Reminds me of this. How they got away with this blatant beastiality back in the day eh GRH?!

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smallman1 wrote:

Due to my Auntie being ill, we're no longer off to Darjeeling Express.

We're going to re-schedule though so hold tight for feedback!

another week, another illness. She just keeps on postponing.

Looking forward to Ahad's input

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The Sinner

It's a lot more likely the buffet car is open

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cheers all. A genuinely horrific situation that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.

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horrific on every known and conceivable level

Have a word Beijing. FFS.

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I have a weekend from hell ahead of me. Breaking some extremely bad/life changing news to one of my nearest and dearest and I'm dreading it.

Life is officially a cunt.

monostereo wrote:

Smallman, You strike me as exactly the type of light-hearted jovial sort who, unfortunately, ends up suffering from a catastrophic nervous breakdown.  So hold tight for that. 

Hopefully the board will still be up and running when the time comes so that we can "support" you.

Lol. The only thing he’ll be holding tight is the hand of his carer.

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Love the fact he gives out back rubs during his sets too

Innovative and tender.

lol Damo out!

jambo wrote:

Newish Eelke Kleijn live set

https://soundcloud.com/eelke-kleijn/liv … nights-ade

I was going to give this a listen then noticed there were no cue times for the tracks.

S to the werve Eelke, you cunt.

all the best jocks go the extra mile for their fans, Damo.

I guess we all now know where you stand.

Disappointing.

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All that ethnic chanting you're bang into would have me demanding a full refund before I've had my first crab claw.

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lol

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well played Sean

lol. An absolute clusterfuck

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smallman1 wrote:

Having me as a Dad would be absolutely sensational.

Bants, a love of life and a disposition that people can't help but love.

A total inspiration basically.

Would strive to be an early walker so it could throw itself off a bridge.

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smallman1 wrote:

I don't even who I'm saying congrats to anymore.

Congrats though.

Just as long as you're not having any offspring, ever.

That's the main thing.

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fadass wrote:

N'wankwo & my ex have just had their 6th child (7 if you include Stewart(s enquiry), "my" 3rd born)... congrats to you all. It's a joyous time.

lol. He was just 'extra swarthy'

OOh. Me-ow. bitches

Enjoyed Paddington 2. My son and daughter really enjoyed and that's the main thing. Hugh Grant camping it right up throughout and it's all rather quaint and British and jolly hockey sticks. What what!

Dermatron wrote:
seanc80 wrote:

Mad Bastards.

Have you tried getting up from a chair too quickly lads?


Have you tried it Sean? If not I recommend taking the whole box first go. With a pint of vodka.

Wouldn't touch the sides with Sean. The mad bastid.

ashamed I've never seen Sorcerer. Looks good, will illegally download at earliest op.

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Congrats mate