Alien Reincarnation or whatever the fuck it's called.  Missus dragged me out to see this one.  Not my kind of film.  Fassbender is good in it, but that's to be expected.  So many cliches at play it's not funny.  "Oh I shouldn't look inside this?  Well lets look inside then!"  "I'm going to go for a walk - alone.  I'll be fine!"  It's why I struggle with these types of films.  I suppose it checks the required boxes if you're into these sort of things.

If you like Alien, I gather you'll like this.  Me?  Meh.  6/10.

I quite like Solomun.

Are you going to organize my flight over, Ed?  tongue

Long story short (which I'm not known for)... A DJ/producer mate of mine was going through some life shit and stayed with me for a bit last year to try to sort out his troubles.  I drove him to Toronto in December and basically he has been M.I.A. since and left behind about 400 DVDs, 2 Tech 1210s, an Ecler Duo 4 DJ mixer, a CDJ-1000 MKII, several synths/outboard kit, about 1000 badly maintained prog house and drum n' bass records, a whack of clothes, etc. and various assorted boxes of 'things'. 

He's made constant promises that he's going to come back for it but never shows.  His record of dependability is beyond terrible.  I had warned him plenty of times that if he didn't show by the end of May that I'd be selling on what I could and getting rid of the rest.  I'm keeping the synths and a few records. 

Does that make me an arsehole?  Probably - but he also owes me a whack of money as well.

Anyway, in the purge, I happened upon what appear to be 12 Es.  I'm looking for amusing ideas what to do with them that go beyond me necking the lot and selling them on since I no longer indulge and I don't fancy getting nicked... 

Of course, take this post as maybe being true or not and I won't necessarily heed your advice.

millsy23 wrote:
loopdokter wrote:

It's a proper Ontario Soccer-sanctioned league,.

I did wonder

I'm always willing to share the finer details, mate. wink

seanc80 wrote:

Full 11 aside too.

No fucking around with 'last man back' there.

It's a proper Ontario Soccer-sanctioned league, so that means we get actual refs too.  We play hard for 90 minutes and then promptly head to the pub for Monday Night Trivia (which we often win) and get pissed as possible on a school night.  I enjoy it. Gerry yelling at us from the back with his colourful Oirish is always a laugh.  'You's feckin...' is a common way he starts off directing his back line.

digitalfix wrote:

I recently found this CD for a dollar at a resale store.  Well worth the investment.  It is really all over the map and flows strangely well.

millsy23 wrote:

lol. That is so shit on every conceivable level Loops. I absolutely love it. Gen lol

Big fan of the puns, me.  I aim to please.


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Dan Harwood wrote:

You've been with a bird six months and got her up the duff already? Talk about entrapment!!!

That's how she got me Dan.  If the thing comes out looking like Dermo, I'll know it's not mine.  It wasn't planned, but it happened and we're rolling with it.  It's going to a be a big change but I welcome it and I am looking forward to it.

Anyway, back to Barbican... From what I gather this concert will likely see a release as a Late Night Tales Barbican.  They've been hinting at it through their Bandcamp.


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liquitech1 wrote:

..grab a spot down the front next to the speakers, neck some gear and get mad out of it ffs. Its not 1997 anymore either, Sasha turns up to his gigs nowadays.

We'll see.  I know one of the people who's a co-headliner.  Sent them a message to see what can be done.  It can't hurt to ask, but I doubt I'll be going otherwise.   Sasha didn't show up to a gig here as recently as 5 years ago.  It's a trend for him and Toronto.  Perhaps he doesn't like the place?

I was fortunate to see them in/around 1995 for a whole 8 hours at Guvernment with Laurent Garnier doing 8 hours in the attached concert hall (The Warehouse AKA Kool Haus).  One of the best things I've ever had the pleasure of attending.  I've seen them in Miami at WMC many times over as well.  I'd rather see them somewhere where they can play a proper long set and get stuck in.  The after party hasn't been announced yet, so we'll see what happens there.


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Dan Harwood wrote:

Congrats. Will you be buying him a referee babygrow?

Nah, Bayern and Toronto FC baby kits already on the 'need to be purchased' list though!


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steelydan wrote:

I thought he was a Bender?


I'm as straight as the infamous straightaway on the Nürburgring, but thanks all.


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simonr wrote:
smallman1 wrote:

Go on the Loops, congrats chief!

Are you in charge of the whip round for the baby shower Ed ?

Genuine chuckle.


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Dermatron wrote:

Jay Jr is on the way? You were only playing the MASSIVE sympathy card not just two months ago about your heartbreaking split?

