He's got a cock the size Gandy's flip flop.
high tech pre-soiled knickers vending machines
Where can I find such a machine in London?
Is it spent knickers your after specifically? or will a pair of Medium M&S undercarckers do? I will be happy to oblige you.
So I've just been in Dixons. They had a 4K demo loop of Coronation Street's "Maud Gimes" remonstrating with a traffic warden after catching the heel of her shoe on a cobble.
The sales drone informed me that the image was made up of over 6000 Billion pixels. One could almost taste the moth balls. Quite remarkable really.
Don't really see the point in being an early adopter when there's no decent content. 4K might be a lame duck technology anyway.
As well as creating new high tech pre-soiled knickers vending machines, Japanese MEGA-BOFFINS are already working towards 8K broadcasts, starting with the 2020 Olympics.
This is yet another example of the nanny state. I will do what the fuck I like in my own coupe, thank you very much.
I smoke in the Jag with my kids in the back all the time. Of course I take precautions, ensuring that the drivers windows is open and smoke/ash is tipped outside. The kids have never once told me that they are uncomfortable with this arrangement. So fuck you.
I happened upon the "Bitches" thread before it got deleted mono, you scoundrel.
I just want to make clear, I'm not some yank frat boy that refers to women as "bitches", as you had alluded.
Hey man. I was surprised that thread was deleted TBH. It was supposed to be a riff no the fact that you may have a penchant for trannys. No offence meant fella!
Faxes generally have more prominence at these media offices, gets a lot more attention than sifting through a shit load of emails.
>>blanks were used
>>Assume video is fake
>>Welp. It's all just another government ploy to take our guns away
The attendence rates in Seaworld have dropped quite a lot because of that apparently
That pleases me. What type of cunt watches that shit.
Not sure if captain but watched a great doc called "Black fish" on BBC 4 the other week. It's the story of a captive killer whale called Tilikum, who basically kills several people over the course of a few years.
Basically, Seaworld come out of this terribly. I'm no animal rights nut job but what they are doing to these highly intelligent animals isn't far from torture.
Well well. And so it begins. Black Monday. Trading rooms plunged into chaos today. "What's Happening!! What's Happening!!"
Judicious use of this will be fine and everyone will sound great, because clearly DJs aren't narcissistic....oh
So what we'll essentially end up with is DJ-Lee-McBedroom turning what was previously a neat arrangement into 10 fucking minutes worth of bongo tedium before a deeply unsatisfactory breakdown. YEAH! Awesome!
This Thread is now officially concerned with DJMattBlack's dining habits.
DJMattBlack's favourite Apéritif is a 330ml can of Tango.
DJ Mattblack pictured enjoying the ambiance of the BHS department store cafe, Penge. This guys opulence knows no bounds.
Who the hell is that anyway?
Josh Widdicombe, hes a stand up comedian and appears on stuff like Mock the week and The Last Leg
Many Thanks Matt.
Time to buy, gentlemen.
Surely you mean sell?
I have some cash to invest but i'm holding off for the mo. A correction is overdue.
Burridge's head is well muscular init. Pure tech house.
Let put it this way, something like this wouldn't fly anywhere but in the far east - can just imagine the horror shows in an England Micky Ds: http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/08/mc … n-goddess/
That says more about Asian mens paedophilic tendencies then it does about fashion.
The argument that Asian girls are more "fashionable" than their western counterparts is a misnomer. Both have a different concept of fashion.
Re: What's the longest you've worked with a company? (54 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)
Around the 5 mark is my average innings. I think you need to be prepared to hop around a bit if you want to truly progress, at least in my line of work (successful children's entertainer).
Re: What are you listening to at the moment? (5,405 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)
Nice melancholy sounding groover from Rob Babicz....
Rhouses: The area around the bottom hinge on your door frame is disgustingly dirty. Have you no cleaner? Give her a verbal warning please. Also check that she's done behind the toilet basin, properly.
NiuBi, which is equivalent to saying "The Dog's Bollocks" in the UK.
Hmm. NiuBi is a menu item at the local Chinese, The Golden Stool.
I had assumed I was eating battered spam balls? I may have to reconsider my order from now on.
Cheers for the heads up.
An absolute nonsense:
Re: Squarepusher and Autechre in London this autumn (8 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)
my mate is the tour manager for Squarepusher