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(27 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

stop press...............womens.. hockey...........................................................................................
Wales 0 (nil)..........Scotland 2 (two)............................................................End press.....

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women who say "holibobs" in place  of the tried and tested and  perfectly adequate "holidays"
GERTCHA!

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i reckon the harvey kietel method in 'bad lueitenant' or ETC 'S "THE BRENTWOOD YEARS' is surely the path to take.


simply get out of your tree over many months, not leaving the flat  on heavily cut drugs and strong lager , and dance in your kitchen naked  , hummimg 'in the year 2525' by zager and evans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQB2-Kmiic

from this standpoint it is but a short step  to imagine yourself in  the lead role in' last tango in paris' enjoying fine wine, company and song in illustrious decandent surroundings , possibly pre war with care free laughter filling the night air, the war sirens and blitzkrieg but years away.

until one wakes up on the floor coverd in welts , bottles, cans, empty wraps a dead cat and a crumpled erection in your hand.


love,  she is but a brutal mistress.

she giveth and taketh away , the shecnt.

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i wish i had the technical know how to post this thread on that cnt  martin freemans money matters 'relationship forum',the evening standard  or mums net.

then again ,  under the junta of the  crazy pc dictat of the feminazi jackboot we shall remain .

.....and to the jackboot we will return.

slobbering like a jack russell at the rabbit hole, fucking the turf/sod *

* delete as appropiate.

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joeyp wrote:

The missis loves good ol dirty scally.

Now and again, I will dress up as a manc scal, hit the boozer all aff, chinged up with a stellar smile and at approximately 17:35 I walk home.

At this point a car would pull up next to me (in my car) and a window would wind down slowly. The missis, dressed up to the nines - trench coat, stilettoes and smoking. Acting all upper class and all.

She asks for the time, I tell her I’ll give it her if she lets me smash her granny in. She obliges. The sexy banter carries on until I’m in the car with her.

Keep it fresh. Peace

ahh!! the' old role play' technique.

ive been playing the role of an impotent 'captain quick nut' by unloading as soon as i see a flash of autuminal coconut matting  for 30 years.

why wont the gods take me and end this sensless suffering

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steelydan wrote:

Last summer we booked Justin Robertson for £300

A total Legend smile

Just seen that..very very good deal.

other than the heavenly social ive seen him dj at the beat clinic gerrad street at a wiija record night do back in 2000, nmy mate was on the label (much macho....ffs!)

he was superb.finished on some trippy lsd drenched techno....the charge £300.

still rate cd 2 on his jdj mix one of the best.


"i remember,  i was very , very chinged beyond any reason at the time"

edwardtheconfessor Q.C.

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the most i got paid was a quart imperial measure of  opium  to two parts pootle of quinine, for my one week residency at legends/chains in barking @1903 .

i also played my own unique contempoary brand of victorian on the cusp of edwardian prog rising at chalmers in romford,  for a lamentable wrap of bitter dissapointment, later analyisis proved to be a borax ionic Incongruous compound cut with a tincture of leeches and raw mercury.




ETC' THE BAZZALGETTE OF BEDROCK'

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millsy23 wrote:
EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

for some time i have been known to make my love on wastelands, and through the barricades.





....normally basking in the full moon on scrub land just off the a406 , barking.

or sometimes in the back of a white transit on a bit of wickes multi purpose tarpaulin with the van doors held together by string , affording my victims nearest and dearest the occasional glimpse of the carnage inside.

always thought Essex was the capital of 'the scene'. Good to have this confirmed Glen. PM me the car park deets. I'll be the one in the Frankenstein mask.

will do my friend.

tossing myself off into a shot glass and downing it it one, while tap dancing and crying to the pixes 'where is my mind' has certainly proved to have its limitations in mixed company.

jo's family hate it.

damn there philistine attitude to family dinner parties to hell and back.

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(102 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

for some time i have been known to make my love on wastelands, and through the barricades.



....normally basking in the full moon on scrub land just off the a406 , barking.

or sometimes in the back of a white transit on a bit of wickes multi purpose tarpaulin with the van doors held together by string , affording my victims nearest and dearest the occasional glimpse of the carnage inside.

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(102 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

i used to paint jo's face like sleeping beauty, rosy cheeks , lipstick  etc, etc ,

and she plays the part well by lying there like a fackin corpse.

i had to whip out my compact mirror from my man bag to see if she was still breathing.

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Uncle Bazza wrote:

I didnt take offence by you Edward. It was the post before. I expect heavily loaded with a will for a response.
I have no qualms with such a person yet he seems to want to insult me for no good reson.  I am confident in my hand to hand combats skills enough to ensure a quick yet brutal strangling.


i once threatend to chiv comical ali with my bone handled finery  , but "a quick, yet brutal strangling" takes it to greater heights.

good to see our love of all things prog grabbing life by the throat, throwing it to the floor and kicking the fackin shit out of it!!

the iron duke.

moreover, my mrs is a frigid cow, she just cant seem to fathom that a three way fuckfest with winston silcott and top tv tec luther blurting their toxic load over her long red hair would be beneficial to our sacred union.

and indeed her split ends.

whorrrrrrre !!

can i get an amen!

