1. Nick Warren
2. Guy J
3. Hernan Cattaneo
1. Nick Warren
sorta related (via X Factor) Rita Oral is fit as fuck
She's got a fantastic body but her face is a bit butch in the wrong sort of light. Horrific taste in men too. Tell me Strudders, are you eight stone in weight, covered in prison tattoos and dress like a blind 12 year old at a skate convention? If not, rule yourself out of the running for Rita's oral.
That doesn't really describe Calvin Harris though
Poss earlier than that just in case you get Dane Bowers'/Paul Dannan's sloppy seconds
Is there anyone Dane Bowers hasn't had?
i've made a montage of my own Matt - mine shows a gentle timeline of 5 years hence.
Think id want to get in before the Meth addiction
Been waiting 70 fucking years for them to release that King Unique mix of Rabbit in The Headlights and that massive turd puts this out. They'll be giving this away free with copies of The Metro soon enough.
I suppose you could always use it as a coaster
Will definitely be checking that out
Two prog heavyweights finding some common ground. Matty, if you ask Dermo nicely he might even let you borrow his copy of Renaissance vol 2
Anything involving Kimberly Walsh in a tight dress would instantly make me forget about starving children.
Was always more of a Sarah Harding fan myself, she liked the Bronson as well
I loved the smell of Acetates
pm me for help, matt
That's very kind of you Zack, I've also noticed on a few tracks that have been badly mastered that when you put them through the the warp engine they have loads of warp markers and when you move them it fucks up the rest of the track, usually I just give up on them and use another track but any advice you may have would be greatfully received.
Doing DJ mixes inside Ableton is a piece of piss. Warping practically does it for you.
Only on beats, warping ambient tracks is a pain in the arse
The garlic munching cunt hated the English FA and press probs cause they knew what he was all about.
Yet they were still backing him to be Slimy Sepps successor
Millwall got to the final once but I don't seem to remember them doing much when they actually got there
Pretty much all of these and the fact the FA cup is no longer the event that it was, shifting the kick off time to a Saturday evening hasn't helped either.
Indeed. When I first started DJing it was vinyl of tracks made using midi - sometimes you'd turn up to a party with belt-drive decks. Muscular.
First time I played on a pirate radio station they had belt driven Citronics, worst turntables I have ever used, every time you slowed down the record it made this slurring sound
You might want to creosote that fence this weekend Millsy, might be your last chance as it will be too cold soon
Doesn't Traktor have a BPM cheat button?
Ive noticed on some tracks that its not been gridded properly so even though its synced the track still goes out of time (the Dubfire mix of Leave me by Hot since 82 is one)
I had Rhouses down as a Gola man.
These are the latest thing over here Rhouses
Wear with a pair of Stonewashed jeans to complete the look
Lol, serves the pillock right. He comes across on Talksport as a complete know it all who thinks he's always right, this just about sums him up really
Plus there is the 37 million it would cost Roman to pay off Jose
Does anyone want the Sunderland managers job, anyone?
Thats going to be the new single, talk about killing the comeback before its even started