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A tramp walks into a jewellers and casually begins to finger his own arse.


The jeweller screams GET OUT OF HERE!


The tramp points to a sign.......


'COME IN & PICK YOUR RING IN COMFORT'


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oh dear....
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please can someone make up for this crime to comedy by posting a decent joke
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horse walks into a bar and the barman says.......


"whats with the long face?"   


   














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I aim to misbehave.

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what a great way to start the day............any more disgusting jokes?



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q. why do evolution have hot feet?


a. because they were walking on fire!


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Could you possibly find another photograph of a shark?

Many thanks.
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The poor child's still alive!

 
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Anyone see the photo of the thresher shark leaping out of the water in yesterday's Metro? Class it was...
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I've never seen a 5lb thresher with a mutant tail.
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Reportedly 15 feet long, although it looks much smaller. Must be quite a sight if it happened right in front of you...
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Shiraz, the boat in the background gives it some sort of perspective, I think. The Metro's editor is on drugs.

That's more like a thresher sardine.
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That's what I thought, and then found this link:


Shark article
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