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smashdad wrote:

Best £1 I've spent in years - same again next week Yant...

I've been round our sun now 39 times and if there's one thing I've learnt over these years, it's never bet on Spurs to win.

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I feel partly responsible.

That resonates with me massively, mate.

Smallsy is going to be offended though, as you've just described his immediate family and his usual weekend rundown.

Farage licking his lips.

He has told them exactly that.  Good on him.

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Can't see how their shaky defense will be able to cope with Chelsea's abundance of attacking options.

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Yant's weekend fixture predictions.  You're welcome.

L West Ham – Man City W
D Liverpool – Hull D
D Southampton – Stoke D
L Sunderland – Arsenal W
D West Brom – Crystal Palace D
W Swansea – Leicester L
D Burnley – Everton D
W Spurs – Newcastle L
L Man U – Chelsea W
D QPR – Aston Villa D

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The lad deserves a run of games.  Much better upfront than he is in goal that's fo sho.

Only at spurs could you score a hatrick to be followed by going in goal and conceeding with a clanger.

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spinnerlg wrote:
MattBlack wrote:

https://vine.co/v/Ohetg7TdVWw

Some strike from Lamela


Good hit, but who had the bigger crowd this week... Spurs or Citeh?


I've never seen WHL so empty.  Was stood right in front of that Lamela shot.  Turned to my mate and said "did he just do what i think he just did?".

Birlliant goal.


Kill me.

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Top form today mate.

God bless you, Edward.

Smalls, kitchen sinking it in his smalls, when he was small.

Big Fella wrote:

Clearly went for his balls.

Flowery Twats wrote:

Somebody please post a video of Cantona kung fu kicking someone's face off, Roy Keane behaving like a rabid dog, Ronaldo spitting at Robbie Savage, Ashley Young diving or numerous players surrounding the referee like brattish children.

First player ever to be sent off in an FA Cup Final? Wore the red of Manchester.


The United Way.

Dunno.  I saw Danny Howells talking about it on FB today and it made me think of this thread.  When i looked through the list i realized i'd seen most of them.

This is more like it;

http://primate.hu/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/DJs1999_zps9f626a5c.jpg

There's a lot going on behind those eyes.  The John Lydon of Chingford.

Speaking of transformations, Rene Zellweger has gone from this;

http://www.celebritypicnic.com/celebrities/renee-zellweger/mainimage.jpg

To this;

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/21/1413875701856_wps_5_October_20_2014_Beverly_H.jpg

smallman1 wrote:

The same can be said of the 'Tottenham way.'

Small clubs in desperate need of some sort of identity.

And getting it all wrong in the process.

I cringe whenever i hear 'The Tottenham Way'.  What might that be mate? by 'The Tottenham Way' do you mean doing things completely unprofessionally and two-bob, showing a quick glimpse of decent football for a couple of games, followed by delusions of grandeur from the fans then getting spanked 9-0 by the local rivals followed by utter outrage when the talisman player is sold for a small fortune to line the pockets of the board?

If so, yeah.  That's the 'Tottenham Way' alright.

I'm in.

EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

2008- probation officer, taking bribes when i can , what i can, wherever i can.

1988-2006- chronic drug addict and alcoholic in the square mile.

diary of a reinsurance broker from brentwood
6am: unleash bowel movement , purging yesterdays cocaine, lager and sweet meats.
6.30am: get up/shower/power wank ..thereby processing remaining toxins down the plug hole
6.45am: violent argument with wife
7 am: no time for breakfast , off to work!!

7.45 am: toilet, wank , capaucino
8am : work!! push papers around, stare at screen , tap pen on teeth, toilet, wank.
1oam :pretend to read 'lloyds list'
11am : 'strategy 'meeting with other 'non marine facualty specialists', , in reality alcoholics all shaking like the drunken bakers in 'viz'.
item one, agenda one , priority one ..liase to meet in drakes wine bar or the english club 11.45am
11.40am: pick up folders and with the determined look of east german sprinter marlies goher, stride purposefully to the 'market' with durans 'hungry like the wolf' ringing in your head. eager for new business....
11.42am: simply decide against the exciting new buisness venture of going to see some cunt in his 'box' head straight for 'drakes' in leadenhall market.
11.45am. meet with other 'non marine facualty specialists' to discuss covering each others arses, if it all gets on top.
12.15pm: thoughts turn to the kibble and where we take our custom today.
will it be 'wraps', 'bar bed' , the counting house, the elephant or the wine lodge.(descisions descisions!!
1pm: time to take the show on the road!!: press buzzer to gain entry into bar bed's gentlemens club upstairs behind reinforced fire door.
1.01pm: time to mingle!!. associate with 'colourful' collection of junkys, theives, bullys, cunts,pimps, whores and reinsurance brokers.
4.30pm: leave establishment ripped to the tits and £2OO Lighter, but in possession of the life giving elexier that is the kibble. scurry' golem ' like to lloyds of london for an appointment with inaminate object 'the lutine bell'
4.45pm: 'rap' with bob the pristine yeoman at the entrance , of lloyds, cunted , like a long lost brother(making a mental note to ignore him the next day, if i survive the next 24 hours)
5pm: leave bob crying/scared and go to meet broker for my 2.30pm appointment
5.o2pm: wank in bogs, really unloading a pootle of gear in a prolonged orgasm due to being on the kib all afternoon.
5.11pm.... miss my 2.30pm appointment and express my apologies. my nans dying of 'testicular cancer 'or something
5:15pm ..'lunch ' more kibble and more pints in leadenhall market. discuss exciting new opportunities within a growing market with other 'specialists'
5.45pm..return to office. pack up leave.may 'jimmy' open the petty cash box and point the finger at the african cleaners...after all 'my word is my bond'
5.55pm..in to the wine lodge , more cocaine, more pints, more disscussion on pornography
7pm..asked to leave by management, quick inventory reveals dangerously low stock levels of kib ie 1/2 a grm. reorder critical.i repeat reorder critical!!
8pm..leave the counting house restocked..phew!!!1
8.15..in the cheshire cheese, reminiscing with other 'specialists' about our brave comrades that have fallen by the wayside and now live above a pet shop in a bedsit in tooting/eltham/basildon. either estranged from their wife and children or dead.
8.15pm to 11pm : have a fucking good laugh about the above 'fallen'. cunts.
10.15pm: time for home!!!. ring estranged ex colleagues wife on train home , wired to fuck, with propositions of a sexual nature, realise you have in fact rung your sister, but continue anyway.
11pm just in time to get a top of cocaine from colourful characters in the essex arms or to ring the travelling community to pop a gram round, phew!
12.25: home time!!!, throw dinner in bin have violent argument with wife, spend a night of fitful sleep on the sette in suit, waiting to do it all again!!


http://i.imgur.com/JsUHyi5.gif

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millsy23 wrote:

double booking

Either that or Mrs Black is lezzing it up whilst Matt is a kip.

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Do you not have any spoilers for this thread, Shaun?

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MattBlack wrote:

i was asleep

So was she mate.