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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba … coach.html

David Moyes has been called a 'dinosaur' and his coaching methods have been labelled as prehistoric and the reason behind Robin van Persie’s injury concerns.
A leading Dutch fitness specialist has called into question Moyes’ training regime and believes Van Persie being taken off at half-time during United’s friendly in Japan on Tuesday because he had experienced tightness in a thigh was down to the new United boss.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba … nited.html

Arsenal confident Fabregas will snub United for Emirates return... and they would only have to pay £25m

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba … eport.html

Last-gasp Zaha strike rescues United from another pre-season defeat

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not to mention:

Rooney
Ronaldo
Bale
Giggs masterminding the CL campaign


you can never write them off tho

check out my hearthis.at page

i'm too old for this shit

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As much as we are all pinning our hopes on Moyes fucking this right up, I think it's probably a bit early to be breaking out the LOLs.

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Under fergal I'd be hesitant to laugh, but under Moyes i'd  say there's a fair chance they could fuck things up.

Part of the problem

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Did Dave start and then respond to his own thread? And question the significance of a pre season money spinner?

Flares behaviour.

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Fair thread title to be fair.

Part of the problem

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Gollum only won two of his first games of the season for Everton in eleven seasons, think he drew a couple and lost the rest.

#justsayin

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Of all the big European clubs changing their manager this preseason, United are the only one to employ a manager who has no experience of winning a trophy.

#justhopeheshungry.

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That was like Everton with van Persie.

Horrible viewing.

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Premature ejaculation, Dave. You're on a hair trigger.

Check out liverpool's meaningless run out yesterday? It was amazing football.

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Big win for us today, shows we mean business, nice silverware for Dave also.

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fadass wrote:

Premature ejaculation, Dave. You're on a hair trigger.

Check out liverpool's meaningless run out yesterday? It was amazing football.

Possibly.

But did you see how deep they were all game, apart from Evra who he was trying to turn into Leighton Baines?

Honestly, if you'd stuck royal blue shirts on them you couldn't have known it wasn't the Blueshite.

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As it was the charity shield, I didn't pay as much attention as Liverpool fans did but seemed pretty standard for the game it was. Not sure old Alex would have done much different to be honest.

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The penny has just dropped with me, dippers hate us even more now Davey Boy is at the helm.

Win win.

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I thought united were shit, jammy, conceding too many and old bacon face alco lost it years ago. Only won cos others blew it and teams were beaten before tip off.

But it must be Moyes' fault cos the charity shield was a bit naff.

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United were just like Everton, apart from the winning of course.

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I hate Bacon Face but have never denied that he is one of the greatest managers ever and his teams have at times played some amazing football, especially the side around 92-95, before he realised that that style didn't cut it in Europe.

But the fact that he constantly adapted despite being an old, liver-addled cunt just shows what a genius he was.

It's almost as though he shoehorned Moyes in there, thinking this stupid Gollum-looking bastard doesn't know his arse from his elbow, he can only make my legacy look even more impressive.

Mark my words, Moyes has one template for playing football and he is already applying it. It's awful to look at and won't win you the league and will get you found out massively in Europe. Years of laughing at Everton has me well aware of what he's like. No surprise that he can't sign anyone - they all know they what's happening. He's a shithouse. He'll be the Hodgson of United and it's fucking hilarious.

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Wigan with a new, fairly crap manager? Fucking Sammy Lee could have put a side out to beat them.

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Never been a better time for Liverpool to mount a title challenge then.

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I would be very surprised if United beat Liverpool on 1st September.

By then, the massively demoralised United players will have had about three months of dealing with this fucking long-ball merchant primitive at the helm.

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Undoubtedly we'll be saving ourselves for the big games.

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20 years of hurt bubbling out of Dave. Love it.

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It must be as beautiful as for you when Souness started systematically dismantling Liverpool.

Everyone knows that Moyes is going to bury United, except, it seems, United fans.

You've got a dinosaur in charge.

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United could be relegated in the Vauxhall Conference and we still wouldn't be as much of a laughing stock as Liverpool Dav.