Have a great time mate
The word on the strasse of Chesh is that bint who works in the nail shop offers extras.
You heard it here first.
Dermo would appreciate my poem.
Hope your work are not dressing up your Melbourne exile as 'promotion' Edward?
Do you make a guest appearance in The Real Housewives of Cheshire Joeyp ?
The Emporium makes an appearance soon.
Up for a Klang here but I was having tea with a former England international with ginger hair and ginger skin the other week who got a right old clobber off him a few weeks ago. Match of the day had it down for a "stray arm" but the victim confirmed that 2 mins prior he was warned that it was coming.
Old school. I like that.
He reminds me of an aboriginal Mark Hughes minus the tree trunk thighs.
Also lets forget the defo peno that Costa should rec'd from the Skrtel challenge.
Doesn't change the fact that he looks 54 years old.
Rossi has kids so its understandable, Jase.
Hazard has one of those Joe Cole fat arses which i assume gives him great balance, same as Aguero.
Nobody mentioning how much of a horrible bastard Skrtel is?
Fred's brief suggested that Ian Brown had a grudge because he went from a B student to achieving a U, she challenged him on the grudge to which Brown replied
"I couldn't care less"
Imagine your brief asking whether a man who since he left school had gone onto make millions with a successful music career if he held a grudge 30 years on over a science qualification.
Some of Brown's evidence isn't being reported as i assume that it refers to the victims, John Squire was in his class at Altrincham Grammar.
Another potential interesting point.
There isn't really any point to any of this absurdity, Matthew.
Quite interesting that DogManStar and NCable very often are contributing to the board at the same time.
For example in this very thread on the night shift - DMS 00.12am then Ncable 00.57am.
What a coincidence.
"I wanna be back-doored"
"I am the Fred's erection"
Re: **The Bedrock "Rate The Last Movie You Watched" Thread** (3,453 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)
Watched about 90 mins of that Bitter Lake last night, was a very interesting story but was totally let-down by the constant interweaving of nonsense, the Carry-On clips being one. Also just showing random clips of life in Afghanistan was interesting at first but i thought it detracted from the narrative after a while.
Have his Century Of The Self on the backburner for future and if this is his style i might give it a swerve.
Neither of those two come close to how many Tony Blair killed.
Oh and Diego Costa is a great player, how Simonr has the temerity to have at go at him after he despicably defended Suarez and his racism is double standards.
There's a place we know where Scousers go
and it's always lots of fun
you can have a laugh at many things
if you're ready with a pun
You can mock the dead of Munich
be glad that George Best's dead
you can sing a dozen funny songs
of Duncan Edward's head
You can hope that Gary Neville
gets cancer and he dies
throw ammonia at Whiteside
and hope it blinds his eyes
You can even stone an ambulance
where Alan Smith is lying
even if it doesn't overturn
it's bound to be fun trying
You can talk of many pleasant things
with your like-minded mates
but you'll pause to show such reverence
as you pass the Shankly Gates
Where every single Scouser
who ever passed away
must be honoured and respected
have their own special day
Cos Scousers are a special breed
their hearts upon their sleeve
they ask the country to join in
and watch them as they grieve
They celebrate and they respect
each Scouser who departs
they ask that we can shed their tears
and nurse their broken hearts
Yet mention dead of anyone
who doesn't fit their own
they laugh out loud there is no shred
of honour ever shown
They laugh at young men dying
on runways filled with ice
and celebrate that Munich day
and never would think twice
of mocking Harold Shipman's dead
that lived within our city
these wallowers in plastic grief
the masters of self pity
They wave their tin foil silverware
and throw cups filled with shit
to shower on opposing fans
but never will admit
It's "justice for the 96"
but never 39
It's grieving for 'poor' Michael Shields
but not for Heysel dying
It's always everybody else
they're not the ones to blame
it was *Rentboys*, Yorkshire coppers
it's always been the same
We've all shed tears as 96
lay dying on the floor
but our sympathy has long since died
we'll grieve with you no more.
From the little i saw i thought Chelsea didn't really get out of first gear.
Oh FFS give me strength.
Or shake each others hand and agree to disagree.