A bit of FIST PUMPING the air.  Blowing my beans on meow meow (subject to an erection).  Fingering a midget/tramp. etc etc..

Still undecided about turkey, duck or a nice rib of beef though.

Ah, yes.  I believe the OP is referring to TYRANT @ THE "THIS WAS INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK"

I remember this night well.  All told must of only been 20 of us in there and the place was rammed.

It was held at a fashionably underground venue which had no name.  Lots of celebs, models, musician and black people in expensive business attire etc.  I recall Kate Moss stood in front of me dancing away then suddenly projectile vomiting onto one of Sparrow's acupunctures.  I forget which other heads where present n' correct because I was high on potent EURO-E pills.

Before I go any further,  lets be completely clear.  Frankly very few of you cunts are anywhere near cool enough to move in these kinds of circles.  Not now, not then, not ever.

The night in question took place in an ironic nod to a disused public toilet cubicle in East Dulwich. This of course was before East Dulwich became overrun with bell ends. 

http://craphound.com/images/2141048886_82fe0effb4.jpg

The sound system in that place was off the fucking coat hanger.  At the time amongst the best bass response in the developed world - down to around 60 giger flops IIRC. It was installed by the legendary newyorker Jimmy Fuckchops (also responsible for the systems at DC10 and Princess Anne's Wedding reception).

Both Sash n' Lee went back2back (i mean this literally; the night was held in a fucking toilet cubicle remember?). The lads played a mixture of late 90's Trad-Prog white labels nuanced with French Progressive Breaks.

Craig Richards kept himself busy with his pencil drawings.  I eventually caught up with THE CRIAG as he was sketching a cool  understated piece of blue toilet soap which Barry Jaimerson had fished out of a urinal whilst taking some field recordings.  This incident was a personal highlight for me throughout my illustrious clubbing career.

I'll just leave this here:

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millsy23 wrote:

We had to send three TVs back to Rumbelows because of Ian.

Lol. I once bumped  into Esther Rantsen in Rumbelows, right before standing in a fresh pile of white dog shit.  God I loved the 80's.

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Such a sad loss.  RIP.

He was our queen of hearts, and incomprehensible Irish accents. 

XXxXx

We are on Virgin' s basic 30mb package which is plenty quick enough.  Just purely broadband with no shit "extras".  This seems to bother the call centre drones no end.

Twice now Virgin have put the price up during my contract. Still only paying about 26 quid now so  not too bad.  Not sure why people pay through the nose for 100mb broadband, it's a waste of money at the moment, at least in the UK

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Tried on a pair of the asics last week but ended up with some equivalent by saucony. 

Incredible how vulgar nearly all men's running trainers are? One can only assume they're all designed by Australians?

It's as if Steve Cram's just regurgitated the contents of a glow stick over his own fucking shoes, live on grandstand.  Remarkable.

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Ironically, Slide now works at a water park in Devon.

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Have you tried blowing on it and reinserting?

My world is my joystick.

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MarcusR wrote:

sounds like shoving turd in a hair dryer

What a strange analogy.  What the dickens would "shoving shit in a hair dryer" actually sound like? I mean really? Surely it would sound like silence (or at most a small electrical bang).   One would of thought that shitting into any electrical appliance would immediately break it.   

Is this even physically possible?

Presumably you would have to bab stright into the "defuzzer" attachment, the suction vents at the back being too small? Unless of course we are talking about diarrhoea or mashed up dog shit?


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[x] Christmas time.
[x] mistletoe and wine.
[x] children.

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Mr Boring wrote:

They should just let the Palestinian's move over to the UK and away from the Israelis. Problem solved.


Would this have any effect on my house price?

Just asking.

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lol

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Ungracious in victory.  How vulgar.

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chromosome_junction wrote:

So, Mono, the same British press which couldn't find a peado ring for forty years has solved the MH17 mystery in three days?

OK THEN.


Who said anything about this being solved?  And here's a news flash for you - this isn't just being reported by the British press.

Next.

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nitron wrote:
monostereo wrote:

given what's going on out there right now.


How do you know what's going on there right now. Are you posting from the location? I'm guessing you get your info from Reuters like everyone else. Captain Conspiracy gets all his info off the web, so no chance of BS there then. You're both full of it.


Oh look! it's someone posting behind an alias who is overly concerned with people reading Reuters.  I wonder who this could possibly be.

Of course i'm not there. By your logic we are unable to believe anything we do not physically witness.

Good luck with that.

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Ahad Adump wrote:

That flight would have flown the same route every day for years, I don't buy that you can accidentally knock a plane out of the sky, military and commercial aircraft have completely different transponder codes, it would have been obvious that this was a commercial airliner, that's the facts. But besides all this why was the so called evidence on the YouTube clip created BEFORE the plane was shot down, this is the clincher for me. You have to watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28MrASx-RiM

http://www.vox.com/2014/7/17/5913089/di … g-down-the

FFS.  You are making a number of false assumptions.  Amongst other things about the information those who shot down the plane where privy to.

The "buk" system has two radar components, the first of which gives information on what's actually in the air at any given time.  The second is purely an acquisition radar component used to target.  Guess which part may of been missing? 

Yet again you are cherry picking information to support another half baked "false flag" theory whist simply ignoring the overwhelming amount of evidence.

A group of amateurs where given access to a powerful weapon without formal training. They shot the wrong plane down.  If for some reason you are unable to accept the above then you are using the wrong forum pal.  I actually find your fuzzy logic an embarrassment to this board, not to mention tasteless, given what's going on out there right now.

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WAR!

Or maybe just try to avoid war zones en route

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Big Fella wrote:

Shearer and Hansen should be resigning after predicting a Brasil win here.

It's laughable isn't it?  What a fucking waste of time football punditry is.

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Brazil as a nation seem to have an exaggerated sense of their own abilities. To the point of arrogance when you hear them talking down other nations chances.  They are also fucking drama queens on the pitch. I hope they are humbled by this.

surprising how Elbow finally found main stream acceptance after years of show gazing.  They are as boring now as they ever where.

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steelydan wrote:
joeyp wrote:
steelydan wrote:

looks like a proper chav/rat.

Serious ice head

Fairground worker


Also known as Irish people.

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joeyp wrote:

a space where there was a net up with all these females rubbing their arse against. Happy to let you touch

LOL, what type of net? a fishing net? could you elaborate please?