Cheers for that Shaun.


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Ncable wrote:

waving a bottle of champagne around and trying to undo his flies, which appeared to be stuck fast.

LOL.  I take it there wasn't any lubricant to hand?  I often find a dab of margarine does the trick.

Yant wrote:

It was a much more even contest 5 years ago.  Since then, Pacquiao has lost a few times which has taken the shine off of it a little.

Mayweather is the clear favorite now IMO.

I agree with your analysis.


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ive died and gone to heaven, great stuff from the leader of the green party this morning.

stupid fackin aussie whore!

reaches stupendous heights from one minute and ends in a coughing fit not seen since i toked on a lily of the valley crack pipe back in '98. … 66667.html

LOL. FFS.   What a cringe worthy amount of obfuscation and general lack of intelligence, even for an Aussie.  Can you imagine the shit we'd all be in if these fucking jokers ever got into a position of power?

If Pacquiao, the humble god fearing champion of the people *somehow* manages to floor Mayweather the vulgar, nouveau riche narcissistic slap-head cunt, it will surely be worth every PPV penny.


As a message board big beast, remember this.  It's important to be important.   Referring to oneself in the third person & self quoting are other KEY attributes.

Monostereo has been influential on numerous message boards, including Global Underground, 4-four, The Remedial Spastic bum-fuck Support Group, and Mumsnet.


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Ncable wrote:
smashdad wrote:

In terms of significance The Prodigy are above every other British electronic band other than Underworld in my humble.

Even Orbital?

I once witnessed Phil Hartnoll throw up into a sainsburys plastic shopping bag whist "djing".


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au contraire whistle n' horns crew!

Right from Keith's laughably shit punk impersonation right down to the barely audible sample of some faceless black bloke speaking in "patois". We've got some text book prodigy right here.  To the point where I'm surprised there isn't a sample of a telephone ringing off the hook.   

You gotta love Howlett for only sticking his head above the water when he needs to boost his premium bonds.  Perhaps He should of called this one music for the jilted 30 somthimg suburbanite South London fat cunt.

That stabby effected lead that kicks in at 50 seconds then makes a reappearance towards the end of the track sounds like someone's just vomited through a cheap Boss guitar peddle.  It makes my pants hard quite frankly.  But most importantly of all, it's not  /pendulum /Bastille /etc


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A bit of FIST PUMPING the air.  Blowing my beans on meow meow (subject to an erection).  Fingering a midget/tramp. etc etc..

Still undecided about turkey, duck or a nice rib of beef though.

Ah, yes.  I believe the OP is referring to TYRANT @ THE "THIS WAS INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK"

I remember this night well.  All told must of only been 20 of us in there and the place was rammed.

It was held at a fashionably underground venue which had no name.  Lots of celebs, models, musician and black people in expensive business attire etc.  I recall Kate Moss stood in front of me dancing away then suddenly projectile vomiting onto one of Sparrow's acupunctures.  I forget which other heads where present n' correct because I was high on potent EURO-E pills.

Before I go any further,  lets be completely clear.  Frankly very few of you cunts are anywhere near cool enough to move in these kinds of circles.  Not now, not then, not ever.

The night in question took place in an ironic nod to a disused public toilet cubicle in East Dulwich. This of course was before East Dulwich became overrun with bell ends.

The sound system in that place was off the fucking coat hanger.  At the time amongst the best bass response in the developed world - down to around 60 giger flops IIRC. It was installed by the legendary newyorker Jimmy Fuckchops (also responsible for the systems at DC10 and Princess Anne's Wedding reception).

Both Sash n' Lee went back2back (i mean this literally; the night was held in a fucking toilet cubicle remember?). The lads played a mixture of late 90's Trad-Prog white labels nuanced with French Progressive Breaks.

Craig Richards kept himself busy with his pencil drawings.  I eventually caught up with THE CRIAG as he was sketching a cool  understated piece of blue toilet soap which Barry Jaimerson had fished out of a urinal whilst taking some field recordings.  This incident was a personal highlight for me throughout my illustrious clubbing career.

I'll just leave this here:


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millsy23 wrote:

We had to send three TVs back to Rumbelows because of Ian.

Lol. I once bumped  into Esther Rantsen in Rumbelows, right before standing in a fresh pile of white dog shit.  God I loved the 80's.


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Such a sad loss.  RIP.

He was our queen of hearts, and incomprehensible Irish accents. 


We are on Virgin' s basic 30mb package which is plenty quick enough.  Just purely broadband with no shit "extras".  This seems to bother the call centre drones no end.

Twice now Virgin have put the price up during my contract. Still only paying about 26 quid now so  not too bad.  Not sure why people pay through the nose for 100mb broadband, it's a waste of money at the moment, at least in the UK


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Tried on a pair of the asics last week but ended up with some equivalent by saucony. 

Incredible how vulgar nearly all men's running trainers are? One can only assume they're all designed by Australians?

It's as if Steve Cram's just regurgitated the contents of a glow stick over his own fucking shoes, live on grandstand.  Remarkable.


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Ironically, Slide now works at a water park in Devon.


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Have you tried blowing on it and reinserting?

My world is my joystick.


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MarcusR wrote:

sounds like shoving turd in a hair dryer

What a strange analogy.  What the dickens would "shoving shit in a hair dryer" actually sound like? I mean really? Surely it would sound like silence (or at most a small electrical bang).   One would of thought that shitting into any electrical appliance would immediately break it.   

Is this even physically possible?

Presumably you would have to bab stright into the "defuzzer" attachment, the suction vents at the back being too small? Unless of course we are talking about diarrhoea or mashed up dog shit?


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[x] Christmas time.
[x] mistletoe and wine.
[x] children.


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Mr Boring wrote:

They should just let the Palestinian's move over to the UK and away from the Israelis. Problem solved.

Would this have any effect on my house price?

Just asking.


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Ungracious in victory.  How vulgar.


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chromosome_junction wrote:

So, Mono, the same British press which couldn't find a peado ring for forty years has solved the MH17 mystery in three days?


Who said anything about this being solved?  And here's a news flash for you - this isn't just being reported by the British press.