Topic: Thursday Humour
> These are true telephone conversations
> Samsung Electronics
> Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?".
> Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking
> Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that
> I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone
> Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?".
> Operator: "I think you mean the telephone point on the wall".
> RAC Motoring Services
> Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am
> travelling in Australia?".
> Operator: Doesn't the product give you a clue?
> Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France):
> If I register my car in France, do I have to change the steering wheel
> to the other side of the car?".
> Directory Enquiries
> Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please".
> Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?".
> Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the 'B'
> fell off".
> Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
> Operator: "Woven?. Are you sure?".
> Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label - Woven in Scotland".
> Caller: "I'd like the RSPCA please".
> Operator: "Where are you calling from?".
> Caller: "The living room".
> On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone
> told a worried operator: "I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the<
> window to write the number on".
> Computer Capers
> Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop".
> Customer: "OK".
> Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?".
> Customer: "No".
> Tech Support: "OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?".
> Customer: "No".
> Tech Support: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this
> Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'".
> Tech Support: "OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you
> see the 'OK' button displayed?".
> Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?".
> Caller: "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised
> that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my
> file back again?".
> British Rail
> Customer: "How much does it cost to Bath on the train?".
> Operator: "If you can get your feet in the sink, then it's free".
> Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get
> through to enquiries, can you help?".
> Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?".
> Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre".
> Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours".
> The Bank
> Caller: "I would like to borrow ?2,000 please".
> Operator: "Certainly, sir. Over how long?".
> Caller: "Three years, please".
> Operator: "OK, sir. That will be ?75 per month for 36 months. Is that
> Caller: "No, not at all. I want it all at once!"