Topic: You know your day has started badly when...

...you get run over by a milk float!!

Hi - new to the board but had to share...

Walking to work from Charring Cross, still wiping away the morning's eye-snot, it just seemed to come from nowhere...

I was crossing the road near the Tescos in Covent Garden.  I did check for traffic but I was looking into the sun and didn't see it coming.  There was a quiet grunt as the milk-float jolted to a stop - not before knocking me a good four inches in the other direction. 

We checked for any sign of damage, but the milk-float seemed fine.  Problem is, my colleague say all this - so I've not the end of it  :-(

Does it get any more embarrassing than this?  Anyone?!

Re: You know your day has started badly when...

Tonight I had to face the guy who's giving me a slot at his club next month, after having had sex in the toilets at his night on Saturday (and left as he came in - oops!)  Luckily he saw the funnier side of this and we enjoyed a drink, but not without me having turned red first!
Milkfloat collisions sound not only embarrasing but also a little painful!  Hard luck!
Gaz

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Re: You know your day has started badly when...

That takes alot of beating...

But I was at a wedding last summer and it was the first time I'd ventured out again as a single gal after my ex and I split up...

All his mates were there (he wasn't), and I got very drunk as i'd not eaten much that day.

However, I wasn't drunk in a 'nice' way, as before I knew it, I had gone too far to recover from my inebriated state, so I thought dancing would   sober me  up.

WRONG.

I just span round, lost my barings, and landed on a garden chair which then preceeded to fall backwards with me in it. My cross-over top revealed slightly more cleveage than desired and I ended up with my legs in the air wondering where the hell I was - RIGHT INFRONT OF MY EXE'S MATES.....

Needless to say, I called a taxi straight away :oops:




(If you ask FLORA on the messageboard, I'm sure she's got a few stories or two she could share!! :twisted: )

Re: You know your day has started badly when...

lol

alcohol has a lot to answer for

Re: You know your day has started badly when...

Problem is it's never very responsive!
Hence I feel I ought to drink it so as to teach it a lesson!
GC
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Re: You know your day has started badly when...

I guess that explains why you pished loons arguing with themselves in the small hours of the morning     :?

Re: You know your day has started badly when...

When I was about 11 years old I caught my penis In my fly and had to go to Sydenham hospital to have It removed by a friendly but fat old matron.
It was excruciating and my todger was bleeding.
Still dont think I've ever fully recovered my confidence from this Incident.
My advice to any bloke Is just take your owntime when you are putting your old boy away the consequences can be truly horrendous  :oops: 
:oops:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :?  roll  :oops:  :evil:
Cheers
TERENCE  8)

Nothing like jumping In a lake on a hot summers morning after having your head messed up by Tyrant all night IMO

Re: You know your day has started badly when...

When I was about 11 years old I caught my penis In my fly TERENCE  8)

Ouch...was it as bad as it seemed to be with Ben Stiller in Something About Mary??...........hee hee glad im not a guy big_smile

~Drink the Rhythm~

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hee hee glad im not a guy big_smile

Hadfield....

Another girl for you to chase.....  roll

Re: You know your day has started badly when...

but terence, why weren't you wearing undies between ur todger and ur zip?

im not your type, im not inflatable