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MattBlack wrote:

I thought Flares revealed himself to be Dermo or did I imagine that

Yes. Cos that was obviously 100% completely definitely entirely true.

MattBlack wrote:

At least with a prostitute you know what your getting in advance

You have them tested for those before the kick off?

That settles it.

Last orders, John.

If you look at my usual amounts of posts per day on here, these days, you'll see that isn't going to a be a problem.

Mr Boring wrote:
Presto wrote:
Mr Boring wrote:

Have you started your job yet Presto?

Today.

Nice one. How long is your probation?

3 months. So I'm hoping I don't fuck up enough that they deem me worth keeping on.
I'm sure I'll get in to the swing of it soon enough though.

Mr Boring wrote:

Have you started your job yet Presto?

Today.

Been drinking a fair bit in the space between finishing my course and getting a job. Most of the time it's either about 6 cans beer/Guinness or one and a half bottles of some form of red wine. Normally I limit it to the weekends, not on school nights.

Even so, I'm thinking about cutting it out for a little while. Few months maybe.

Christ, this post is exciting.

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As long as it is not the Academy.

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Above all else, that Charlie May remix is a fantastic choice of track.

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Beijing Dave wrote:
millsy23 wrote:

Good to stay near Brighton too at this time of year.

Yeah, it looks like it too. Is God smiting Brighton today for being gay?

Had a bolt of lightning literally doors away from my house this morning. Never heard anything like it. Room went bright and could hear the fizz and crackle of the electricity.

If she isn't gonna have a gobble on yours don't have a munch on hers.

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Mr Boring wrote:

Nice one Simon! Shame you didn't lose your virginity but a 2:1 and a job is a great consolation.

Well you know, I can just pay for that sort of thing now.

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millsy23 wrote:

Well played. Have you completely finished the degree then or is this something over the summer? Good to stay near Brighton too at this time of year.

I have indeed. Got a 2:1 for my troubles.

Now, I do not want to do a Jay and turn this into a thread about me, so back on topic. wink


Bazza, Nick Warren does (or did) read this board. Never know, he might pop up in here.

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Software Developer. Staying near Brighton.

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Mr Boring wrote:

Presto, are you still unemployed?

Nope.

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munkyn wrote:

brixton is off for me after B12 in the rain...never again

Brixton, as a clubbing venue, is a never again for me too.

smashdad wrote:

Anybody else ever take the platter off their Technics and adjust the little (blue?) dial that altered the overall effect of the pitch adjuster from +/-8% to somewhere around +/-15%?

When I got my decks they'd been altered up to the maximum and I had no idea - when I started playing out on other decks I couldn't understand for the life of me why I was having to adjust the pitch SO much more than I was on my decks at home - eventually found out about 'the little blue dial' and it all became clear - changed my decks at home back to 'normal' but ended up pitching them back up again 'cos I was used to small pitch adjustments rather than big ones.

Fuck me that's a tedious post.

Did it with a 1210 Mk2 I had. Never with my Mk3s. You could also use it to make the deck go backwards when you hit the stop button.

Will be a happy lad when I have my 1210s tuned up and running smoothly again. Probably all it needs is to adjust the blue dial to get the pitch accurate again. Everything else works perfectly.

Henry Rindhoops wrote:

What a fantastic bunch of lads.

Wait. You can get malware and viruses from going to dodgy websites?

STOP THE FUCKING PRESS.

Any reason why they felt the need to show those bodies?

http://i.imgur.com/aPIZ7Yy.gif

#football #chelsea #bry #considerablyricherthanyou

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Cos I'm in that sort of mood:

Underworld - Surfboy
Prodigy - Skylined
Leftfield - Inspection (Check One)
Orbital - Lush 3-1 / 3-2
Chemical Brothers - The Private Psychedelic Reel

Yant wrote:

Presto - Fantasy footy now open for next season.

Had my team and league set up on Wednesday. wink

Code for the league is 1385-784. If you don't like a bit of fun during the season then don't join.

Last season's standings:
http://www.bedrock.org.uk/socialise/vie … 55#p590955

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I'm going with a mate.