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Uncle Bazza wrote:

Ridiculed by people who seemingly have to pay for sex Edward. I like your kind words. I think.

uncle bazz if yourve seen any of my postings on the fack off thread, youll see im having a laugh and recounting events when i had the great misfortune to work in the city as a hardend coke head for 25 years.

no offence was intended mate, just a bit of levity for a monday morning!

glenn

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damn well sickens me to the pit of my stomach to see the act of love between a man and a woman within the parameters of holy union, denigrated and ridiculed in such  heathen fashion on a 'message board'

the devil is indeed alive and well in the sewers of bedrock.flourishing.multiplying. blaspheme spilling from his forked tongue.

only the righteous love drawn from the ethereal experiance of being tied to a captains wheel and being pissed  on by a malnourished brass from the ukraine( and spitting the sediment into a spitoon) , her eyes clouded with perscription opiates,  can fall within the sphere of gods love .

its only by handing over a 'tithe' of £300 for subjugation most foul  and kibble , can you truly be  filled with the lords love,  thus feeling the holy spirit of   explosive orgasam roaring to the lord most high  "i am the iron duke of chingford, i love thee lord !!"  , a place at the lords side is most assured .

ETC 'thought of the day'

man shall not lay with man or animal, lest the beast be in season.
then ye shall surely unburden yon  heavy load into yon jackal
For it would be a great sin to spill your holy seed upon the barren ground

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steelydan wrote:

Ed

did you catch the Jocks on the news when they won the bowls?  Great to see fat bald blokes punching the air giving it 'Yesssssssssssssssssssss"



Bowls.........Marbles for grown ups


do you know what steely, i didnt. im glad i missed it as ive already had about 15 strokes this weekend regarding qpr/ the bbc / the gaza strip/ ed miliband.

im still reeling from   john barrowman's version of new orders 'the perfect kiss'  at the O.C.

i dont wish to rain on its mediocre parade but enough is enough.

news reaches me that  a 13 year old girl has won a bronze medal. also a man that had a 38/40 waist and took up running  his Mid thirties was selected for england in the marathon.

on the bbc 18 hour coverage today i heard that a 60 year old grandad is competing in the shooting and an artist chap  that has 2/3 fights  is boxing for england.

inspirational, without any doubt , and puts my  daily 50 eyebrow raises (per eye) to shame , but its not exactly the harsh dojo of the diabolical former soviet union and GDR ampitheatre of excellence is it. 


i said  before i thought it was the end of season  home internationals of the athletics world, it isnt, its the stanley rous cup



ETC'as he faced the sun he cast a large shadow, the fat cunt'

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looking at that handsome chap alex salmond at the games yesterday it came to me....hereminds me of lord summerisle in the 'wicker man'.

give it 1o years and due to his freakanomics the population will be making animal sacrifices along the royal mile so their crops wont fail, another five and and the pagan gods will only be sated with human sacrifice and pagan orgies in leith.

he'll take scotland back to the opening scene in' 2001', a diabolical narcissistic ,megalomaniac ....but intrestingly one devoid of charisma and charm which all bond villains have in abundance.

why do good people ecosse follow lothians very own david koresh /charles manson to the mother ship.

alex salmond 'the true nature of sacrifice'

smashdad wrote:

Rework of The Blackbyrds - 'Walking In Rhythm'...

https://soundcloud.com/bleep-therapy/mo … eza-rework

a beaut ^^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-ipH9Ws-zs

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"there is yant... in his porsche trainers , i must go to him"

i say to myself cruelly,  like an extra in sparticus.

ETC' So good he said it twice'

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Beijing Dave wrote:

Of course, if you did drop a pork pie from a helicopter onto an Iraqi you could call him 'Hamed'.

A double strike and you could call him 'Mohamed'.


ETC, grudingly accepts daves  superior  post in every single  department possible  to mine.

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Beijing Dave wrote:

Halal lamb and potato and you might be talking.


lol!!!

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the bbc  we have to have it on at work, lots of screaming and hysterical women commentators comparing  the  cook islands win over paupa new guinea in the net ball to jesse owens sticking it to the nazis in berlin, 1936...

a damn  tasty bit 'o' knob twiddling from lange of z2's i want you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WsLcrfGgRY

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Beijing Dave wrote:

Maybe we should just not bomb the middle east?

I don't know, but I think bombing the fuck out of Iraqis and THEN dropping a load of pork pies on their heads won't help.

that is of course , the sensible option.

but being a cockney  jew myself i try not to get  involved in the' genocide' thread' .

pork pies cross all wastelands, and indeed, the barricades.

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Come on now, when will it all end....

whens the girl who got shot by the taliban handing the medals out to hijab wearing 400 meter runners ?

why is there a lifeboat from the titanic domiciled in the stands of the swimming pool arena .... for survivors of the 200 meter freestyle?

discodroid' putting the colonial boot in, while their on the floor'

strummerjones wrote:

Don`t know if this has been posted before.Was gonna post the original but fuck it,this is just as good.


A BEAUT.^^^^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x9HYEEc-sM

ON.IT.

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to be quite honest with you, i just want to fucking well get right on it.


ETC' wanting to get right on it , since midday today'

GERTCHA!