...

no not rotherham, but uncut 12" 80's diamonds.

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all this detective stuff had me thinking of prime suspect one, and the handsome , charming killer who nailed brasses to the wall(think he was based on bundy)

the pathologist relayed his findings to helen mirren thus.

"she had semen in every orrifice..including the ears"

wouldnt mind that on my headstone.

Here Lies EdwardThe Confessor,
Beloved Son, Father, Brother of no particular note,
A PeaceMaker, A Humanitarian ,
And above all, left semen in all his victims orrifices....inc the ears.
1968-2014.

thank you and goodnight.

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booked jo in.

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Big Fella wrote:

Lol Glenn only a few of us older ones will get half of that.

disgrace paul.
http://giant.gfycat.com/SevereScrawnyIbadanmalimbe.gif

says it all really.....
not sure if were playing spurs or the hungarians of 1954 or the brazil 1970 side.

jesus....



just embarrasing.

if only matty phillips could have tucked that rugby conversion away at nil -one , we could have reduced them to the mere french side of 84. as it looks as if were up against platini, giresse and tigana.

i remember a very similar match of the day clip from the seventies when the great revie leeds side took the piss out of southampton.

from 1 min 15 sec...."every man jack"

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shaunstrudwick wrote:

QPR are shite - but Spurs looked good

Pochetino is a good manager

thanks for that scientific breakdown strudders...

the fact  joe jordon and locked in syndrome kevin bond still have jobs as coaches in 2014 in this league is beyond my comprehension.

i couldnt see the pair of them getting a job with any team in the top two divisions of this country...a middle east or far east club are their limitations , where their reputation and stock will count for something.

the pair of them should be no where near a premier league club in the year 2014.

you look at the qpr  managers bench and then the oppositions , it looks like were on a jim dale 'carry on 'beano' , waiting to be picked up at margate station hoping for a chip shop stop on the way home.

i always feel a retro tinge of judith chalmers and chris kelly on 'wish you were here' opening up the gateway to previously unobtainable pleasures of the cost del sol, when i look at harolds crew of galloping gourmet's .

still think harold has bought well, but christ on a junior kick start motor bike .....we aint arf got the whiff of 1980's about us.

harold, bondy and jordon seem to come as a job lot., like a pack of palitoy pocketeers.

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wheres the meet lads???.

im wearing my 'Brigadier General' t shirt and 'frankie paul 'shinehead hat, despite never having seen them or knowing nothing of their music as my  i pod is set to stun with vampire weekend and scouting for girls the main dub plates on my trojan wheels of  steel..

red stripe for £6 a can!!, jamacian patties from sainsbury !!!for £5 a pop.... im in!!


#rastclart,bloooodclart,rastafour eyes.mon.

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"wont somebody shut that brasses mouth!!"

rip

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They are truly enemies! I remember when I was at the Lane... seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into the ground to support our team in bandit country

We left at half time after we suffered the shame of jordan mutch impersonating a 6 million pound footballer and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there, and they had given up, our players didnt give a shit...

There they were in a pile. A pile of little younis kabul step overs . And I remember... I... I... I cried, I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out; I didn't know what I wanted to do! And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it... I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought, my God... the genius of that! The genius! The will to do that! Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure madness of a manager playing richard dunne , rio ferdinand ,bobby zamoa and armand traore in the premiership 2014.

the horror oh the horror......

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li6pcjRdXo1qbuchfo1_500.gif

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i fuking love the film anyway..

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i gave up after coleco vision in 1985.

once yourve sampled intellevision its game over.

saved the lot on me playlist above posts.nice one gents.^^



I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back onto the bedrock prog house thread. I'm here a week now... waiting for a mission... getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Comical ali squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter.....


E.T.C '2 stone heavier than in 2012 since i gave up kibble for the love of a good woman with firm vaginal walls, huge tits and nipples like strawberrys'.

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sickens me to the pit of my stomach to see scum  malky mackay with his rascist and homophobic texts..damn straight.

if only hairless young tom daley was here to tackle the thorny issue of licking peanut butter off another mans upper case greased deltoids it would certainly shoot straight into the charts as my number one concern in todays modern world.

Being a man of god and far right wing christian, it certainly is food for thought about what a young , boyish, professional footballer chooses to do with his 6" tool you can trust in a hot bed of homo erotic man on man tenderness to the harsh 130 BPM'S of a horsemeat disco by frank maloney

the mind boggles at what innocent god fearing horseplay that young beautiful(pant) men of all creeds and colours, soft pinks, (pant)shimmering browns(pant) and beguiling yellows(pant) ,working in such close proximity (pant)of each other on (pant)a day to day basis get up to !!.(pant)
ugh ugh hgggggnnnnnn!!!!

forgive me lord..

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Big Fella wrote:

Touch of Mickey Rourke going on.


Damo - is going out in your slippers a geordie thing?

hehehe

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was listening to this just yesterday on a dave clarke mix from about 99

fuck me.

on.it.

