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I just went back up the polling station with jo and there was some bloke cooking corn on the cob on a bbq outside blaring out some dreadful r&b version of  basement jaxx 'fly life ' on his phone. its a funny old game greavsie.

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..Just back from the Polling Station . Handed over my polling card and Chewed the shit with a couple of bored looking administrators behind the jump with a bit of the old cockney eclat to cheer the moosey faced Fuckers up a bit as you do. Cant be much fun sitting in a swealtering tiny room thats more unbearable than a Japanese prisoner of war Coughing box.
A Bit of the old "Do you want me to take me trousers down and cough Love" when i was behind the voting screen and all that karaoke and caper.Luvverly jubbly.The old girls loved it the cunts.Stealin' pennies from a dead mans eyes it was.

Anyway there i am happy as a sand boy after pledging my UKIP oath and having a giggle with the old girls , when in shuffles this middle aged Pakistani geezer . After a bout of Pashtun, Urdu, Vulcan and Mork and Mindy Shazbot but no Cor Blimey, knees up muvva brown English , We get a Richard in to translate .

Im hanging round the ballot box like Stephen fry under the Mattress at 3 am in the under 12 mixed race section of Barnados with a grab bag of Haribos. Anyway , Hold your Horses, it turns out the geezer is returning his polling card but has already cast a postal vote. A fleeting Silence greeted this news and i caught the glance of one of the old girls .... Im in no doubt the pound shop 1ooo yard stare between us said, ' Yet Another fackin Postal Vote, why cant a mainstream Party explore the possibility of eugenically creating Nigel Farage using 'boys of Brazil ' cloning techniques.". Or she might have just thought that 'lairy cunt looks like Ray Winstone'. What a Bleedin' to do. Yet as i walked home whistling 'Tomorrow belongs to me'  i just couldnt help but think that my vote was worth 50 of his. Like an Evolved Pokemon trading card .

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always accompanied with a roll of the eyes as if shes just had a hit of skag. She has perfected that ive-never-been-so-insulted-in-all-my-life-look, when interviewed over many many many years. The Doctor Octopus FFRC.

In many ways Marr was Bendovers Pascal  and Abbott the High rise council flat slag fucking for single eggs, fags and nappies. I believe Abbotts natural juices had dried up and Marrs questions were piston thrusts and beginning to snag. The grimace and strain on her face was telling.
sensing her tension and dryness , and Being the old romantic that his is , Marr simply hawked up a huge greenie and flobbed it over her shite encrusted arsehole and drove it home When he questioned her on the Livingstone edited labour Herald, and its disgusting anti jewish cartoons. Wonderful.What a clapped out, shagged out, well greased old boiler.....Carrion for evermore..I could almost hear the unattended screams of Abbotts brats in their damp bedrooms , while she went to work taking it to the hilt off Marr, so she can keep the economy 7 heater of her career on.

ive noticed Abbot has now started taking in great gulps of air after every sentence, no matter how short. The lung capacity of a Chimp strapped to a Tommy gun delivery of Benson and hedges in a spartan Laboratory. I reckon Even Brucie will outlast her.
http://www.animaldestiny.com/images/4/414/4148585.jpg

Livingstone ,Naz Shah, Asyegul Gurbuz, Shabana Mahmood, Tasmin Qureshi, Rupa Haq, lloyd dudridge ,Rushanan Ali and now this morning IIyas Aziz and Salim Mulla. Move on please.Nothing to see here.Bastards.Bastards.Bastards.

The bbc ignoring it today and preferring to roll out 24/7 news coverage on Tipping in restaurants and bitcoins.  Bastards.

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Boring wrote:
EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

As im a four by two myself, fuck the cunt.


Worry not Glenn. Shami Chakrabarti is leading an inquiry to sort this mess out.

Looking forward to Sahmi Chakrabati conducting a root and branch , All the Presidents Men, Witchfinder general analysis into the Labour Anti semitism enquiry......and thus concluding that its all Joe Marlers Fault.

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dutchy101 wrote:
EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

i remember watching a 'Bendover' gonzo scud flick in the 90's . Pascal the chief stud was going to town on a high rise single mum who was taking it to the hilt . fucking to keep the 2nd bar on her electric heater on so her kid didnt get pneumonia or something ..i dont know i was wanking myself half to death with a tube of e 45 out of my nut. But halfway thru Pascal grimaced and told the bird on the end of his hulking phalus to 'Wear it'...ive never forgotten it. halcyon days.. i still knock one out 20 years later on the strength of it.

i realise this has fk all to do with my thread, but ive got to go to a dinner party in 15 minutes and i want to open up my veins rather than go.

