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starcreeper wrote:

Fair play, Hop Head. Happens to the best of us. May I suggest getting on the wing wang to extend your performance times. Your overall standards will drop but you'll be up to a satisfactory thrusting count in no time.

plus you can share it with the dorises and they'll be too distracted to notice.

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10 an over from here. It's in the bag.

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Dermatron wrote:

And also said ' Im not being told what to do by someone in Belgium'. Classic.

I just said 'So nothing taken into consideration for your grand kids?' No answer. She's 81

So the action of our parents, which they have so 'bitterly' fought against for the last 40 years, is exactly the sort of action they took when making a decision on behalf of their grand kids? funny that!

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My Mum and Dad voted out for my kids future. I told him that if he wanted to do something for my kids future maybe he should ask for my opinion first.

I'm not really talking to my folks much.

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"We're losing a lot of people because of the Internet. We have to go see Bill Gates and a lot of different people that really understand what's happening. We have to talk to them about, maybe in certain areas, closing that Internet up in some way. Somebody will say, 'Oh freedom of speech, freedom of speech.' These are foolish people. We have a lot of foolish people."

Oh the ironing!!

Finally saw R1 on Saturday night. I loved it.

Nick Sneddon wrote:

did you get your ticket for 11/2 Ed? we can arrange to meet and completely miss each other again

You're not missing much tbf.

My uncle has the French Legion of Honour.

Personally, I love making out with the good lady wife to Xpander as I expand her.

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Mourninho digging out Chelsea for nicking 1-0 defensive wins? Oh the ironing!

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mr rossi wrote:

So they got the wrong Muslim then

Cue:

Casual Racism wrote:

They all look the same

"jokes"

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Beijing Dave wrote:

Recently rediscovered Introspective. A colossus of electronic pop music really. Up there with Violator for its time and genre.

Not really a fan of anything they've offered up since then, but this and Behaviour are monumental.

Love how half way through Always on My Mind (32-32min mark) it goes all Chicago House!

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Your revered predecessor in angst Message Board Warrior and despondent QPR fan, Terence Thackeray, now runs sub 2.30 marathon's for fun these days. He used to be a beast of a man riddled with consumption and is now skinnier than Edward Oliver Smallman left leg.

Dont rule it out just yet.

I feel the pair of you would have got along famously had you shared the same platform.

A worthy winner. Looking forward to the Awards Night dinner.

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Is there even EUR 8bn in Ireland?

Looking forward to catching this at some point. Might have to billy no mates it though as I'm not sure if it'll be suitable for my 4yo.

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Peter Tatchell will soon be lauded as a National Treasure. I do like the fact that he invaded a speech given by Labour's "Messiah" Jeremy Christ and subsequently got a rollicking on the front page of the Morning Star (who also say that the bombing of Aleppo is "Liberation" btw).

The Left are so confused these days.

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zackster wrote:

oh spare me. it's not my fault the democrats nominated the least electable person in their party.

Please stop with this nonsense.

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Keep strong, Glenn. Sending positive vibes.

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Oscar to Shanghai for £ 52m on £ 300K a week!

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Gen LOL there Millsy.

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Where do we sign?

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...whilst you invite Annie Palmer round to join you and a crate of Nelson.

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Dermatron wrote:

haha who the fuck are variety.com?

Only the biggest Entertainment Trade Magazine in the US.

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A peek in to ETC's biographical movie. I couldnt think of a finer actor to assume the role.

Be careful not to linger too longer, ETC. The Mother in Law will be watching you like a hawk and Jo will be in your ear on the journey home. Could be another trip to the divorce court if you're not careful.