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I caught him with his cock in hand having a piss against the portaloo at Creamfields. Told me I should let my wife  use the toilet before me. The look I gave him when I pointed out I had made him think of retirement.

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(114 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

millsy23 wrote:

Scouring the Glasto fields for an outlet of Prezzo's or Bella Italia. Just like Mick Jagger.

People who eat at Glastonbury aren't the sort of person I would want in the trenches with me.

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(114 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

millsy23 wrote:

Scouring the Glasto fields for an outlet of Prezzo's or Bella Italia. Just like Mick Jagger.

People who eat at Glastonbury aren't the sort of person I would want in the trenches with me.

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Big Fella wrote:

I always suffered from the 'might be better in the other tent' syndrome whenever i went to a festival.

When we forgot about the ticket sale again I was so upset I cut the string on the wife's poy balls. Hoping we don't win tickets or I will be doing me best Dalton Grant impression.

Makes me lol how people diss Glasto every year like they are so much better than all that. If you are there with loads of mates you would have to be a proper Mather not to have a good time.  I went with the missus and we had a good time. Drink, drugs and no shortage of entertainment, it is like going to an all you can eat buffet of debauchery. The dance line up is really good, even I would crack a smile at the good times on offer.

Too many cool cats around here, none of you are too cool for shoes, none.

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(168 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Phil Opian wrote:

Smallmind and Batter tits are the boards biggest cunts. F>A>C>T


If you had met either of them you would find you were 50% correct.  Smalls comes across well for a barrow boy, I quite like the cut of his jib and believe at least 95% of what he says.

Giving Dermo the benefit of the doubt over the population of the world jumping at once. Cheered me up anyway.

millsy23 wrote:

both very nice Damo.

Gabriel Ananda's new EP with Olivier Wieter has rather unsurprisingly made me rather happy today too. The way they have put the tracks together, and the energy they bring, is wonderful. Wieter's sounds top.

https://soundcloud.com/click-records-am … ier-weiter

http://youtu.be/rScV_vWoaxc

Heard this on Rob Da Bank show just now, if you have decent speakers it is truly summer on a plate. Helps if you are sat outside your caravan with the kids asleep in the 4x4 and the wife under a tree, beer, green, you would all be keen.
(Not that we are gypos btw owning a caravan)

Mills check out Akala, that on the boom box whilst shooting hoops is the shit fo sure, it's how you roll no doubt.

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(168 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

People who key your 4 day old car on the 17th floor of a NCP car park want burning in a lift.

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(168 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Diminished Responsibility wrote:

Easily my most favourite fact right now: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Digweed

That bit about the cricket is a great bit of trivia. Talented family for sure, looks like George likes to eat what he shoots. (except when using clays).

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(168 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

If the world population all jumped up and down at the same time it would move our planet into a different orbit.

In the 2014 Oxford Picture Dictionary their definition of a proper cunt refers to those who are the responsible driver for the night getting really high or drunk and leave it to others to get them home safely. Some have a picture of BF and the others of Pube.

People from Liverpool have all had a sense of humour bypass, they were never nor ever will be ones to tell or take a good joke.

Akala is boss.

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(114 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Apparently he thought she literally wanted Bullet for my Valentine.

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(107 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Kate Abdo & all of the SSN birds.

Just setting off to get the best spot outside Vinyl Exchange in Manchester to let them know how much I love records.  Olive signing copies of her smash hit 'On the buses'.  My fave weekend for overpaying for rare indie classics for sure.

On the same page I read about this there is a piece about Sasha playing in Manchester.  If i had only ever seen him from promo pictures I would swear he only has one ear.   Always looks like he is eyeing some birds arse while they take pictures of him.

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(25,128 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Any of you lot heard of this El Clasico match on Sky tonight - I know that means an exclusive few (Skygo doesn't count).
Some of the Messi facts are totes unbelivable, my favourites being:
1) The amount of imprints and pressure that he creates on the turf in this match is enough to fire a rocket to the moon - if released all at once.
2) Messi is rumoured to use a special resin in order to for the ball stick to his boot when he is running.

