Fancy having a stab at naming the eight...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09 … ungs-clai/

Loads more shit to hit the fan this week - Allardyce far from the only one in trouble...

Best football news for a long time - finally got a crack at his dream job and fucked it all up in weeks and for once it cannot possibly be explained away as the fault of the players or the officials - the repugnant cunt has to take this one on the chin and wear it - he fucked this up, it's his fault, he's the cunt.

Hopefully he'll burst a blood vessel in Marbella taking it out on one of his whores.

Goodbye Allardyce, you revolting man.
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On the other hand, West Ham lose the next three and he's back in as Bilic's replacement in time to sign Carlton Cole in January...

Fuck my actual life.

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Be careful what you pay for...

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Lovely stuff from McIlroy
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Boring wrote:

Wonder what Payet must be thinking.

Strikes me as a decent, honest, lad so I'd guess he's mildly embarrassed by his recent performances - him and a good few others.

God knows I fucking hate Boiler Room but playing it whilst looking in the other direction just about works...

0:00 Phon.o – "SOAG"
6:38 Stefano Moretti – "Out Of Earth (Phon.o Remix)"
15:02 Phon.o – "Schn33"
21:35 Joy Wellboy – "The Magic (Phon.o Remix)"
26:50 Phon.o – "Go"
34:45 Phon.o – "Bodycheck (Dark Club Version)"
42:00 Phon.o – "Tw33tz"
48:30 Phon.o – "Whi5tleblower

Dermatron wrote:

Hadfield was a prolapse. He came over to GU, got annihilated and came back here.

As opposed to what - you 'coming over here' and being endlessly annihilated, banned and repeating more or less on a loop...?!

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With their habit of using the public to effectively live test their releases God forbid Apple ever go into drug research and production...

at this stage probably my favourite tune of the year so far...

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Dermatron wrote:

Slightly menopausal rant though. Echo's of my Mrs, didnt even give the cunt a chance to reply haha.

Echoes Sweetheart, 'echoes'
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Terry Francis freebie for Fabric...

https://soundcloud.com/fabric/curly-cor … ry-francis

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Dermatron wrote:

Fucking Joey Barton.

No wonder he's upset.

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Midland offering stuff up - keep 'em peeled...

https://soundcloud.com/midland/apni-to- … it-free-dl

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Dan Harwood wrote:

A good friend of mine who worked at the club for the best part of ten years. I might have under-estimated that figure of £125k by a few k, but either way its a huge amount of money to service month in month out.

?!?

jamie wrote:

if they are paying 125k a month mortgage and that's been the same for the last 17 years then they've paid off close to 25.5 million since they've been open?

blimey.

Precisely...

Dan Harwood wrote:

£400k is their revenue stream, I believe.

So, they're missing out on that amount as opposed to losing it...

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Dan Harwood wrote:

If they're servicing a £125k a month mortgage, paying 250 members of staff plus 20+ DJs on a Friday/Saturday and settling investors and are losing £400k for every month they are closed the margins arent going to be massive.

If, as you suggest, their mortgage repayments are £125k pm, given that they've now had to let most of the staff go, how/where is the other £275k pm being 'lost'?

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Dan Harwood wrote:

a £125k a month mortgage

Where's that figure from Dan?

*completely genuine question - no agenda*

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Dan Harwood wrote:

This aint Ibiza where you're paying €12+ a drink.

To be fair, I think the last drink I bought in there wouldn't have been far off €12 at the time...

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Dan Harwood wrote:

They've faced bankruptcy once before.

If they're servicing a £125k a month mortgage, paying 250 members of staff plus 20+ DJs on a Friday/Saturday and settling investors and are losing £400k for every month they are closed the margins arent going to be massive.

This aint Ibiza where you're paying €40+ entry and €12+ a drink.

Indeed - Ibiza it aint...

But the owners don't present as impoverished and, like I said, are quite keen to get the show back on the road which, unless they're all fucking mentalists, does suggest they weren't running it at a loss.

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Dan Harwood wrote:

How do you work that out?

I suspect he's hazarding an educated guess based on 6000+ punters through the door week in, week out, month in, month out, year in year out for almost seventeen years - the overwhelming majority of whom pay to get in and then buy the occasional, massively marked up, drink.

He'll confirm for himself of course...

And, lest it be overlooked in the clusterfuck surrounding the closure, the owners are really very keen to get business back to normal aren't they...

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Dermatron wrote:

Everyone knows who the people missing are. How many Fabric Cd's has there been for starters?

Listen to yourself you howling buffoon - getting all aerated because you can't see the names you think should appear on one public facing web-page!!

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Beijing Dave wrote:
smashdad wrote:

Jesus suffering fuck...

