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fadass wrote:

Were they sure this was a good move?

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2013/6/24/1372059574689/Countdown-Ryan-Giggs-and--006.jpg

haha - no doubt Giggsy was straight down her dressing room after - rohypnol in one hand and his cock in the other

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Do you think someone like Giggs really needs to resort to rohypnol?

That stuff is clearly for us lesser rapists.

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Beijing Dave wrote:

First class, Beijing to Tianjin train... (about 3 quid)

Chink: Aw, you foleigner rook so cute, can I have your hand machine number?
Me: Yeah, but only contact me after 11pm when I'm coming in from the pub and desperate to pig you, you're only an 7/10.
Chink: Hee hee, okay shuaige.

Second class, Luton to St Pancras (season ticket: £4000)

Yant: I hate my commute surrounded by cooler people than me. Back to my transfer dossier.

ha ha top

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Wouldnt mind getting stuck into a game of this.

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starcreeper wrote:

Wouldnt mind getting stuck into a game of this.


Newcastle improving, I see.

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MattBlack wrote:
shaunstrudwick wrote:
Dermo wrote:

Bale is leaving.

if Madrid are serious about a £80m bid for Bale i'd bite their hand off if i was general Levy

Madrid dont want to pay that for him, thats why theyre using their usual tactics of unsettling the player, asking him to hand in a transfer etc

Papertalk ffs lads. Theres only 2 players on the planet worth that kind of money and monkeyhead isnt one of them.

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Hulk is absolute dog-shit.

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smallman1 wrote:

Hulk is absolute dog-shit.

Something football related that we can agree on, Ed.

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He scores some power goals though.

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He's fucking wank with a cool name, Dermo.  And massively overpriced.

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He might be wank in general. Andy Carroll is wank and cost 35 million. He (Hulk) still scores world class goals. ive been watching him all season on the ESPN round-up and some of the goals he puts away are definitely not shit.
Tom Huddlestone is shit.

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Not many Brazilians have succeeded in the Prem, have they?

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Big Fella wrote:

Not many Brazilians have succeeded in the Prem, have they?

Can't think of any, actually.

Cesar maybe.  Ramires and Oscar doing ok at Chels.  Sandro coming on leaps and bounds at Spuds.

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Dave lewis at Chelsea aint done bad being as he looked like a div3 player when he came.
Oh and Roque Junior.

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Paulinho is another one who will do shit.

Part of the problem

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Juninho was a cracking player in a shit team.

Lucas Leiva as well.

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Beijing Dave wrote:

Juninho was a cracking player in a shit team.

Lucas Leiva as well.

Good shout on Juninho.

Lol @ Lucas.

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Yant wrote:
Beijing Dave wrote:

Juninho was a cracking player in a shit team.

Lucas Leiva as well.

Good shout on Juninho.

Lol @ Lucas.

Eh? However mediocre Liverpool have been the past few years, Lucas has been fucking class. Club player of the year 2010-11.

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GEN Lol.

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I do wonder if people on here actually watch football matches or just Goals on Sunday/Soccer AM.

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Lucas will be the first Brazilian to win a Premier League title. Next season is our year. You heard it here first.

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dutchy101 wrote:

Lucas will be the first Brazilian to win a Premier League title. Next season is our year. You heard it here first.

Dermo in 5...4....3...2...

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Beijing Dave wrote:

Club player of the year 2010-11.

i know we will disgree on this but IMO 2010-2011 has been the only good season that he has had for us...

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The major point I am sure we can all agree on is that Yant is a massive fucking cunt.

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Beijing Dave wrote:

The major point I am sure we can all agree on is that Yant is a massive fucking cunt.

Dave, over here.

Fuck off.