we used to sit there and invent scenario's where poor old jim was in his head at that time...perhaps in   pre war , romantic paris in a fine restruarant playing the piano to a collection of france's finest bohemian crowd ..indulging in the finest wines known to hummanity

only to wake up covered in vomit and dorito's and a crumpled errection in his hand with a bill for £120 for outstanding kibble on credit .

..haha, excellent.

Watched the Wolf of Wall Street again last night, and that Equaliser scene stood out, laughed hard when he changed his accent, completely forgot that bit

..I'm balder, but more buff by the day


...pretty much any Vestax > DJM5/600

Yeah, the Vestax knobs had a tendency to fall off over time and the faceplates were made of cheese, but those early Pioneer mixers sounded like shite on a proper soundsystem

steelydan wrote:
smashdad wrote:

Used to love 'Trouble' - seem to remember he had a night at Legends in Soho - went a good few times 20 odd years ago - always like his sound and style - still follow him on Soundcloud and listen to his stuff every now and then - proper DJ

too right smashy and dan....one of the chaps.

Last time I saw him was at Canvas@Secretsundaze/Faith Bash. He was rather good on the warm up before Trevor Fung. Colin Favour stole the show that night.

..anyone ever go to The Loft at Dingwalls? Wednesday night session, always had amazing guests, remember Jocelyn Brown, who'd just popped in for a boogie, getting dragged up from the dance floor and doing impromptu vocals while Trouble cut-up some old Salsoul dubs.

A mate of mine has a great collection of his old Kiss shows on cassettes... even though it wasn't really my style at the time, there's something very exciting and '90's' about them.

Hope he's doing OK... I know he was pretty seriously ill a couple of years back

..having learned to mix on Technics, could't get on with the Vestax TT's at all, the push/pull action on the platter was just weird

Owned a PMC-15 when it was the mixer du jour... bloody loved it:


..played on the PMC-25 with the built-in isolators a few times, really nice mixer:


...always wanted to try the R1, but never saw them installed anywhere:


strummerjones wrote:

...good shout, great memories of this one from the early days of Basics

Continuing the Aloof theme, always loved this one:

..anyone that can remember stuff like that off the top of their head needs a proper fucking shoeing

millsy23 wrote:

I like to imagine Glen in a certain way. I find it adds even more humour to his aleady humourous postings. I imagine him as a slightly plump balding man in a tweed suit and spectacles. He smells a little bit of malt vingar, like he's been pickling onions from his smallholding all weekend.

He has the air of a Mr Chips or Higgins from Magnum. He is methodical in his daily routine. He wakes, he showers, he packs two rounds of cheese and homemade pickle sandwiches into his lunchbox and listens to the Today programme. He drives his ageing Volvo to the Probation Ofice where he has a desk, piled high with papers and with 'Glen Linghorn: Probation Officer' on a small plaque atteched to the side of his cubicle. 

All the local criminals know Glen. He's the Probation officer they want. He's soft as shite and good for a chat. He cares. He makes them tea. He hugs them when they cry. He's like the father they never had.

But underneath this shallow facade is the Glen of the Bedrock Board. The beast of the Captain's Wheel, of Vi's drinks cabinet. The schemer, the debaser, the demon on a knife edge, the green man.

All it's going to take is a someone from HR to ask him why he's filled in his timesheet wrong and he's going to go postal.

...it's Clifford Blades


roberto wrote:

what time did it all finish? It felt like groundhog day going to bed and saying to the missus "they'll still be raving at Fabric"   (amongst other such middle-aged bedtime utterings such as hot water bottles, just finishing chapters, B&Q tomorrow, parents for roast etc FML)



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Big Fella wrote:

Surely it isn't meaningless if djs are being booked/priced on the strength of it, Damien?

..I'm honestly not sure that's even the case anymore, as has been said some of that lot aren't even DJ's, it's an exercise in social media 'strategy' (manipulation).

I'm sure the ones in that list that are big with the kids will continue to do well, the ones that have engineered a place for themselves on there might get a few more gigs, but everyone with any nous is sceptical about it's worth and has been for years now.

The best thing about it is the lather it gets middle-aged ex-clubbers/DJ's into


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..can't believe this meaningless list justifies multiple threads every year

and I certainly don't need Vice Magazine to tell me it's a load of old bollocks

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/relationshi … ans-please


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..could we perhaps make spoiler alerts more prominent please? IT REALLY ISN'T THAT HARD TO DO, and maybe put them at the very top of the post SO THAT WE CAN SEE WHICH FUCKING PROGRAMME IS BEING REFERRED TO AND AT LEAST HAVE A FUCKING CHANCE OF AVOIDING SEEING THEM IF WE DON'T FUCKING WANT TO!??


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La Nausee wrote:

What's this culture diversity bollocks? Since when is that a barometer of how good a place is? Load of cock. Ooh there's a group of Bosnians living in the loft next door and there's this DIVINE Cambodian restaurant down the road and it's always full of, like, Orientals so it must be good.
Oh fuck off.
It just means more cunts scamming and begging.
For cultural diversity read colonialist past hangover. And who the fuck wants to live in Toronto? What's that all about? When do you watch the footy? It has mountains and lakes? Really? Whoopedy fucking do. Let's go walking on a Sunday then. When any normal is in the fucking pub.

Eamon DeValera.



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..terrific result.


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..no doubt. Only with grub mind.


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dutchy101 wrote:
jamie wrote:

buying a decent bottle of italian red is a ball ache too big_smile

If there is such a thing as a decent bottle of Italian red, I'm yet to try it. Always give Italian reds a massive swerve.

...the fuck!? you fucking palestine.

Paired with proper Italian grub it's the business. Valpolicella Classico with Parmigiano Risotto? Montepulciano d'abruzzo with Bucatini all’ Amatriciana??

Beijing Dave wrote:

Stephane Guivarch was hilarious... IIRC played the whole of the 98 World Cup without scoring... despite having Zidane,Djorkaeff,Deschamps and Lizarazu supplying the bullets. Utter dogshite

..awful. Still not as bad as Boumsong mind

..Jean Alain Boumsong, fucking shocker


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..FFS, was hoping I'd never see that again


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...a wee celebratory interlude between barracking their own players no doubt

..interesting change of direction from Mr Bashmore, loving this:

dogmanstar888 wrote:
smashdad wrote:

Given how long ago we all know he joined, and his passion for espousing all things Arsenal, I'm surprised not to find any historical contribution from 'nitron' on this thread...

What are you insinuating?

..why do you care?