millsy23 wrote:

lol. Looks lovely to be fair Glenn

http://www.jewelswingfield.com/earthheart-centre.php


tell you what millsy, looking at that i think i'll give it a go!.

i just wish some cunt would invent  a drug like cocaine that i can take , and that wont destroy what remains of my left ventricle for £1.50 a gram and that jo would approve of.

Aloe Vera extract  perhaps?

steelydan wrote:

Lol

Thanks Dan, it certainly beats my other dream .

The one where im earning less than half than what i was earning ten years ago. The one   where im 3 and a half stone heavier  and cant fit into any decent fashionable clothes. The one  Where two of my kids live in a christian cult in the forest of dean shunning anything that was invented after 1836. The one where if i have just one line of kibble in what remains of my life ,  i'll end up on a mortuary slab , a bloated fucked corpse for my ex wifes to pick fiscally clean  like the fucking vultures they truly are.



Luckily, thats just a dream i have 24/ 7 in perpetuity and actuality while im awake.

for some reason i had a dream  ... myself and Ed smalls dancing to this in cut off denims , in a enclosed space ,  tiny rivulets of moisture on our upper lips....with Ronnie krays bug eyed stare  looking on , rubbing his crotch waiting to bestow a disco dancing certificate to  the winner , and a celebratory drink of prison hooch distilled from fruit peelings in  the slop bucket.

these are the things that dreams are made of.

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steelydan wrote:
EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

I dont know about you,  but Im always impressed by that stoical thumb gesture so loved by many Politicians.Straight from the Wernham Hogg middle management Manual.

I think they try for the Churchill statesman type look..And end up looking like they are organising a root and branch inventory of their bought ledger files in some grubby council office in Penge.

https://orderorder.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/simon.jpg?w=540&h=317

I survived Penge

Im drinking warm milk from a saucer to keep those serotonin levels up, they are obviously depleted to fk all from a month off the booze and working , in perpetuity,  for scant fiscal re numeration in the probation service. 


Im surrounded on all sides from LGBT Hysterical Harridan apparatchiks , crying into the ether on their  mouldering slag heaps.

Its enough to get me back on the 3  grams of Tutankhamun a day.

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Big_Fella wrote:

Can you imagine having a pint with Glenn. lol


And another thing BF....

I havent had a drink since new year , im going out of my fucking mind.

it Makes me more moist than a Les Mckewan 12 year old groupie Watching  The E.U Dog , Vichy Dave Cameron, bring out the old classic "hard wired into our DNA" quote. He loves that one.When delivered with that stoical pressed down thumb gesture , it really is an exquisite Vista to behold.

Listening to him This afternoon , his voice is faltering into Derek Nimmo more tea vicar mode, Its quite evident he does'nt believe the sh1t he is espousing himself. Its written all over his F.G.M offcut Face.

Terminate.with extreme prejudice.

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Claude Moraes Labour Mep , Over emphasise your Scottissshness on your Frequent Daily Politics Appearances, By Wearing a kilt and needlessly rolling your R's when questioned by Andrew Niel on why I should harvest my childrens organs with love in my heart for  Calais Migrants.

Not only will the comedic value sate my rage, but also take the viewers minds off the fact that you havent lived in scotland for 2o fucking years.

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2 weeks ago ,I had an email from Change.org petition from ten year old Nobel peace prize winner Malalalalalalala's Dad begging for another Nobel peace prize for one of his mates. You would have thought Housing for him ,his daughter and extended family would have been enough for the ungrateful cunt.

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East end secondary school teachers from 1978 to 1984..

smoke 4o Rothmans before lunchtime, Boring every cunt with your  hip credentials that you  like Tangerine dream and brew your  own beer in your  bedsit sink.

Then  Hum supertramps 'breakfast in america' on the way to the empty gym at lunchtime  to hunker down on ten year old girls on the judo mats. Not forgetting to take off your Carlos the jackal badges  when the head teacher is about, and teaching your pupils guerrilla warfare against the 'Fatcha Tory junta , when you  should be teaching the kids  logarithms, Worsdworth,  or how to climb up a fucking rope.

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I dont know about you,  but Im always impressed by that stoical thumb gesture so loved by many Politicians.Straight from the Wernham Hogg middle management Manual.

I think they try for the Churchill statesman type look..And end up looking like they are organising a root and branch inventory of their bought ledger files in some grubby council office in Penge.

https://orderorder.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/simon.jpg?w=540&h=317

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That Tusk really is the runt of the litter. A weasel faced Stoat who should be In perpetual Gratitude To our nation, not laying down the law like the gone to seed Judge  to Sting in Quadrophenia. Who the fuck is he!..In essence , Just some cunt who should be attaching delivery notes to Invoices in some portakabin under a railway bridge.

Its All a farce, These Meetings to thrash out a Deal , the outcome of which would shame a saturday tea time grapple match between Johnny Kwango and Mick 'not the ears' Mcmanus .

Donald Tusk flexing his Charles Hawtrey upper case deltoids as SS-Obergruppenführer Reinhard Heydrich at the Wannsee Conference, with Cabin boy Cameron at his behest , his Impotent dupe to slaver baby oil on him .

A Homo erotic vignette of 'Master and servant'.Stripped to the bone EU foreplay .Savile row S&M Most foul.
I want no part of it.No part of it at all

Cameron the EU Dog.
http://cdn4.se.smcloud.net/t/photos/thumbnails/186019/donald_tusk_i_pies_szeryf_640x0_rozmiar-niestandardowy.jpg

Now I want to be your EU dog
Now I want to be your EU dog
Now I want to be your EU dog



i feel better now.

