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MattBlack wrote:
Grant wrote:

Funnily enough, I watched Team America on Sunday whilst in recovery stupor.  Now this:

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-enter … 20876.html

Lol, a bunch of actors telling people how to vote, that worked out really well over here when the likes of Izzard and Cumbertwat tried to get involved in the EU referendum

Yeah, massive lols. As if bloody Sir Ian Mcellan knows what's best for decent working blokes like us eh, Matt? Lovey-dovey load of ol' bollix. Brexit 4EvA

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fadass wrote:

I'd settle for the pedestrian life on 60k a week I must say.

and give up the red letter, mile-a-minute dream existence of Oracle DBA?

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If there's a sport that sorely needs a cash injection, it's F1.

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I'm hoping we get a photo on here this week of Loops and Smalls sat holding hands, both bronzed and lazing on sun loungers, drinking Margaritas with the simple caption 'suckers' underneath.

lol. Dermo in his element. Heartwarming. Look at his little face!

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why oh why didn't we listen to Derms?

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lol. We're such saps. Loops has reinvested the money in his pursuit of a professional refereeing qualification and he's bought a shiny new synth for the dungeon. Good luck to him, I say.

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Smalls has basically embezzled from a charity.

Lowest of the low.

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jamie wrote:

[video]

LOL

Quality. The bloke in the red hat is amazing.

I miss Polly's level-headed outlook and little journalistic gifts she shared.

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Tailor-made role for Smalls. Just has to roll down the window, check all sides from the comfort of the driver's seat and off he rolls.

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joeyp wrote:
Grant wrote:
joeyp wrote:

From where I'm sat in property it's absolutely fine.

Bit of a wobble at first with investors looking to capitalise on Brexit by chipping deals and also corporates using it as a blame tool for disposals and closures but it really isn't bothering the industry.

I understand there is allot more to this....

What do you do?

Surveyor mate.

Work for one of the big 2 firms and asset manage corporates portfolios.

Hi-vis and clipboard. Standing outside places and walking backwards to look at guttering. Drinking weak lemon squash from a tartan flask. Packed lunch made by the Mrs, wrapped in tin foil, eaten in the Vauxhall Vectra. Emerging from bushes in the back garden still clutching clipboard. Lifting up drain covers and tutting. Driving off leaving an undrunk cup of tea on the wheelie bin. Three weeks later sends report and £600 bill

The day was all BREXITED from GU and piled on here was akin to the Syrian refugee crisis. NIMBYS like Wally decrying our presence on their soil as a declaration of war against morality. It wasn't until someone posted up pics of the Rhouses family being gunned down by border guards and a malnourished Presto staring forlornly at an empty Ginsters pasty point-of-sale display heater that views started to soften. I still sometimes feel like an outsider on here. Then I remember Hannu's life and realise things could be so much, much worse.

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I had my leather man purse swiped by a swarthy type in white jeans on a Vespa once. Think it was fadass actually.

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I recreate the feel of my local Italian restaurant by hovering behind my guests with one of the spare spindles from my staircase asking if they 'wan'  black pepper?' with literally every item of the meal. Can I have a glass of water? You wan' black pepper wi tha'?

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A country to definitely avoid while suaving the absolute fuck out of white jeans would be Italy. All that Ragu and Dolmio tomato-based sauce? Nightmare.

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You'd possibly get away with those white jeans in Germany, Dave. Something to consider when things inevitably go south on your prolonged Glitter sex tour.

First post was 'fuck off Rhouses' IIRC

Dan Harwood wrote:

I've still got funds in escrow (Smallman's Ponzi scheme, I think it's called) for Loopy's 'visit'.

I was also caught in this elaborate sting.

I've written to BBC Rogue Traders and apparently they're featuring Smallman and Sons in the next series. Matt Albright door-stepping Smallman Snr in a Spanish caravan site with cutaway footage of the grim looking one from Eternal who's now on the game in Streatham having had her bank accounts emptied in 2003.

Ol' Tally gets the Millsy comparison all the time I'd wager.

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Hope Loopy donates his £3k travel fund

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lol

Track around the 4hrs 3min mark is a new one from Marvin & Guy. It makes my dinkle tingle.

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Sharing. It's what great mates do.

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Dave will like it