Yes I approve

"yes i approve wing nut"

in other news dutchy , the tapas last night was a success. The guests Were quite simply, cunts.

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millsy23 wrote:

Lol. You've piqued my interest. Was it wear it as in, like a hat, or wear it as in weather the storm? Can you remember the context? If it was during the money shot, was she ordered to 'wear it' like a pearl necklace? So many questions that need answers.

it was to weather the storm. I believe her natural juices had dried up and Pacals piston thrusts were beginning to snag. Being the old romantic that his is , he simply hawked up a huge greenie and flobbed it over her shite encrusted arsehole .The best bit was hearing the cries going  unattended from her 3 year old son in his damp bedroom while his mum took it like a good 'un to get the economy 7 heater on .

marvelous.

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i remember watching a 'Bendover' gonzo scud flick in the 90's . Pascal the chief stud was going to town on a high rise single mum who was taking it to the hilt . fucking to keep the 2nd bar on her electric heater on so her kid didnt get pneumonia or something ..i dont know i was wanking myself half to death with a tube of e 45 out of my nut. But halfway thru Pascal grimaced and told the bird on the end of his hulking phalus to 'Wear it'...ive never forgotten it. halcyon days.. i still knock one out 20 years later on the strength of it.

i realise this has fk all to do with my thread, but ive got to go to a dinner party in 15 minutes and i want to open up my veins rather than go.

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GregWhelan wrote:

Here you go:

http://www.bedrock.org.uk/socialise/vie … p?id=59090

(Hope that link works)


cheers greg

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Benson, just ignore me squire . I did include probation officers in my stunted rant.  wish we had the balls to lay it on the line and go on strike. I mentioned in another thread m giving it another 12 -18 months maximum before facking off to the sea side and driving a tesco van for a few days a week. No offence intended guv.

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When anyones out of their scratcher this morning, can they help me out,  finding that Oliver Lieb appreciation thread ?. I dont think i made it up in the windmills of my mind, but i cant locate the fucker anywhere!.

ta

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As im a four by two myself, fuck the cunt.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ChNhtfGXEAE4Dk6.jpg

'Jesus, the smell of that Zyklon B really catches the back of ones throat'

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joeyp wrote:

He's not anti Jew, he's just a truncheon of the highest order.

What is funny is that all the Tory hating musicians, writers, actors et al aren't clogging my timeline with how scummy his comments are.

Dont start me off Joey!. Ever since Corbyn got elected through  the wave of new members, Anti semitism  is being allowed to flourish like Japanese knotweed in the party . Acceptable,  even encouraged of course in luvvie media circles. I cant be arsed to trawl through the many outrageous examples ive noted from labour councillors, mps and activists since last september .Some Ukip toolbag says something and we dont hear the end of it from midge ure /chaka khan  or toynbee-cunt-u likes on the Andrew Marr show.

The fucker Ken, should be footwanking  the globulos spunk from winston silcots phallus in a cell.

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dutchy101 wrote:

Lol - great post Glen hahaha. Welcome back chief. Glad you had a good holiday mate

One day we'll meet Dutch, one glorious, sunny insane day..

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cheers rob/Dan.

At work, Jo wants to go to 4 days a week, and im so fucked off working for the probation service i can only really stick it another 12 to 18 months before i kill some cnt.My eldest  boy has moved out to fuck his girlfriend in perpetuity in a flat in romford   , and, as i have mentioned ,  the other kids are shacked up with my ex and Abraham Lincoln in that Christian Commune so theres no need to drive myself into an early grave for the probation service anymore. I'll be happy stacking shelves four nights a week or driving a delivery van for asda a few days a week  chatting up sexless housewifes on their doorstep and plundering their diseased sex pots with my hard cock.

North Chingford prices have gone a bit stupid so we should be able to sell up and get something pretty decent south of london road in leigh,  if were Lucky . . My oldest friend , the only one who didnt abandon me in the wilderness kib years, lives in Crescent road in Leigh.

This poor old man has been through the mangle a bit in his life, and deserves a rest and the simple life by the sea.

Being a sound gadge, BF would want that for me.

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smallman1 wrote:

How was your holiday ETC?

Cracking affair Ed.  Went to Split as well as Dubrovnik. Jo let me fack off to the war Museum where i spent a happy 6 hours!. Beautiful Women, Handsome Model Men and fine sea food , beers, wines etc etc. The old Town was full of Nips taking selfies on sticks though , which i took a very dim of. Pissed down for 4 days but it didnt matter. I discovered a wonderful alcoholic libation called 'Pan'. 'Ozujsko' i found superior to 'Karlovacko' and 'Lasko'.

