Topic: The funniest Friday joke EVER

A one armed bloke with a light bulb in his hand.
Timothy asks him what he's doing. "I'm going to change the light bulb", he says.
Timothy giggles. "Well, how are you going to manage that?"

"Easy. I've still got the receipt!"



...Funkan would be proud  :cry:

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Re: The funniest Friday joke EVER

:shock: bleeding awful mate....

you must have something better than that?

A day without blood is like a day without sunshine.

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:mrgreen:
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Re: The funniest Friday joke EVER

?
http://www.coded.org.uk/hadders.jpg

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Re: The funniest Friday joke EVER

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Re: The funniest Friday joke EVER

Pat, Steve you're fvcking dead.

Re: The funniest Friday joke EVER

ah, the monster stirs

A day without blood is like a day without sunshine.

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:shock:

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Re: The funniest Friday joke EVER

that was pretty poor.

even for a friday afternoon.

raising the standards (if only slightly):



why can't bakunin play chess?

because moving a piece would imply leadership.




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Re: The funniest Friday joke EVER

?
http://www.coded.org.uk/hadders.jpg

hadders you is an ugly cant!

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Re: The funniest Friday joke EVER

Matt - I don't even care if Fred Savage bears a slight pube-headed resemblance to yourself. That picture just cracks me up anyway. I mean what a fvckin gimp?  :evil:

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Re: The funniest Friday joke EVER

here is a better one
your mama is so stupid she must have told you that dumb ass joke :!:

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Re: The funniest Friday joke EVER

Hadfield-take no notice-there's nothing wrong with you smile

if ya wanna stop people using it,take it off your uploading site immediately wink

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