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and the gold medal for liquefied farts goes to ross macpharter..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk8kJvC8cdE

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always look forward to the bit where 6 weeks after the games officials suddenly realise that 159 athletes from various parts of the globe have gone missing and set up home with white dee in birmingham. as per the olympics.

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^^^^^just look at that shock and awe of the gathered crowds at johns gandhi like stance against the oppression of the status quo and tory led junta...

the bbc radio 5 lunchtime sports phone in had a taxi driver from govan rang in and say it was 'inappropiate' and had nothing to do with the games..

...queue screaming banshees( the presenter and her hysterical guests denounce him as raging homophobic and a bigot) ...the poor bloke sounded in his fifties and a typical burly glasgow cab driver...he just seemed a bit bemused by it all....as am i

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wonderful opening ceremony..

obviously the part where john barrowman indulges in a harmless limp wristed vignette of man on man tenderness on the stage can only inhance the true cause of the commonwealth games.

if only other brave figureheads of same sex horseplay could state the case for licking crunchy peanut butter off the back of another guys knees , the myriad strands of persecution that run deep throughout society and apperently infest her majestys commonwealth will surely wither and dire on the vine..

if johns flagrant display of masculine, yet tender love fails to inspire usain bolt to gold in the sprint relay against the benghalis crack quintet, well , i dont know what will....

http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/a … 0/CGJB.jpg

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steelydan wrote:

Who knew that Celtic Park could host something more depressing than an SPL match.

be fair steely, we did get to see john' i am what i am' ( a cunt) barrowman sing a medly of scoatishhh anthems before popping down to wester hailes to procure a cowie free beautiful boy of his choice then cleaning himself in a decontamination chamber and never returning for the rest of his puff.

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im very sorry, but it really is the athletics version of the british home internationals, with noel brotherstone tinkering down the left flank with his bald pate whipping in a cross for sammy mclroy to put one past dai davies in front of 1,765 people at windsor park on a tuesday night.

or jimmy nicholl kick murdo mcloud up the arse at the vetch.

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millsy23 wrote:
EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

Incredible weight gain for no reason i can fathom.

demis roussos me up.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qrx … o1_500.jpg


GERTCHA! double' d 'cup

Lay off the pulled pork sandwiches mate. And no slaw sides either, chubster.


hehehehe

http://htopia.files.wordpress.com/2010/ … nflies.jpg

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Incredible weight gain for no reason i can fathom.

demis roussos me up.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qrx … o1_500.jpg


GERTCHA! double' d 'cup

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liquitech1 wrote:

It's Ramadan too, so the roast chicken won't be worth a fuck.

edit: Lest we forget the British Govts complicity in the genocide along with the BBC.


Yep,  ive heard its ramadan a ding dong too, eastenders and corrie tell me so every night.

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Yant wrote:

I always liked;


the golden years, surely yant!!

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Hook/bellboy and the webster brothers(transa) numero uno in my book...bar none.


what a logo as well. fackin genius.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwoYvnWQmFE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRpV0wn8fiw

and the best;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ncSInFbgWc

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this craze in deli's cafe's, restaurants with all  this 'pulled pork' . shit

there even bringing a packet of crisps in this flavour.

and another thing cunt bubbles.... its coleslaw not 'slaw.

http://www.currybet.net/images/blog2007 … delors.jpg

GERTCHA!

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...Ever felt like your've been cheated??..funny you should ask me that Mr Lydon , but being a fan of theses old classics i certainly felt short changed with theses two..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl_op6doZvY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFcl1-vRxM0 (the hcc remix was untouchable imho)





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjgE4kNSU74

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love it.^^^^^^^^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMAMIXHRr2w
magic.magic.magic.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU3jpS7D6JU
grinds your back molars into dust.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYtsvv1m3Z4

yah! und germania minatour und red hair to the wolfs lair


and my bedrock board number one tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXZcZzo9Ykc

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-28454800

dont know if its a gertcha, but its irritating, bemusing and just very sad.

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you didnt have to footwank them did you paul ??

shocking at what these so called super  clubs became..


i once had to insert my slingbacks up a bouncers arse just to see scott bond  spin glam tunage  at miss money pennys

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happy birthday guv'nor !!

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jamie wrote:
Beijing Dave wrote:
EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

rampling played a fair bit of full on trance he had dj choci on his radio one show enough. think he mainly played it at festivals as i recall.

I remember his Radio 1 show being proper vocal house around then. He certainly wasn't playing the big trance nights at the time (The Gallery, GodsKitchen, Progress, Slinky, Passion, Gatecrasher etc).

