Topic: Monty Python (Holy Grail)

i bought this on DVD today, on the 2nd DVD it has 3 sing-a-long extra's, one being the Camelot Knights song, have been happily playing this over & over again :lol

then i found the LEGO version :lol yes the entire song with lego characters.

I highly recommend this to any Monty Python fan. well worth a tenner

"on 2nd thoughts lets no go to camelot, it is a silly place"

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I got this for Christma this past year


I love when they cut to the Lego Skeleton


CLASS

big_smile

after the silence, that which expresses the inexpressable is music.

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we should build a giant wooden badger..................

the skeleton is class.

they should a lego version of "brave Sir Robin"

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The extra features on the DVD are very very funny. smile

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I
Like
to
push
the
prammmmmallllllllotttttttt

Genius  lol

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in between quests..... we sequin vests !!  :shock:

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We're knights of the round table, we dance whenever we're able,
We live in castle camelot and we eat ham and spam a lot!  :shock:

Genius, sheer genius...

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I'M INVINCABLE!!!

you a looney!!!

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We're Knights Of The Round Table
We dance when ere were able
We do routines
And chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot!
 
We're Knights Of The Round Table
Our shows are formidable
But many times
We're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable
We're Opera mad in Camelot
We sing from the diaphragm a lot!
 
(Little dance number.)
 
In war, we're tough and able
Quite indefatigable
Between our quests
We sequin vests
And impersonate Clark Gable
It's a busy life in Camelot
I have to push the pram a lot!

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best movie ever made, without a doubt

shame i haven't got a dvd player  sad


"We are no longer the Knights Who Say 'Ni'...  We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zu-owly-zhiv'... and we want..... another shubbery!!!"

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"Help help I'm being repressed!!!"  :roll

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For my money mate, Life of Brian edges it out - just !

"You're fvcking nicked me old beauty !"
"Ee's not the messiah, ee's a very naughty boy !"
"Yes, we are all individuals"
"I'm Brian, and so's my wife"

Brilliant.

Although, the first scene from Grail is surreal brilliance...
"You're banging 2 halves of coconuts together !"  lol

Both are 2 of the funniest films ever IMO...

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time for the Holy hand grenade

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'Beard Madam'?
'I ain't got time to go to no stoning, he's not well again'

lol  lol  lol

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ARTHUR: I am your king!

WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.

ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.

WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?

ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, [angels sing] her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!

DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

ARTHUR: Be quiet!

DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

ARTHUR: Shut up!

DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!

ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!


lol

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moistened bint

genius

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"Welease Wodewick, hes a wobber and a wapist "

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Ya not so good yaself, Conkface!

lol

'Lets have a game of basketball....without a ball and without the baskets....'

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NARRATOR: The Tale of Sir Robin.... So each of the knights went their separate ways. Sir Robin rode north, through the dark forest of Ewing, accompanied by his favorite minstrels.

MINSTREL (singing): Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, o Brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin! He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin! His head smashed in and his heart cut out, And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged, And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off, And his penis...

ROBIN: That's -- that's, uh, that's enough music for now, lads. Looks like there's dirty work afoot.

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8) Monty Python rulez - only wish I could remember a few lines...  :?

That scene with John Cleese as the ridiculously accented Frenchie on the castle battlements is f*cking class!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA  lol

Must go and find this DVD - haven't had a fix for quite some time!  :twisted:

there must be some mistake i didnt mean to let them take away my soul am i too old is it too late

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"go away! or I shall taunt you for a second time!!"

"you so called Arthur King & your silly english kkkkk knuggets!!"

"your mother was a hamster & your father smelled of elderberrys"

"so what happens now?" "well, lancelot, galahad & I jump out & suprise the french" "who jumps out?" `"lancelot, galahad & I"

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I watched some this morning and forgot about the brilliant intro...

"...so if you're an intellectual midget

and you like giggling

you could do worse than see...

Monty Python and the Holy Grail !"

lol  lol  lol

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ARTHUR:
Old woman!
DENNIS:
Man!
ARTHUR:
Man. Sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
DENNIS:
I'm thirty-seven.
ARTHUR:
I-- what?
DENNIS:
I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old.
ARTHUR:
Well, I can't just call you 'Man'.
DENNIS:
Well, you could say 'Dennis'.
ARTHUR:
Well, I didn't know you were called 'Dennis'.
DENNIS:
Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?
ARTHUR:
I did say 'sorry' about the 'old woman', but from the behind you looked--
DENNIS:
What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior!
ARTHUR:
Well, I am King!

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http://www.lego.com/eng/studios/screeni … ontypython

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