Mr Boring wrote:
I could listen to Boycott all day. Predictable but thoroughly entertaining.
Blowers has developed a really annoying snorty snoring noise thing. Time to sack him off.
I quite like Ed Smith although there's a danger of him becoming too smooth and turning into that smug cunt Mark Nicholas.
Vic Marks is quality.
For pure gold, it has to be Bob willis
With his thousand yard stare, I can see him skulking the back streets of whitechappel ,slashing and hacking, with pace and aggression, with his freemason set of steak knives,bearing gifts of pike,bushmeat and khat for the local eastern european/congalese/somalian prostitutes.
A modern day Edwardian driller killer , complete with stove pipe hat and cape, laying out mary bells intestines in a wagon wheel.
Some one please stop him before its to late..wont somebody think of the children..
ps for mark nicholas , read smooth lounge lizard cad, ready to sire your mrs as soon as your back is turned.the fucking stoat.
he'd probably lay her out over a Louis xiv chair and plunder her sweet minge while twiddling gentleman wax on his moustache with one hand and fleecing her post office account with the other.The cunt.
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