So the Arsenal vs. Spurs FA Cup match has finished and now we have a whatever the fuck it is ballroom dancing-style pool diving thing with Tom 'edwardtheconfessorismy#1fan' Daly.
Fuckin' hell I want to vomit ... a lot.
Thank fuck Scandinavian crime series 'The Bridge' starts up again BBC3. I hope there are a lot of killings in it now.
Id keep the pool, but sub zero freezing.
immerse Tom 'take me to the hilt wolfgang' Daley For 2 minutes at a time,until he passes out.
Then revive him using different methods of intense concentrated heat.
high voltage uv ray sun lamps, naked flame, boiling water mixed with lard and sugar, or have an adult circus performer simply 'lay his cable along his spine' for a real infusion of sexual heat.
repeat ad nausem for the enjoyment of the mogadon masses .
now , that would show real bravery on young toms part.
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