It is no way better than the Premiere League - 2 matches that count is no league I would watch.

Apart from tonight, obvs

Ladies day sponsored by Crabbies, your not fucking joking.

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(185 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Phil Opian wrote:

My work is done in this thread. Big fellow resorting to bringing in his alias to defend himself is a new board low.

Good work but fuck off and get your own 7 pager, thread sabotaging fucker.

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(185 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Big Fella wrote:
Dermo wrote:

What drug is that LJ?

The strongest known to man for hypochondria.

Lol - give you that one Big Un!

Fentanyl patches for one, 100 times stronger than heroin.  I shouldn't let on, someone may burgle me, it is popular with the youth round here, tragic.

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(8 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Big Fella wrote:

What a mess this thread is already, why is this official bedrock subject.


Ideas above my station BF!

I forgot one:

Hymns Old & New

Laughing Jack wrote:

Renaissance - Tale Of Us will be on in a few minutes, going to give the children a taste of their own medicine lazy sods.


They should have kept it to themselves - quite disappointed as heard rave reviews about them live.

The reason I would argue that I have always liked the EDM scene as opposed to bands is the DJ playing the best of one person/people rather than a night full of one bands music.  However I find myself going back through the CD's more and more of late and was thinking which bands do you like the most material from.  Not talking EDM but generally.

I am rather embarrassed when I look at who I keep going back to and I am sure I will get a load of shit but we can't all only like EDM only? 

Oasis
Ian Brown
The Beatles
The Smiths
David Bowie
Bee Gees
Queen
Blondie
Charlatans
Pulp
Michael Jackson
Pet Shop Boys

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(185 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Big Fella wrote:
Dermo wrote:

LJ me olde fruit. What brand of crack are you on?


It seems he is running scared of the BF battle axe.

As if, the way I blanked her in Sainsburys car was the stuff of hard core cunts.  Cut me to the core to be honest, none of this was her fault and their were kids with both parties.

Dermo - The stuff you have to beg your GP for! I came out of hospital on 3 x stronger painkillers than I went in on and getting stronger with time.  My GP told me that I (and a couple of others) were on the 5 worst drugs that could be prescribed.  I didn't win a prize or anything but felt it not the best time to ask for more.

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(25,128 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

I was busy yesterday and missed all of the scores, just need Arsenal & City for the coupon buster? Any ideas?

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(185 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

My grandad always said where there are spuds there is money.

He was your old school type of potato merchant.

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(185 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Laughing Jack wrote:
Mr Boring wrote:
Laughing Jack wrote:

I made a rare foray into the local award winning chippy last night (not yours obv). Talk about it being nailed, good menu, top nosh and women who don't look like they eat more than they serve. They actually had scouse women working in there who weren't trampy (no offence), chatty and service with a smile.  Not asking you to show us your awards, just letting you know how it should be done.  The Good Catch opposite Altrincham footy ground for lower league footy fans.

That's below the belt. Poor form.

I didn't realise BF makes his wife put in a shift in behind the counter?


....she is from the Wirral. Aren't they all once they escape.

Not saying that BFs missus is trampy or works, has worked or is planning to work in a chippy in the future.
Just for clarity, not bumming up to him like certain other members of this board, facts needed to be clear in this instance.

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(185 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

I am going back to bed after the above, it is in there somewhere.

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(185 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Phil Opian wrote:

Dermot posted that Altrincham is a desolate grim shit hole with all its shops either closed or closing a bit back. Hardly a place for the glitterati to hang out.

Edit

There you go

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne … itain.html

Just type in Altrincham shops closed into google.

Now why would anyone of any money bother to eat or be seen in some greasy spoon in the bleakest ghost town in Britain? Answer - They don't.

Altrincham suffers from it's proximity to Hale and excellent tram and train links to Manchester centre. Also the Trafford Centre is nearby for all the other gawps to go to.

Shame as it's market charter is older than most of the rest of the world.

Delusions of grandeur squire, you have for the right reasons- fixed.