Re: The Ashes (Possible 2 pager)
Kiwi's are proper dozy from my experience. Not thick like Aussies just half baked. Its great coz you know you can always count on them when slagging Aussies off. They really do not like them either.
Some of our greatest office arguments are the Brits, Irish and Nz'ers telling the Aussies its not your fucking country. We invented it and you inherited it. That's it the end. There's no such things as Australians. The only ones there is are drunk and living in a fucking shed where you moved them to.