Big Fella wrote:

Think everybody has used all the funny ones up here.

You could just repeat them like sean did.

"What's the matter? FIFA got you pushing too many pencils?"

"Never did know when to quit"

Funny how 95% of pakistanis are muslims isn't it Matt. Hur hur!

What do you call a man with 3 wooden heads

Back when UT was a great label

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you can answer as 1 though matt

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smallman1 wrote:
Yant wrote:

To be fair Ed, if you did wear some sort of pedometer, it would be constantly stuck on "holy shit is that how far you've run?" setting.

Very true Yant.

I'd probably break it within a week.

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ6EszklkywtnK9b4K_tOaxe-56bP6vRf2N5BPoujj55T5nZ6I6yw

Instead he says, 'fuck' and the internet goes crazy... 'cor, what a geezah!'

That's power right there...

Can we just delete some posts and pretend this never happened?

Love it, Gus! "Maybe we're here to enhance ourselves spiritually... or maybe just to stare at scantily clad ladies. Either or. Preferably the latter"

The groan... lol

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Lol. Well that was that one dealt with

Never fear 303, you might be sandwiched somewhere between Loopy and BedRob *sniggers*. I don't think there are more than 40 active users mate.

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Wondering whether mumsnet has these types of problems

I've watched this too much. It's quite catchy

That tongue roll...

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Don't think too much into that, Boring...

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Presto wrote:

My money is on Chunky, though.

Yes, this is what I thought. Or Sabotini.

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got some pace

Mate got a spoon from his brother for Christmas. From the kitchen drawer.

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Unbroken1 wrote:

..just discovered there's one in the Toon, will have to check it out.

Not aware of any hipster/hipster backlash connotations with regard to Punk/Brewdog... Until very recently I've been an unashamed fizzy lager wanker, but have developed a liking for some of the lighter, cold, hoppy stuff... there's a Badger beer called Golden Champion which I'm digging too. Any other recommendations in this ballpark welcome.

A week after discovering it's delights, the Punk IPA has disappeared from the bar where I found it... Expressed my disappointment to the barmaid who tells me Brewdog have some kind of cask 'cool-off' period for non-affiliated bars, and as such they can't stock it all the time hmm

The 5am Saint is probably the best Brewdog I've had. Pisses all over the Punk.

mr rossi wrote:

Just hope the soon to be Mrs Flares isn't reading this thread.
Great start to a marriage.

Maybe she was looking over his shoulder with his mum?

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MattBlack wrote:
mr rossi wrote:

I shall be hitting as many immigrants as I can on the roads out of Calais in my car.

That road at Calais is starting to look like something from Mad Max at the moment, maybe the lorries should fit some flame throwers and machine gun turrets to stop them from getting in

My bro-in-law buys the Daily Mail and I flicked to the article on it. 'WORSE THAN AFGHANISTAN' lol

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Don't they have corkscrew cocks too? Literally popped her cork... (Presto don't get too upset)