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Now Camerons Tongue is no longer available, wedged up claude junckers arsehole ,  Im setting up a charity to help remove stubborn protein deposits from Camila Batmanghelidjh's Pubic Hair. The Source raw materials have shot up in unit price over the winter , ( Combi Boiler heat exchange plate cleaner), With B&Q Now charging £12.99 per Litre . Please give what you can.

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latest Cameron tweet
10mins@ 3rd  Feb

" stay proud and erect the great British public , i know i will, here at Number 10, Laying In prosaic splendor under this glass table looking up at Donald Tusk defecating on it.
#scatology#you daft cnts

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Karen Danczuk Tweeting that her life is 'amazing'
https://twitter.com/KarenDanczuk?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Who fucking cares love, The content of my Blood orange shit pan is more 'amazing' than your wistful , receptionist for- a- plant- hire- firm on- an- industrial estate -offerings, into the ether.

Can you please tweet the great British public if your boyfriend is taking you to the fucking harvester Friday night. I'll alert the media.

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'watched 'The Voice' for the first time at the weekend, I am in no doubt, no doubt at all, that Zika virus Pinhead and Corbyn loving slosh pot Paloma Faith  looks the type to hunker down on engorged Somalian phallus to shock her parents.

Indeed , Bringing home a 7ft Rasta drum and bass DJ To meet the parents and then fellate on the front lawn in full view of the Neighbours playing cribbage , displays ones PC minerals more than the black glove of Tommie Smith ever could. Having showcased her Credentials, Paloma  could then settle down to marry a venture capitalist and hold dinner parties with their friends in their dockside apartment, listening to 'Avalon' by Bryan ferry in his sharkskin suit on vh1.


I ran this post through various filters and the only words I could find offensive were 'Bryan Ferry' , I can supplicate 'Robert Palmer' Should the need arise .

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Big_Fella wrote:

I am consoling myself with these for the time being...

just seen these video's for the first time.



21st century Football .. Simple libation of Mead, boiled Meat and Ant and Dec  for the masses..The working classes at Play. In another age this lot would have sought their sport dunking Witches in a river. So eager to display their Vulgar Premiership Football credentials  like a yelping child eager to show off its first solid stool in a pot to the adults at the head table.

a dismissive slap around the legs and no fucking cocoa at bedtime. What an unedifying  joke.

What have we become ?. Im sure a witnessed a woman in that 2nd video also. How standards have slipped over the years.

Big_Fella wrote:

Transa enervate - we are officially back to the start of this thread now.

yes. It really is  most unusual for videos, threads, anecdotes , Jokes and opinions on every aspect of human life to be repeated on this board in perpetuity .

simeon79 wrote:

not heard that mix before mate, much better than the original.

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millsy23 wrote:

Has anyone got any ideas about how the punk movement stared?

I can help you there Millsy .

It was Smashy And Nicey

5 mins.

thus punk was born

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Being as its Johnny Lydons 60th this weekend and the 40th Birthday of punk this Year. It would be remiss not to post our favourite punk/New wave tunes.











"What a Rotter"

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Grant wrote:

I fell asleep 10 minutes in and missed the bastard.  I'll have to get enraged on iPlayer a little later.

proceed with caution my friend..


quite frankly Grant, ive had four weeks off the beer and i just want to get insanely on it..every fruit that resides in the garden. the fackin lot.

i feel like Im the Darren day of the bedrock board , perpetually in recovery .

19 years old and i still love this sweet bitch of a tune with all my cocaine damaged heart.


The old Perfecto fluoro aztec man still one of my favourite logo's,  along with the Hook recordings logo.

http://cdn.discogs.com/Fuv4UemXi5VcXxfVBuGN56QNE5A=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb()/discogs-images/L-239-1097963429.jpg.jpg
genius.

where did those 19 years go???

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Question Time again last night..

What a fucking line up...Ive seen urinal cakes in the shithouse at QPR With more gravitas. I didnt last 2 minutes watching it before i was gasping for air in incandescent fury , my airways blocked up like Dianne Abbotts Dr Whites ,double decker Tampon in the House of Commons u bend.

A hive of T-800 LGBT Terminators on the panel spitting out Dum Dum 6th form cliches at a TV audience that They believe , are residing in a matrix of right wing barbarity.

As far as Yasmin Ali bongo Brown is concerned, Is there a 'Safe space' in the community for people like me and millions of others, that are unaffected in perpetuity and totality by FGM and forced Marriage , yet have to be made aware of these issues that appear in the press 3 times a week , 52 weeks a year ?.

If only Angus Robertsons withered bollocks could catch in  a mangle , I  could miss my daily serotonin reuptake inhibitor hit of the day ,such would be my joy.

love those those tracks fellas.

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mr rossi wrote:
EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:
Big_Fella wrote:

Went today and every fan agreed on it being desultory.

Even met Gerry Daly and he was spraffing on about all fans from Manchester being City fans, the cunt. Had to set him straight, talk about not meeting your heroes.

Very good player in his day BF.

And a good head of hair iirc

thats right Rossi me old china, i always seemed to have about 6 stickers of him  playing for Derby in my Panini book along with dennis mortimer of aston villa and romeo zondervan of WBA.

ETC,
Tugging his forelock ,doing a dick van dyke dance and happy with his lot at £4 million in loose change from the southampton whiskey bottle of coppers for Charlie austin. We know our place.

If that happened at west ham thered by fucking rucktions. fucking QPR mincers.

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Big_Fella wrote:

Went today and every fan agreed on it being desultory.

Even met Gerry Daly and he was spraffing on about all fans from Manchester being City fans, the cunt. Had to set him straight, talk about not meeting your heroes.

Very good player in his day BF.