LOL am I missing something here - who is Tamer Hassan? British Hollywood Legend?!
ETC - I would pay to read your posts mate, always bring a smile to my face!
Few of the younger lads in my Sunday football team have been to the Sugar Hut, they love the place. They think nothing of getting these £250 tables in the vain hope of snogging some blonde Essex bird. Don't think any of them could spell mortgage let alone worry about one!