Topic: Question: Dumps
Serious question: Have you ever done such a massive torpedo of a dump, you immediately had to look in the pan thinking "What the FUCK was that?!??!"
But then when you look, it had such density that it had already propelled itself down the U-bend?
I just did one and to be honest it felt fucking amazing.
I'm putting it down to the amount of cabbage one typically eats in the Celestial Kingdom (roughage), allied with the well-packed clods of meat and shrimp found in your typical huntun (wonton in Canto-speak).