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Unbroken1 wrote:
Big Fella wrote:

Who thought it would be a good idea to take a photo with.... a Hoover and wheelbarrow etc etc.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/8/20/1408563826381/e9c3527f-453a-470f-811b-228e016e15f7-468x480.jpeg

..no idea what they were thinking with the props in some of those old 70's press pics, my missus has loads of her as a nipper with her mum and dad from Shoot or similar, some bizarre setups, dad in the kitchen with chefs hat on etc. Seem to remember there's one of her as a toddler being carried in her dad's golf bag.

There's an ace book called 'Studs' that has loads of these..


" sorry chopper can you pop in and bring the lazy susan out please"

"could you pop back in and get the hostess trolly out mrs bonds, the readers will love it before dixon of dock green comes on"

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Unbroken1 wrote:

..Bryan Pop Robson, West Ham, Newcastle, Sun'lun

bloody 'ell mate, pop!!..seen him many times on the north bank at west ham  in the seventies as kid.

great goalscorer.

as im off work form her majestys probation service for  a few days, can anyone inform if cara or any girls in hijabs bare celebrating their gcse in photograph form today please.i need it to collect me winnings. ta.

Mr Boring wrote:

I'd like to hear more tales from the garden. How's it looking btw?

ive been growing some nice tomatoes mate, but jo hacked off the leaves as "all the goodness is bypassing the low hanging fruit".

so i now appear to be growing green stems as we approach sept.  the sweetcorn and herbs are coming along.and the guttering has been fixed.

im off to vi's now to show her that beheading video so she can see how fortunate she is only being  riddled with consumption  and dropsy.

i wish she wouldnt break down and cry and shout out for 'wilf!!" whenever i fucking well pop round to lend a score and rummage her freezer for turkey twizerls.

me doing my good neighbour turn an'all.
disgraecful really.
she should be thankful it someone she knows theiving her pathetic goods and chatels.
could be someone she dont know.bleeding foriegner!!.dont bear thinking about.

always the good deed merchant me, boring.and thasts the bleedin thanks i get for it!!.

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Big Fella wrote:

The good old days when a home bar was de rigueur.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/8/20/1408563330587/d94584c2-f677-4086-82d7-87adf0dfc424-473x480.jpeg

old vi's over the road has a much nicer one...for now...


btw tommy tauylors bird looks about 14.

sex beast, sex beast , hang him hang him hang him.

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you can almost hear bread, gerry rafferty, and the carpenters fill the tabac infused air of the sitting room..... cant imagine iggy pop, bowie or the slits doing the buisness on geoff hursts binatone.

good to see the micky mills still alive and well in 1974.

the clobber!

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Grant wrote:
EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

not very pc in those days!!!


QPR  VS WBA LEAGUE CUP FINAL 1967

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/23/article-2313653-197362ED000005DC-660_964x618.jpg

as  were going down memory lane..indulge me gents, with my favourite ever goal by 70's  ladykiller frank worthington

http://news.images.itv.com/image/file/112670/article_b77dd0965ca0df13_1351697788_9j-4aaqsk.jpeg

the northern flange he destroyed in the seventies was untold. hes probably the daddy of one of us on here.

Love that goal, and Frank Worthington.  When we went to the play-off final against Preston in Cardiff in 2000, 1,000s of Bolton fans were outside pubs on this big strip and Frank Worthington bowls past walking along with a mate of his - the reception he got was incredible - I've not seen anything like it.  Great day that all 'round.

you'll love this grant, in the guardian today, 70's footballers at home.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/gal … n-pictures

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Big Fella wrote:

My dad was Alan Gowling's best mate at high school. KLANG. lol.

yep remember him for bolton , can hear hugh jones now " gowling studs up on ray kennedy, teeth exposed"

smallman1 wrote:

Is DIY and prog a good combo?


who knows ed, is wanking to ginger birds being annhilated by 14" somalian cock and prog a good combo...only one way to find out..hnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg

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not very pc in those days!!!


QPR  VS WBA LEAGUE CUP FINAL 1967

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/23/article-2313653-197362ED000005DC-660_964x618.jpg

as  were going down memory lane..indulge me gents, with my favourite ever goal by 70's  ladykiller frank worthington

http://news.images.itv.com/image/file/112670/article_b77dd0965ca0df13_1351697788_9j-4aaqsk.jpeg

the northern flange he destroyed in the seventies was untold. hes probably the daddy of one of us on here.

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vargas into QPR  from napoli today, happier than frank maloney on the podium and enjoying the jamie woon night air  circumnavigate  around his testis while Whooping with girlish delight and hunkering down to castle trancelott 'the gloom'.
on second thought perhaps this is franks fav prog mastercut...




https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BvgRexBCEAAElXT.jpg:small

stylish, yet masculine !!!



norman wisdom on clarky cat. vargas on the right

can just see terry hurlock , jimmy case and billy whitehurst in the same clobber.