dutchy101 wrote:

I know its been posted in here before, but just bought this in a shop on the High Street for £1, which was nice.

Paid £9 for that back in 96/97 , Is the hhc mix on the b side ?. its a beauty.

did you find your wedding ring Dutch ?

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chuffer wrote:
EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

he offered the crucial  information that he is gay

lol

Thanks my old friend..i keep plugging away.
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There is  a gay gentleman on the James obrien show (lbc) at the moment , (he offered the crucial  information that he is gay), who runs  a dog walking business in Enfield. He is in tears and threatening to pack up and leave blighty and take his lucrative Venture to foreign shores.
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damn this Referendum..Damn it all to hell.

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tough times ahead. Not everybody has the intestinal fortitude of Brendan Fox at a time like this.

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'That's a very good question on immigration Mr Dimbleby , but what really concerns people that I've spoken to on the doorsteps of my constituency in the North East * /Midlands*/Wales*/South West*/ The south West* /Home counties* /South east*/The North * .....is something else entirely that I prepared earlier. Such as the safety of the white tailed bumblebee within the EU.


*Delete as appropriate.




stayed up all night, and the moment will straw , Chuka Khan and emily thornberry appeared at 4.25 am this morning looking like the victims of a Salvadorian death squad,  i knew life would never, ever get better. Even Better than those Vintage petrol washed glaciers of romford gak that sustained me in the summer 0f '97.

ive died and gone to sweet sweet heaven.

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ahem..

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Just watching SKY and news of this Powerful drug Fentanyl (50 times more powerful than skag which offed The Purple mincer ) , which is sweeping through America and Leaving its addicts to sleep under upturned tin baths and using their own rotten teeth as ornamental decoration on their snug new Homes.

I have been thinking about it over a klix Machine coffee and a Vienese Whirl for the last ten minutes and I Say this..

Top Tip For these Fentanyl Addicts , Simply stop .

Utilise your new augmented Fiscal budget in more efficient ways That will impact your well being in a more harmonious manner Such as A set of Golf Clubs , Golf lessons with some cunt dressed as Kenny lynch at your local course at 7 o'clock on a fucking sunday morning.Trips to B&Q for Garden Fencing and Turf , A new George Forman Lean mean grill perhaps.

You could enjoy double dates and perfunctory dinners in soulless generic Restaurant chains with your Wifes best friend and her husband who you have nothing in common with .You could host Dinner Parties and discuss the Dietry health merits of tofu over Quorn with some beardy whispering bob harris fuck who works for a housing charity.

You could ...but upon reflection i would simply carry on tapping the vein with this wonderful new potion and using your own toenails as a doorknocker on your bath tub.

Ps, I eagerly look forward to seeing This wondrous new elixier cross the Atlantic and watching it mutate my client list of men good and true, in the probation service.

"..Its what Jo would have wanted.."

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Three things that have given me a dull nagging ache in the left bollock in the last couple of weeks that have made me dip into the 'well of hatred'.

1, Sarah Woollaston the Tory Mp who switched from Leave to remain 2 week ago. Thats fine we can all change our minds , live and let live and all that caper and karaoke. What got on my chocis chewns tit was when she said the main reason she changed her mind was when her dad was lying on a gurney being wheeled into theatre for a triple heart bypass .

according to her he said..'Whatever you do, don't vote to leave the EU' !!!

Really? That was what was on his mind? Not 'Thank you for being such a great daughter and making me so proud', not 'I've left you everything, the will is with Sue, john and Mandy ' , not 'Don't cry love, it'll be alright',  Not ' your've got  to be brave for mum' , not ' when you were born it was the proudest day of my life'...

No. It was supposedly 'Whatever you do, don't vote to leave the EU' ?. What a fucking cunt.

2.  Boris Johnson going on about the size of Bananas under the harsh dictat of the EU to an appreciative audience clapping like a load of mongs watching the Falcon show at london zoo.  I havent been so embarrased Since i was forced to wear a crushed denim safari suit with flares on my first day at secondary school by my insane mother. It made us look like a load of simple simon piss ants.

3.  in addition, and by no means least, the increasingly unhinged  George ' I claudius'  osborne on the TV..Just take a look at him. A 1950's 'B' Movie Cruel Hollywood Roman Emperor , whose temperate lobe has been rotted clean through by grape, Bestiality and homo erotic love in his silk toga. Where does he get that barnet from,  Gary Numan ?.

He looks like a man that believes he has the Andy  Warhol telephone And a direct line to god .


Rumors this morning that Jo coxs funeral will be this Thursday.. Never Has a corpse been so relentlessly pumped for all its worth since Jimmy Saviles body of work in the under 12 section of the mortuary at Stoke Mandeville.

