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(89 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Extraordinary scenes in the Leprechaun Tandori's mens restroom, as the lads take it in turns to drop a most violent e-poo just 25 minutes after necking a couple of bangers and a Lamb Pasanda.

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(89 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Have you told her you're a member of a progressive house music forum yet? Maybe leave it for now.

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(14 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

jonthechef wrote:

query.


Cheers

Yo flares!

Love the artwork on this and the new Quiver single.

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(2,814 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

it's funny because it's got the word kak in it, which incidentally is South Africanism for Shit Pronunced: KUK

Ugh.   I used to know a generic fat bloke who played drums for Shed Seven years ago, he was a part time youth worker and basic knob head. 

If you're reading this Alan, you're a crushed malteser, stuck on my shoe.  LICK YOURSELF OFF MY SHOE.  YOU CUNT.

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(17 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Boring wrote:

"Man farts every time other half leaves the room"

Good to see chivalry isn't dead after all.

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(482 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Nick Sneddon wrote:

i think he meant Ken Clarke

I did indeed Nick. Posted on an iPhone while half pissed. smile

Apologies for the typos.

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(482 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Apart from the fact Blair was wholly complicit (as a toady) in one of the worst US foreign policy SNAFUs of the past century, i quite liked the bloke.  Still do in fact. 

When he speaks, people listen. Not simply due to him being the UK's greatest living toss pot, but because he seems to hold an eloquence and clarity of vision absent from the current shower we have in parliament (Ken Clare and a couple other notable exceptions aside).

Dan Harwood wrote:

Bizarre, as I could never believe a professional player or team would act in such a cuntish way.

Lampard and his old mate Terry always struck me as having a nefarious influence on junior players.

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(2,814 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Why cant Israelis and Palestinians just be nice to each other? Have a game of cricket or go for a beer?

Are they not fucking fed up of this shit? I know I am and I live 900 miles away.

I can't really envisage the Hull leg of his tour being a rip roaring success if i'm being brutally honest. Especially if it's on a Monday night, unless of course he's giving out free bangers.

The boozer i used to work in (Linnet & Lark on Prinny ave for those familiar with the Hull pub scene) used to provide free sausages and a small bowl of chips in order to incentivise the alcoholics to come in on a Monday night.

The thinking was most of our punters where usually high on methadone, so would have a suppressed apatite anyway.  Thinking back now, most of those fucking shit house bellends would still wang on about small portion sizes, even though it was free?  WTF?

Vaguely remember catching him in London yonks ago.  I recall it turned into some kind of futuristic cockney Knees up / 'Ave a banana!' carry on with a bunch of wankers all gathered around his synthesizer?

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(29 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Her indoors thinks valentines day is a complete rip off & waste of money, which is nice because I agree.  The agreement is instead of a grand gesture one day a year we're simply not cunts to each other for the other 364 days, which I have to say works rather well.

Regardless of this I will be "surprising" her with a used HTC "VIVE" virtual reality headset complete with NVIDIA GTX 1600 high performance graphics card off ebay.

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(23 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

benson wrote:
dutchy101 wrote:

Thanks for the suggestions folks. The Gin bar is amazing.

Went here for dinner last night which was immense.

http://www.firehouserotisserie.co.uk

Just checked where thr wife had booked dinner for tonight and it's Claytons Benson. Lol

we went for brunch. it'll be fine for dinner. Hopefully

Randomly we ate in this place a couple of weeks back after a wonder around Bath.  I thought the food was poor TBH.  The starters where OK but the rotisserie chicken main was dry and stringy.  I've eaten better rotisserie chicken from Sainsburys FFS.

you drink i'll pour the wine:

He stands erect by bending over the fallen. He rises by lifting others with his mighty erection.

EDIT:  Sorry, i'm posting in the wrong support thread.  Carry on.

Grant wrote:

My mate died two weeks, he was a good man, he wasn't a vacuous, rich, publicity seeking socialite (I can't think of a worse word in English).  He also didn't make the front pages and the next ten in all the tabloids.

Obviously, I don't wish her any ill will and RIP and all that, but why is it news?  She hasn't done a single thing to deserve this level of attention.  It's pathetic.

Sorry to hear about your mate chap.

Goldie is a terrible choice.  Why not Doc Scott FFS?

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(482 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

ukhursty wrote:
Dermatron wrote:

What do them thick Brexit cunts think about the Trump state visit? Thought he would be right up their strasse. Banters? Looks like the speaker of the house is one of them there fancy talking academics.

What I find interesting is that there is finally a politician who delivers his promises and people have a go.

Tough crowd.

Plenty of demagogues throughout history have pretty much over delivered on what they initially promised to do. 

PROTIP:  It never ends well.

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(53 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

LOL.
That and similar adverts are always filed under "Ecclesiastical Services".  You gotta fucking love Viz.

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(482 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

chromosome_junction wrote:
monostereo wrote:
chromosome_junction wrote:

the intellectual elite are naturally in favour of importing slaves to wipe their arses for them, particularly as they are not forced to live amongst them.

You mean all those "slaves" protected by the EU's Working Time Directive?

I kind of feel like you might be being serious here, so I will restrain myself out of sympathy/ pity.

Super!  Feel free to try and restrain your autism indefinitely.

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(482 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

chromosome_junction wrote:
benson wrote:

latest analysis shows very strong correlation between high academic achievement and voting remain.

the intellectual elite are naturally in favour of importing slaves to wipe their arses for them, particularly as they are not forced to live amongst them.

You mean all those "slaves" protected by the EU's Working Time Directive?

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(482 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

benson wrote:

latest analysis shows very strong correlation between high academic achievement and voting remain.

Conclusion?  Globalisation works well for smart people, less so for owners of Lonsdale tracksuits.