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(25 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Have a great time mate

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(27,026 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

The word on the strasse of Chesh is that bint who works in the nail shop offers extras.

You heard it here first.

Dermo would appreciate my poem.

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(27,026 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Hope your work are not dressing up your Melbourne exile as 'promotion' Edward?

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(27,026 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

mr rossi wrote:

Do you make a guest appearance in The Real Housewives of Cheshire Joeyp ?


The Emporium makes an appearance soon.

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(27,026 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

joeyp wrote:

Love costa.

Up for a Klang here but I was having tea with a former England international with ginger hair and ginger skin the other week who got a right old clobber off him a few weeks ago. Match of the day had it down for a "stray arm" but the victim confirmed that 2 mins prior he was warned that it was coming.

Old school. I like that.


http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/79396000/jpg/_79396465_costa.jpg

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(27,026 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

He reminds me of an aboriginal Mark Hughes minus the tree trunk thighs.

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(27,026 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Also lets forget the defo peno that Costa should rec'd from the Skrtel challenge.

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(27,026 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Yant wrote:

Doesn't change the fact that he looks 54 years old.


Rossi has kids so its understandable, Jase.

YKTS

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(13 replies, posted in Mixes & Free Downloads)

Perhaps it is this..   http://www.beatport.com/track/interstel … ix/6055246

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(27,026 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Hazard has one of those Joe Cole fat arses which i assume gives him great balance, same as Aguero.

Nobody mentioning how much of a horrible bastard Skrtel is?

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(37 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Fred's brief suggested that Ian Brown had a grudge because he went from a B student to achieving a U, she challenged him on the grudge to which Brown replied

"I couldn't care less"


Imagine your brief asking whether a man who since he left school had gone onto make millions with a successful music career if he held a grudge 30 years on over a science qualification.

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(37 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Some of Brown's evidence isn't being reported as i assume that it refers to the victims, John Squire was in his class at Altrincham Grammar.

Another potential interesting point.

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(127 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

There isn't really any point to any of this absurdity, Matthew.

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(127 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Quite interesting that DogManStar and NCable very often are contributing to the board at the same time.

For example in this very thread on the night shift - DMS 00.12am then Ncable 00.57am.

What a coincidence.

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(37 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

"I wanna be back-doored"

"I am the Fred's erection"

Watched about 90 mins of that Bitter Lake last night, was a very interesting story but was totally let-down by the constant interweaving of nonsense, the Carry-On clips being one. Also just showing random clips of life in Afghanistan was interesting at first but i thought it detracted from the narrative after a while.

Have his Century Of The Self on the backburner for future and if this is his style i might give it a swerve.

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(127 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Neither of those two come close to how many Tony Blair killed.

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(27,026 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Oh and Diego Costa is a great player, how Simonr has the temerity to have at go at him after he despicably defended Suarez and his racism is double standards.

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(5,113 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

There's a place we know where Scousers go
and it's always lots of fun
you can have a laugh at many things
if you're ready with a pun

You can mock the dead of Munich
be glad that George Best's dead
you can sing a dozen funny songs
of Duncan Edward's head

You can hope that Gary Neville
gets cancer and he dies
throw ammonia at Whiteside
and hope it blinds his eyes

You can even stone an ambulance
where Alan Smith is lying
even if it doesn't overturn
it's bound to be fun trying

You can talk of many pleasant things
with your like-minded mates
but you'll pause to show such reverence
as you pass the Shankly Gates

Where every single Scouser
who ever passed away
must be honoured and respected
have their own special day

Cos Scousers are a special breed
their hearts upon their sleeve
they ask the country to join in
and watch them as they grieve

They celebrate and they respect
each Scouser who departs
they ask that we can shed their tears
and nurse their broken hearts

Yet mention dead of anyone
who doesn't fit their own
they laugh out loud there is no shred
of honour ever shown

They laugh at young men dying
on runways filled with ice
and celebrate that Munich day
and never would think twice

of mocking Harold Shipman's dead
that lived within our city
these wallowers in plastic grief
the masters of self pity

They wave their tin foil silverware
and throw cups filled with shit
to shower on opposing fans
but never will admit

It's "justice for the 96"
but never 39
It's grieving for 'poor' Michael Shields
but not for Heysel dying

It's always everybody else
they're not the ones to blame
it was *Rentboys*, Yorkshire coppers
it's always been the same

We've all shed tears as 96
lay dying on the floor
but our sympathy has long since died
we'll grieve with you no more.

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(27,026 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

From the little i saw i thought Chelsea didn't really get out of first gear.

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(37 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

A monkeys UNKLE.

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(168 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Oh FFS give me strength.

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(127 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Or shake each others hand and agree to disagree.

Cruise Control on...