Got annihilated one night on  'Tomislav' and pulled off Roland orzabel  'Mad world ' Dance in the Hotel with aplomb.


2mins 25.

Never touched it again.No kib.Toilets adequate.

Jo now watching some spastic playing a broom on BGT.

Welcome home.

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BedRob wrote:
EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

Im just back from ten days in Dubrovnik and i was hoping the he might be back. Then again i miss Matt(the original flares and an anorak). I feel the sting has been drawn from this board over the past 9 months or so . one of the many reasons i only post on here half a dozen times a week or so now.

still ..its all about the music, Man.

Its been a tough period of readjustment Glenn, that's for sure

We will all be stronger for the experience

Aye mate. Been looking at a few houses in  leigh on sea, off the broadway  over the past few months. Going to see how my job pans out ,  but  reckon we will be there by early next year.

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Jo going through her recorded programes today on SKY After our holiday. She just called me in to see some cunt play the piano standing on his head much to Ant and Decs abundant  approval.

fuckin hell.

No lighty.No Likey.

it makes me ill.

simeon79 wrote:


Thanks for keeping a flickering prog candle  in the window for me while i was away mate . Nice tunes.



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Teachers, Doctors, Bin men and  Probation officers can all suck my dirty jailbird cock. Just get on with the fuckin job at hand.

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FFS..Just playing a few tunes on you tube with my morning breakfast tea and smoked kippers,  and they are now playing these pro EU adverts (UNSKIPABLE), that would have Goebbels indulging in self beatification and weeping with pride. A big Harvey Smith 'up yours' you tube.YOU FUCKING FUCKING FUCKS OF FUCKED PARTS.

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Im just back from ten days in Dubrovnik and i was hoping the he might be back. Then again i miss Matt(the original flares and an anorak). I feel the sting has been drawn from this board over the past 9 months or so . one of the many reasons i only post on here half a dozen times a week or so now.

still ..its all about the music, Man.

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millsy23 wrote:

Good to see a fellow 2000AD reader offloading! Love it Glenn. Forgot about Tharg. Didn't he do the letters?


He did indeed Millsy, He also introduced 'Future Shocks' as well. My favourite Character was from 'Invasion' ..an  east end Lorry driver and Sawnoff shotgun Psychopath ,Bill savage...a mixture of Jim Davidson, Mike Reid, Harry the Dog and Lenny Mclean.  Oh The joy of watching him giving the invading Volgan republic army the 5 millimeter tread from his steel toe cap dockers boots every week.  A Boys comic that showed Margret thatcher being shot in cold blood on the pavement was a bit different from reading roy race knocking in a second half brace for Melchester every week.

Prince was a Bill Savage fan.

(If you ever get a chance mate you must see the film of 2000ad. http://gb.imdb.com/title/tt2822584/ )

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Steely , if only you could see what I've seen with your eyes.

(Basically not much really , just loads of gear and gonzo council flat vhs porn )

xxl with pride.

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i bought '1999' in Stratford Our Price records in 1982 , as was my wont in my days as  a cecil gee clad funkateer .

On the s1 bus home to east ham  i was tormented with ominous visions  of living in 1999.... in my minds eye i foresaw a 2000AD Mega city one / strontium dog wasteland..A colossus , sterile , dystopian Orwellian education camp. A Frozen tundra of harsh toil in lithium mines in exchange for  meat substitute grown in a petri dish,  the only sustenance. A world where love, sexual contact, hopes , dreams  and any semblance of base humanity  are classified as sense crimes .In fact just like my life in North Chingford with jo . But without Harlems heroes, ABC Warriors and that  green cunt , 'Tharg'.



my top 3 prince.

1.If i was your girlfriend
2.i wanna be you lover
3.take me with you

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Bad indigestion caused by  the great misfortune of  hearing  Martin Freeman  on Radio London just now , releasing noxious gases about the Pope popping a few migrants under his papal vestmants and the strength in unity  of The EU , while im trying to digest the Quality Sunday Periodicals and my smoked kippers.

I dont know about you Gentleman , but a man that spent his adolescence training to hold an Arthur c Clarke skull at arms length dressed in his mothers Soiled Dorthy Perkins tights reading verses from Martin Chuzzlewit , always impresses the shit out of me.

Actors stick to fkn acting. If i ever feel the need to hear the opinions of a priapic sex dwarf reaching hypoxia nirvana on the Charlie-perfume-Bread-Bin pheromones of his mothers gusset, i'll make sure to make celestial contact from the astral planes when im dead in the ground. Which will be Never. You Lumpen Luvvie of Nothingness.