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'Vote Remain , Hardy'

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Having modulated his voice to harness Ted Lowe and then Whispering Bob Harris on his Friday's LBC show in the wake Of Jo Cox's Death, I eagerly look forward to James O'Yarwood venturing into more conventional End-of-the-Pier light entertainment this morning by Trying out Sean Connery ,Chris Eubank and Frank Spencer today . Mishhhhh Moneypenny.

The eponymous Carl Cox Global Mix cd from 2002 was an Event horizon journey into the High Dojo Of Prog and  should be compulsory listening to those that wish to embark on such a journey,  and thus circumnavigate  the outer limits of unknown pleasures of EDM Utopia.

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Gertcha to Politicians on both the remain and leave side Talking about the Tragic Jo Cox MP  across all my Media portals today.

For some reason  they have chosen to speak in In the same manner of Ted lowe at the Sheffield circa 1976, or whispering Bob Harris introducing King Crimson On the Old grey whistel  test. Just speak accordingly you Maribou stork thundercunts

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im probably going insane but rate  NE EXP 2 better than 1. 3 Was more then acceptable of course, but more dirk diggler than John Holmes.

Beijing Dave wrote:

Request a ban for Glenn.

harsh.but fair.

Wayne Lineker will be showcasing Diggers embryonic Talents at his new enterprise 'Essex House' this weekend ,  With Micky Norcross and Mark Wright supplying percussion on the Bongos.

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thierry Henry's  Leather Jacket at the euros yesterday. it was beautiful, it had lattice work on the sleeves. I havent seen a Leather jacket like that since Dave Courtney looked after the security at Reggie krays funeral.

Prog priapism

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Im getting old . Progressive house used to mean something different in 1998. Doesn't it just mean Jeremy Corbyns   gaff  in Islington   now ?

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Event Horizon Prog. Still A beast.

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dutchy101 wrote:

Hahaha. Fucking brilliant Glen.

Im sorry dutch, but There's No excuse for young people that can dash to their phones quicker than Alan wells on uncut billy whizz to vote for a transgender kumquat And a 6ft 6 inch Nigerian in fishnet stockings to be evicted on big brother , or to spend all day on the dog to ticketmaster to see Pete Doherty in a butchers hat. But cant muster getting off the fucking sofa to register in months .

If 6 months or so isnt long enough for them to set their minds in motion to the task in hand , then we worse off than i thought. I can do without them acting like their Abraham Lincoln as well at the injustice of it all.

ffs we had 18 year olds that flew Lancaster bombers in ww2, are we now making excuses for tech savvy young people that cant work out that a website might be deluged under high traffic an hour before a deadline .

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shaunstrudwick wrote:
EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

David Wilcock ✔ @DavidWilcockPA
Jeremy Corbyn to do a Sky Q&A on June 20 at 6pm, the perfect warm up for England v Slovakia at 8pm...
3:25 PM - 8 Jun 2016
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Marvelous , i had planned to get in the mood for the match by nipping down to the boozer to watch strippers pick up some £1 coins off the bar with their spiced ham flaps , before working me way thru a couple of  gram of petrol washed  chisel and 8 pints of export

But no !. instead i shall get in the mood for the big game by tuning in to watch that lice ridden old soak field questions on the welfare of fucking bees in the EU ,put to him by spotty youths wracked with chlamydia.

my kind of Saturday arvo that - before wife and kids ruined everything

Same here mate, its the wise choice i suppose.

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David Wilcock ✔ @DavidWilcockPA
Jeremy Corbyn to do a Sky Q&A on June 20 at 6pm, the perfect warm up for England v Slovakia at 8pm...
3:25 PM - 8 Jun 2016
  Retweets   1 1 like


Marvelous , i had planned to get in the mood for the match by nipping down to the boozer to watch strippers pick up some £1 coins off the bar with their spiced ham flaps , before working me way thru a couple of  gram of petrol washed  chisel and 8 pints of export

But no !. instead i shall get in the mood for the big game by tuning in to watch that lice ridden old soak field questions on the welfare of fucking bees in the EU ,put to him by spotty youths wracked with chlamydia.

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As is the custom these days , I shall be casting my EU vote 10 seconds before the polling station closes on the 23rd of June , and then act like Gerry Conlon in outraged injustice when its to late To put in the sealed box.

What an equation .

120  minutes of the EU  registration website crashing = a 48  hours window of extension.
Using the same commensurate method,  I must remind the Mrs that im 9 inches on the slack and not hung like a Titmouse.