Big Fella wrote:
Funny how a few weeks ago Flaresey was saying Rooney was a fat useless scouse wanker, now he is the bestest thing since a Geroge Foreman.
Did you have a few too many disco biscuits last night or are you just constantly high on the aroma of stale chip fat? I believe only a day or so ago I wrote this:
Suarez may be an insufferable douche but he's better than either of them. I'd rather have Suarez than Rooney.
I said Rooney was your best player, not that I want him at Arsenal. Thing about Arsenal is there's been a very sophisticated edge to our team and the image of the club since Wenger arrived. United on the other hand, have a recent history peppered with thick northern monkeys and backwards foreigners of low moral fibre, all hero-worshipped by easily the world's most hated group of supporters. Rooney is a fat useless Scouse wanker, but that's never bothered the Salford turncoats who have happily suspended their Mersey hate for somebody who can 'win dem trofees'.
Funnily enough, of the current top 5 in the Premier League only Tottenham maintain a level of credibility as a football club outside of ourselves, even if they are laughably shit. City and Chelsea are rightly mocked for the endless shenanigans which bring the game into disrepute and United are just subhuman scum, from Sir Booby Cunt-ton in the directors box all the way down to the lags in London who've never even been to Manchester. So yes, Rooney can do one and Suarez is welcome to bring his match-winning brilliance to the Emirates.
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