hmm. Nick Muierairs glasses scream fashion victim in that flyer if i'm being honest. I hope he sports something more suitable for the gig.

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kind of interested to know who the last scheduled disk jockey was in room one was before it shut, and what he or she ended with? As they unwittingly played the last track on that sound system.  sad

smashdad wrote:

Craig Richards on the remix of PBR Streetgang
smile

wicked track

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Actually no, scratch that.  On reflection I would probably shoot DJ Mattblix first and then shoot myself in the harris in order to prevent Stephen Fry giving me a good old rogering

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Beijing Dave wrote:

Maybe we could get some answers from odious Apple fanboy and walking spammer for their products, Stephen Fry, who in my opinion should be euthanised.

If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Stephen Fry, and DJ MattBlix, I would shoot Stephen Fry twice.

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Sour grapes detected here.

It turns out the anti-experts amongst us have been right all along. Just admit it.  We will soon have our free-dums back. 

BREXIT!

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Amps wrote:
monostereo wrote:

Meanwhile in Berlin.....Berghain given a tax break due to it's cultural significance

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2016/ … cant-venue

Article doesn't mention public arse fisting anywhere? Is that not culturally significant?

Two german lads giving it full beans in time to das glockenspiel? No, probably not.

Davina Mccall fisting Brian Sewll's rotten corpse live on Channel 4?  Yes, i would say that would certainly be a cultural milestone. Having said that I don't really classify myself as an arbiter of the arts.

Anyway... I contributed to the Fabric appeal and have claimed my free £4 quid tee.

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Meanwhile in Berlin.....Berghain given a tax break due to it's cultural significance

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2016/ … cant-venue

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gotta say the videos from this thing look ace. the lighting looks really good from the videos.  What was the sound system like?

Essentally just looks like two old mates getting pissed and playing a load of stonking big records and having a good laugh.  great crowd as well smile

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erik.b wrote:


WTF?
I dread to think what he was inside for.

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Indeed.  if only he where here to lead us into the Brexit wonderland.  Good old Nige

Never trust a europhile with a fat arse he said.  Especially if it's a man. Plenty of Juncker in his trunker.

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MattBlack wrote:

So people who have been queuing for the iPhone 7 might not even get one, lol

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/people-iphone … 32066.html

I'm typing as I stand outside the covent garden apple store.  You'll be pleased to know there are absolutely zero blacks in the queue with me Matt.  It's full of respectable middle class white males with aspergers syndrome.

BREXIT!

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So just to recap on the current running theory.

In what is surely one of the most elaborate stings in the history of this message board. SimonR was surreptitiously photographed (by doggy?) in a compromising position wearing what appears to be someone else's world championship clay pigeon shooting medallion, accompanied by a Nigerian brass in a toilet cubicle at MOS?

If this is the case then surely his position as board moderator is now somewhat untenable?

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http://www.burnham-on-sea.com/news/2012/crimewatch-appeal-1.jpg

Take a good look of the image below taken by one of our officers.

May I draw your attention to the forced smile on the Womans face.

Do you know her..........? 

Have you seen her........?   

Note the brick cladding on the wall behind. We have reason to believe this image may not have been taken at the Ministry of Sound nightclub, but at a Nigerian gospel church in the Tottenham Wick area.

http://www.reckontalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/15-Famous-White-Guys-Who-Married-Black-Women-13.jpg

Do you know him..........? 

Have you seen him........?

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liquitech1 wrote:
benson wrote:

I cannot describe the deep hatred I have for Vodafone.

Absolutely useless twats. With even more useless twats in Cape Town who cannot follow simple instructions.

...couldn't agree more, Benson. The management structure is like something from the Fast Show. They are everything that's wrong with corporations. I have a year left and I will have got what I came for, then it's top off, turn over my desk and out the front door.

Interesting.  I've heard others saying similar who've done some contract work for them. Do you work at the big HQ in Newbury?

LOL. that clip.  gotta love Liam.  I met him once and shockingly he came across as a sound bloke.  I expected him to be a complete prick at all times.

Made by the same makers as "AMY" which i really enjoyed.

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sylvianorth wrote:

Every year people moan that it isn't groundbreaking, but let's be honest there's only so much you can fit in a phone.

This.  iPhone 5s still going strong here.  Mobile phone technology reached maturity a few years ago now.  They're all just a rectangular slab with a screen.  Don't see any need to upgrade unless you lose your phone or it breaks.

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Prof David Nutt sums this up for me:

"I blame Fabric’s closure on this country’s backward drugs policy"

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr … are_btn_fb

And from the comments:

"The problem with Prof Nutt's argument is that it is rational and evidence-based. Unfortunately politicians don't like that sort of thing.""

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I'm gutted.  This is the end of an era, both personally and for the UK electronic music scene in general.  Solid final defence given by Cameron last night but alas the evidence suggests this was a stitch up. 

Little consolation, but at least the club went out while still at the top, it's cultural significance and place in dance music folklore is assured. 

Pretty sad about this really.  Fabric cannot and will not be replaced. 

RIP that soundsystem

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shaunstrudwick wrote:

The Rolling Stones

Mindless unintelligent babble. 



Reading that just gave me a migraine. "Indie bands by decade?" Then he simply blurts that out.  My temples are throbbing.

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I think it may have been down to old Tel self identifying as the type of cat who enjoys sticking his helmet in the back of a range rover.

Driving around tower Hamlets in a Corsa, listening to happy hardcore and eating steak bakes.

Edit:  I also went for a shit in Mcdonalds.

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WORK

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http://britfa.gs/b/src/146637257741.jpg

Amps wrote:
smashdad wrote:
smallman1 wrote:

Fair play to Dave for buying what are comfortably the worst pair of trabs that any of us have ever seen.

These however aren't that bad...

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTI1NlgxMDAw/z/g34AAOSwKtlWibeJ/$_57.JPG?set_id=880000500F

Fuckin hell, proper special them! I'm not sure Diadora ha ever made a decent trabb, ever.

Is that photograph at the correct aspect ratio?  They actually resemble orthopedic shoes.

An ideal trab for a fashion-forward unfortunate who suffers from Cerebral Palsy.