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(26 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Big into the suicide == big in to the gays.

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(26,282 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Both Rob and Matt need some new material writers there tbh.

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(26 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Nick Sneddon wrote:

Why this is still an issue is beyond me

This really. I find it strange that, in this day and age, the state requires control over how a couple feel about each other. Let them get on with it, I say.

Just leaves more rampant totty for us real men.

http://i.imgur.com/44BHeu9l.jpg

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(34 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

So Hannu prefers his black and that it's not so bad once you get used to the taste.



Interesting.

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(34 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Dan Harwood wrote:

Semi-Skimmed is like drinking insipid water. Full Fat all the way.

This man knows. Friendlier on lactose intolerants too.

Hitting a ball, eh? What's that all about?
Kicking a ball about, eh? What's that all about?
Jumping over fences, eh? What's that all about?
Driving round in circles, eh? What's that all about?
Jumping in to sand, eh? What's that all about?

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(43 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

shaunstrudwick wrote:

could go on beyond 08:00 would be my guess

It always does. Certainly has since 2003 anyway. 8:30 is a usual finishing time. But I hope he starts about 1/2am. The 4am start last year was a bit of a killer.

Yant wrote:

What's most satisfying for me is the ruckus most scouse fans gave about Bale, about being a one man team, about spending poorly.

And they've only gone and done worse! lols all round for that.

http://i.imgur.com/QKv8yq0.jpg

dick_head wrote:

What you need that for presto? You're only going to have a wank over her picture still anyway. Or are you taking it to the next level?

I was thinking of WhatsApping her some pics of my cock. We'll see where it goes from there. Probably another restraining order to add to the collection but I'll take that.

Kolo Toure.

You're a connected man, Ed. Can you get me that physio's number, please?

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(43 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

I was in about 2 months ago.

I do hope this means you'll be starting at a more sensible time this year.

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(188 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

You know the BBC did that first, right?

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(188 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

I'm glad the double points had no bearing on the title result. Now fuck it off and never speak of it again.

Got tickets to their gig in Brighton next March. Can't wait to do it all again. big_smile

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(188 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

DOUBLE POINTS MULTI-BALL BONUS BONANZA!!!!!1!11!!

Yes, that fixed everything that is wrong with F1 at present.

Fuck off Bernie, you senile fucking cunt.

Millsy, your opinion please.

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(4 replies, posted in General Bedrock Discussion)

Seems pretty tame compared with the Japanese tbh. Couldn't even manage a semi.

Does DJ now stand for Digital Jockey?

Thank you for that incredibly interesting story, Matt.

Who are you and what do you do?

Any crew?

Don't see the point of taking out the CD part, myself.

shaunstrudwick wrote:

in other news someone needs to start a fappening thread cos i've recently discovered Shae Summers

Why would we want blow by blow updates of your wanks to porn stars?

MattBlack wrote:

Apparently Levy is preparing to reconstruct Tottenham

Was this not done about 15 months ago? I seem to recall Yant creaming his pants over it.

smashdad wrote:
Yant wrote:

... Vicki Michelle...

The 200 year old Doris from 'Allo 'Allo?

Jesus suffering fuck...

Was always a fan of Maria from Allo Allo. If she was in it my decision could have been swayed.

Michelle as well, now I think of it.