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Big Fella wrote:

What a peculiar thread that was.

If this board didn't thrive on 'peculiar' Pauline you'd have made far less of an impact here than you've somehow managed to...

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poirot wrote:

Smashy and dick_head should be made to live with one another for a month.

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monostereo wrote:

I thought you'd never ask....Here you go Kevin!

https://wiredweirdworld.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/kvatscherr.jpg?w=474&h=670

*chuckles* 


Beijing Dave wrote:

Is there anything (other than possibly finding rare Italo house 12-inches in car boot sales) Smashdad enjoys?

Mate, I consistently enjoy the woefully inaccurate stabs you persist in having at my character/personality.

*chuckles*

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monostereo wrote:

Some of this blokes comic strips are hilarious.  Here's a selection of my favourites:

Ok - so they're your favourites - now post the hilarious ones.

... won't be up for long though

https://soundcloud.com/smashdad/ks-short-shelf-life-01

smile

Fuck me ragged...

Beijing Dave wrote:

Putin: Why are you so happy Mr Blatter? You're about to be indicted in the US?
Blatter: I just read Smashdad's latest funnies.

Babe - really...?

BBC R1 reprising some 'classic' old ones - obviously kicking it off with Sasha...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b06384gp

*edit*
although you need to plough through the Tong to get there...

http://e0.365dm.com/15/07/16-9/20/world-cup-putin-blatter_3329414.jpg

Best I've come up with so far is, 'Two absolute cunts'.

loopdokter wrote:
Ncable wrote:

I've noticed an alarming trend in the last couple of days of awful puns being trotted out in absentia of genuine cutting edge humour.


Smarten up lads, lets finish the week on a high.

Don't you dare try and saddle me with that burden. Yay or neigh?

steelydan wrote:
Presto wrote:

http://www.dtourism.com/media/arcclosing/family01.jpg


Standard.

spot the chick competition

I'd have to stud-y it to spot all the Dorises - get the bit between my teeth, so to speak - wouldn't want to have a 'mare and miss one.

*punches own face*

Grant wrote:

I got called by Sky yesterday to ask if I wanted to upgrade to Chelsea TV.

*chuckles*

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poirot wrote:

Hope Froom and Quintana have a come together leaving Nibali to romp it.

Lovely that after he attacked Froome yesterday when Froome had to briefly stop for a mechanical Nibali got his comeuppance with a puncture at the very foot of Alpe d'Huez today...

Fantastic stage today - epic stuff.

Turns out Froome won it on the flat and for that he owes a huge debt to his team all of whom were fantastic with Thomas and Porte better than most other team's leaders.  Quintana is clearly the best climber in the world right now.

And if social media has ever been good for anything let's hope the images of the cunts who spat on Froome over the last couple of days come back to haunt them massively.  Fucking despicable.

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This week in the Alps has been brutal - yesterday's stage was some of the best TdF riding I've seen for a long while.

Alpe d'Huez later today with it all still to play for...

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... effeminate jumper...

Fuck's sake.

Guetta was 'Made In Ibiza' apparently...*


* if you watch that and then smash your hardware and/or physically harm someone nearby then it's not my fault

Beijing Dave wrote:
smashdad wrote:
Beijing Dave wrote:

Any chance of a Faithless top 17 (in Youtube format) cheers Smashy?

Sounds like a golden new thread-in-the-making to me Davey-babe - maybe you kick it off with your 17 best, hilarious, observations about the indigenous folk you live amongst?

I can almost sense the retarded anger from here.

Lovely stuff.

Can you Babe?  Can you really...?!?

*chuckles*

aural wrote:

No, unfortunately neither Windows or Mac support FLAC natively, which is kind of ridiculous since it is open source.

Windows doesn't support FLAC natively?  Well, Serato, SoundForge, Ableton, WinAmp et al automatically accept FLAC files my Windows 7 laptop.  I'll grant you Windows Media Player doesn't handle FLAC but no cunt on earth uses that shit anyway.

Nila wrote:

Any idea why I cannot post a link here??

Yeah - you need to have more posts to your name - minimum of ten I believe...

breakbeat tunes - old and new...

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Always admired your readiness to utilise the 'delete' button in the past...

Beijing Dave wrote:

Any chance of a Faithless top 17 (in Youtube format) cheers Smashy?

Sounds like a golden new thread-in-the-making to me Davey-babe - maybe you kick it off with your 17 best, hilarious, observations about the indigenous folk you live amongst?