Topic: Weirdest Place you have ever had Sex.

In light of Miss Pickles advice about having sex on the beach - OUCH !





Let's list the other interesting places you may have done it !


And yes i'll start -


Loopy Laura once gave me a blowjob whilst I was driving along the M6 at 80 mph - it's amazing how my speed reduced as I reached the point of no return !


 
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the bat enclosure at London Zoo 















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I can honestly say that I have never had sex in any weird places.


Am I boring??



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.....an armpit   


     



Oh @#%$...Ive just realised Ive misunderstood the question     
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In a bed.
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I always suspected you were a bit on the adventurous side   
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A bed? surprised you managed it...after a heavy night out I have to say I never get passed the floor, I really should slow down with the booze   
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did it south of the river once   
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Paul, I didn't know they had a batty enclosure at London Zoo.

Thanks for the warning.
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top of a ski jump in the french alps. She was initially on top and it was unbearably cold on my bear cheeks - thought my butt was going to freeze to the planks so requested we swap round. This had the added advantage that I could now whistle and wave to passers by going into and out of the bars   
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matt, glad i could help 

Oh, and by the way - the bar staff in Heaven - theres a reason they're so friendly to you.......handsome   












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"it's amazing how my speed reduced as I reached the point of no return !"


That should be passed as a Safety Law.


- At all times while driving all men should receive blowjobs as to  keep a safe speed. 


I`ll vote for that... Women can have a similar law passed.


Simon Preston -


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In the little room behind the DJ booth in the main room of MOS


While my fare for the night (Darren Emerson) was playing the 2 till 4 set


He had the right hump when he finished as i had also caned all his/our  gear 
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Did you do do 'it' against the drinks vending machine?
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unisex toilets at fabric


30,000 feet in the sky 


on a tropical beach


I will leave it there for now



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Nayefs house.
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yeah, his mum's alright, isn't she?
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Train (Virgin Trains of course!)

Boeing 747 (Virgin again!)

Hotel corridor


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Virgin, Virgin, Virgin...

I admire your honesty Mr. StephenK.
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Hadfield, with this Shark obsession of yours, were you sexually abused by a Shark as a child? Just wondering.
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Sharks, to the best extent of my knowledge, are not capable of the abuse of children - at least not in a sexual context.



I believe the worst that they could do would be to mistake some unfortunate minor, generally whilst it paddled and frolicked by the sea's shore, for a small seal, or other ocean dwelling mammal, and consume the poor thing in one or two bites.



Unfortunate certainly, but hardly constituting sexual abuse.  Furthermore that appears not to have happened to Mr Hadfield as he is very much still with us.








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