Has anybody been on the proper razzle-dazzle with Ed Smallman?

millsy23 wrote:
seanc80 wrote:

The only area where we haven't received confirmation of him being completely and utterly retarded and useless is in the area of Persians.

I think we all know he would have all the stamina of a pre-pubescent school girl but the confirmation of this will be the final nail in an already heavily nailed, utterly impenetrable, shit coffin.

Were you not here when he confessed about having half of one in Ibiza, throwing up and getting a taxi home?

No but that's exactly the level of shitness i would have him at.

fadass wrote:

May be found wanting in the 6am ketamine heads & volleys.

Zactly what I was referring to.

You just know he'd be well cashed out before the business end of proceedings.

The only area where we haven't received confirmation of him being completely and utterly retarded and useless is in the area of Persians.

I think we all know he would have all the stamina of a pre-pubescent school girl but the confirmation of this will be the final nail in an already heavily nailed, utterly impenetrable, shit coffin.

You can automatically assume that Smallman has been involved with anything diabolical.

I would have thought that a year that was filled with diabolical, cliche-driven garbage with a sprinkling of 2 or 3 superhero type bollox  thrown over the top like diarrhoea hundreds & thousands, would have been a golden era for you Hannu.

there's a Digweed mix from the red box in dublin which is excellent. i was at that night.


good Lawler one too which i was also at

but enough about La Nausse

monostereo wrote:

Is that photograph at the correct aspect ratio?  They actually resemble orthopedic shoes.

An ideal trab for a fashion-forward unfortunate who suffers from Cerebral Palsy.


Brilliant Mono lol

Asics wrote:

Love it that Dermatron is reverting to Phil Opian style and just trolling smallman1 - clearly jealous of the £200,000 education, the high income and the life of freedom and #win around London.

The jealousy is strong.


I am not sure anybody is jealous of Ed Smallman chief lol

smallman1 wrote:

The trabbs I'm rocking in that photo are these -

http://thumbs2.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mCDfNOzfqU9Sy2RZdt80J_g.jpg

Hmmm. The toe box is white on the retard slippers mess of pic. It /appears to be grey in the image of the nikes that you posted, casting some doubt over the claims.

lol at the proud as punch post re the Nikes. They aren't great Ed. And that is being lenient.

steelydan wrote:

I still love these.

http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_680/fwnpuoga2corqyvhcbo3.jpg


They are getting a rerelease the navy stripe ones are out the gold will follow soon I'd say.

Yant are you taking the piss mate?

Im confused Edward

Is posting a pick of 3 pikies that have more fashion savvy that you do, supposed to be a dig at me? lol

But you see Edward you shouldn't be laughing.

There's no way I could be standing anywhere near you rinsing coins of my bullet proof Peruvian at any festival with those diabolical Forest Gump fiascos on.

Id have to give you a complete make-over before we got even remotely close to the turnstiles

loopdokter wrote:
BedRob wrote:

Like the top pair amps, how much did they set you back ?

Can see Jay shooting some hoops in the bottom pair

Not bloody likely.  I've never owned a pair of Jordans and never intend to either.

Good day to sir.

GOOD. DAY!

Dermatron wrote:

Can we discuss these again? Good. Lets start with the laces. Tied in that pattern?? Pulled that hard?? This has all the signs of absolutely and hopelessly clueless

lol

All good points there. Anybody that has an ounce of self respect would not go about like this.

Its baffling to me really.

Its actually worse Rhouse is getting. If you can possibly get your head around that.

lol
Your relaxed-fit replays would completely smother those bronzed tongues.

Thankfully.

Those first pair of Yant's are an absolute no-no for me. The mesh toe, the same-material-tick-as-on-the-trainer situation. Not for me.

The second pair of Jordans are more Millsy territory. I wouldn't know where to start.

Yea great track, he has another one coming out under his Blanc 2 alias on Hivern soon with remixes from Flugel & Talabot

Is he still playing that Temper Trap remix?

I love Charlie Brooker but Stanhope is a melter.

You would hear rowdier tales on the aircoach after a trip to Lourdes

Well what did you expect? lol

Hannu & Simon R giving Berlin the once over.

What next... Jeffrey Dahmer on Masterchef?