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smallman1 wrote:
Amps wrote:

Fingers crossed you went for different colours Ed.

I didn't Amps.

They finish off my all black apparel look brilliantly.

I look like a modern day milky bar kid.

Fixed that for you, Ed. X

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To make matters worse I had some Doris sitting behind me screaming utter shite all game. Doris' should be turned away at the turnstiles. There's no place for them at a football game.

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Liverpool were shocking yesterday. Woeful.  Fair play to West Ham.

My weekend is off to a right Reg.

Santi Carzorla bossing it on Maceo's right

smashdad wrote:
dutchy101 wrote:

Taking my dad to Anfield, the theatre of wet dreams for West Ham game tomorrow. Surprise for his 60th.  Brother flying over from US to come with us. Dad has no idea. Cannae wait. We better fucking win.

Bet365 have West Ham at 8/1 - mind you they had them longer away to Arsenal - but West Ham haven't won at Anfield since your old man was seven so your hopes for the day should come about. 

Either way mate I hope you, your brother and the old man have a wonderful day/weekend - what a fucking tremendous thing to do...
smile

Cheers Smashy. He's a life long fan and never been to a game there before. My other brother coming up from Winchester for it too. Coke and brasses after the game. Natch

smallman1 wrote:

Nice one Dutchinho.

Hope the old boy has a cracker.

Cheers Ed.

Taking my dad to Anfield, the theatre of wet dreams for West Ham game tomorrow. Surprise for his 60th.  Brother flying over from US to come with us. Dad has no idea. Cannae wait. We better fucking win.

Mate's having a family Christening party on Sunday.

Meal with my family on Monday.

Got the rest of the week off to go on the piss with my brother.

Hook an brother up please Strudders.

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I'm sure there's plenty of self righteous cyclists with helmet cameras more than happy to do the police's job for them.

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Beijing Dave wrote:

The women there have really massive Pécs.

I think you're thinking of Bookerest, Dave.

He's defo got the cut of a pikey about him. Fair do's Fadass.

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loopdokter wrote:

Bipolar is a right old bastard to deal with if you're the other person, let alone the one with it.

Sometimes you're both.

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Gus?

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smallman1 wrote:
Ahad Adump wrote:

28 trillion dollars.

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140805055410/super-villain/images/9/91/3998596-dr-evil.jpg

Made me lol.

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Dave will be pleased to see both Everton and Citeh wearing their home blue kits today

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Matic could be going off soon as well.

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Oh dear John Terry. Haha

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erik.b wrote:
dutchy101 wrote:

Yeah it's definitely going that way.  In my old place toasters were banned because someone tried to cook a pork chop in one and nearly set the kitchen on fire. Unfortunately there are so many idiots in all walks of life out there. Oxygen thieves.


Christ. What a prick.

In fairness, I was doing my toast in the George Foreman grill at the time

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Yeah it's definitely going that way.  In my old place toasters were banned because someone tried to cook a pork chop in one and nearly set the kitchen on fire. Unfortunately there are so many idiots in all walks of life out there. Oxygen thieves.

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It was raining the other day and some cunt on the Tube made an announcement over the loudspeaker warning passangers to be careful "due to the adverse weather conditions the stairs may be wet".

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Beijing Dave wrote:

Buy if you think prices are rock bottom.

I don't know about the US but P/E ratios suggest the Chinese stock markets still have a long, long way to fall though.

And when that happens the whole house of cards is coming down. 2008 will look like a blip

Was just thinking the exact same thing. I remember the next day (despite it being November) was absolutely baking. Catching some rays in my garden for the occasional obligatory after party cigarette

Lol Glenn. Great Gif. And beast of a tune