasto fields for an outlet of Prezzo's or Bella Italia. Just like Mick Jagger.

People who eat at Glastonbury aren't the sort of person I would want in the trenches with me.

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millsy23 wrote:

Scouring the Glasto fields for an outlet of Prezzo's or Bella Italia. Just like Mick Jagger.

People who eat at Glastonbury aren't the sort of person I would want in the trenches with me.

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Big Fella wrote:

I always suffered from the 'might be better in the other tent' syndrome whenever i went to a festival.

When we forgot about the ticket sale again I was so upset I cut the string on the wife's poy balls. Hoping we don't win tickets or I will be doing me best Dalton Grant impression.

Makes me lol how people diss Glasto every year like they are so much better than all that. If you are there with loads of mates you would have to be a proper Mather not to have a good time.  I went with the missus and we had a good time. Drink, drugs and no shortage of entertainment, it is like going to an all you can eat buffet of debauchery. The dance line up is really good, even I would crack a smile at the good times on offer.

Too many cool cats around here, none of you are too cool for shoes, none.

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Phil Opian wrote:

Smallmind and Batter tits are the boards biggest cunts. F>A>C>T


If you had met either of them you would find you were 50% correct.  Smalls comes across well for a barrow boy, I quite like the cut of his jib and believe at least 95% of what he says.

Giving Dermo the benefit of the doubt over the population of the world jumping at once. Cheered me up anyway.

millsy23 wrote:

both very nice Damo.

Gabriel Ananda's new EP with Olivier Wieter has rather unsurprisingly made me rather happy today too. The way they have put the tracks together, and the energy they bring, is wonderful. Wieter's sounds top.

https://soundcloud.com/click-records-am … ier-weiter

http://youtu.be/rScV_vWoaxc

Heard this on Rob Da Bank show just now, if you have decent speakers it is truly summer on a plate. Helps if you are sat outside your caravan with the kids asleep in the 4x4 and the wife under a tree, beer, green, you would all be keen.
(Not that we are gypos btw owning a caravan)

Mills check out Akala, that on the boom box whilst shooting hoops is the shit fo sure, it's how you roll no doubt.

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People who key your 4 day old car on the 17th floor of a NCP car park want burning in a lift.

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Diminished Responsibility wrote:

Easily my most favourite fact right now: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Digweed

That bit about the cricket is a great bit of trivia. Talented family for sure, looks like George likes to eat what he shoots. (except when using clays).

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If the world population all jumped up and down at the same time it would move our planet into a different orbit.

In the 2014 Oxford Picture Dictionary their definition of a proper cunt refers to those who are the responsible driver for the night getting really high or drunk and leave it to others to get them home safely. Some have a picture of BF and the others of Pube.

People from Liverpool have all had a sense of humour bypass, they were never nor ever will be ones to tell or take a good joke.

Akala is boss.

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Apparently he thought she literally wanted Bullet for my Valentine.

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Kate Abdo & all of the SSN birds.

Just setting off to get the best spot outside Vinyl Exchange in Manchester to let them know how much I love records.  Olive signing copies of her smash hit 'On the buses'.  My fave weekend for overpaying for rare indie classics for sure.

On the same page I read about this there is a piece about Sasha playing in Manchester.  If i had only ever seen him from promo pictures I would swear he only has one ear.   Always looks like he is eyeing some birds arse while they take pictures of him.