Topic: Footie funny
This is a true transcript off Talksport on Sunday
Presenter: We have Jim on the line who wants to discuss the Faroe Islands /
Jim: Thanks...er yeah. Just want to say it's an absolute disgrace. I mean,
we're playing probably the weakest side in world football and we can't do
better than a draw.
Presenter: It was a poor result.
Jim: Poor result! Poor result! It's absolutely scandalous. The manager has
lost the plot completely, he's got to go. I know we've never set the world
alight over the years on the international stage but I can't remember things
being this bad. It's the end for us. The absolute end. I can't see us ever
recovering from a setback like this. We're a complete laughing stock.
Presenter: Look Jim. I know it seems bad now but there is still a long way
to go. I can't see you qualifying for Euro 2004 but hopefully things will
Jim: I never expected for a moment we would qualify. I don't mind that so
much. We're not good enough. But listen, to not qualify is one thing, but to
fail to beat a team like Scotland is a different matter. It's a bitter blow
for everyone here on the Islands.
(Uproar and laughter in the studio)
YOU KNOW WHAT IS COMING BUT THE THOUGHT OF HEARING IT AT THE TIME MAKES ME LAUGH