Topic: Joke of the day.

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they
end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows
her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely
packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on
a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf
a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the
wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of
teddy bears,
especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention
this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She
turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off

make hot steamy love. After an intense night of passion with this
sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the
woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"

The guy says:

(scroll down it's a beauty)

"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."  lol

'Lets have a game of basketball....without a ball and without the baskets....'

Re: Joke of the day.

A woman called the Canon help desk with a  problem with her
The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows."  The
woman then responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a
good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window,
and his is working fine." big_smile

Britney....don't do it, he is not good enough.