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It's admirable that United fans are putting on a public show of unity/support the manager, we all know that deep down you're thinking the guy's a fucking EMBARRASSMENT who is going to be the Souness/Hodgson of United.

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Fergie wouldn't have wanted to have signed either of them.

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Fergie's upstairs, cackling at this thread.

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Fergie's thinking "Smallman1 and Beijing Dave are absolutely smashing this out the park, good lads."

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Thank God Ed arrived, thought this thread was just going to be Dave replying to himself and lol'ing at his previous post.

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Fair play to Dave, he's been totally committed to this thread.

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He will be the first to a six pager of his own posts.

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Spot the difference...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/03/08/article-2290455-18613E95000005DC-231_634x550.jpg

http://cdn.worldcupblog.org/netherlands.worldcupblog.org/files/2009/02/blinker_knvb_groot.jpg

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Re: Gollum Horrorshow Realtime Cackletube

I don't know what the definition of a meldown is, but Beijing Dave is certainly having some kind of crisis.

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Beijing Dave wrote:

Spot the difference...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/03/08/article-2290455-18613E95000005DC-231_634x550.jpg

http://cdn.worldcupblog.org/netherlands.worldcupblog.org/files/2009/02/blinker_knvb_groot.jpg

one is called Reg and the other is a cluster fuck of a reg

what do i win?

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You win this toy, signed by Moyesey.

http://www.thelandofshadow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/the-hobbit-neca-gollum-figure.jpg

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Do like it when Dave gets on a roll.

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Beijing Dave wrote:

It's admirable that United fans are putting on a public show of unity/support the manager, we all know that deep down you're thinking the guy's a fucking EMBARRASSMENT who is going to be the Souness/Hodgson of United.

To be fair to Souness (I feel dirty typing that), he inherited an ageing squad from Dalglish, whereas Fergie has left Gollum with a fairly well balanced squad.

Souness still a made a pig's ear of replacing Speedie, Spackman, Hysen et al.

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Liked the hard man too much did Souness. Razor and Dicks spring to mind. Lol.

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Not seen Fadas in this thread for a while, probably off to RedCafe for some serious United chat.

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Always though Souness handled the Ali Dia situation badly, he was a great talent.

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Beijing Dave wrote:

Not seen Fadas in this thread for a while, probably off to RedCafe for some serious United chat.

I was in this thread this morning when you were talking to yourself and lol'ing despite the fact nothing you were saying was actually funny, Dave.

Nothing much has changed since 8am  so I haven't really felt the need to comment on anything.

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Yeah Dave. Suck it. Talking to yourself like a complete fucking loon. That too, on a forum.

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Yeah, Dave.

High five, Rhouses.

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Re: Gollum Horrorshow Realtime Cackletube

Admittedly, I'm not sure if this thread is yet as "hilarious" (tiresome) as Dermo and co's persistent Bin Dipper ramblings, so I'll plough on with it for at least half a season more.

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http://sabotagetimes.com/wp-content/uploads/image3.jpeg

At least fads took the time to carve this into a watermelon. Great tribute.

SimonR

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Beijing Dave wrote:

Admittedly, I'm not sure if this thread is yet as "hilarious" (tiresome) as Dermo and co's persistent Bin Dipper ramblings, so I'll plough on with it for at least half a season more.

A 150 page magnificent monster tiresome? People can only dream of such. To gain such notoriety United fans are going to have to murder a few in order to accomplish a thread of such gravitas.

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Part of the problem

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Sorry to be pedantic but this is a David Moyes thread so Gollum would have to murder a few fans in order to accomplish a thread of such gravitas.

Anyway, if this thread reaches 150 pages then the chances are United haven't sacked him and UMB will still be crying about Souness and Hodgson.

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Dave seems to have become the dippers number one crusader nowadays. Interesting swing in allegiance considering he spent years saying over and over on here and GU that he doesn't support the dippers one bit. Now he refers to them as 'we'.

Last edited by Dermo (Tuesday Aug 2013 16:30:53)

Part of the problem

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Foxy Stoat wrote:

He's talking embarrassing bollocks - he knows it and everyone else knows it.  I thought the delusional conspiracy theories would come later in his reign but apparently not.

Yeah, because he was actually serious.

You stupid fucking cunt.

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