Topic: Welcome Rhouse, Abdul Record Shop!

Get fuck away from Abdul Record Store, donga vedhava.

Welcome Rhouse to Abdul Tape Exchange!

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What kind of new stuffs we have in here this week?

We have mod bag with British flag! You have a look, take for your friend Fadas next time you in UK? Very cheap.

Bowie poster for Gillactico, or I like to call GAYLATICO HA AH AHHHA! He into the gay's music no? Why you have anything to do with him, you know it is haram! Inshallah you become good boy not the bi.

Step inside, you want something for Christmas? This small coat will fit Pesto, you take for him no? What, Christmas one month ago already??! You know so much of the infidel way. Chutiya!

Coca Cola? I cannot drink because clean pipe with alcohol but okay for you dirty dog!

I have many poster, of the King and Tommy James and Shondells.

Gladys Knight and Pips tape? New in today! 3 rupees to you good friend. Don't like this good shit? Bakwas bandh karo.

You think you too good Abdul latest stock? Think you fucking paapa? Run off and play finger in the hole with your ABCD college friends. Behnchoot.

草泥马

Re: Welcome Rhouse, Abdul Record Shop!

The mod bag. lol.

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Fucking hell ha ha

Part of the problem

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you've outdone yourself Dave.  Tears.

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Re: Welcome Rhouse, Abdul Record Shop!

Up there with Rhouses' lego hair do imo. lol.

We'll go out for an Irish when you bring the mod bag over, mate.

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Beijing Dave wrote:

Coca Cola? I cannot drink because clean pipe with alcohol but okay for you dirty dog!

hahahaha.

Even Zackster wouldn't chart this bollix.

Re: Welcome Rhouse, Abdul Record Shop!

Beijing Dave wrote:

Gladys Knight and Pips tape? New in today! 3 rupees to you good friend. Don't like this good shit? Bakwas bandh karo.

lol

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Beijing Dave wrote:

Run off and play finger in the hole with your ABCD college friends. Behnchoot.

Hahahahaha. 5/5 for the vernacular effort.

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Stellar work lol!

Wish I was old and a little sentimental.

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I am hearing you are in the market for new mixer, Rhouse.

What about this model? Give you good price...

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What are you saying? It's a pedal?

Oh no no no. Just unplug the sitar and plug your belt drive Numark in. Have two sides, plug two in. Twist the buttons. What fuck you want?

Get out of my shop, mader chod.

草泥马

Re: Welcome Rhouse, Abdul Record Shop!

Lol. Rhouses will regret mentioning the Numarks.

Re: Welcome Rhouse, Abdul Record Shop!

what are you on big fella, i have technics 1210s. I'm not a child.

Re: Welcome Rhouse, Abdul Record Shop!

Diminished Responsibility wrote:

what are you on big fella, i have technics 1210s. I'm not a child.

Nice to see the effort in not having a mis-placed apostrophe with the 1210s, but otherwise, that sentence is a shambles