Topic: Being Paul Gascoigne

Did anybody see this last night?

Silly cunt gives good drinkers like fadass a bad name.

Thought his son was auditioning to be a Rick Astley lookalike.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01762/SNN1215C-_1762177a.jpg

Last edited by Big Fella (Wednesday Sep 2013 00:45:11)

Re: Being Paul Gascoigne

I'd never have guessed you were Black, Paul.

Fair play.

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That's Danny Welbeck.

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Yeah watched it last night.

Very sad. Only a matter of when I'm afraid. Legend.

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First there was George Best, then Gazza. How many more lives will football ruin?

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sabotini wrote:

That's Danny Welbeck.

Gen lol.

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Gazza needs to knock the drinking on the head and take up a proper hobby like heroin

kibble, kibble, who's got the kibble

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Thought Gazza looked well.

Rocking some boss clobber too.

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With a title like 'Being Paul Gascoigne' I would have hoped the hour would have taken by the screen being filled with various colours, leprechaun and stars, with the rim of a pint glass lurching from out of the clouds and just about into focus every 30 seconds.

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shaunstrudwick wrote:

Gazza needs to knock the drinking on the head and take up a proper hobby like heroin

Totally

Seemingly he's only been smashed a total of 15 months in 12 years or something.  It just sends him even more loopy than he already is when he's sober. 

His Rangers team mates used to say they'd be guaranteed a cheap night when they drinking with him because he basically couldnt drink.  Bet the livers fine.

The guy needs help for being a facking loon than anything else.

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Have to agree with a lot of that, the guy would still be a tit if he wasn't anywhere near drink. Lets also not forget he's a wife beater too and drink is just an excuse for being a loser, which lets face it, is all he's been for a long time.
Normal people don't play the flute at an old firm game either. Drink didn't make him do that and he's brought most of it on himself.

I don't care about how sorry people feel for him, he was a good footy player but it ends there. Other than that, he's a child in a man's body and a complete fucking  tool with it and was on the field, as well as off it.

Last edited by Dermo (Wednesday Sep 2013 21:57:28)

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Whatever happened to Jimmy Five Bellies?

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He snuffed it a few years ago

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lol @ "normal people don't play the flute at an old firm game"

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dutchy101 wrote:

He snuffed it a few years ago

nah - i'm sure he was rolled out around the time of that Sun front page above earlier this year

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shaunstrudwick wrote:
dutchy101 wrote:

He snuffed it a few years ago

nah - i'm sure he was rolled out around the time of that Sun front page above earlier this year

... and indeed featured in the ITV documentary just aired.

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My mistake. He lost loads of weight and was trying to save Gazza a while back. He's dead to me anyway.

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I wish they'd just leave the bloke alone tbh.  It's proper car crash TV.  The bloke is mentally ill FFS.

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His daughter would get it from Elder Slabs.

Even Zackster wouldn't chart this bollix.