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MattBlack wrote:

Im sorry but i dont see why Rio should get a 3 match ban for something he said on Twitter, it has nothing to do with football and its his own private account, all he was doing was replying to someone who insulted him by insulting them back, are footballers not allowed a right to reply?



sshhhhhhhh mate..i want him banned for life..

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dont know what the worlds coming to dan, why only the other day i was  masturbating vigorously in vi's porch, using wilfs picture on  D day as visual stimuli.always something about the honest plucky , blown to fucking pieces english tommy that gets me going.dont bear thinking about.

I  was a bit irritated as the daft cow put me off my stroke, but being an englishman i said 'hello, what a lovely morning'.

daft mare  broke down.no 'good morning glenn, do you fancy a cuppa?' .no nothing. dont bear thinking about.so i blurted my load over wilf then rapped vi lightly on the jaw. "just a reminder good manners cost nothing" i says. "not having them though has cost people plenty " i says.

"quite fancy a bacon sarnie now my gel', i says.worked meself up an appitite.could eat horse.like them facking french ponces.poor defenceless animals.dont bare thinking about.

http://media3.onsugar.com/files/2014/02/28/030/n/1922441/d3d5bf4b238702bc_shutterstock_73696786.jpg.xxxlarge_2x.jpg

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-29823870

normally i throw my cape over a puddle when tarrying down chingford high street and i see a maiden in distress.

i may even offer her my arm , or entice her into my horsedrawn carriage with the enticement of grapes, tipping my stove pipe hat the way any gentleman should do.

then possibly lay her intestines out in a bob willis wagon wheel with a wooden chip fork as a final act of chivalry.

watching ladys go by. ...

in my twenties, i was met with a warm smile..maybe even a giggle..

in my thirties , i was met with an involuntary hand to the hair and a coy acknowledgement...

in my forties i was met with pepper spray , mace and a string of impressive curses as if i was ted bundy, summer of sam, the zodiac killer or the boston strangler.

as i approach 47 next week, women tend to look straight through me as if i dont exist..i feel like ray milland. cunts.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xYeaNoftV7M/Ul9xNI1NfUI/AAAAAAAANdk/bEhC1QtCpG4/s1600/LRA_invisible_man_8.JPG


ETC'still got the old rouges smile though'...

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calling someone a 'sket' and getting banned for three games is by far and away 'RIO'S' finest contribution to the blue and white hoops cause ,since the club went insane and purchased his services, such as they are.

it is my firm intention to goad him, in my own inimitable style , on twitter when his ban expires, to enrage him into calling me a 'wasteman movement sket.'..thus ensuring another 3 match ban.and so on and so forth until january when he facks off to write an updated 'joy of sex' book with jermaine defoe doing his replenishing handstands on the front cover with some sugar hut sugar sugar puff.

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MattBlack wrote:
EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

Mark Clattenburg has been dropped for this weekend’s Premier League fixtures after breaking protocol so he could watch an Ed Sheeran concert.

Clattenburg drove home alone after officiating West Brom’s home game against Crystal Palace so he could get back to Newcastle to watch Sheeran perform at the Metro Radio Arena.

The rules of the Professional Game Match Officials Limited state that officials must travel to and from the ground together to protect their integrity and security.


ed Sheeran !!!.

only dropped from this weekends premier games!!, surely such an act of such outrageously bad taste and musical trend faux paux should be rewarded with a starring role in an IS video.

strawberry blond in tandem with close knit, melodius harmonies of a bubble gum pop nature are the work of the kaffur.

it says so somewhere in the koran, page 346 i think, just after the receipie for fundermentalist mange tout .

He also spoke to Neil Warnock after that match by phone which is against the rules but yeah, going to see Ed Sheeran should be an offence punishable be public flogging


ok, but still, id rather admit to voting  labour or infecting barnadoes(mixed race section) with thrush.

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Mark Clattenburg has been dropped for this weekend’s Premier League fixtures after breaking protocol so he could watch an Ed Sheeran concert.

Clattenburg drove home alone after officiating West Brom’s home game against Crystal Palace so he could get back to Newcastle to watch Sheeran perform at the Metro Radio Arena.

The rules of the Professional Game Match Officials Limited state that officials must travel to and from the ground together to protect their integrity and security.


ed Sheeran !!!.

only dropped from this weekends premier games!!, surely such an act of such outrageously bad taste and musical trend faux paux should be rewarded with a starring role in an IS video.

strawberry blond in tandem with close knit, melodius harmonies of a bubble gum pop nature are the work of the kaffur.

it says so somewhere in the koran, page 346 i think, just after the receipie for fundermentalist mange tout .

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just for middle aged kicks , later released on the b side of this is not a love song..

why not ...its my number one song of all time.

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good stuff gents ^^^


'a bit of fuckology',  if you say so mr lydon.

old iggy pop cover b side.

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free fackin country yant...why not!.

b side to star man, later released as a single


b side to  re release 'john im only dancing '

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your favourite or forgotten 'b' side, any style of music

..... From garys pleasure principle lp and b side to 'Cars'.

Infinite diversity in infinite combinations... symbolizing the elements that create truth , beauty and electronic dance music.

smallman1 wrote:

The list of ex members contains a mixture of some ledges and some lunatics.


gooble gobble we accept them , one of us, one of us.....

i  know mate...when i statred going through the new wave/ edm / blitz stuff a lot of it was late seventies..such as this rare numan beauty

the problem is, im very much a free spirit, a spastic hawk that simply will not be kept in his gilded cage.

there are no rules when the resonator is turned on and my pienial gland is extended..seeking new pleasures where plaesures can be found.

or something like that.

Havent heard from him for a while on here, does anyone know if his okay?.

i know he wasnt well a while back. good bloke and a funny knowledgeable poster.

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many years ago i was stuck at lunch in devonshire square with some fuck stick from benfield grieg who shall remain nameless, jeff clements.

normally i could handle such a meeting  via a gram of chisel, unfortunatelyi could not get to the various bars of said elexir in time for lunch so i had to listen to this suffering wank for what seemed like an eternity..

coffee was served , followed b a long silence, and id be fucked if i was going to fill it..he looked out if the window and said 'my god!!....look at that skelatal structure of that tree...".

i just got up and left.

never heard from the cunt again.no business no nothing!.some people.dont bear thinking about.the gig aint straight.

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'SEE THE WORKING CLASSES AT PLAY'.

if i see those town called malice football ads for sky once more i will do unkind things to many, many people.

Rusty Egan a legend.
for those in the know   i salute you.

quite possibly paul..quite possibly.....blitz is a many headed hydra..and one that deserves another airing..with quite a few new additions...

it is with some joy that im leaving work early to see rangers get tonked by villa at beautiful downtown loftus road..

one feels a few pre match pints of libation  before heading into bandit country..

amen.


a thing of beauty .

ultravox when john foxx was the man

never heard that track dan..it pleases me greatly!!!


Junk floats on polluted water
An old custom to sell your daughter
Would you like number twenty three?
Leave your yens on the counter please

cor...thanks lads...i was cunted wheni put this thread up last night..a sheepish look this morning and tons of great early eighties edm/new wave from a clued up gang of music titans..

thanks lads!!!

i love you all..espsecialyy you steely..phwooooarrrrr!!

steelydan wrote:

you crafty cunt dan!!


steve strange at the door with full length mirror.."would let you yourself in to this club??"

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MattBlack wrote:

nice one matt...



fk me rob posts on a weekend..

xx