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(6 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Absolutely.  Just don't mention aliases as you'll be thrown out.

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(25,267 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Costa is on fire. Talk about clinical finishing.

Why do people do it to themselves?  You know you're going to be disappointed.  Clinging onto a glimmer of hope that he'll somehow have decided for the 1st time in 10 years he gives a shit and makes an effort.

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(114 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Let's hear it for Oscar Pistorius. Showing the Scottish people you can be free, even though you're usually legless and assaulting women.

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(24 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

What's the difference between an apple and an orange?

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(10 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Whilst I like Ripperton I think that 'Why Don't You' tune is massively overrated.

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(61 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

U2 Pop tour Wembley Stadium was unreal. Amazing gig.

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(457 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

I'll eat my mickey if Scotland votes for independence. It ain't going to happen. Shame. A real shame.

I imagined that would be the case with this. Swervage.

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(24 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Tits are well outdated now in fairness.

Tits in, rats out.

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(25,267 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

And Athletico Madrid last season. Glenn makes some good points though.

steelydan wrote:

in my all time top 10 Dutchy....played this the other week and it went down really well...



another William Orbit winner

Yeah mate likewise. Got both on vinyl and also the Danny Howells mix of Obsession which is ace as well.

Love that Critical Phase mix by Futureshock. They made some amazing tunes

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(457 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

That's why mum's mong in Iceland.

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(23 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

I would imagine he is. He always plays the Saturday before Christmas.

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(11 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Haha. Uncanny.

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(11 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Raheem Sterling Vs Colin Jackson

Not a quote but a fucking brilliant anecdote whilst I'm talking about Errol Flynn:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world … 23019.html

"At one Hollywood party, Flynn tapped out 'You Are My Sunshine' with his famously well-endowed penis on a piano keyboard."

Skills.

I'd fucking love to see someone try that on Britain's Got Talent.

Errol Flynn seeing his arse for being thrown out of a Hollywood brothel for bad behaviour:

"I think I can truthfully say that my behaviour in whorehouses has been exemplary"

"Welcome to Spain"

A greeting bestowed unto an English schlaaag as she was getting drilled by 5 Spaniards in my mate Eddie's porno.

EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

"never trust a chingford hairdresser'

@yant 2014

Hahaha

"I mingle with my peers or no one, and since I have no peers, I mingle with no one."

More from Ignatius. Haha

Ignatius Reilly:

"Is my paranoia getting completely out of hand, or are you mongoloids really talking about me?"