But dates get hazy, it was a decade and a half ago. I may be wrong.

Rampling used to start off his sets playing the vocal house sort of music but soon built it up to full on banging trance and technow - a lot harder than most of the other big names would play. He never had the following of the other big names at the time but his music was always fantastic. He was always adaptable and I can't remember hearing a bad set from him. I used to think that Pete Tong used to base his DJing style on Rampling around that time. His radio 1 shows were great too. Will have to try and track a few of them down.

been trying for ages!!, especially the one with the dj choci mix.

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yep it was certainly all deep us vocal house then  , but he could bang it out with the best of 'em when given a white glove around those hamster cheeks aka one of the early creamfields.

i think he done those less than brilliant 'voyage into trance 'series as well.

fuck me,  i cant remember yesterday in any great detail.. the mind and indeed the flesh is weak.


ETC 'dont be too harsh on a man that was demolished by good times'.

whenever people talk about these times i feel like that kid on the' wonder years ' facing the camera and listening to a narration of how i felt.

i was 30 in 1998 !!

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fuck knows how this mix has been missed...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djWkvCUIHRA

ETC' im going outside to the prog years 1996-2001, i may be some time..keep the home fires burning..'

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Henry Rindhoops wrote:
Beijing Dave wrote:
steelydan wrote:

I thought Rampling would have been ideal. He was playing similar stuff.

To Oakey? Not at that time. Oakey was by this point full on trance, Rampling was playing real handbag stuff around then IIRC.

Really, the only people who could've filled Oakey's boots after his residency and been as popular would have been Paul van Dyk (who was already resident at Gatecrasher and had his own fanboy legion) or Sasha or Digweed (who were travelling the world and monthly at Twilo by then).

Carl Cox was massive at the time but never played enough prog/trance for a main room/courtyard crowd really.

Who else was massive at the time? Possibly Morillo but again the fact that he didn't play prog/trance would have made it difficult.

Don't know if you were ever on the old Cream board, Dave? IIRC the general consensus on there at the time was for PVD or Sasha as the replacement for Oakenfold. Cream kind of had Sasha playing there every month or so anyway. But he never wanted to play anywhere else but the Annexe. I'm not even sure he could have filled the Courtyard week in week out anyway, like Oakenfold did.

Whatever people think of Oakenfold he was brilliant during that residency and doing it every weekend and having queues of people around the block is probably something that we'll never see the likes of again. Especially the case now in the download age, as he was getting white labels and acetates sent to him left right and centre. Yes, a lot of them eventually became anthems but they didn't do so until 6 month or longer.

kyrstal 'burning flame' being the ideal  example of courtyard acetate that was held back to create a frenzy of demand among the lesser mortals .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iie6n4uvf4o




rampling played a fair bit of full on trance he had dj choci on his radio one show enough. think he mainly played it at festivals as i recall.

oakenflid was banging out the flying rhino stuff around 96/97 then went the way of the dragon and the land of trance lite and prog 98/99, with the odd acid trancer thrown in at the end.

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i feel its my grave  duty to relay to you that the british broadcasting corporation reported on their  sports bulletin at 1.36 pm that  "myfanwy bronwyn bevan has had to pull out of 'team wales' womens hockey team with  a slight calf strain".

ive opened a book of condolence and a minutes silence to be observed at 2pm , ended by the ringing of the lutine bell @lloyds of london.

the captains room will be serving light refreshment(no alcohol) from 3.30pm

no flowers please . any donations to be sent directly to me for amortiztion


thank you.

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also seen the mighty pezz, dave ralph, richie mowatt, mick parks, mick wilson and john graham at cream.

and  cream festival P.A'S from man with no name, junior reactor and joshua (soulfly)

also nat monday of flammable was magic as well


right up my autobahn

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steelydan wrote:

I thought Rampling would have been ideal. He was playing similar stuff.


'DANNY RAMPLING'

ETC ', sagely nodding his head , savouring the name like a fine wine upon the pallet of a toff'



"Lost now like tears in the rain or something like that.."

an excellent splice of the spoken word, a flicker of mild approval plays across the lips of ETC, and in emperor nero manner decides after some deliberation , that he indeed approves.

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smallman1 wrote:

He looks great here tbf -

http://cdn.3news.co.nz/3news/AM/2012/3/7/245486/PaulOakenfold_reuters_1200.jpg

last time i saw her she was playing croquet with james cann's ankles