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First major test for Arsenal and they choke.

No minerals.

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smallman1 wrote:

First major test for Arsenal and they choke.

No minerals.

what was up with Wilshire last night?

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shaunstrudwick wrote:
smallman1 wrote:

First major test for Arsenal and they choke.

No minerals.

what was up with Wilshire last night?

Touch of dwarfism about the chap I think.

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Were Arsenal at home?

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They must have been, Giroud scored

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Holloway outed.

Serves him right for having a stupid accent. The lug eared cunt.

Love his interviews.

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Yant wrote:

Holloway outed.

Serves him right for having a stupid accent. The lug eared cunt.

Love his interviews.

haha - get him out before the inevitable Gooner backlash this weekend

textbook

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I think we need the input of our resident Palace fan Namistai, looks like they could get Pulis so be careful what you wish for

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Never rate Zlatan but this is a different gravy

http://i.imgur.com/im1NpZg.gif

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I used to never rate him either but the last couple of years he's been amazing. Still a dick though.

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the guy is a massive wand - however that's a great goal

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That overhead backheel goal he scored was pretty cool

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MattBlack wrote:

I think we need the input of our resident Palace fan Namistai, looks like they could get Pulis so be careful what you wish for


He's fully aware Palace are rubbish. A fact I am only to happy to remind him of.

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There was a great article in this week's Guardian (I think) pointing out what fuckwits most English football fans and commentators are because they still fail to recognise the genius of Zlatan Ibrahimovic. I agree with it. You would have to be an absolute shithouse to still be saying 'don't rate him'.

Shame either he or Ronaldo won't grace the World Cup. Almost criminal in fact. FIFA should have used the warm balls.

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Beijing Dave wrote:

There was a great article in this week's Guardian (I think) pointing out what fuckwits most English football fans and commentators are because they still fail to recognise the genius of Zlatan Ibrahimovic. I agree with it.

As an all round footballer I don’t rate him, as a striker hes world class. That’s the difference for me

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Agree with Nick.

I recognise that he scores outrageous goals and is strong on the ball.  But it doesn't change the fact that he is a complete bell end and not in the same league as Ronaldo / Messi.  And i certainly wouldn't call him a genius.

He had a reputation for not performing when it really matters.  Can't say i've seen much of him recently, so don't know if that's still the case or not.

This is the goal he scored on the weekend;

http://s3.amazonaws.com/br-cdn/temp_images/2013/10/19/Zow66YV.gif

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Zlatan's also going out with Pique on the hush.

You heard it here first.

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They do like a strike do those Frenchies

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24656110

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Nick Sneddon wrote:
Beijing Dave wrote:

There was a great article in this week's Guardian (I think) pointing out what fuckwits most English football fans and commentators are because they still fail to recognise the genius of Zlatan Ibrahimovic. I agree with it.

As an all round footballer I don’t rate him, as a striker hes world class. That’s the difference for me

Element of the 'flat track bully' about him?

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So, that absolute fucking cunt of man, Harry Redknapp went on Twitter yesterday for a Q&A session to publicise his autobiography.  Users were asked to use the hashtag, '#askharry' - I think it's fair to say it didn't quite go the way his agent maybe though it would...

is it pure coincidence that most of the clubs youve been involved with have had massive financial problems after you left? #askharry

What's it like being the only man to crack under the pressure of being England manager without actually getting the job? #AskHarry

Ji Sung Park @RealParkJiSung - #AskHarry did you know your dog was the richest I ever ate?

#AskHarry How hard is it to tell where your face ends and your bollocks begin?

#AskHarry Did you think HMRC stood for Harry's Monaco Retirement Chest?

Harry, can you text or not? Did you lie to the court or to the press? #AskHarry

#AskHarry How close are you to punching the bloke who came up with this idea?

#askharry Have you ever had rude thoughts about Louise?

Is your ballbag made of face seeing your face is made of ballbag? #AskHarry

just to clear things up, can you use a mobile phone? Pretty sure under oath you said you couldn't, yet how did Gerrard text you ?

Have you even ran your car battery out by winding down your window all the time for a chat? #AskHarry

#AskHarry does the Monaco bank account your dog uses accept Cats? I'd like to set up a savings account for one

#AskHarry how was did it feel being filmed tapping up Andy Todd

When u look in the mirror, do u just see a melted welly staring back?

How does it feel to be the biggest c*** in football? At least you still have your looks though.... #AskHarry

how can you dodge paying tax but not a ball thrown by a fan? #AskHarry

If I earn £500, and my friend Dave earns £300, how much tax can we avoid paying? #AskHarry

#AskHarry when you are not heartlessly ripping the soul and financially ruining football clubs, what do you do to unwind?

What is higher... The amount of clubs you've ruined, or the amount of chins you have? #AskHarry

#AskHarry Who makes a better breakfast the morning after - Jermain Defoe, or Peter Crouch?

#AskHarry Do you enjoy bankrupting clubs and then blaming everyone else?

#AskHarry with all the money you've made from dodging tax have you ever thought of cosmetic surgery to sort your scrotum face out?

Looking at Jamie do u ever think back to what your milkman looked like 40 year back? #askharry

#AskHarry how come the porridge in the 3 bears were all at different temperarures?? Despite being cooked in the same pan

#AskHarry apart from the fact he is a moron, how do you know Jamie is your son? He doesn't exactly look like a melted ballbag.

#askharry how long did it take to train your dog to do its own signature? #talented

Does your autobiography give page-by-page analysis of players you wanted but didn't sign? #AskHarry

#AskHarry Apparently your wife is a better striker than Darren Bent. Why haven't you borrowed money from your dog's account to sign her?

#AskHarry Have you considered starting you own social networking site Twitcher?

When your gaff got raided did you have time to put your pants on or did the old bill clock your face hanging under your dick #askharry

How many times have you shouted Louise when you've been smashing Sandra ? #AskHarry

#AskHarry How much do you think you need to spend to put QPR into administration?

How did you feel when people wanted to shit in a sock, freeze it & then cosh your saggy bonce?? #AskHarry

I want to buy your autobiography but I can't find it in the fiction section of bookshops...any ideas? #askharry

After criticising your predecessor for spending too much money & wages on poor players, why did you sign Samba on 100k a week? #AskHarry

Why did you call Spurs fans scum and then 2 weeks later agree to become their manager? #askharry

#AskHarry I'm having trouble with the finance on my old banger, can you buy it at an inflated price and then immediately loan it back to me

Why did you sign Lauren and take a cut of his weekly pay? Oh and why did you ruin Mark Burchill's career? #AskHarry

Are you the origin of the descriptive phrase "a bulldog chewing a wasp"? #askharry

#AskHarry Have you ever worn a bhurka on your trips to the bank

#Askharry did Rosie arrange to have you mugged in Spain because you hadn't given her the cut of the tax profits?

#AskHarry When you still see Sandra does your penis wobble as much as your face?

#AskHarry Do you still play golf despite the fact that you fucked all your clubs up

Do you prefer the tag 'wheeler dealer' or 'deceitful, tax-dodging Droopy lookalike'? #AskHarry

... and that's not the even remotely the half of it - search Twitter for #askharry and let the good times roll...

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smashdad wrote:

... and that's not the even remotely the half of it - search Twitter for #askharry and let the good times roll...

What, and miss out on another gag about him looking like a scrotum, no thanks.

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Seems these Twitter Q & A's are rarely a good idea

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Some belters in there.

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Yant wrote:

Some belters in there.

Some fucking belters in this thread as well.

Looking at you, Yant.

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Look all you like Dave, i'll still call you a cunt.