Wayne Rooney, like him or not (and I don't) is, by far, the best footballer available to Sam Allardyce.

I'd love you to expound at length on John Terry's superior leadership qualities but given that simply isn't possible - no fault of yours, it's just not possible - if you could maybe name even one aspect of the game (outside of 'leadership') in which Terry was the equal of either Robson or Rooney then I'd be fascinated to read it...

No-one in the history of football has scored more goals for England than Wayne Rooney and he will become the highest goalscorer for England's most successful ever football club.

There will come a time when he should be fucked off - but it is NOT as soon as possible.

On the ball as always, Kev. Seems respected footy journalists agree with me, though.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ … gory%20p$1
https://www.theguardian.com/football/bl … ter-united
http://www.espnfc.us/club/manchester-un … atford-woe

Sometimes I wonder if you're actually watching the things you are passing comment on.

Dermatron wrote:

LOLz . Chuckles in football reg shocker.

Rooney is all washed up and yesterdays rubbish. Been saying it for ages.


Beijing Dave wrote:

I'd just like to point out to Smashbantz that I'm citing Football Writer of the Year 2015 and longstanding Guardian Manchester correspondent Daniel Taylor in the second article there.

Dermatron wrote:

Smashbantz doesn't much care for the football writers or the footballing fraternity in general.

Beijing Dave wrote:

Smashbantz probably also rates Fellaini as well as Rooney

Textbook stuff from Hinge & Bracket...

I state my opinion that Rooney is the best player available to the England manager and Hinge dives in providing links to three articles about Rooney's role with Manchester United!  Well done Precious.

Bracket then sniffs what his limited intellect determines is an opportunity and comes piling in - all over the place like a mad woman's piss as usual - so much bitterness and so little talent at expressing it effectively - bless him.

Bless them both.

Earlier this year there were four producers I wanted to do mixes of - to gather together my favourite stuff of theirs into respective mixes - four producers whose stuff I've really enjoyed over the last couple of years - having already done Lake People, dubspeeka and Trevino there was just one left to do and this is it...

Short Shelf Life 15 - Phon.o 
18.09.16

01 Phon.o - Here Now
02 Noir - Lumière Brillante (Phon.o remix)
03 Phon.o - Brooklyn Shuffle
04 Phon.o - SOAG
05 Joy Wellboy - The Magic (Phon.o remix)
06 Phon.o - Bodycheck
07 Xxanaxx - Story (Phon.o remix)
08 Phon.o - Fractions
09 Phon.o - Whi5tleblower
10 Phon.o - Bodycheck (Dark Club version)
11 Cubenx - Blindfold (Phon.o Wild Pitched edit)
12 Phon.o - Kellerkind
13 Phon.o - Go
14 Phon.o - Schn33

https://hearthis.at/smashdad/short-shel … ono-by-ks/

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liquitech1 wrote:

..had this on earlier, Kev. Top notch again fella cool

Mr. C's Acting Career wrote:
smashdad wrote:

... as prompted by another thread on here...

Short Shelf Life 12 - "Them's the breaks"

https://hearthis.at/smashdad/short-shel … he-breaks/

Two hours of broken beats - productions, remixes and cheeky boots

Short Shelf Life 12 - "them's the breaks"
22.05.2016

01 Spooky & Ils - Belong & No Soul (PMT remix) [KS edit]
02 New Order - Crystal (Lee Coombs mix)
03 PMT - Deeper Water
04 Jam & Spoon - Stella (Koma & Bones remix)
05 Jono Fernandez - Colours of Conscience (Fretwell remix)
06 Deepsky - Talk Like A Stranger (Burufunk remix)
07 Grayarea - Yewminyst
08 Thursday Club - Twisted (Sick Mix)
09 Age Of love - Age Of Love (Wrecked Angle Version 2)
10 Evil Nine - Technology
11 Josef Plante - Luminous
12 Shiloh - Will U Ever Come Around (Infusion vs Gwill Morris edit)
13 God Within - The Phoenix (Koma & Bones remix)
14 Fretwell - Ember (Rennie Pilgem remix)
15 Rabbit In The Moon - Out Of Body Experience Phase 3 (Burning Spear)
16 John Creamer & Stephane K - I Wish You Were Here (PMT remix)
17 Noel Sanger - Carry On
18 Jam & Spoon - Odyssey To Anyoona (Breaks)
19 Pat Foosheen - The Unthinkable (Habersham's Mah-Sivee remix)

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This was suburb. Nice work. That Wrecked Angle mix of AOL would still bring the house down despite sounding a bit dated at this point. And, fuck, PMT. What a producer he was in his day. "Gyromancer" one of the best of the era.

Glad you enjoyed - thanks for commenting
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