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Ahad Adump wrote:

Best seat in the house.

You're working whilst everyone else on the plane is getting pissed, I'd rather be in the back.

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Dermo wrote:

The only thing I do do is fit women. Seldom happens though. Always the fat cunt.

One of my mates got a 12 hour flight sat next to Keeley Hazel a few years back - the lucky fucking prick. lol

Awful control   Broken physics   Horrific AI   Weak voice work   Poor textures.

And that's just Wally on the pull.

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Would have been totally lost on me. Had to look up who it was. Cant imagine the conversation was very stimulating either.

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Nothing better on a flight when you bum a bit of legroom without paying for it, or get a three-rower and one seat is empty.

We did this a few years ago on a flight back from Vegas, front row, leg room the works, then waddled in this massive yank and sat next to my missus. Took half of her seat and proceeded to fall asleep on her shoulder. She was nearly crying.

Found it most amusing myself.

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Nice to see a couple of members rocking the business class vibe.

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Flew to Toronto a few years back, had an old man on my row who was up and down out of his seat constantly, going for a piss or just walking about as his knee hurt.  I asked if he wanted to take my aisle seat so that he didn't disturb us.

His reply: No, its quite alright, I like the window seat.

Inconsiderate old tool, I should have insisted really as he woke me up at least 3 times wanting to get out.

At least he wasn't fat.

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Love sitting up the front of the plane. Got to it quite a bit in my job.

No idea how to fly the fucking thing though. I reckon i could get it on the ground and survive if Ted Striker ws in the tower guiding me in through.

Just about to board in melbourne, 23 hours back to London. No other way to do than business class.

Did it cattle once. Never again.

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yeh its fucking horrible with the common people.

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fletcher wrote:

Flew to Toronto a few years back, had an old man on my row who was up and down out of his seat constantly, going for a piss or just walking about as his knee hurt.  I asked if he wanted to take my aisle seat so that he didn't disturb us.

His reply: No, its quite alright, I like the window seat.

Inconsiderate old tool, I should have insisted really as he woke me up at least 3 times wanting to get out.

At least he wasn't fat.


All of that and then ending up in toronto.

condolences.

Any girl that can't distinguish between her grandmother and a wolf is either as dense as teak or comes from a really ugly family

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i always get pilots next to me on long haul flights for some reason.

outside of SQ's sofas, the business pods are the way to go, solitary confinement for the entire flight

Any girl that can't distinguish between her grandmother and a wolf is either as dense as teak or comes from a really ugly family

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Anyone know what Benson's job is?

He never mentioned.

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snowstorm wrote:

All of that and then ending up in toronto.

condolences.

Could have been worse.  He could have ended up in Montreal with people refusing to speak to him in the Queen's. wink

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Pity Kaufmann the first didn't end up on Bana's hit list.

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fadass wrote:

Anyone know what Benson's job is?

He never mentioned.


Aye, sat next to him, hearing about all the lives he's saved.

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As with any mode of travel the idea is to imbibe as much as possible so that the close contact with other humans is tolerable.
And people who applaud when the plane lands want fucking shooting.

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La Nausee wrote:

As with any mode of travel the idea is to imbibe as much as possible so that the close contact with other humans is tolerable.
And people who applaud when the plane lands want fucking shooting.

Eurotrash ie stupid fucking Germans and cheesy backpacker Scandocunts applaud (incredibly sad).

But at least they don't get up the second the plane has landed to start getting their stuff out of the overhead bins like the Chinese.

Watched Finnair and BA staff play whack-a-mole with the Chinky standing up contingent many times.

草泥马

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fadass wrote:

Anyone know what Benson's job is?

He never mentioned.

It's one a lot better than yours.

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Can Benson perform a complex outer join without creating a Cartesian product?

I don't FUCKING think SO.

草泥马

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i seriously wouldn't want to be a Dr. of any medical persuasion. Worked into the floor and a life of sleep deprivation and hardly any social life. Got two friends in that industry, ones a surgeon the other an ER Dr. Both look like death and never have the time to do fucking anything and work to the point they are like zombies.

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fadass wrote:

Anyone know what Benson's job is?

He never mentioned.

MattBlack wrote:

He sends people to sleep

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Dermo wrote:

i seriously wouldn't want to be a Dr. of any medical persuasion. Worked into the floor and a life of sleep deprivation and hardly any social life. Got two friends in that industry, ones a surgeon the other an ER Dr. Both look like death and never have the time to do fucking anything and work to the point they are like zombies.

A lot of GPs (not locums) spend half their week on the golf course. It's a desperately boring job but massively overpaid compared to hospital and specialist doctors.

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I don't count Gps as Drs.

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Prolapse wrote:
Dermo wrote:

i seriously wouldn't want to be a Dr. of any medical persuasion. Worked into the floor and a life of sleep deprivation and hardly any social life. Got two friends in that industry, ones a surgeon the other an ER Dr. Both look like death and never have the time to do fucking anything and work to the point they are like zombies.

A lot of GPs (not locums) spend half their week on the golf course. It's a desperately boring job but massively overpaid compared to hospital and specialist doctors.


What a load of absolute cock. It's a really fucking hard job. I work on intensive care (sometimes) and its really easy. They're all ill as fuck and generally I use about 10 strategies to keep them alive. Not really that hard. Stressful sometimes. Really sad sometimes, but generally I find it relatively easy to pick those who need my input from those that don't.

GPs see hundreds of patients a week. They have to decide if that blood coming out of your arse is piles or if they need to refer you for expensive incestigations to check you haven't got cancer. Refer too many people and the NHS crumbles under the costs, miss cancer and your career is potentially ducked.

Picking the actual ill one out of the hundred every week. That is a skill.

And they get paid about £80k for doing it.

Not poor. But not super rich.

Their pay has gone down as they have given year in year cost of living wage increase to their staff, each practice is like a small independent business, whilst they have taken pay cuts themselves.

As for the golf course. Yeah right.

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My ex Mrs' Dad was a GP.

Would write out a prescription for anything.

Ledge.

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If you go in and tell them exactly what you want and what its for with an understanding of your condition and what its for in my experience 9-10 will give you what you ask for.

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