EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

this to be played at midnight  at 'tamers' do when the sweaty slags and geezers have imbibed too much chisel...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80A26-uo-CA


ETC'YOUVE GOT ME ON KIB AND ALCOHOL'

thanks lee brilleaux.

Never a disappointment clicking an ETC YouTube link. Cracking song.

Is there anyone you don't follow? Whiff of the "Eastern Bloc" about how in the know you are.

Here's a nice chugger. Edit of something or other, stumbled across it on SC.

https://soundcloud.com/haulesbaules/truth

You and Phil must be in stitches over all this!

Christ what an awful vocal. An instrumental would be decent.

Starcreeper used to oil and wax John O'Shea's legs. The lad knows his "physiotherapy" onions.

7

(26 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Grayson Shipley does my windows.

http://www.ukgameshows.com/ukgs/Sex_Bomb

I'd probably watch that tbh.

millsy23 wrote:

And really big clits.

Gen smile.

DuFunk wrote:

NI is apart of the UK i pay the same rates and tax to the queen as you do, i can live and work anywere in the uk without needing any kind of clearance due to having a uk passport even the NI folk who have ROI passports can do also as they are still seen as british citizens.

Would rather have all the chippies and plumbers Poland has to offer than you - at least they bring skills and a workable grasp of the language.

It's the Bradford stadium fire that I think is the most pertinent comparison. OK, half the deaths, but only a fraction of the ridiculous ongoing grief. In fact, barely a whimper? No doubt it's respectfully observed *within* BCFC but do they inflict stupid kick off times for a fortnight before and after its anniversary amongst all the other contrived quasi-grief bullshit we're all supposed to partake in? No, of course not. They have class.

12

(54 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Attempting to "garden" in the new house. Not a fucking clue what I'm doing but went and bought a load of power tools today that should hopefully help in my quest. Gonna saw the fuck out of that vegetable patch. Very likely to get bored almost straight away and start drinking beer in the sun instead.

13

(51 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

That high fade on the 13th was insane. Not convinced he could win any other major than this, except maybe the PGA. US and the Open he surely can't blast his way around like this.

That Speith lad is going to make a lot of noise in the coming years too.

14

(51 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Wide open. Maybe Fowler? Fuck knows.

15

(51 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

All my horses sent to the glue factory by Thursday evening, as per.

16

(59 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Pathetic attempt at shifting the heat off Dermopian. At least he actually went to Oxford, rather than, you know, living an entirely fabricated existence?

17

(286 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Seems like we can hold fire on the written apologies.

18

(286 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Kumquat wrote:

Nobody seems to have considered some bright spark might be spoofing his IP address...

Not possible.

19

(286 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Unless Dermopian share an ISP and most likely live in close proximity of one another, they couldn't ever end up with the same IP address. Fact. So the defence is Hannu can't read properly? If you're going to spend yor life being a weird cunt on the internet, learn to take some grief when people call you out for it.

LOL.

20

(286 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Mr Boring wrote:

I like Phil. I hope he doesn't disappear too.

Deciding to attack the most affable and happy go lucky person on the board is worthy of a lol.

Don't worry, Phil will be clocking in for the night shift in a few hours time.

21

(286 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Dermo wrote:

Will you ever check out the fucking state of batter tits and co haha what a pack of desparate cunts.

Ill expect a full apology of course. Until then ill sit and watch fatso creaming himself in public.

So what's the explanation?

22

(286 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

At least making up you run a chippy is distinctly unglam. Pretending you were there, like a pilled up Forest Gump, at every major turn in prog over the last 30 years and then wound up playing supermarket openings in the Sydney sun is just fucking odd.

23

(54 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/344130/slide_344130_3581557_free.jpg?1396600022077

Take the weight off your feet, love.

24

(286 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Can we get a sample Dermopian IP? Doubt he even lives in Australia. I'm guessing The Wirral or somewhere miserable.

25

(115 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

What's the version of Lost in Music that starts this set?