Eh?  I haven't been single since January.  Before that I'd been single for about a year and change. 

Rest assured.  I don't want anything from you.  Your bitterness is unwanted and it seems we all get that regardless.

BedRob wrote:

Sounds like it was one of those "had to have been there" moments

Thanks for sharing

It was a chuckle in what could have been a worse situation.  [shrug]  It fit in with the theme of the thread.


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Mr. C's Acting Career wrote:
zackster wrote:

choosing moderat over aphex twin should be a bannable offense

Hey at least you know what you'll get with Moderat. Fucking Aphex Twin could spend the better part of an hour playing literal sandpaper with some 240 BPM gabba track over the top just to be a weirdo. Not to bash him or anything.

...with his back turned the entire time.

Up there with some of the most amazing and most awful electronic music ever made.  In the top ten for both.  I wouldn't risk it.


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Squidgy wrote:

Surely your second point is a pro? For the third point, is he likely to f things up again by doing that? So that's 3-1, you're going. Use the money you got sent.

Seeing them at a festival where an extended set is about as likely as Sasha actually showing, surrounded by a bunch of clueless EDMers on 'molly' wearing day-glow abortion fashion, surrounded by other hangers-on on a day pass from the missus that are even older than I am at an overpriced festival isn't my idea of a good time.

If they had their own tent, I'd be tempted.  I can't be spending money frivolously... Jay Jr. is on the way.


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Dan Harwood wrote:

Jay, just get Smalls to do another fundraiser.

No chance.


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[Captain Obvious to the rescue]  Subscription is cheap, you can up what you want, you can import everything over from Soundcloud, they stream in whatever rate you want them to and give you a good corner of the cloud for free too if you don't decide to pay.  It's what SoundCloud once was before the major labels got their talons into it. [/Captain Obvious]

Our keeper on my pub 11-a-side league is from Dublin and has been here twenty years and still sounds like he landed yesterday.  He's not a bad keeper for his age and does a solid job for our side.

Anyway, on Monday whilst playing he dove out to grab a loose ball with an attacking player threatening to score and in the melee, caught an elbow to the head.  Seeing as it was a pretty hard smack and he went down like he'd been shot, we all were kind of concerned that he was concussed.  I then asked him if he knew where he was to make sure he wasn't concussed and he said, "At a brothel an' yer all a'bunch eh feckin' uh-glay cunts for whores!".  Yep.  He was clearly okay and still as Irish as ever despite leaving in his early 20s.


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Goal: Sasha and Digweed have a Toronto date in August. 

PK: I haven't seen them DJ together in well over 10 years.

PK: It's at Veld Festival - which is an EDM shitshow spattered with a few decent names where they'll probably only get 2 hours to play and Sasha will likely pull his infamous 'No Show Coe' stunt that he's done with about every date he's been booked at in Toronto in the last 10 years.  Last time I was due to see them (their last tour), he mysteriously got 'held up' at the border despite making every other date on the tour.  We typically used to get them after Stereo or Twilo, where he'd get absolutely mashed the night before.

PK: Not worth the price of admission at $250 per ticket or whatever it is.

3-1 is team that's been thoroughly beaten.

Wally wrote:

Sounds good - definitely a couple of belters on there - better than his solo album for sure which was a let down.

Which one?  He's done several including one under his Hal Incadenza (Cadenza?) moniker.

The one with the wolf on the cover is one of my fave electronic albums.

smallman1 wrote:

This thread has inspired me to listen to Serge Gainsbourg.

Here I was thinking it would have inspired you to eat Macoroni and cheese.

Beijing Dave wrote:

Looking forward to Loopstick's, which will turn into an anecdote about his mate from Yorkshire lives in Canada.


Don't know any Yorkshiremen here.  The ones I do all live in... Wait for it... Yorkshire.

Regardless, rather sad.  I never was into grunge much, but out of the lot of bands that were out there, Sound Garden and Chris Cornell were by far the best to my ears.


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seanc80 wrote:

The place went pear-shaped.

No less.

Being 19 at your first 'major' (at the time) camping/music festival in a country that lacked the tradition of things like Reading, Glastonbury, Tribal Gathering, Castlemorton, etc., it was a pretty big rush hearing 3,000 punters roar when the music got turned back on after a good portion of us and the venue being nearly wiped out by a twister.  It was pretty amazing not a single person died the night before considering it was an F3 tornado.


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Dermatron wrote:

Yeh and thats a proper trance classic. Not that loopy would know only being 3 at the time.

I turned 14 in 1990.  So once again, your knowledge of my life in music is always stellar and accurate.  I'm probably the median age for people on here and was well into house and DJing by 1990.